that's 4 hours of my life that i'll never get back

Seddie and me
  • OMG SAM AND FREDDIE KISSED?!? WHEN?!? WHERE?!? HOW?!?
  • AWWW THEY ARE SO CUTE, PLEASE DATE!
  • They totally like each other
  • Hey, Look! Sam + Freddie Fans!
  • Ship? What's a ship?
  • Oh... So Sam+ Freddie is called "Seddie"
  • Oh, so THAT'S a ship
  • I ship Seddie
  • I SHIP SEDDIE
  • THEY ARE PERFECT
  • So, Dan Schneider is the creator of iCarly... Hmm, lets follow him.
  • NO.
  • WHY DID I FOLLOWED YOU DAMN SCHNEIDER!
  • WHAT, CARLY FOUND OUT ABOUT THE KISS?!?
  • AAAAHH BUT THEY TOTALLY LIKED THE KISS
  • HA! More like, LOVED THE KISS
  • EHEHEHEHEH
  • SEDDIE
  • LOOK, a Seddie MOMENT!
  • I.Ship.them.so.hard.
  • RED+ BLUE = PURPLE
  • SEDDIE PURPLE
  • *reads fanfics*
  • *squeals*
  • *slowly loses sanity*
  • SAM LIKES FREDDIE, DAMN YOU FREDDIE, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DANCE WITH CARLY! YOU BELONG WITH SAM.
  • I kinda hate T-BO now
  • But I love Spencer cause he ships Seddie
  • My seddie FEELS
  • WHY
  • SEASON 3 = SEDDIE FOR THE WIN
  • Looking Forward to season 4
  • Seddie in the SAME BED
  • SEX
  • HEHEHE
  • No.
  • I NEED SEDDIE
  • DANM IT DAN
  • GIVE ME SOME SEDDIE
  • WHAT?! NO DAN DON'T FUCK WITH ME!
  • WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
  • THEY MENTIONED SEDDIE ON iCARLY
  • THEY ALSO MADE FUN OF US
  • I Hate you Dan
  • But i also love you
  • Please make seddie happen : (
  • CAUSE they totally like eachother
  • Yes, yes They do
  • *reads more fics*
  • The season is almost overrrr
  • WHAT THE FUCK
  • IS THIS FUCKING REAL LIFE?!?
  • OR IS IT JUST A FANTASY?!?
  • SEDDIE SEDDIE SEDDIE
  • THIS EPISODE IS GOING TO BE ALL ABOUT SEDDIE I CAN FEEL IT
  • AND IF It ISN'T I AM TURNING DOWN NICKELODEON STUDIOS
  • OH MY GOD THEY KISSED!!
  • THEY KISSED THEY KISSED THEY KISSED!!
  • THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
  • JAKDKSJDLWKDK;
  • SAM LOVES FREDDIE SAM LOVES FREDDIE
  • I TOLD YOU SO
  • WHO DID I TOLD?
  • EVERYONE.
  • SEDDIE WINS
  • SEDDIE WINS
  • OTP OTP OTP
  • SEDDIE IS CANON BITCHES
  • SEDDIEEEEEEE
  • AAAAAHHHH JEKAJXLWJLDHEKCHWKSHIS;
  • *cries*
  • THEIR LOVE IS LEGENDARY
  • WHAT!
  • NO NEW EPISODE UNTIL FUCKING august?!?
  • I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WITH MY BABIES
  • *tweets uncontrolably to Dan*
  • WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN
  • *reads fanfics until august*
  • *counts the days*
  • I Hate you Dan, for tweeting pics about what you are fiLMING KNOWING IT'S ABOUT SEDDIE
  • OH MY GOD THE PROMO IS OUT JSKSHSLWHIDHWODOWK
  • I AM FREAKING OUT
  • I NEED TO WATCH
  • I HATE YOU NICKELODEON
  • AAAAAHHH IT'S ONE MONTH AWAY
  • IT'S ONE WEEK AWAY
  • *reads more fics*
  • IT IS TODAY, TODAY IS THE SEDDIE DAY!
  • OH MYYYYY GOOOOOOODDD
  • FREDDIE FUCKING KISSED SAM
  • FREDDIE LOVES SAM
  • SEDDIE IS CANON FOR REAL
  • SEDDIE IS HAPPENING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
  • IS THIS REAL LIFE?!?
