that's an early night for me then

when they tip nicely
  • Cashier: I should've never taken this shift. Working this late is fucking me up.
  • Cook: You get used to it.
  • Cashier: Do y'all even get customers this late, or is it early? I can't even tell at this point.
  • Cook: Sometimes.
  • Cashier: What kind of person even eats fast food at this time of night?
  • Cook: Mostly travelers, junkies, and such.
  • Cashier: Makes sense.
  • Disheveled dude: *presses face against the restaurant window*
  • Cashier: Eugh!
  • Cook: What's the matter?
  • Cashier: There's some gross dude outside. Oh no, he's coming in.
  • Disheveled dude: *runs into the restaurant carrying a suitcase*
  • Cashier: Hello, can I help you?
  • Disheveled dude: Yeah, yeah, let me get a burger. Large drink. Yeah, that's it.
  • Cashier: This is a Mexican restaurant, sir. We don't have burgers.
  • Disheveled dude: Just get me anything with a lot of meat.
  • Cashier: We need a triple stuffed burrito!
  • Cook: Got ya!
  • Cashier: Okay, that'll be $7.99.
  • Disheveled dude: *slams a wad of cash on the counter*
  • Cashier: This is like... thousands of dollars!
  • Disheveled dude: Keep the change.
  • Cashier: I, uhm... are you sure?
  • Disheveled dude: I just want my food. Make it fast, please. Thank you.
  • Cashier: *stuffing cash into their pockets* Got ya, dude. Hey, make it quick! This guy wants his burrito!
  • *the cook quickly finishes the burrito*
  • Disheveled dude: *aggressively devours his food, sometimes nervously looking over his shoulder*
  • Cashier: He's like one of those professional eaters. That's impressive.
  • Cook: It's disgusting. That burrito has like 1500 calories.
  • Cashier: I'll call anyone who hands me three months worth of checks for a single burrito impressive.
  • Cook: Yeah, about that... could I get some of that cash.
  • Cashier: I mean, a bit. He told me to keep the change.
  • Cook: Technically it's the restaurants money, so you shouldn't be taking any of it.
  • Cashier: Yeah.
  • Cook: Plus, I cooked the burrito.
  • Cashier: Alright, how about $500?
  • Cook: Only $500? Come on, man. You've got at least $10,000 there. Let's split it.
  • Disheveled dude: *hops the counter*
  • Cashier: *backs away*
  • Cook: Whoa, dude, you can't be back here.
  • Disheveled dude: I need to leave through the back. You guys, closing soon?
  • Cook: I don't know what you're on, dude, but the back is for employee's only.
  • Disheveled dude: *opens suitcase and tosses wads of cash at the cashier and cook* Extra tip gives me VIP status.
  • Cook: Uhm... sure thing.
  • Disheveled dude: Anyway, I don't know if you guys are closing soon, but it's in your best interest for both of you to leave. I've probably given you enough money to relax for a year so it doesn't matter if you get fired. Just listen to me. Fucking leave and definitely do not look back. *runs out the back door*
  • Cashier: This is so much fucking money. Was that guy a drug dealer?
  • Cook: Probably, now that I think about it, yeah.
  • Cashier: Holy fuck! Is it safe for use to have this money.
  • Cook: I don't don't know.
  • Cashier: I could buy my own house with this, holy fuck! *stuff money down shirt* I don't know about you, but I'm out of here.
  • Cook: What!? You know we really can't leave with all this money, right?
  • Cashier: We can, and I am.
  • Cook: This could be drug money, or money from a bank heist. If we're caught with this stuff we could go to prison, or be killed.
  • Cashier: You didn't seem worried about it when you were hounding me for money just a few minutes ago.
  • Cook: That was then, and this is now. Nobody just gives money out like that unless there's something seriously wrong. It's dangerous for us to keep it.
  • Cashier: My life is going nowhere fast, man. I've got nothing to lose.
  • Cook: Well, I've got family at home. I'm calling the police.
  • Cashier: You do you, man. I'm out of here. *runs off*
  • Cook: *dials the 911, but gets a busy signal* What?
  • Cashier: *yells*
  • Cook: What's wrong!? *runs to the cashier*
  • Cashier: *sitting on the ground, money dropped everywhere* Look. Outside, there's nothing. Like, literally nothing. It's just an empty void.
  • Cook: I... it has to be some sort of trick of the light. I'm going out there.
  • Cashier: You shouldn't.
  • Cook: I bet it's nothing. I'll show you. I'll be right back. *disappears entirely into the void*
  • Cashier: Hey! Hey! Are you out there!?
  • *a pale hand appears out of the darkness and gently beckons for the cashier*
  • Cashier: *slams door shut* NOPE!
  • Cashier: *runs to the front counter*
  • Cashier: *is greeted by an all encompassing wall of blackness*
  • Wall: *encroaches on the cashier*
  • Cashier: *attempts to run away, but gray arms emerge from the darkness and wrap themselves around them*
  • Cook: *decapitated head rolls out of the wall of darkness, its eyes spinning in opposite directions* Told you that was bad money, dude.
  • Cashier: *screams as they're pulled into the darkness*
  • *elsewhere*
  • Driver: *parked on the side of the road smoking*
  • Disheveled guy: *taps on car window*
  • Driver: *slightly rolls down the window* Can I fucking help you?
  • Disheveled guy: I need a ride.
  • Driver: Let me think about that. Hmm, FUCK NO!
  • Disheveled guy: *points gun at driver* Then I'll drive myself. Get out.
  • Driver: *obeys orders* Alright, don't shoot.
  • Disheveled guy: *tosses wad of cash at driver* That should cover the cost of a new car. I suggest you catch a bus and get out of here as soon as possible. *speeds off*
  • Driver: *looks at the fraction of a fortune that was just tossed at him* This is way too much money for a bus.
SIMON MINTER IMAGINE- 6 YEARS TOO MANY

Part 1

—-

I’m in love with Simon but recently things changed. Not with me, with him. He’s still the same gamer who stays up all night editing and playing games, but now he’s cold and quiet. Too quiet and I’m no longer having to shout at him to be quiet so I can sleep because he’s already in bed and turned towards the wall.

