Leo: Wise men say/ Only fools rush in / But I can’t help/ Falling in love with you - Elvis Presley “Can’t Help Falling In Love
Sid: You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals / So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel - The Bloodhound Gang “The Bad Touch”
Nico: Talk to me, baby / I’m going blind from this sweet, sweet craving / Let’s lose our minds and go fucking crazy / Ah ya ya ya ya / I keep on hoping we’ll eat cake by the ocean - DNCE “Cake By the Ocean”
Byron: Time stands still / Beauty in all she is / I will be brave / I will not let anything, take away / What’s standing in front of me / Every breath, every hour has come to this - Christina Perry “A Thousand Years”
Rayvis: Cause all of me / Loves all of you / Love your curves and all your edges / All your perfect imperfections / Give your all to me / I’ll give my all to you / You’re my end and my beginning / Even when I lose I’m winning / ‘Cause I give you all of me / And you give me all of you, oh oh - John Legend “All of Me”
Robert: It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear / When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year / I’ll be there for you (When the rain starts to pour) / I’ll be there for you (Like I’ve been there before) / I’ll be there for you ('Cause you’re there for me too) - The Rembrandts - ‘I’ll Be There For You’ ~ Theme from “Friends”
Louis: I see the whole world in your eyes / It’s like I’ve known you all my life / We just feel so right / So I pour my heart into your hands / It’s like you really understand / You love the way I am - Rachal Platton “Better Place”
Giles: Gloves are off, Ready to fight / / Like a lion I will survive. / Will I? Will I? / You gotta stand for something / Even if you stand alone, don’t be afraid / It’s gonna be alright - Backstreet Boys “ Show em’ (What You’re Made Of)
Alyn: Wanna be there just in time / Wanna be your shining knight / Protect you like a soldier / I wanna be the first in line / Be the one to save your life / All I wanna do is hold you - Backstreet Boys “Soldier”
Albert: Now I know why I was born / You feel my feelings one by one / Can’t see the world I’m walking through / 'Cause baby I see only you, oh yeah - Backstreet Boys “It’s Gotta Be You”
<b>Sherlock:</b> John I'm gay<p/><b>John:</b> You mean gay as in happy, right?<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> No, I mean I'm homosexual<p/><b>John:</b> Haha that's a nice pun I get it you're Holmesexual cuz you only like yourself haha<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> John no... I'm attracted to men.<p/><b>John:</b> Whoa you forgot the "wo" from the begining of the word hahah :))<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> why did I survive the fall<p/></p>
Episode 61, part 2: everything’s gone wrong for the Dark Magicians!
While Pandora is indulging himself with his recital of his backstory, let’s find out what’s happening in the world outside of the Murderdome.
Anzu and Grandpa - having seen Yami vanish impossibly in a circus tent - are literally running around the city hoping to just, like, bump into him or something. The thought that he might be inside a building does not seem to have occurred to them. I guess they don’t know that Kaiba can track the Duel Disks because that would have been a way smarter move.
Kaiba should be able to track the Duel Disks, but the signal from Yami’s DD is being blocked (Kaiba guesses correctly he’s in a basement) and the Rare Hunters have set up the duel system in the card game shop basement to work without registering an official duel on Kaiba’s system.
But no one uses Seto Kaiba’s systems unofficially without risking the wrath of his army of gynoids.
The set-up in the murder-basement still has to access KaibaCorp information to run the Duel Disks, so even if it’s not reporting its information, it’s still connected to the system and Kaiba finds it. He doesn’t bother going and looking himself, though, he lets Mokuba do it.
Anzu and Grandpa happen to run into Mokuba (technically, Mokuba runs up to them) and they breathlessly explain their problem as they should have gone and done an episode and a half ago…
Only to receive a lesson in just how thoroughly the Kaibas have their shit together.
“Oh. Well. Okay then! That part where we stopped you and told you our story did nothing but delay all of us. On we go!”
So Mokuba, Anzu and Grandpa are on their way.
Meanwhile, back in the illegal death-match duel, things aren’t going so well for Plum Magician. (Yami’s purple Dark Magician is Plum Magician and Pandora’s red one is Burgundy Magician, btw, if you’re one of those odd people that reads only the second half of one of my two-parters.)
His face is the perfect embodiment of “ugh”.
It’s a card that keeps Plum Magician prisoner so he can’t attack or defend, leaving Yami open for attack.
That’s some dark shit. Mahaad is NOT OKAY WITH THIS.
Of course Yami is too busy worrying about Dark Magician to worry about himself.
And Dark Magician is the one more worried about Yami.
God they’re just so ridiculously protective of each other, it’s beautiful.
Yami takes a Black Magic Attack right to the face, which equalises the Life Point totals; both Yami and Pandora have 1500 LP left.
Yami summons Big Shield Gardna (Gardener? Guarder?) so Pandora can’t hit him directly again, so Pandora uses an alternative strategy and this is where they lose me. He plays a Magic Card where you sacrifice a Monster (it’s sent to the Graveyard) and you get to attack the other player directly with half that Monster’s attack points. And apparently this is just NOT OKAY.
