that's dean right

Saviors War

Rick: people have died, we need to fight
Ezekiel: na

Saviors: you’re missing 1 cantaloupe
Ezekiel: it’s time for war

Castiel had always known how he felt about Dean. Somehow he’d always been able to conceal it.

Not anymore. Castiel feels like he’ll burst if he doesn’t just say it. He’s only human now, after all.

He does say it, eventually. He makes use of all the knowledge he’s acquired and tells Dean how he feels over and over again.

It’s in Danish the first time. “jeg elsker dig” he murmurs as he accepts his mug of coffee.

The second time is a few days later when they’re on a case related to an Arab painter. “أحبك,” Castiel says, not looking up from the book he’s poring over.

He ends up saying the phrase more times than he can count.

“Ez hej te dikim”

It is not always “three simple words”.

“मैं तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ”

And he never says it in the one language that matters, the one language that Dean would understand.

“دوستت دارم”

Castiel will only learn later that he has severely underestimated Dean. He will only learn later when, one day, Dean turns to him and says, “You know I love you too, right?”

Purgatory callback and potential foreshadowing

Thinking further about Dean Germaphobe Winchester and his Purgatory-esque call back in 12x15 and the overall character arcs of Sam, Dean, Cas and even Mary this season…

Obviously the Sam-lying narrative is what is most clear here and for Dean to push back on the “you are a killer” accusations being thrown his way, because he’s NOT in purgatory anymore and isn’t a ruthless killer of just anything, in fact he is now more in the ‘grey area’ than most as a direct opposition to the ‘purity’ of purgatory.

But also, could this purgatory link potentially be foreshadowing for Cas to come to harm through trying to protect Dean in some way? In the same way he pushed Dean away for his own good in purgatory? Thus being harmed and ‘left behind’ / held against his will at the end of the season as the cliff hanger, requiring a rescue in season 13? With all the emotional development I feel like they could actually get to a ‘good’ point (not necessarily romantic but just good) only to be pulled apart by cosmic consequences right at the end of the season…

Random Shout Out

Thanks to everyone just feeding into my Dean crisis with these gifs! You can totally keep sending them too btw! I do have a lot so repeats I won’t necessarily mess with, but I am doing this until the 18th! Also, NSFW gifs can totally be thrown my way as well-have plenty of the boys and other characters (just specify who you have in mind if you send me any).

Originally posted by out-in-the-open

Just know, I’ve moved on from crisis to just accepting my Dean!girl status! I even had an unnecessarily long conversation with @impalaimagining about this.

Signs as Supernatural characters

Aries: Charlie Bradbury 

Taurus: Sam Winchester 

Gemini: Crowley 

Cancer: Castiel (believe it or not)

Leo: Metatron 

Virgo: Bobby Singer

Libra: Balthazar

Scorpio: Lucifer 

Saggitarius: Meg 

Capricorn: Kevin Tran 

Aquarius: Dean Winchester 

Pisces: Garth Fitzgerald

Dean: don’t do the thing
Sam/Cas: screw you Dean I know what I’m doing
*Sam/Cas do the thing; everything breaks*
Fandom: this must be Dean’s fault!


Amidst all the presents and festivities, remember that the real gifts are your family and friends. Merry Christmas!

Job interview probably
  • Interviewer: And do you have any special skills or hobbies?
  • Me: I enjoy writing elaborate, fictional stories about self - discovery.
  • Interviewer: Could you give an example?
  • Me: Like there's this one about an alcoholic man who discovers God and falls in love with an angel.
  • Interviewer: That's nice.
  • Me: ... And then they do the seks.
  • Interviewer: ....
  • Me: It's gay smut.
  • Interviewer: ....
  • Me: Am I hired?
  • HaluciBenny: What happens in Purgatory stays in Purgatory.
  • HaluciBenny: I mean, nobody ever found out that you and Cas-
  • Dean: Benny! I mean me! I mean... Just shaddup whoever you are.

Dean landed on the floor with an ‘oof’, shocked that he had been taken down from behind.

“Hey!” He exclaimed, lifting his head as a knee pressed into his back and cool metal was snapped around his wrists. He glanced up over his shoulder, his neck straining at the effort.

“Y/N?” He asked, a smile threatening at the corners of his lips as he looked up at you. 

“Dean?” You asked. “What are you doing here?” Your knee was still pressed into his back, and you took your hands off of his wrists as you recognized the man you had just put cuffs on. You straightened up and looked at him, blinking a few times making sure that you weren’t seeing things. 

“Apparently, getting arrested.” He said with a smirk, still looking. “Unless this is your way of trying to tell me that you wanna spice things up tonight?”