He’s distanced himself.

But then he snapped back and I didn’t know how to react. I was happy to see him being back to himself but I didn’t know how to feel because I still wasn’t close to him.

“Si I’m getting up really early tomorrow.” I whisper as I stand in the doorway to the bathroom in only a sleep shirt and my pants.

“Okay.”

“I mean I’m getting up early and wanted to know if you would join me?”

“I don’t know. I mean I have to edit and won’t be in bed for about another three hours.”

“Okay well I don’t wanna interrupt so I’m gonna go stay in the guest room. Night Si.” I walk over to the bed and grab my phone and pillow.

“I’ll see you tomorrow.” He calls after me and feel nauseous as the words leave his mouth. No affection or emotion.

Just apathy.

“So why on earth is there a suitcase, a girly one thats yours, by the door downstairs?”

“JJ not now.” I whisper as he follows me into the other room.

“No we’re doing this now because you’re dating Simon and he didn’t say you were leaving.”

“Cause he doesn’t know. I’m going to go stay with some friends in Brighton. I just want to be by the beach. He’ll figure out soon enough.”

“Why don’t you just tell him?”

“Because have you seen him? He doesn’t kiss me anymore and he doesn’t touch me. He doesn’t act like he’s mine JJ. He’s been like this since the New Years party and I’m trying but I can’t keep grasping onto the little bit he gives me. I told him I’d be in the guest room and he just said okay see you tomorrow.”

“Jide, I know you know. I know that you know the girl he’s been seeing and it’s nice that you’re trying to salvage my relationship, but he’s bored of me. Six years too many.”

Six years and he was bored. How could I mix it up like that new girl could? Simon and I were old news and nobody wants old news after a certain point.

“My stuff is all out of here and I have more of my suitcases in the car. So when I’m gone tomorrow morning don’t say anything. Please.”

“No that’s not what you’re doing.”

“JJ I’ve known you and Simon for years. We’ve been the best of friends for years and maybe it’s just time Simon and I aren’t. Just please do me a favor and please don’t tell him what I’m up to. I already blocked him on social media and I’m changing my number. I just need time and I have none when I’m constantly worrying about what he’s doing. You kept his secret so please repay me by keeping mine.”

“If that’s what you want.”

“It’s what I need.”

____\\____

I soon put the pieces together when I had time to myself. Simon because distant and quiet when it first happened. He was guilty and he felt bad for now liking someone else. Then he stopped feeling guilty and I think that’s when I needed to go. And that’s why I did go. That’s why I’m in Brighton in my own flat near my friends who support me and make me feel wanted.

But all good things must come to an end.

“You know JJ can’t keep a secret.”

Words like knives.

“He kept yours for pretty long. Probably wouldn’t have told me if I didn’t figure it out myself.” I uncross my arms over my chest while hastily going to walk away.

“Karen can you handle the store if I head home for the day.” I shout to the back of the cafe and she nods.

Who the fuck let him come down to my place of work.

“Simon I’m not gonna spend my time talking to you so walk and talk. I have other places to be and other people to see.” I motion for him to get on with it once I have my keys and bag.

“You left without notice.”

“And you cheated on me and then continued seeing her.” I snap and he looks shocked.

“Six years of dating. I was waiting for the ring Simon. I was the idiot thinking soon you’d propose to me and boy was I wrong. Simon I’ve known you for years and been by your side for so long and you cheated on me. You didn’t even just do it once, you kept seeing her and you thought I wouldn’t know or that our friend wouldn’t tell me. You had your mates keeping it a secret. That’s low Simon. Now I go home and my parents ask where you are? I tell them that you can’t make it because if I told them we were over I don’t know if I’d be able to see their faces. They’d ask questions and I’d have to tell them that you cheated on me. So instead I lie and I tell them that you’re busy with work and can’t wait to see them.”

“Simon I waited thinking you’d propose to me this year. That after New Years we’d be engaged but instead I’m single. But you’re not because you cheated and decided to still see that home wrecker. The bitch who stayed with you and slept with you knowing you had a devoted girlfriend of six years at home waiting for you. I’m sorry but I’m sick of waiting for you. So go Simon, you got to see what you wanted. You saw the girl fawning over you and begging for you to have just been better. However I’m done being that for you because I’m happier now than I was with you because now I don’t have to worry if my famous boyfriend is gonna go fuck another girl.” I finally silence myself after putting on quite the show for the people of Brighton.

“And tell JJ that he could’ve kept his mouth shut. That I didn’t need this because I was just settling in to my new home.”

“I’m sorry.”

“You’re not sorry Simon. You’re just sorry you got caught. There’s a difference.”

“And Gia or whatever her name is can have you because I guess she had something you wanted that I didn’t have.”

“She wasn’t looking for a ring. That’s what she had.”

“Oh so after six years you don’t think she’ll also want one? She will and I’m assuming she’ll want a much bigger one and one much sooner. All I wanted was the confirmation that you did love me and that you did want to have a family with me. That’s what the ring meant for me. It meant confirming those six years and confirming that we’d be together forever. You just couldn’t do that. Now you’re here and I don’t know why.” I take a huge breath while holding my hands at my side.

“Just… Why are you here Simon?” I ask as tears start to well up.

“I don’t know. Everyone is asking for you. You stopped social media and changed your number. The only person who knew where you were, was JJ and everyone wanted to know where you where.”

“But did you?” I ask and he looks down while avoiding eye contact.

“I don’t know why I’m here. Just forget that I came here.”

