Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.
Thanks to those "hungry/Hungary" jokes I can no longer say the phrase "I'm hungry" without my best friend saying, in a dub Austria voice, "And I'm Mr. Austria!" and it's been like two years AND I STILL NEVER SEE IT COMING. Send help