that's basically me as a kid

me in the future
  • my kid: mommy will you sing me a lullaby?
  • me: sure sweetie
  • me: Yekaterina ๐Ÿ‘„ Petrovna ๐Ÿ‘  Zamolodchikova ๐Ÿ“ข but your dad ๐Ÿ‘จ just calls ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ“ฒ me Katya๐Ÿ˜˜ I'm the bright ๐Ÿ’ก red scare ๐Ÿ‘น with the long ๐Ÿ† blonde hair ๐Ÿ’‡ always keep them ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฑ coming back for more ๐Ÿƒ you're a basic ass hoe ๐Ÿ’ฆ and it's your time โฐโณ to go so bitch ๐Ÿฉ let me show ๐Ÿ‘‰ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ the door ๐Ÿšช cause it's me ๐Ÿ‘† who's getting laid ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ and I'm always getting paid ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’ฐ the only high class ๐Ÿ‘‘ Russian ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ whore ๐Ÿ˜œ I'm a scorching ๐Ÿ”ฅ hot ๐Ÿ’ฆ mess ๐Ÿ—‘ in a skin ๐Ÿ˜ tight dress ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘› that's a rash ๐Ÿ˜ท not a herpes sore ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Lenin ๐Ÿ‘ด in the streets ๐ŸŒด Dostoyevsky ๐Ÿ“š in the sheets ๐ŸŒ›๐Ÿ‘ฃ baby ๐Ÿ‘ถ are you ๐Ÿ™ ready for this cold โ„ war โš”โ˜  Katya ๐Ÿ’‹ Zamo ๐Ÿ’Œ lodchikova ๐Ÿ˜

you know what i really hate those ‘do’s and don’ts of drawing’ ‘’’tutorials’’’. they’re not tutorials. all they do is shame certain art styles and that’s?? kinda gross

you dont want to use pen pressure on your art? you wanna use bright colors? you wanna use that spray paint brush to shade your drawings?? hell yeah you do that!! as long as it makes you happy who cares what your art style looks like!!

ok so when Zoro and Luffy first meet Zoro’s 2 most important things to him were his swords and his own life like thats it nothing else matters to him thats all he needs. then he joins the crew and becomes the first mate. 

flash forward to Thriller Bark and u’ll instantly remember why that shits so poignant 

Zoro’s sacrificial actions are now basically declaring Luffy to be his literal everything he THROWs away his swords (Most Important Things #1) and offers up his own life (Most Important Thing #2) in exchange for Luffy’s survival. Literally nothing now is as important to him as Luffy and Luffy’s dream is, and thats the kind of relationship that fucks me right UP cuz we started from the bottom now we’re here  

Class 1-a youtubers headcannon

Okay, I see a bunch of things where the kids of class 1 a have their own individual Youtube channels but what if they had one Youtube channel together.

The channel icon is a picture of aizawa asleep in his caterpillar cacoon or whatever and the header image is just all might bench pressing the entire class.

Most of the videos would probably just be fucking meme videos that kaminari makes for no reason and videos that sero has taken of the other kids at random moments. Or sometimes they work together to make embarrassing garbage that lasts on the internet forever.
For instance, sero was video taping everyone asleep in the common room after movie night and he caught this one clip of ojiro hitting himself in the face with his tail and kaminari made every meme remix possible with it.

But there are other things as well;

Jirou probably makes song covers and talks about bands and stuff.
Satou probably makes baking tutorials
And Kirishima has three minute long videos that are just him weight lifting.

Uraraka secretly videos whenever the class goes out on the town.
There is probably a complation one of the girls (or guys haha) made of todoroki being a very beautiful boy (he doesn’t even know what’s happening tbh) .
Midoriya talks about heroes and fanboys over nearly everything
And then there is probably a whole series that is dedicated to (and secretly taken) tokoyami and the wonders of having a bird head.

Most of minetas videos are either taken down, or not allowed to be posted in the first place.
Kouda just has short clips of his pets and other animals he finds.
Aoyama has a little series where he tries to set up some of his classmates (and fails. These kids are too oblivious)
Ojiro has a martial arts series
Momo makes a wide variety of videos. From her trying to create things without using her quirk to tutorials on how to be a straight a student
Tsu has people ask her questions and she gives really blunt but very helpful answers
Hagakure is the one who takes most of the secret videos, but she also does makeup tutorials
Ashido dances / pulls pranks on people
Shouji gives people tips on various things, but mostly stress management
Iida doesn’t really post anything he just monitors what everyone else posts
And bakugou has five second long videos of him screaming at various things

All of their individual posts are sorted into playlists that are titled with their names from the class 1-a groupchat (which they post voice over videos from all the time)

And they have this weird continuing series they all do together where they dress up as each other and try to reenact things they’ve done. (In a much less serious but dramatic way) The most popular one is a weird remake of the todoroki/ bakugou fight in the sports festival but with hagakure as todoroki and sero as bakugo)

Basically these kids are meme lords and their is no stopping them.

cityof-roses  asked:

Hi!! I love your books, they saved my new found anxiety ridden life! Anyway I not sure if I'm supposed to ask questions on this but, I know Julian is like the dad of the family but does that mean Emma acts like the mother? A couple times in the book you said Livvy was putting Tavvy to bed and that's a little mom like. I thought also Emma would have to help them with all the new girl puberty things and for me that's motherly? Sorry for so many words

That’s an interesting question. I would say that the thing is: Julian is the children’s parent. He is basically a father to Tavvy, Dru, Ty and Livvy. Emma is not. She is not their stepmother, but more like an older sister. 