“No I want to know why you’re here? Six years together Simon. Why are you here?”

“She’s pregnant and I don’t know what to do. With every issue that came up, I came to you and I’m used to going to you. I’m panicking. I can’t be a dad. I can’t, especially now.”

And that’s when it stopped.

The world stopped when he said she was pregnant.

“Simon I’m sorry I can’t help you with that. You want your ex girlfriend to help you become a dad? When you were supposed to be my husband and the father of my kids?”

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top fifteen rucas episodes (as voted by my followers) ☼ number one 

girl meets ski lodge part 2 (3x09) - i choose you riley, and i really want you to choose me. i do. i always did. 

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I sketched this a while ago~ !
I was hesitant to post it but… I do think it’s sweet <3
I’m still a bit shy to tell more about their story in the open .///.
It’s just my mind imagining so many things for them x//D and I want to draw all those things *v*

So yeah it’s supposed to happen kinda early~ They’re still pretty young.
Some parts of the books made me think this would be nice. So here it is !

Oh.
And.
What follows is a kiss. -w- 

My faves on the cover of RS 🙌❤️

good night~

“I Shouldn’t Be Awake But I Have to Be” Jar Spell

I have a 10pm to 6am shift at work tonight and even though I’m a night owl (2:30am is a common bedtime) I know I’m gonna need all the help I can get staying up until 6. I put this jar together for any late night/early morning shifts, with one or two tweaks it should work for any situation where you need to stay awake (any work shift, finals, all nighters, travel, etc) 

Ingredients:

  • Black pepper: Keep me alert and attentive
  • Onyx: For focus and persistence
  • Citrine: Plenty of energy and prevent me from feeling too cranky
  • Clear quartz: For a clear head, remain alert all night, and to boost the power of the spell
  • Red agate: Strength to survive the day, prevent mental fog
  • Coffee grounds: Energy, prevent mental fog
  • Bay leaves: Banish sleep, remain active physically and mentally
  • Dragon’s Blood: Energy, enhances the power of the spell
  • A sigil for your intent (mine was “I am alert and awake my entire shift”)
  • Other possible ingredients:
    • Candle a color you associate with energy
    • Oregano: Boost energy and confidence
    • Carnelian: Energy and enthusiasm
    • Hematite: Remain awake, grounded, and focused

I started by cleansing my objects and lighting my dragon’s blood incense. Once the incense was finished burning, I lit a red candle and drew my sigil on my bay leaf. I then began placing the ingredients in the jar, following the order I have listed above, and focused on the purpose of each ingredient. Before adding the bay with the sigil, I burned the end of it then broke it apart and added it. 

I did use a piece of paper as a funnel for the coffee grounds and the incense, so I wouldn’t make a mess. Once everything was in I corked the bottle nice and tight and carefully sealed it with the wax from the candle. I then charged it with a quartz point I’d left charging in the sun for a few hours (ideally the jar itself would be charged in the sun but…it’s summer I didn’t want to risk the wax melting off)

anonymous asked:

I did wonder how yuuri managed to not see that viktor doesn't wake up perfect till Moscow but now we realise that viktor just wakes up earlier to make himself pretty and honestly that's very in character

Viktor is an early bird and Yuuri is a night owl and no-one can convince me otherwise. Plus Yuuri wakes up and like, rakes his fingers through his hair and he’s done while Viktor has a full on hair care routine every morning

  • Blake: Mom. Dad. I have something I need to tell you.
  • Ghira: What is it sweetie?
  • Kali: You know you can tell us anything.
  • Blake: I know. It's just... This may come as a shock to you both.
  • Kali: Haha. I'm sure we can handle it.
  • Blake: *inhale* Okay... I'm not dating Sun. We are just friends.
  • Ghira: That's more along the lines of relieving new dear.
  • Kali: Ghira.
  • Blake: The reason why I only like him as a friend is because I like, no, love someone else.
  • Kali: Aaaaaaw Sweetie.
  • Ghira: Please tell me it's not any of his other teammate.
  • Blake: No dad. SHE isn't. *Looking a bit more nervous.*
  • Kali: Blake. We know you are bisexual. And we still love you no matter what. After all we knew right away that you and Ilai weren't doing late night combat training.
  • Ghira: We will always love you, Blake. Plus, Now I don't have to warning about early grandkids.
  • Blake/Kali: DAD!/GHIRA!
  • Ghira: I'm kidding. I'm kidding... Partly.
  • Blake: Sigh. Okay that answers a few things but that's not all.
  • Kali: Oh? What else is there?
  • Blake: ...
  • Ghira: Blake. You can tell us.
  • Blake: *She begins to shack with tears in her eyes.*
  • Kali: Sweetie. What's wrong? *Both her and Ghira get up and move to Blake's sides, both hugging her as she she cries.*
  • Blake: She... She saved me from Adam... And... And lost her arm because of me. *sniffle* She has done so much for me. And I left her when she needed me the most to protect her.
  • Kali: Oh honey.
  • Ghira: I'm sure she will understand. Though, I never thought Adam would attack other faun-
  • Blake: She's a human.
  • Kali: ...
  • Ghira: A... Human?
  • Blake: It's part of why I left... Adam said he would destroy everything I love... I was afraid if I stayed with Yang. He or the white fang would go after her. It's why I... I wanted to bring her here, where I thought the white fang wouldn't be but I was afraid... I was afraid that you two would be...
  • Kali: *Pulls Blake into a tight hug.* Blake. My baby girl. We love you no matter what and no matter who you love whether they be a Faunus or a human. I mean, We did start the originally to unity humans and faunus.
  • Blake: *Smiles and hugs her mom.* Thank you mom. *she then turns to her dad who is in deep thought.* Dad?
  • Ghira: ... I'm sorry Blake. *he said as she stood up.*
  • Blake: Dad? *She said with a heart broken look.*
  • Kali: Ghira? *She questioned as they watched him walk to his deck and open a drawer pulling something as he walks back over.*
  • Ghira: You said her name was Yang? As in Yang Xiao-Long? *He asked handing the object to Blake, Kali meanwhile suddenly having a look of realization.*
  • Blake: Y-yes. *She said confused taking the object realizing it was a framed picture.*
  • Ghira: Then I am sorry Blake. But The woman you love isn't just a human. *Ghira told Blake who looked at him confused before looking at the picture as she gasped. The photo showing a younger Ghira and pregnant Kali with a younger Taiyang and pregnant Raven.* She is half faunus.
  • Blake: I don't... I don't understand.
  • Ghira: What I'm saying Blake is... *Deep breath.* Our future Grandchildren have a less chance of getting your ears.
  • Blake: *Blake stared at her fathers serious expression as it slowly breaks into a chuckling smile making her laugh as well as she stands up and hugs her dad.* I'm sure they'll still look lovely.... Thank you. Both of you.
  • Kali: Of course dear. *Kali smiled hugging her husband and daughter.*
  • Ghira: We love you Blake. No matter what... I just hope She doesn't have Tai's taste for terrible puns and jokes.
  • Blake: Uh... Yeah. About that. *Ghira groans*
  • Kali: Oh I like her already.
Camping** Version 2