  • MY PRECIOUS BABIES
  • MY BABIES
  • *Sends love to Dan*
  • *reads more fics until september*
  • At least I'll only have to wait one month
  • FINALLY
  • Awwww they are just so cute
  • LOOK, THEY ARE KISSING
  • *squeals*
  • No. Why do you fight?!
  • STOP FIGHITING
  • CARLY, get out of the way!
  • WHO CARES, I LOVE THEIR FIGHTS
  • Seddie
  • They are still dating, so thats's good.
  • This episode is perfect
  • They are kissing a lot
  • EHEHEHE
  • WHAT? No! GIBBY WHY
  • GO AWAY MRS BENSON
  • CARLY! REALLY?!? WHY!
  • No Freddie No
  • SAM LOVES YOU AND YOU LOVE HER, YOU GUYS BELONG TOGETHER
  • Yay! Thank God, Carly!
  • Seddie prevails
  • And so does my feels
  • I need fics
  • OMG THE NEXT EPISODE IT'S CALLED iLOVE YOU
  • You better!
  • No, I ain't watching spoilers, not this time
  • the episode is ONE HOUR AWAY
  • WHAT NO NO NO WHY DID I CHECK ON TUMBLR
  • They are going to BREAK-UP NO.
  • WHY?! D:
  • I am crying and the episode hasn't even aired
  • I HAVE NO HOPE Dx
  • THIS IS KILLING ME
  • THEY ARE KISSING AGAIN
  • THEY CAN'T BREAK UP
  • NO : (
  • They are flirting bsjajdk;kdjshkx
  • NO
  • NOOOOOO SHE WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU GUYS
  • PLEASE DON'T
  • *CRIES HEART OUT*
  • I LOVE YOU; I LOVE YOU TOO
  • NO, WHY DAN WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?
  • They love eachother : (((((
  • *reads fics post break up to heal heart*
  • *tweets dan*
  • *cries more*
  • W h y
  • NO, I CAN'T WATCH KNOWING THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER
  • MY BABIES ARE SUFFERING
  • I AM SUFFERING
  • *reads more fics'
  • BUT. W H Y
  • Oh, look... A seddie moment : (
  • Sam Cares
  • But also does Freddie
  • Or not?!
  • Was it all a lie?!
  • I hate you Dan.
  • : (((
  • WHY DAN WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HIM SAY THAT TO CARLY
  • SAM'S HURT
  • MY BABY
  • NO!!!
  • SHE'S NOT OKAY
  • *reads more fics*
  • Freddie, i used to love you so much, what happened to you?
  • I know he still loves Sam.
  • Maybe he's doing this because he can't get over her
  • Yes, that's why
  • "He's still in love with me, it's kinda sad"
  • OH YOU KNOW WHAT'S SAD TOO?!? THAT YOU STILL LOVE HIM
  • Dan, WHY?!?
  • Creddie? Ew no. Never.
  • FREDDIE STOP ACTING LIKE THAT OR I'LL KICK YOUR NERDY BUTT
  • THIS SHOW IS KILLING ME SLOWLY
  • *reads more fics*
  • DANIEL SCHNEIDER
  • NO. IT CAN'T END UNTIL THEY HAVE CLOSURE
  • GIVE ME SO CLOSURE
  • *cries*
  • THERE WAS NO CLOSURE
  • This is horrible
  • I am depressed
  • W H Y
  • No, I am not watching Sam without Freddie
  • Okay myabe just the first episode
  • Neh.
  • I miss seddie
  • I miss Seddie
  • I miss Seddie
  • *reads fics*
  • I miss Seddie
  • I miss Seddie
  • I hate Seddie
  • I can't hate Seddie : (
  • *Watches seddie videos*
  • *cries*
  • FEELS
  • FEELS
  • W H Y
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  • I think i've moved on. I am over Seddie now. I can live my life in peace.
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  • *opens twitter*
  • *sees Dan's tweets*
  • WAIT, WHAT??!?
  • FREDDIE'S BACK?!?
  • Jdkshslwhidiwidjwkdnkwhsuw
  • SEDDIE
  • SEDDIE
  • SEDDIE
  • AAAAHHHHH
  • FEELS
  • SO MUCH FEELS
  • *reads fics*
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  • Months later
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  • WHAT?! A PROMO?!