Sometimes Livvy puts Tavvy to sleep, but Julian does it the most often. Responsibilities are mostly his, and I don’t think of them otherwise as being broken down along such gendered lines. Julian cooks and puts kids to bed, and would have been fine telling the girls about the facts of life, though probably relieved if Emma helped. Emma is much more likely to help the kids with aspects of growing up that have to do with training and fighting. So I would say no one acts like the “mother” or “father” so much as that in Julian they have a parent and in Emma an older sibling.

Fake Chats #121
  • Seokjin: what are you doing?
  • Hoseok: shh! You'll give us away!
  • Seokjin: *whispers* what are you doing?
  • Yoongi: watching the kids be...kids.
  • Namjoon: look, we've got Jimin who dotes on Jungkook who dotes on Taehyung who dotes on Jimin. And then it goes back the other way. And then there's tickling, and confetti everywhere, and then they're tired and cuddle in a heap.
  • Seokjin: so basically, our children are puppies.
  • Yoongi: basically.
  • Hoseok: more specifically, though, Tae is a kitten, Kookie is a bunny and Jiminnie is a koala.
  • Seokjin: you're kind of a puppy, too.
  • Namjoon: that's true. What about me?
  • Yoongi: you're like a baby bird learning how to fly.
  • Hoseok: that makes Jin-hyung the mama bird. And Yoongi-hyung is a hedgehog, of course.
  • Yoongi: why of course?
  • Hoseok: 'cause you're prickly but cute.
  • Namjoon: why am I a baby bird?
  • Seokjin: wait, look! They're asleep! My adorable babies.
  • Hoseok: is anybody else thinking what I'm thinking?
  • Namjoon: that I'm not a baby bird?
  • Yoongi and Seokjin: cuddling.
  • Later, the maknaes: our hyungs are so cute.
gryles 2017 for vee @ladsfm

okay ah vee wanted this UPDATED!!! to add the start of the year too so! edited again!