Request


MILD SMUT**

Camping. It would be quite romantic if it had been just you and your boyfriend but it wasn’t. You had basically intruded on a boys weekend in the woods and the more you watched the more confused you got as to way the boys had decided to go camping.

You sat on a log watching Jack and Conor struggle to pitch their tent. Theirs was the last one that needed to be set up and they insisted that they could do it themselves. You let out a quite laugh as you watched Jack trip over a stick, him and the tent falling to the ground. 

“Oi what are you laughing about over there?” He said turning his head to smirk at you. 

“Do you need some help?” You said standing up and walking over to the two boys. 

“No love we’re fine…we just need the instructions.” Conor said looking around the ground for the pieces of paper.

You helped jack up off the ground before turning and headed back over to the other boys who were huddled around the picnic tables.

“They didn’t want any help?” Joe asked as you approached him and the boys. 

“Nope, they seem to have it all under control” you said sitting on his lap, leaning your head back against this shoulder as he kissed the side of your head. 


Evening had quickly approached and after everyone had eaten, you all sat around the fire talking and laughing. You had wrapped yourself in a blanket and were staring blankly at the fire when someone sat down next to you. 

“You look cold.” Jack said watching as you hugged the blanket tighter around your body. 

“M’fine Jack” you said with a smile. 

“Well you know if you get cold at all in the night, I have plenty of blankets in my tent we could share.” you raised an eyebrow at Jack’s comment and went to open your mouth to comment back but were interrupt by someone clearing their throat. 

You and Jack both looked up to find Joe making his way back to the fire and sitting down next to you. 

“Whats up mate?” Jack asked.

“Just wanted to come sit with my girlfriend thats all” Joe said putting an arm over your shoulder and pulling you closer to him. “How about you?”

“Oh it just seemed like Y/N was cold so I offered her another blanket for tonight” Jack said standing and walking away to grab another beer. 

“Joe..-”

“I’m fine” Joe lied.

Joe was always pretty jealous when his mates would flirt with you because before you started dating, all the boys were commenting on how fit you were and apparently Joe thought they still did. Well Jack did but it was only because he liked to piss off Joe. 

The tiredness had hit you pretty hard later on in the evening and you and a few of the other boys decided to call it an early night. You had tossed and turned for a few hours until Joe had decided to call it a night as well. 

“Thought you’d be sleeping” He said seeing you sat up in the tent. 

“Me too” You said rubbing your tired eyes. 

Joe pulled off his shirt and laid down besides you. 

“You know Jack does it just to piss you off right.” you asked quietly as you continued to lay awake. 

“He’s a dick”

“But it works and thats why he keeps doing it. Either that or I tell him to.” 

“You what?” Joe questioned as he turned over to face you. 

“You’re so cute when your jealous and you don’t how that side of you much so I may have Jack help me out with that.” You laughed watching as Joe’s eyes widened. “Babe I’m joking. Jack’s just an ass.”

“You better be” Joe said rolling completely over so he was not straddling your waist.

He leaned down to kiss you deeply as his fingers snuck themselves under the waistband on your bottoms and teasing your core. 

“Joe” You said pushing him away. “The boys…”

“Are sleep just a few feet away so you better be quiet love.” He said as he started moving his fingers deeper inside of you. 

You are growing increasingly wet with the thought of you and Joe having sex in a tent with his mates sleeping only and ears distance away. You let out a whine as Joe removed his fingers from you and stuck them in his mouth. 

You helped Joe remove your shorts and panties before removing his own and pumping his cock a few times. 

Joe teased your soaked entrance with his tip before slowly pushing into you. You let out a moan that was quickly muffled by Joe’s hand but not soon enough. All you could do was hope that the boys were in fact all sleeping. 

Joe continued to thrust into you and a quick pace, his hand still muffling your moans but he quickly realized that that wasn’t working. He removed him hand and replaced it his mouth, kissing you as deeply as he had earlier. You moaned into his mouth as his thrust were hitting g spot without fail. 

“Shhhh babe” He said as he moved his mouth to your neck, nipping at it slightly. 

You bit down on your lower lip hard enough to draw blood but it was the only attempt that had so far quieted your moans. That was until Joe moaned out your name rather loudly into your neck, sending goosebumps down your body. 

“Joe..” You whispered but was all your could get out before your mouth was taken over by moans once again.

Moments later you and Joe came, muffled moans filling the tent. The two of you laid catching your breaths for as your limbs tangled together as you drifted asleep.


