that's all that matters

im sorry but i love arctic monkeys. i love how much they love music and i could hear them talking about different artists all day. i love how their sound changes in every album they make and they dont care if theyre gonna get bad critics because they just wanna do what they love and as long as there are people listening to them theyre gonna keep doing it because thats whats all about you know it doesnt matter if the media says all kind of shit about their new approaches or something like that, the only type of music thats ‘bad’ is the one that no one listens to and that doesnt exist so please ruin me with am6. destroy capitalism. fuck me up

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apex predator boyfriends

Empty Skies /// Masterpost

Summary: For three years, Harry has been running from his past. Now, he is moving to London and pledges to fulfil his only dream — making it big in the music industry. Not everyone has a place, though, and the competition is tough. As is his past catching up on him.

Louis is part of the biggest boy band of the world, and getting there had meant a lot of hard work, as well as sacrificing parts of his heart and soul. He’s still happy. Maybe not as happy as he could be, but who is he to complain?

Featuring Perrie as Harry’s adorable flatmate, Niall as his manager, and Liam and Zayn as Louis’ bandmates.

Pairing: Louis Tomlinson/Harry Styles

Word count overall: ~ 125.000

Read on AO3:  Stage One: Oblivion /// Stage Two: Appreciation /// Stage Three: Miss /// Stage Four: Foolishness /// Stage Five: Mistake /// Stage Six: Abandonment/// Stage Seven: Provocation /// Stage Eight: Despair /// Stage Nine: Confession /// Stage Ten: Try /// Stage Eleven: Truth /// Stage Twelve: Sincerity/// Stage Thirteen:Faith

[All on one page]

Cover Letter

To the desk of Mister Michael “Burnie” Burns,

My name is Jeannine, more commonly known as Tumblr user NepetaQuest. It has come to my attention that you are currently not hiring as of right now, which is completely understandable. However, I would like to prove my worth as a valuable member of Rooster Teeth’s respectable company.

I graduated with a BA in English, specifically in the category of Creative Writing. A position as a screenwriter for current projects and/or future projects is my most preferred area to work in within the Rooster Teeth company. This means that I am clearly capable and qualified to write the “yaois” the “fangirls” these days are clambering over. I am sure that my scenario of Caboose “doing the do” with Church while watching a marathon of Dora the Explorer and eating Chocolate Chip Pop Tarts while Freckles watches from the sidelines will be a guaranteed hit among the faithful fans of Red Vs Blue.

I also currently have a very successful blog, boasting over nine thousand followers that have followed me all because I have posted an 8 second video of myself complaining about homework, then proceeding to make an obnoxious noise that is comparable to that of a dying otter while sliding out of the camera’s view. People followed me because of that.

I have that power.

Also, I am able to quote every line, sound effect, and musical cue from Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. This has been a gift that I have been honing since March of 2004, clearly making me quite the professional loser nerd baby.

My special talent includes subjecting Gus Sorola, 5/6ths of the Achievement Hunters, and several other Rooster Teeth employees into wearing my Nepeta Leijon cosplay hat during RTX 2013 and managing to not give any said employees head lice. Should questions arise as to the possibility of such a dumb stupid feat being accomplished, I have photographical evidence to back up my claims.

Some important decisions I’ve made during my life include romancing Thane Krios, not giving Clementine the Shame Hoodie, and not harvesting a single Little Sister (ok there was that one time but it was totally 100% an accident I completely mixed the two harvest/save buttons up it was ONE TIME).

Anyways, please hire me. I hate my current job a lot. Also I don’t live in Austin so I hope it’s ok if I’m 19 hours late to work (depending on how good traffic is).

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,

Jeannine NepetaQuest

PS: If you ever do actually manage to see/read this I apologize profusely yet I simultaneously regret absolutely nothing.

PPS: I named my Charizard after you.