heres a basic recap i guess but uhhh

  • harry nd nick literally spent xmas together aGAIN and they mention it casually as fUCK 
  • they started off their year domestic and shit how fucking adorable #netflixnchillncurry
  • okay so we didnt even KNOw this happened until they talked bout it in the sott premiere but! they literally spent a whole goddamn day together just dedicated to listening to ?? sott?? hs1?? i feel like they listened to the whole fucking album but im also pretty sure nick was like ‘no i didnt hear the album before!! this is all new!!’ when harry went on for the hs1 premiere but whatever nicks a fuckin liar we all kno it
  • im dying it was one album song like IT TAKES LESS THAN AN HOUR and they met up in the MORNING and didnt listen till afterNOON whatthe FUCK they literally spent all DAY together cos they were so NERVOUS what fools
  • then we have: ladzfm 2.0 aka sott premiere aka: “I feel lucky to be playing my first song with one of my best friends.” aka our collective death
  • we got a lot of good shit in this interview im actualy crying rereading it all what the fuck HMM SO WE GOT #fontchat, nick talking about trying to cook a roast for harry with remi IN LA, nick admitting that harry was one of 4 people nick told about getting breakfast (two being his parents FUCK), #ronniewoodchat??? nicks life is so weird, OH POST BRITS CHAT FUCK!, confirmed that nick and anne text on the reg, dog collar chat #legendsonly, #tbt to when they saw rita at G-A-Y , other cute shit
  • THANKS FOR HAVING ME. LOVE YOU. H.
  • also this like idk how to describe it but nick and harry are BOTH the sun for eachother and they literlly light each other up
  • nick being adorable about it on insta too
  • okay now its the original post but i fixed those links you told me were wrong
  • okay i feel like u know that nick flew to america to take his mum on a holiday then like also watch harry debut on snl but i feel like revisiting so
  • there was ANNE that fucked us up to begin with
  • then when nick turned up at the snl studios??
  • like we were waiting for it but we never fucking expected it to actually happen what the fuck
  • nick looked so good when he was there fuck me
  • harry smiling and waving at his lil home party of 2
  • him and eileen going to the afterparty and chillin with jimmy whatshisface, eileen partying till the am?
  • uhh hardly important but idk
  • nick looks so fkin good even hungover as fuck after partying all night and celebrating (marrying) harry
  • MOVING ON FROM THEIR AMERICAN MARRIAGE
  • the tweet got deleted ugh but nick was spotted at harrys graham norton performance! love a supportive husband!
  • harry came on the show for an hour for his album release party and? it was LIVE
  • started with nick complimenting harry on his outfit made outta tea towels
  • harry saves the audios that nick sends him when harry was sharing album clips and nick sung his own versions #confirmed
  • omg notebook chat was in this interview ugh
  • <3
  • jonna just posted this like last week and im still crying
  • MOVING ON FROM LADZFM TO: MALLORCA
  • okay first off nick looks fit as fuck in mallorca so
  • nick went to both the hens party and the stag do what a fuckin loser
  • hun! oh HUN
  • okay i think we got like ppl rumouring that harry was in mallorca but EMILY CAME THRU for us and posted this
  • the girls lookd so lovely at the wedding tho ahhh
  • this is what harry married i love Him
  • nick and harry musta been sharin a room cos nick was wearin his clothes aww
  • so basically nick blasted the hell outta wild thoughts on this holiday and put green hearts on fuckin everything so i did this mess
  • okay mallorcas over rip back to ldn life
  • nick got emo again idk
  • whatever they went out for LUNCH 
  • what the fuck how domestic
  • OH A GOOD DAY HERE
  • nick went to see dunkirk by himself cos he couldnt make the premiere etc etc 
  • completely by himself im dyin
  • then we were all like HEY I HOPE HE STILL MAKES THE PREMIERE cos liek we didnt know he was busy so when he rocked up to host this car gig or whatever we were all like hmm proud of u host grimshaw but also hun :/
  • and also the bleach makeup launch was on that night so like a lot of harrys close ldn crew pals missed the ldn premiere too and we were all like awww poor harry
  • BUT THEN
  • both HARRY and NICK rocked up at the bleach party!
  • they both looked fit as everyloving FUCK this night too
  • N I C E
  • fucked up we never got an actual HQ pic of nick and harry together but you can see nicks arm in this on the right omg
  • im still gellz
  • OKAY MOVING ONTO HARRY COMING ONTO THE SHOW FOR LADZFM 4.0 to talk about DUNKIRK
  • unfortch it was prerecorded but like still
  • nick looked amazing (and harry took those pics and u cant tell me otherwise)
  • uhh some good quotes one two three four five 
  • they look lovely im stressed
  • (nick in glasses lookin like a doctor)
  • OKAY MOVING ON TO NICKS BDAY
  • harry was MIA? for nicks actual bday SO INSTEAD they celebrated together (with harry lambert) a couple day early!!
  • nice lil lunch <3
  • SHOPPING WITH BAE
  • nick looks rly fit
  • i cant beleive harry brought him the goddamn shoes
  • i cant belvie how much nick loves them
  • like full on 100% loves them
  • (harry has rly similar shoes too goddamn matchy matchy kids)
  • fast forward to later augugst where
  • NICK AND HARRY GONNA DO A BBC SPECIAL TOGETHER
  • aka Harry Styles at the BBC
  • then like FIVE DAYS AFTER IT WAS ANNOUNCED nick andharry were already up north filming one two three
  • NICK N HARRY LOOKED ADORBALE TOGEHTER
  • nick tweeted about being off air for 3 days and jeff liked it :)
  • in the actual recording harry wears his usual florals  yeh nick actually fucking posted that to his own instagram story what thte fuck i love 2017
  • nick? murder me?
  • ahhh
  • ALSO ANNE AND EILEEN SAT TOGETHER IN THE AUDIENCE HOW FUJCING SWEET WTF
  • and THATS basically it for the past couple of months? there was this mention the other day but apart from that!
  • EDIT: I FUCKING FORGOT TO ADD THAT HARRY COVERED WILD THOUGHTS IN THE BBC RADIO ONE LIVE LOUNGE which: what the Fuck

anyway I LOVE YOU I MISS YOU IM SORRY THIS IS A MESS HOPE UR DOIN OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tbh i see all of these mekakushi dan aus where they’re a ~real gang™~
and, like, just saying: tbh if there was a realistic kagepro au where there were no powers, they wouldn’t have a gang.
they’d have something else entirely. a family, of sorts. not much different from canon, in that respect.

instead of coming together over something like that, they’d come together to rescue each other. imagine no-one dying and getting powers. instead, kano continues to talk to the ‘park girl’. eventually, she finds out about his situation. and she vows to get him out of it. 

she helps him masquerade a way to escape his mom. but they don’t stop there. no way in hell. they vow to create a home for anyone like him.

the little rich bastard with the neglectful family. the unwanted bullied orphan. they find them both and take them away. ayano manages to find them a place to stay.

it grows and grows. 

the feral girl in the forest, with hair down to her toes, and mother slaughtered by rumors and superstition. the girl with more attention than she’d ever want, but no love for herself. the exhausted young woman, with parents  that have tossed her away, and only a grandmother to look after her. the unidealistic man, who’s taken to apathy instead of caring. the sick friendless boy, who still has his upcoming death looming over his head. the strange child from the country, staying there over the summer, who tells tales of a neglectful father. 

each one is welcomed.