The sun poured into the thin lining of the tent making you squint your eyes. You rolled over into Joe’s chest shielding your eyes from the sun. 

“Good morning love” Joe said squeezing you a bit.

“Morning” You said leaning up to kiss his lips. 

“OH JOE!” you and Joe froze as you heard Joe’s name being moaned. 

“YOU GOTTA BE QUIET LOVE!” another voice came from outside the tent along with a few more moans and laughter.

Joe unzipped the tent and stuck his head out seeing a few of the boys sitting at the picnic table laughing. 

“Have fun last night Sugg?” Jack asked causing the rest of the boys to laugh. 

“Piss off” Joe said before he stuck his head back into the tent looking over at you. 

“Oh my god” You laughed, pulling the blanket over your face, hiding your blush. 

ireapathighnoon  asked:

Can i just get something with mccree thats nuce and cute? Im having a shit month mentally, my depression and insomnia are kicking my ass.. i got broken up with, class is accelerated for summer, cant find a job. Im just. Please can i have something nice and fluffy?

Of course! I’m sorry you’re having such a hard time. I hope you don’t mind me doing headcanons 

McCree:

*Loves being near you physically and mentally. Loves holding you close to hims and having deep conversations late at night or early in the morning.

*Wants to know whats going on in your world so badly. pls let him in.

*Is constantly touching you whether it be holding your hand, having an arm wrapped around your shoulders, or frequent small touches.

*Wants everyone to know that you’re his and his alone.

*If you can’t sleep he is up and awake with you either trying to lull you to sleep with sweet whispers and small kisses, or just being there with you making sure you don’t feel lonely.

*If your depression is getting the best of you he does everything in his power to try and make you feel better, or at least make you forget you’re feeling bad for a little while.

*Will cook for you and make sure you are taking care during this time. He’s such a cook, you didn’t expect your palate to be as dazzled as it was the first time you tasted his world famous cooking.

*Knows you can’t help how you feel and does his best to always be there for you when you need him.

Good Morning (WinWin smut)

Request: can you do a winwin scenario where you give him a blow job?? If you dont want to thats fine!! Thank you!!

Summary: A morning blowjob to wake your boyfriend up. What more can Sicheng want?

Tags: Smut, oral (male receiving)

Word count: 528

Note: I took a break from studying to write this, enjoy (; and tell me what you think eheh (also wtf where are all the Sicheng smuts hello)

Originally posted by fairyprincewinwin

Sicheng had an early morning schedule and he decided to stay over at your place for the night. To you, a morning blowjob sounded like a great idea to wake your boyfriend up.

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anonymous asked:

angsty jikook maybe or magic au jikook?? headcanons or a fic, it's your choice.

idk if i can write angst lol so i’ll do a magic thing! (sorry this took so long i was thinking and also busy because of the bbma’s lol)

+ jimin was a 22 year old wizard living on his own in the city. he used his magic daily on his own but unfortunately there wasn’t much use for it in the city.

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  • Peter: Lara Jean, when you're dating someone, there are just...certain things you do okay? Like sit next to each other on a school trip. That's pretty much expected.
  • Lara: I just don't see what the big deal is,
  • Peter: Forget it.
  • Lara: Come on, don't be mad. I didn't realize it was that of a big deal. I swear I'll sit next to you on the way home,okay?
  • Peter: But do you get why I was pissed?
  • Lara: Mm-hmm.
  • Peter: All right then, you should know that you missed out on mocha sugar donuts.
  • Lara: How'd you get those? I thought the shop didn't open that early!
  • Peter: I went out and got them last night specifically for the bus ride,For you and me.
  • Peter: Wanna hear something funny?
  • Lara: What?
  • Peter: I think I started liking you.

HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION: If you have A LOT of work and stuff to do in some very short time like… 2 days, yep 2 effing days and you skipped your classes because you wanted to go home early so you could have more time to work on the stuff you have to do… So tell me, what kind of shitty sketchy OTP drawing would you do?


I’m trash :3

  • god: allows for a dense yet calming rainstorm while my window is open on a warm night in the early summertime
  • me: wow
  • god: if you don't put on carrie and lowell on vinyl in the next six seconds i'm just gonna kill you off that's such a waste
Keep it down

Request: Hii can you do one where shawn and the reader is fighting (you can choose why) and they end up having angry sex?
A/N: i decided not to make this into angry sex, but more like frustration and need. Hope you like it anyways lovie xx

Word count: 3646

I knocked loudly on the wall as i turned around in my bed again. Trying to push my head further down into the pillow, trying to ignore the moans from next doors apartment. I squeezed my eyes shut and tried to concentrate on sleeping. But as another load moan, which for my luck, sounded like a moan of release was spoken and my eyes flew open again. I sighed as i for another night lay wide awake. Currently it was a little after 1 am, and i had to get up in five hours to go to work. 

This on and of fucking had been going on for a little over a week now. And don’t get me wrong, if someone needed it, thats totally fine with me. But just being able to hear load moans and rasps each and every night was enough for me. My neighbor had only been living in the apartment next to me for about three weeks, and i had only encountered him once, as he left the elevator and i had entered it. It was early in the morning, and i just got a quick glimpse of the tall brown haired figure. 

The other thing i knew, was his name, as i passed the little sign with it next to his door each morning. “Shawn,” it read. I had never exchanged a word with him, but already now, judging on his very ongoing sex life i would be doing it soon, as it was robbing my sleep and energy. Couldn’t they at least just fuck on the kitchen counter, and not literally 15 cm next to me. But as silence overtook the room i decided to put my frustrations away and get my much needed sleep. 

-

As a week had passed, the noise was still affecting my sleep, and just before i pushed my noise canceling headphones in i swore to myself that i would go there the next morning and confront either him or her, just to either do it earlier on the day or just moving to another room. A loud bang was heard as probably the headboard of the bed smashed against the wall. I sighed as i rolled my eyes trying to concentrate on the sweet nothings the male voice was singing into my ears as i tried to ignore the sounds of the love making next door. 