Yes he is willing to do that? It’s an oft-necessary game mechanic? You yourself summoned Plum Magician earlier this duel by sacrificing two Monsters to the Graveyard? You sacrifice Monsters all the damn time? It’s this whole perfectly normal thing? The Monsters don’t literally die, and their souls definitely don’t, like, go anywhere?
Burgundy Magician starts getting angsty about it too.
He already “died” twice! He was discarded to the Graveyard, and he was sent on a suicide attack against Plum Magician, but apparently THIS time is too far! He can’t bear the thought of being sent to the Graveyard for what he imagines will be the last ten seconds of the duel.
This is supposed to show how ~evil~ and ~callous~ he is, but … yes. Yes it is okay. They are cards. They “die”, sometimes repeatedly, in basically every duel. It is a very fundamental part of the game. They have not explained why the Ectoplasm-sacrifice is evil, but sacrificing Monsters to summon other Monsters or using them as bait when you know they’ll be destroyed is not evil.
Anyway Pandora’s summoned a second monster, so he uses that first, Ectoplasming violently at Yami.
And then he Ectoplasms Burgundy Magician and fires it at Yami. And before the dramatic twist, look at Yami:
That’s when the shot is fired and he realises he has nothing to defend himself with.
And this is how he faces his defeat and imminent death. He’s so BRAVE. Now, granted, I’m sure we’re thirty seconds away from a major breakdown as he’s overwhelmed with guilt for getting Yugi’s body dismembered and I would hate to see the fallout if Yugi actually died, but still.
Luckily, we don’t have to, because Monsters do have souls and the soul of a very protective and pissed-off priest is in the only Monster left on the field.
Who dramatically self-immolates to sacrifice himself and save his Pharaoh.
We assume the Blue Ectoplasm Formerly Known As Burgundy Magician is moving really quite slowly (because he’s annoyed with Pandora?) because Yami and Plum Magician react, Plum Magician spontaneously combusts, Pandora gets a “What? This Cannot Be!” line aloud, Yami reacts, and the Yellow Ectoplasm Formerly Known As Plum Magician gets across to Yami in the time it takes
Blue Ectoplasm Formerly Known As Burgundy Magician
to cross the ring.
To further seal (pun intended) our loyaltyshipping vibes this duel, Yami is just so fucking touched he can’t even form a full sentence.
And he glows with the shining beams of a man whose card-boyfriend has just sacrificed himself as he determines with renewed vigour to take down Pandora!
“WHAT’S THE MATTER? HAVEN’T YOU EVER SEEN A MAN LITERALLY GLEAM WITH HIS AVENGING LOVE FOR A CARD BEFORE?”
I headcanon Sugo being the Pun Master of Division 1
I can totally see him delivering horribly painful puns with a deadpan face and voice and the Division going a collective UGH which is then followed by Ginoza’s muffled snickering because he just can’t help it, he both loathes and loves Sugo’s ridiculous puns
Sugo just drinks from his canned coffee with a smirk, satisfied
(and there are times when there isn’t any loud reaction but Kunizuka slaps him with one of her magazines ouch (which can be carried out easily since Sugo is sitting behind her oops))
So finally, here it is the college au I promised. So a little contextualization,Luna’s parents found out that she was Sol Benson by chance, when decided to dig a little into Luna’s past, Luna and Nina didn’t go to the same school that Ámbar and everyone else did, and they already know each other. And as Ámbar and Luna didn’t meet in a context where Luna was her rival they are kind of friends in this one.Also Ámbar is not as shitty as she is in the show.This is all in the fic tho.I know this isn’t much but it’s the beginning so.., I just hope you enjoy it.
Summary: The one where Luna really needs help with calculus and Ámbar offers her ex boyfriend as a tutor, or also known as the one where Ámbar has a plan to get back with her ex that backfires incredibly. Alternative summary: The one where Matteo crushes into a pretty girl in the park and finds himself incredibly whipped and Gastón mocks him to no end.
Luna Valente likes to believe she is a fairly intelligent girl, she is not a borderline genius like Nina or Ámbar, but she is smart and hardworking and if she doesn’t get something she will study as hard as she needs to be able to do it and that has always granted her pretty decent grades.Sadly for her, calculus doesn’t seem to be one of those thing she will master on her own with just hard work and dedication.
She has tried to get help but with Nina pursuing her more artistic interest and studying literature, not having any mandatory math classes, and deciding to register in biology for her electives she can’t really help her. Ámbar, who studies business and has calculus for economics, had tried but it ended up being a disaster with both of them shouting at each other and almost in the verge of tears (okay, maybe that was just her).
All of her other friends are on artistic careers also and can do nothing to help her, and it’s not like any of them would want to touch anything related to math with a five foot pole. Yeah, she doesn’t make good life choices.