the dan, at first, becomes a place to harbor the abused and neglected. the fox-eyed boy who was beaten by his mother. the child who was thrown to the wolves. the man who’s heard his own father’s words of “you won’t live past 16.”

quickly, it also becomes a home of sorts to the lonely. to the friendless. perhaps those in decent home situations: but outcasts from society and feeling loved. the strange popular girl, who can never sit still or seem to make real friends. the narcoleptic woman, chastised and made fun of by her peers. the lonely but apathetic boy, with no means to show how much he needed this.

some stay in the ‘base’ all the time. usually the one from bad home situations. the dan becomes a permanent place for them to stay. others, stay at their housings, but travel to the dan daily, to converse and be happy with people they never thought they’d be lucky enough to have. both groups find what they can only call a ‘home’. 

because you know what? the mekakushi dan’s vibe overall isn’t about being a gang. those were the rambles of excited children. what the mekakushi dan really is is first and foremost a family and a home. and even without powers or snakes, i feel that’s all it could ever be.

a safe space for the different; the outcasts; the abused; the lonely. that’s what the mekakushi dan is.

badboy! woojin part 1

part 2 here

woojin x reader (you)

bulletpointed // scenario

genre : fluff?? (for now)

warnings : none

a/n : hope you guys enjoy this one!! i dont even know if this is a proper badboy au lmao, but i tried my best hehe so enjoy!! im such trash for woojin bye

pt 1 / ?? i might do a part 2, it depends on whether yall want me to continue

Originally posted by junior-royalz


  • ok so basically
  • you were the normal kid in your class - okay grades, some friends you hang out with every now and then, considered pretty pretty in your class
  • or thats what you thought
  • anyways on with the story
  • you were walking to school
  • when you hear someone shout your name
  • it was lai guanlin, your best friend
  • “y/n !! wanna go for starbucks later? 1 for 1 deal today!” he tells you, knowing how much you love the drinks there
  • you nod happily and continued on your way to school with him
  • you put your stuff in the locker, blahblahblah all the normal stuff
  • the school bell rang
  • you go to class and put down your stuff 
  • class started and your devious teacher commands everyone to hand in their homework
  • wow just your luck
  • you had forgotten to bring it to school
  • and that was how you ended up in detention
  • you lay your head on your table in detention class, absolutely miserable
  • my starbucks,,,,, that little shit guanlin is gonna have his the time of his life while im here in this hell hole
  • suddENLY YOU HEAR A LOUD SLAM
  • you look up in curiosity
  • and you meet eyes with park woojin, the notorious bad boy in your school
  • he was known in your school to be able to crush anyone with a simple punch, and that his family owned a very famous and rich company
  • not that you had seen him in action so you weren’t thAT intimidated by him haha sure y/n
  • he wore a black sweater with ripped jeans, bag slung carelessly around his shoulder and damn he looked good to say the least
  • as soon as he lays his eyes on you, he smirks
  • you turn into a blushing mess bECAUSE HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO REACT
  •  you just focus on the board behind him, pretending you never saw him
  • after about 20 minutes, you noticed that the teacher had fallen asleep
  • thIS IS YOUR CHANCE Y/N, TO RUN AWAY AND GET CHEAP STARBUCKS
  • you silently stand, the chair leg quietly screeching against the floor
  • woojin looks up, and watches you as you stack up the chair on top of the table
  • “whatcha doing there, baby girl?”
  • you look back and see woojin leaning against the table, smirking at you once again
  • “uhmm….. i n-need to go to the toilet?” you stuttered, flustered because tHE PARK WOOJIN just called you baby girl
  • “by climbing out the window? i don’t think so”
  • “……..”
  • “if you allow me to tag along wherever you’re going, i won’t wake up the teacher and get you in trouble.”
  • “……okay.”
  • you both climb out the window and BOOM you’re out
  • “so where did you so desperately wanted to go that you had to sneak out of detention?”
  • “i wanted to get starbucks, there was a 1 for 1 deal! hehehe….” you giggle nervously, realizing how absolutely ridiculous you sounded
  • he stares at you for a moment, before bursting into laughter
  • omg you love his laugh
  • it was like music to your ears
  • the way his snaggletooth showed as his mouth stretches into a wide grin
  • “you should smile more you know. you look nicer” you say, fiddling with your hands
  • “and i have a name… it’s-”
  • “y/n? i know, baby girl.”
  • you tilt your head to look up at him, wondering how he knew your name
  • he walks slowly towards you, backing you towards the wall behind him
  • you back hits the wall
  • woojin places his hand next to your head,
  • lowering himself so that he lips were next to your ear.
  • “because i’ve been watching you for a while now” he says before he softly bites your earlobe
  • you held your breath, unable to look him in the eye
  • your mind was whirling with thoughts
  • you have never had feeling before.
  • he finally backs away, gently grabbing your wrist and pulling you towards him
  • “now let’s get that starbucks.” he grins at you again, almost making you melt in a puddle
  • it was like your heart was on fire
  • and you could tell it was going to stay that way with woojin around

ok so i get so heated over a lot of things in willy wonka but like nothing gets me going more than the fact that some of those kids werent even BAD like. most of them were brats but yknow some were just really happy to be there and had loving parents that supported him and what he loves and werent rude or bratty and basically what im saying is augustus gloop did absolute nothing wrong hes a growing boy who really likes food and thats not a Crime and he didnt deserve to be the first kid to go