I woke up as my alarm turned up. Quickly turning it off as i stood up. Tracing my  hand through my hair i made my way to the bathroom. Turning on the shower as i stripped off my t-shirt and thong and stepped under the steaming water. Closing my eyes as i massaged my scalp, trying to get rid of the tiredness overtaking my body. I limbs felt sore from the lack of sleep i had been experiencing the last couple of weeks. I sighed as i massaged the body wash into my skin, the scent of vanilla filling my nostrils, making me calm down a little more before i turned off the shower again, needing to get ready. 

Clothed and ready to go i made sure i had good ten minutes spare to actually do something about the noise. I closed the apartment door behind me as i walked with firm steps towards the door to his place. With three loud knocks i stood there waiting. Nothing happened, not a sound from within was heard. Just as i lifted my hand to place another loud knock, the fumbling of the lock was heard. 

A tall brunette boy opened the door, looking sleepily over my head. My eyes staring into his naked, toned chest. “Sorry, do you even know what time it is?” he spoke in an annoyed tone. My mood instantly dropped, actually just wanting to politely ask for them to be more quiet. I cleared my throat as i looked up at him, his brown orbs meeting mine. “Sorry, its not that i want to disturb,” he looked at me, shooting an eyebrow in the air. “But i just wanted to ask you something,” without him interrupting i continued. “Its just, you and your girlfriend, are - let me say it honestly - having real loud sex each and every night - and don’t get me wrong, do what you wanna do, but can you please either do it in another room or not do it at 1 am, because i have to be at work and can seriously not sleep,” 

He grinned widely as i finished my sentence, “first of all, its not my girlfriend,” he spoke, as if it was of any interest to me, “okay so whomever you are fucking then,” i spoke harshly, crossing my arms. “Whats your problem again?” he spoke, his voice hard and stern, “that you are fucking loud in the middle of the night,” he laughed, not a warm and welcoming laugh but as if he was laughing at me, at the words i was speaking. 

“Come on, grow up,” he spoke. My jaw dropped, “excuse me,” i spoke as i looked at him in disbelief, “I mean how can’t you sleep just because i do a girl good and she moans, i mean;” he continued to ignore everything else i said. “Can you actually open your ears a little, and listen to what i say, its not only that, i mean listening to the headboard bang against the wall for good 30 minutes when i am supposed to sleep, is quite annoying,” i spoke. He laughed again and crossed his arms in front of his exposed chest. 

My eyes wandered down his tall figure. He looked good. “Just because you aren’t getting enough,” he spoke. My eyes opened wide. “Pardon,” i spoke as i looked at him, he stepped closer to me. His body heat transferring onto my skin. “Just because you aren’t getting fucked each night,” he whispered, him towering over me. Suddenly i felt small. His gaze watching down on me, “how would you even know,” i spat back, not believing that he was actually telling me this. It might be true, but i would never admit it to him. I mean how did it influence him that i hadn’t been with a boy for about three months now. 

“Good day at work y/n,” he spoke as he closed the door. I stood there for a second, not even knowing what to do with myself. After a minute i straightened my back and walked off. But not being able to take my mind of his toned chest and broad shoulders. Shaking my head by the thought of him. And how right he was, maybe it was just a jealousy because i actually was getting nothing. 

-

As i walked into the door of the apartment building, a good three weeks after the encounter with shawn, i was headed towards the elevator. He and his girl had kept it quiet for the last week, and i was actually wondering if they were still seeing each other, because not even talking was heard through the doors. It was late at night, and all i wanted to do was go up and sleep. My eyes were bloodshot and always dropping shut. 

As i pressed the button to the elevator and the doors closed i sighed as i rested my head back towards the cold metal wall. The mirror in front of me showing a tired silhouette of an overworked young adult. As the doors opened i made my way to my door, already fiddling with the keys in my pockets. Not being able to think of anything else than my bed and how i couldn’t wait to place my head on my pillow sinking into a deep sleep, as i was off tomorrow. 

I closed the door behind me as i took off my jacket, throwing it on the floor, walking towards my bedroom. I sat down on the bed and slowly fell down on the side. My face hitting the soft pillow case as my eyes shut. But just a second after they opened again. I sighed as a raspy male voice was heard from next door. I sat up again. Listening again, the sound of someone mumbling was heard, and something about it turned me on more than anything else. 

Maybe it was the thought that i knew which voice, and which moans these were, or the fact that i was so exhausted i needed right now was some ecstasy and euphoria running through my veins. Either that or sleep. And right now, not being in the state of lying in my bed listening to this, i  made my way to the front door again. Opened it and slamming it behind me. In a few swift steps i was standing in front of his door. I knocked fastly as i hard a soft “fuck,” on the other side of the door. I smiled to myself as i finally had done something to this. 

Quick steps could be heard as the door opened. “Shawn I’m-” i spoke but as my eyes scanned his body i was lost of words. His hair was messy and his pants looked like some who had just been thrown on. Me being completely beside myself i couldnt quite form words, “i’m sorry, you and your girl, can you just tonight shut up, because I’m so exhausted and i either need sleep or that to be me,” before i thought about it the words had left my mouth. 

He cocked up an eyebrow smirking at me. “my “girl” is not here,” a faint tone of red was shown on his cheeks as he spoke that, trying to sound cocky, but his facial expression ruining it. “But-” i started as i understood, “oh i’m sorry shawn”, i spoke realizing what i had interrupted. “Don’t worry about that,” he spoke looking at me, his eyes burning into mine, “but as it looks I’m not the only one who looks like the could need some relief,” i looked up at him, sighing, as that was exactly what i needed. 

And in one swift motion he pulled me into the apartment, slamming me up against the door so it shut, turning the lock quickly. His hands grabbing my wrists as he pinned them above my head, surprising me with this new found energy. His lips slammed against mine, as it started to ache in between my legs. I pressed them harder together, as his soft lips moved against mine. I moaned into the kiss as i tried to get closer to him. He smiled as he pressed his body onto mine, “someones eager huh,” he spoke as he slipped his tongue into my mouth.

Not even wanting to contain myself i moaned again. Pressing me against him with all my force. His lips moving against mine sending electricity through my muscles. “But i need this just as much,” he spoke, sounding as if he was giving into the pleasure. Letting go of my hands as they fell down my body, but quickly tracing up his exposed arms. His warm skin tingling on my fingertips as i traced the up to his shoulders and wrapping around his neck. His hands gripped my waist, pushing me on him harder than before. 

His lips leaving mine, as they moved down my neck. Hungrily attacking the exposed skin, sucking and biting into me. I whined as i gripped his hair as he in one swift motion lifted me off the ground. He kept sucking bruises into my skin, which made the wetness pool by my thighs, not even realizing how long i had been needing this. My hands scraping his scalp, as finally he let out a sigh followed my a deep moan. I smiled as i pressed myself closer to him. My right hand tracing down his shoulders, following his tensing muscles. 

My back hitting something as he sat me on the kitchen counter, “what the hell,” i spoke as he smirked at me, the first time one of us breaking the silence between us, as we had been so into each other not even words had been needed. “You complained about being to loud in the bedroom,” he spoke. I cocked up my eyebrow. “But trust me, ill show you that it doesn’t matter where i do you, everybody will hear anyways,” i laughed “a little full of yourself huh shawn?” he smiled, “you just wait my dear,” 

He fumbled at the hem of my loose t-shirt before he pulled it over my head, exposing my chest, as i hadn’t been wearing a bra, “just how I like it" he spoke,” as his lips swiftly connected with my nipples. I threw my head back as he sucked, to the point where it was almost paining me. “Fuck shawn,” i spoke, as his teeth scraped against my sensitive skin. He smiled as he swirled his tongue around my now completely hardened nipple. “YEs,” i moaned as his nails dug into my jeans clad thighs. 

My hands wandering around and exploring his naked chest. Fingers tracing the lines of his muscles, making him shower under my touch. His other hand traveling down between my thighs, rubbing me over the fabric of my jeans, me cheeks reddened almost being afraid that he could already feel my wetness seeping through the material. He growled as he opened the button of the jeans pulling them down my legs slowly. Bending down as he pulled them all the way off. 

His head now between my legs as he kissed my up left leg. His hands tracing over the heated skin, as i closed my eyes. His face kissing up my stomach and lading on my lips again. His fingers tracing over my soaked thong, “oh princess, you want me this much,” he whispered into my ear as he nibbled on my earlobe. I moaned in response, “i can feel you’re soaked babe,” he spoke as he traced his finger over my clothes entrance. “How bad do you need it,” my eyes met his as his almost black orbs fixed on mine. My breathing heavy, “so bad,” i spoke. 

He smiled as he dipped a finger under my thong, running his finger down my slit and covering it in my liquids, he brought his finger to his mouth as he sucked on it, fixing his eyes on mine. I moaned, and so did he, “you taste so fucking good,” and now i understood how he got the girls screaming and squirming for him, this man was incredible at every little thing he did. He just knew how to push the exact right buttons to make me want him even more. 

“You should taste yourself,” he spoke as he pushed a finger inside of me. I spread my legs wider and pushing myself closer to him, his fingers pushing in and out of me hardly making my body shake in anticipation, i needed this so badly. He pulled his finger out and put it in front of me, “come on baby girl,” he spoke. I looked him in the eye as i guided his finger to my mouth. Slowly licking on it. He moaned as he watched my action. I took him in my mouth as i swirled my tongue around his long digit. He moaned louder, and so did i as i could taste myself on his finger. 

“Fuck baby, i need you to do that to me now,” he pulled me down from the counter, my lower back hitting the cold marbly surface as he spun us around. His lips crashing on mine. As i knew exactly what he wanted, “and what do you want me to do gorgeous,” i spoke as i looked him in the eye kissing down his chest, which was rising and sinking vastly. His hand tangled in my hair as i kissed and suck over his belly button. My knees hitting the floor, “i need your delicate mouth around me,” he spoke, “now.” 

I pulled down sweats, not wearing any underwear his member was presented to me. And now another reason why these girls were so load, he was big. I kissed down his thigh as he sighed in frustration, “i really need this, come on,” he spoke. I giggled at his frustration, good to know that he needed me and this just as much as i did. 

I kissed his tip as i slowly swirled my tongue around it. He moaned and threw his head back, collecting my hear in a lazy ponytail. I looked up at him, admiring this beauty in front of me, with closed eyes and adams apple bopping up and down from each moan leaving his throat. I took him in deeper as i swirled my tongue around him, moaning at the taste of his precum dripping from his tip. I hollowed my cheeks as i sucked him hard. I pulled of him as i grabbed his balls lightly. Running my tongue flatly from his base to his tip, feeling his veins under my tongue. 

He shuddered as he moaned loader. Tangling his hand in my hair as he pushed himself down my throat not being able to contain himself, his hips thrusting forward. I moaned again, feeling him go all the way down my throat. Suddenly he opened his eyes, “fuck,” he exclaimed as he pulled himself out of my mouth, i looked at him with furrowed eyebrows, “i didn’t expect that,” he spoke, i looked him “what exactly,” he laughed “you being so unbelievably good at that, wow,” i chuckled as he crashed his lips onto mine again. Turning me around as he lifted me onto the kitchen counter once again. 