Dirk Gently's S1 recap transcript
  • Dirk: Where to begin? This show is sort of about...a lot. So...my name is Dirk Gently. I'm a holistic detective and by that, I mean, I investigate cases not through pesky thinking and logic and deduction, but in a more naturalistic way. Then I just sort of wander around and trust the universe to use me to work out the problems that need solving. I'm handsome, brave, unstoppably tough, gifted, stunningly intelligent, and just generally capable of anything I put my mind to. I was hired to investigate the murder of reclusive billionaire Patrick Spring, which is how I met my assistant, Todd--
  • Todd: Stop! Stop. I'm not your assistant.
  • Dirk: Sidekick?
  • Todd: No. I am...a guy you know. I am your friend. I'm not your assistant when you explain to people who you are. I'm Todd Brotzman. I used to be the lead singer of a punk band, but that kinda fell apart. I made a lot of mistakes, I was working at the hotel where Patrick Spring was murdered. That's how I met Dirk. He broke into my apartment, hijacked my life into total chaos. We ended up on the run from a cult, trapped in an underground maze, kidnapped, and finally going back in time. Honestly, we couldn't have done any of it without Farah.
  • Farah: Did you say my name?
  • Todd: Yeah! I was talking about the cult.
  • Farah: Hey, we promised not to talk about that. I find it very triggering.
  • Todd: Well, maybe...do you wanna--
  • Farah: Black. Farah Black. I've always wanted to be in the military or the law enforcement, but I had certain setbacks that stopped me from achieving this. So, I have a very specific skill set which is often very useful in high intense situations. I was Patrick Spring's bodyguard and took it upon myself to find his daughter after he was killed, and that's how I met Dirk, Todd, and his sister.
  • Amanda: His sister. Really? That's all I get? His sister?
  • Farah: I don't mean to be rude but--
  • Amanda: Yeah, cause that's just who I am, his sister. Like am I worth even being rude to? I'm so beneath you, I don't even get a name?
  • Farah: I...uhh...okay. Why don't you just--
  • Amanda: Just kidding. I am Amanda fucking Brotzman. I spent the last 5 years of my life trapped by a disease called pararibulitis, it causes painful hallucinations that feel completely real. My brother was my hero, my role model, until I found out he lied to me about basically everything. I thought my life was over until I met the Rowdy 3, a group of anarchist vampires who can feed on the energy of my disease. So, I'm with them now.
  • Ken: Trapped with a bunch of crazies? I can relate to that.
  • Amanda: Uhhh...who are you?
  • Ken: I'm Ken.
  • Amanda: Did we even meet each other in the first season?
  • Ken: I was kinda busy. I was hired to do some grid hacking by some shady types, but then I got kidnapped by a woman I thought was insane. At first, I was her hostage, but she showed me something incredible: that there was a pattern to the universe, that there might me a bigger purpose, a greater plan to everything. This mass murderer I found--
  • Bart: Huh? Murderer? Come on, I don't murder people. I just kill them.
  • Ken: That's murder, yes.
  • Bart: Words words words. Murder is a mean word. Don't be mean to me or I'll kill you...nicely. I'm an assassin, my name is Bart. Nothing can hurt me. I'm guided by the will of destiny itself to kill all of the people who are supposed to die, so far, that's pretty much everybody who I meet. I've killed tons of thousands of people across the world and will kill tons of thousands more because...that's just how it is. Death comes for everybody, and if death won't get you, I will.
  • Dirk: So basically, it's kind of a long story, but it turns out: the kitten was in a shark, the girl was in the dog, the body swapping machine was actually a time machine, the fat man was a rockstar, I was the gorilla, and Patrick Spring accidentally murdered himself. And they all lived happily ever after!
  • Friedkin: Uh, excuse me, we're not done here. My name is Hugo Friedkin. I was in the army reserves when I was pulled onto a special, top secret mission for a program called Blackwing. It, uh...didn't go perfect. But I did my best and they put me in charge of the whole operation, 'cause that's how the government works, I guess! It seemed to me, the best course of action is also always the biggest, so I did that. I took action. I took everything. So, um, season 2 is just me winning and everyone congratulating me, I guess.
  • Voice: We'll see.

weird how good kid from the lightning thief musical captures percy’s insecurities and how much he feels like a burden better than the whole movie series

anonymous asked:

That's lovely! I'm sure the batkids try to run away from Bruce too when he so much as hints to taking a picture of them!

YES. THEY ABSOLUTELY DO.

Like, as soon as the words: “Hold on. Nobody move. Just let me get a picture of…” leave his mouth, Dick whispers “RUN.” to the others, his eyes wide and fearful. 

There’s a loud scramble and kids are yelping as they race out of the room to take any cover they can find. 

Jason barrel-rolls out of there, Cass basically joins the shadows, Tim throws himself out of the window, Steph hides inside the grand piano, Damian jumps on Titus and rides out dramatically on his noble steed… 

So when Bruce actually manages to take the picture it’s just Duke sitting there, completely bewildered, looking around at the empty room. There’s a sudden flash of bright light and Duke blinks at it, feeling empty and trapped.  

“Damn,” Bruce mutters, frowning at the iPhone. “I forgot to turn off the flash. Duke, can you help me out with this?”

And Duke just mutters “traitors…” under his breath before going over and helping his iPhone-illiterate dad (which makes NO sense, Duke thinks to himself,  because um, how much frikkin’ technology is there in the batcave alone?!?) to turn off the flash. 

Bruce always smiles when he flips through his phone to that awkward photo of Duke sitting alone on the couch. 

Completely normal conversations with a 7 year old at history camp
  • Audio tour: "I was so sad to see the bodies of the British soldiers thrown into a grave together without coffins."
  • Kid: What's a coffin?
  • Me: It's a box you put a dead person in before you bury them.
  • Kid: Why would you need a box? They're dead. Just throw them in the ground!
  • Me: I dunno, it's easier to carry that way, I guess. And people have been doing it for thousands of years, so it's just...a tradition at this point, basically.
  • Kid: That's dumb.
  • Older kid: And expensive! A good coffin costs thousands of dollars! And for what?
  • Kid: Yeah, I'd just cover the dead body with dirt. Plus, I only have like, five dollars...

things you should all know about the lightning thief musical and why it was amazing:

  • they stayed true to the books ( some people may ask me why I say this, well… the movies are nothing like the books )
  • lots and lots of Luke. like, seriously. Luke was very much present in the musical and it was such a nice change of pace cause these days so many people forget Luke and his story and why he’s so important to the pjo storyline
  • the characterizations were pretty accurate !!! ( I’m gonna do a writeup on this later ) and not only did we get Annabeth / Percy / Grover but we saw Katie, Silena, and Clarisse as well
  • for those who couldn’t see it, the musical had little dialogue / plot drive outside song !!! so look forward to that CD coming out since the songs themselves are absolutely amazing and pretty spot on
  • they reference the other books. at one point theres a joke about “you don’t see a son of Hades or a daughter of Zeus running around now do you?” and the dam jokes are, indeed, present — among others! ( plenty of humor for adults to which good shit )
  • there’s this really great song that takes place around the campfire which basically summarizes to “fuck the gods” cause everyone complains about their parent, including our favorite horse man
  • while the storyline moved very fast, it was also very fluid
  • theres a song about Thalia and the way they had it acted out honestly made me tear up and Percy’s reply to it was “wait I’m not the only one” which broke my heart because Grover just went “she died”
  • when Percy first sees Annabeth after he fully wakes up he yells “THATS MY DREAM GIRL !!!” at her then realizes what he said and proceeds to half trip over himself
  • have I mentioned Luke ??? well, in the end he basically hijacks the tune to Good Kid ( which does have a reprise in Hades ) to tell Percy he’s basically useless then literally stabs him in the back I’m not crying you’re crying
  • Percy: why does he hate me what did I do? // Mr. D: you were born
  • [ Luke voice ] protip, if you’re a son of Poseidon and you want to be alone, don’t sit by the lake.
  • Percy straight up called Grover a furry
  • the song with Charon actually killed me I want it on repeat for the rest of my life
  • [ Hades voice ] one does not simply walk out of Hades actual quote
  • YOU GET !!! BACKSTORIES !!! AAAAH !!!
  • if that wasn’t Bianca I’ll eat a shoe
  • Annabeths song ??? literal wonder I am so happy it happened and it really gave something to grab onto for her which I didn’t expect and totally approve of. it also strongly spoke of how she wants to build something permanent without straight up coming out and saying it so tbh really well done
  • right after the show the twitter dropped a news bomb that suggests a second musical next summer and I screamed ( they also came back on stage after the performance )
The Lying Detective: A Summary
  • toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: I am SUPER EVIL
  • sherlock: i'm high and suicidal and apparently that's humorous! come fellow suicidal friend, let's tell my brother to fuck off
  • *later*
  • therapist: how's the baby?
  • john: I HAVE A BABY?? oh wait yeah :(
  • mary apparition: honestly bro u trippin ballz
  • *later*
  • sherlock, also trippin ballz: to quote hamlet, fucking nope?????
  • mrs hudson: *is suddenly james bond, shoves sherlock in the boot, drops him into john's lap* you forgot this
  • john: i don't care
  • sherlock: *drinking from a flower vase* apparently my abusive suicidal drug use is still v humorous at this point!! lmao i'm gonna die in 2 weeks
  • *later*
  • toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: *holds up a bowl of cornflakes* i'm a CEREAL killer! get it?? do you tho???? imagine if my bff the queen murdered people anyway i'm really evil in case u forgot
  • kids in hospital: and spider-man couldn't come visit us because????
  • *later*
  • faith: hi :)
  • sherlock: shit i did the bad decsioning oh well i'll do it more btw i'm STILL suicidal and overdosing
  • john: ...
  • john: you waNNA FKN GO M8???
  • sherlock, bleeding, still suicidal and now bashed by his best friend: this is all my fault and totally portraying a healthy friendship between two people that isn't abusive
  • toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: btw guys i am still over here being EVIL
  • *later*
  • mrs hudson: I'M TIRED OF THESE MUTHAFUKIN PEEPS IN MY MUTHAFUKIN HOUSE
  • mary: sherlock my guy my pal, if you could lean into your fatal manic abuse of drugs and depression so you can be pals with my husband that'd be tight of u go get wrecked lov u
  • sherlock: i wanna die
  • toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: murdering people IS SO FUN!! I AM CLEARLY SO SO EVIL RN!
  • john: fuk u m8
  • sherlock: omg thanks for coming to save me at the last minute even tho i have been suicidal and overdosing from literally the start of this episode.
  • john: ur a dick
  • mary ghost: lol he should wear the hat
  • *later*
  • sherlock: *apparently still has irene's orgasm as his text alert even tho he apparently never texts her back and it would expose her as still being alive*
  • john: aw thats cute! happy birthday btw speaking of texting i too was texting a hoe
  • sherlock: aw damn :( sucks bro :(
  • john: yeah ikr??? mary's dead but i still wish i'd done more than text my side-hoe i am literally saying that ur relationship with irene adler is the same as this
  • sherlock: *literally does and says nothing*
  • mary apparition: lmao i'm dead!
  • john: basically, life is short so u should text her back anyway i'm gonna cry now
  • sherlock: aw :( life sucks :( let's hug it out while a montage revealing that your bus-hoe and therapist was my secret sister who has literally never existed before now and that my brother gets laid apparently these 2 things are relevant to the montage
  • john: *sobbing* btw i don't think u killed mary
  • sherlock: that's okay! u only beat the living shit out of me for it so badly i had to be hospitalized before!! this is literally gaslighting but whatevs its okay we're hugging i guess
  • toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: lolololololol i am still EVILLLL
  • mary apparition: wear the hat
  • sherlock: kay :p
  • sherlock: btw bestiie it's totally okay that u bashed me and cheated on ur wife like.... me texting the only person i romantically love and u being a cheating asshat are basically the same we r all human and i have been psychologically abused and traumatized to the point where i think that's totally fine :)
  • john: cool! anywho!! i just remembered i have a kid and i've left it with friends even tho one of the main points of this ep was that i have no one so ig2g
  • *later*
  • euros/sherrington/whateverthefuck: bye now time for u to have the death i am another classic case of moffatiss villainizing women, showing their mysogyny and incapability of creating female characters independent of male ones :)
Today at the Library I found a Transformers Picture book on display. Apparently, the Decepticons and the Autobots are just one big dysfunctional family to hear this book tell it.