He hands going in between my legs, rubbing my clit hardly. “Shawn,” i moaned, he chuckled as i moaned again, “I need you now, ill come already,” i spoke. His hand grasping his member, the other my holding my shoulder as i arched my back towards his body. Guiding his tip towards me,  I moaned at the contact he gave be as he rubbed his tip down my slit, collecting the fluids. 

And slowly he pushed himself into me, the tip entering. I dug my fingernails into his back as i moaned loudly. “I was right,” he spoke, i opened my eyes, as he kept pressing deeper into me, “about what,” i breathed out as he stretched me to my maximum, a moan escaping my lips, “about you not getting any,” my mouth fell open, half in disbelief of what he said and in pleasure, not even wanting to fight it “you are so damn right,” i moaned as i threw my head back, “oh how all the boys have been missing out,” he spoke as his lips connected to my neck as his base hit my skin. 

I moaned loader, feeling him all inside of me. “Fuck,” i moaned “you’re so big,” i breathed as he pulled out, not even needing me to adjust as i was already this soaked. It was a mixture of pain and pleasure, but all in the best way possible. His hands grabbing my waist as he pushed me closer to him again, digging this fingers into my skin. “Fuck,” he moaned. His thrusts grew faster, as he rolled his hips against me. 

The sound of skin against skin filled the room, mixed with the moans from us both. He dropped his head onto my shoulder as i grabbed his hair, moving my hips against his harder, “you feel so good around me” he moaned, “shawn,” i moaned, “yes baby,” he spoke, his burning breath hitting my skin, sending shivers down my spine, “i can’t,” i spoke, “I’m gonna cum soon,” he smiled, “already baby girl,” he had a mocking undertone again, “look who is the one moaning on the other side of the wall now,” his lips connecting with mine, as i broke the kiss, “oh trust me, i had-” i moaned loader as he grasped my hips, “had knocked way earlier if i knew why they moaned that loud,” i moaned again as his tip touched a new spot inside of me. 

His thumb stroking over my clit, “why would they moan if i wasn’t this good,” he breathed out, “a little cocky now huh,” i spoke as i traced my fingers down his arms, “maybe faking it,” i laughed as i moaned again. His hips slamming into mine harder, knowing i was provoking him. But right now all i needed was relief, all the tension in me needed to go right away, “you think they were faking,” he panted in between thrusts, and already seeing stars in front of my eyes, a single stroke of his thumb over my clit made my legs shake. And i came undone.

With long sloppy thrusts, i could feel him tense up, “no,” i whispered in his ear as i sucked on the spot just below it, “they were definitely not faking it,” i whispered and as the words left my mouth i could feel his load shoot up into me. I moaned out as he grabbed me, and pulled me closer to him, and for a second i felt vulnerable but yet in a weird way loved. 

A load knock on the wall opposite us woke me up as i looked at him with wide eyes. He laughed, “see princess,” i laughed as he slowly pressed his lips against mine. His swollen lips tracing over mine so gently as never before. My hands cupping his face as he smiled sweetly. “Maybe we should keep it down next time,” he laughed as his eyes met mine, “next time?” i continued, i shot my eyebrow in the air, “no better not,” i spoke as he laughed warmly. 

anonymous asked:

Imagine if murdoc and s/o were doing somthing (I dunno whatever you think) but s/o did something wrong by accident and murdoc got like SUPER angry and makes s/o cry? (You can end it happy if you want?)

(angst? on MY blog? it’s more likely than you think)

(ALSO this is kind of abusive?? he’s horrible in this fic lol sorry)

Murdoc had been on edge lately. It wasn’t that he was being intentionally cruel but he was picking more fights and was in a constant bad mood. You’d chalked it up to work and the stress of the new album and it was some what understandable. It still didn’t change the fact that you were walking on eggshells around him. He was distant and even when you tried to cheer him up he seemed cold and uninterested. It was like he didn’t know you, you couldn’t tell if you were just being sensitive or if you felt like you should be angry.

Whenever he got into one of these moods the house would turn into a rubbish dump. The place was filled with empty beer bottles, discarded takeaway boxes and rejected song lyrics. You hated living like this and you decided that you should at least clean up a bit. It was early afternoon and he still wasn’t up, he was probably still pissed you thought to yourself. You started picking up all the glass bottles, placing them on the side. You were washing the dishes when you heard movements upstairs. Well at least he was up. You dried your hands up and headed to the cupboard to get the vacuum cleaner. You passed each other in the hallway and you couldn’t even make eye contact with him. You got the vacuum out and plugged it in. When you turned it on you could hear Murdoc groan.

“Do you really need to hoover this early?”

“Its 1:30pm,” you shot back.

“It’s giving me a head ache turn it off!”

“Well thats what you get for getting drunk every night this week.” You weren’t even bothered with keeping your cool, you were mad and there was no hiding it. 

“Oh don’t be a bitch, not right now.” He went over to the outlet and yanked the plug out of its socket.

“MURDOC WHAT THE FU-” You were interrupted by the sound of glass shattering. You’d knocked over most of the bottles you’d placed on the side earlier. You jumped and turned to Murdoc, who clearly wasn’t happy.

“OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!” He turned away and punched the nearest wall.

“Murdoc?” You said warily. He turned back to you with eyes filled with venom. He stormed towards you backing you into the wall.

“YOU ALWAYS FUCKING DO THIS. YOU ACT ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY AND WIND ME UP AND I’M FUCKING SICK OF IT YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS COW. I WORK MY ARSE OFF FOR YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME YOU SELFISH COW!” Hot tears were streaming down your face. He’d never been like this with you before and you felt trapped. You almost expected him to whack you across the head.

“Murdoc please,” you whispered. He backed away and ran his hands through his hair.

“Get out.”

“Murdoc don’t be like this.”

“Get out and don’t come back.” You were distraught but there was nothing you could do you grabbed your coat not daring to look back at him. He’s made his choice.