I’m not even kidding. This picture book literally starts with Skids and Mudflap trying to figure out how to tell Optimus that they weren’t watching the baby Sam as close as they should have and Optimus goes into full Hover-Dad mode. The following is a paraphrased transcript of this hilarious, probably-not-canon book.


Optimus: “Skids, Mudflap, weren’t you two supposed to be babysitting Sam (since I sent Bumblebee and Mikaela on a mission, because clearly they’re more responsible than him)? What are you two freaking out over? …..where’s the baby?”

Skids and Mudflap: “Okay, um. Don’t freak out.”

Optimus: “Already freaking out.”

Skids and Mudflap: “It’s not as bad as you think! Sam is working at a grocery store - college kid job, or whatever - but we think his coworker is a Decepticon spy.”

Optimus: “Well is there a giant robot in the grocery store?”

Skids and Mudflap: “Uh…no?”

Optimus: “Then it’s probably not a Deceptcion. Now go back to watching Sam!”

Skids and Mudflap: “But Boss! We thought that Alice creep was a human too! Remember how that turned out?”

Optimus: “…..don’t let Sam out of your sight.”

         MEANWHILE, IN A SECRET LAIR JUST FOR DECEPTICONS…..

Megatron: (cackling maniacally) “Let’s see! How can I ruin Optimus’s day today? Killing him usually works. Aw, but he’s busy all the time! How can I draw him out?”

(thinks for probably longer than he should)

Megatron: “Ah-HA! The Boy! Optimus will do anything to make sure he’s safe. Hmmm….except he normally doesn’t let him out of his sight… Hey you! Random Decepticon Who Was Never In The Movies!”

Random: “You rang, Lord Megatron?”

Megatron: “Yes. Go scan a human and go to that grocery store where the Witwicky kid works.”\

Random: “Wait, why?”

Megatron: “I just really need someone to keep the nephew occupied for like, five minutes so I can actually have a decent fight with my brother. Is that so much to ask?”

Random: “I mean, when you put it that way…” (goes into Pretender mode and spies on Sam Witwicky to keep him out of Megatron’s non-existent hair)

Megatron: “Ah, now I will send a fake text message from Sam - and never you mind how I can fake his cell-phone number. I certainly  haven’t been using this to prank-call his human parents. And I definitely wasn’t using it to order pizza and leave him to pay the bill. Nope, not me. - and Optimus will think the boy is at school in trouble of some sort. Of course, that’s not entirely a lie: I’ve seen his report card, it’s pretty bad.”

ROTATING AUTOBOT/DECEPTICON INSIGNIA AS WE CUT TO OPTIMUS PRIME

Optimus: (bursts into gymnasium like the Kool-Aid Man, and sees Megatron) “You’re not Sam!”

Megatron: “Very perceptive, Optimus!” (there’s about a 60% chance that he’s not being sarcastic.)

(fight ensues, much punching, such destroy, very collateral damage)

Sam: (runs in, having ditched all three robot babysitters) “Hey Optimus, that text you got wasn’t from me!”

Optimus: “Yes, Sam. I think we’ve all figured that out at this point.”

Sam: “Uncle Megatron, stop being such a turdburglar! Leave Hover-Dad alone!”

Megatron: “Every time. Every stinking time. What’s an evil overlord got to do to pick a fight around here?!” (shakes fist and swears vengeance, then leaves)


And that is basically how the Transformers picture books go. Admittedly, it’s more amusing to me than the majority of the Bayverse movies’ scripts.

youtube recommendations for age regressors!

theres probably already one of these but i still wanted to make this! my favorites are italicized.

CookieSwirlC - toy unboxings!! super fun but theres a lot of stimuli and she can often talk fast and pitch up her voice making it very loud! be careful.

pstoyreviews - more toy unboxings! has two people and is a lot calmer but just as friendly and inviting! one of the people is an adult man though so be safe if that makes you uncomfortable

DisneyShorts - an official Disney channel with both Mickey Mouse cartoons and the new series + a few others! only warnings are for things like cartoon violence and romantic pda

Mother Goose Club - nursery rhymes! i cant think of any warnings for the videos but scopophobia warning for the header and icon!

SimpleKidsCrafts - easy, fun crafts made from stuff you can find around the house or buy for cheap! cant think of any warnings

Dollastic - more toys!! some anime merch as well though it isnt the main focus. havent watched her long enough to think of any specific warnings!

AwesomeRainbowToys - a toy channel aimed at younger audiences! it has a very small amount of talking but the person running it is an adult man.

WhatsUpMoms - this probably sounds really odd but its honestly great for kiddie diys! and the parental presence is comforting to me. Avoid the parodies as they can be iffy but the rest should be fine. Link leads to the “Play” playlist since thats what i mostly watch it for.

Houston Zoo - educational animal videos! i wasnt actually gonna add this but its been recommended on so many kids sites i thought i should, should be 100% safe but theres basically every kinda animal so id b careful if ur afraid of anything u might see at a zoo!! its kinda like a mobile trip to the zoo.

HooplaKidz How To - more diys!! lots of these are good for stimmy stuff too. no warnings i can think of. HooplaKidz has a lot of other channels too but this is the only one i watch.

Cool School - various videos but my favorite is story time where you’re read fun kid stories!! does get loud sometimes but i cant think of any other warnings.

Bellarke shippers watching season 4 of the 100

 “If I’m on that list you’re on that list”

Bellarke shipper:

“HAHAHAH IM FINE”

Originally posted by perpetuallrh

 *bellamy crying*

 Bellarke shippers: 

dream:

Hahah, cool time for a food break, when I come back they better be kissi–

Originally posted by bookishbellarke

Reality

Clarke: If that door stays shut, the human race survives!1!1!

Bellarke shippers:

WAIT WHAT, CLARKE MOTHERFUCKING GRIFFIN PUT THAN GUN DOWN THIS INSTANCE- YOU CAN’T MURDER YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND

Wait they’re flirting now its all g

Bellamy: Well not shooting me was the right choice

Bellarke shippers: *trying to figure out why bellarke isn’t a canon married couple with 300 kids already*

Originally posted by justjayl-a

#Bellamyblakejustgotsodistractedflirtingwithclarkeheransomeoneoverparty 

Originally posted by crazilyobsessed

“I got you for that”
bellarke shippers: WHAT THE FUCK IM OUT, I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS EMOTIONAL DISTRESS STOP 

TheY BAsicALLy JuSt ExCHanGed WedDing VoWeLS Don’T tOuCh mE

Bellarke shippers realising that Clarkes not going to make it back and probably die:

Originally posted by crishandra

Clarke: *survives*

Bellarke shippers: You are telling me Bellamy gonna be sad puppy in the sky for 6 years, without knowing thats shes alive and probably is going to move on with echo or raven in space which = death of me because that means clarkes gonna be 2000x extra sad kitten mode when bellamy comes back and she sees him with someone else 

Originally posted by hunilikafa