  • OMG THIS IS PERFECT
  • I AM DYING
  • I THOUGHT I WAS OVER THIS
  • HAHA WHAT A LIAR
  • I AM A LIAR
  • I AM A FUCKING LIAR I WAS NEVER OVER THEM
  • THEY BELONG TOGETHER
  • I JUST KNOW
  • MY BABIES ARE BACK
  • *checks seddie tag*
  • REBLOG ALL THE SEDDIE POSTS
  • I will never get over these two
  • They are my ultimate otp
  • *reads fics*
  • SEDDIE
  • OH FREDDIE, I'VE MISSED YOU
  • SO MUCH
  • Freddie Cares
  • WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY SAM?!
  • I LOVE YOU DAN
  • Ex-boyfriend
  • EHEHEHE
  • THIS IS PERFECT, THEY ARE PERFECT
  • DID FREDDIE JUST...
  • *stops breathing*
  • AFKGSUFJYIDSJYSUJSA
  • Sam Cares
  • THEY STILL LOVE EACHOTHER
  • RED
  • BLUE
  • PURPLE
  • THANK YOU DAN
  • MY FEELS
  • MY BEAUTIFUL FEELS
  • *reads fics*
Zombieland Starters
  • Who's Bill Murray?
  • I've never hit a kid before.
  • I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is.
  • Who's Gandhi?
  • Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I can't believe I shot Bill Murray.
  • I don't think we're gonna be able to stitch this.
  • That's still tender.
  • You think you might pull through?
  • If it means anything now, I am so sorry. It was just instinctive.
  • It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker.
  • So do you have any regrets?
  • I'm not great at farewells, so, uh, that'll do, pig.
  • That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard, and you stole it from a movie.
  • Time to nut up or shut up!
  • The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.
  • So until next time, remember: Cardio, seat belts, and this really has nothing to do with anything, but a little sunscreen never hurt anybody.
  • Are you fucking with me?
  • You should actually limber up as well. Especially if we're going down that hill. It is very important.
  • I don't believe in it. You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?
  • Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the fucking Twinkies?
  • I love Sno-Balls.
  • I hate coconut.
  • Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet.
  • They're in the back, aren't they?
  • I'm really sorry. She was like a crouching tiger...
  • You got taken hostage by a 12 year old?
  • Well, girls mature faster than boys. She's way ahead of where I was at that age.
  • Don't kill me with my own gun.
  • You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.
  • You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab.
  • I don't mean to gush. This is so surreal.
  • On behalf of all the eighth grade girls, I would like to dance with you.
  • Have you heard about Pacific Playland? There are no zombies there.
  • You're thinking about fucking ___!
  • Let's play the quiet game.
  • Have you never played the quiet game?
  • Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck.
  • Shit! fuck!
  • Oh, America. I wish I could tell you that this was still America, but I've come to realize that you can't have a country without people. And there are no people here. No, my friends. This is now the United States of Zombieland.
  • Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose.
  • I haven't cried like that since "Titanic."
  • You know there's a place untouched by all this crap?
  • You wanna feel how hard I can punch?
  • It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm.
  • That guy down there... is me. I'm in Garland, Texas. And it may look like zombies destroyed it, but that's actually just Garland.
  • You're not a zombie, you're talking and... You're okay?
  • When ___ goes Hulk on a zombie, he sets the standard for "not to be fucked with".
  • You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife.
  • Hey, for fuck's sake, enough already! We are being chased by ravenous freaks. Like we don't have enough problems. Oh, they stole my hummer. Oh, we have trust issues. Well get over it! We can't just fucking drive down the road playing I Spy or some shit for two hours like four normal-ass Americans? Fuck me.
  • Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else's story?
  • Hey, a little help with movin' the couch. We're makin' a fort.
  • Yeah, I shave every morning but sometimes by like 4: 30 I'll have a thing. I mean, I know it's called a five o'clock shadow but sometimes I'll get it prematurely.
  • My mama always told me someday I'd be good at something. Who'd a guessed that something'd be zombie-killing?
  • I'm not easy to get along with, and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch.
  • Fuck this clown.
  • Fasten your seat belts. This is going to be a bumpy ride.
  • Thank God for rednecks!
  • The plague of the 21st Century, remember mad cow disease? Well mad cow became mad person became mad zombie.
  • It's a fast acting virus that leaves you with a swollen brain, a raging fever, makes you hateful and violent and leaves you with a really bad case of the munchies.
  • You see, that why i don't let people close, you only get burned.
'legally blonde: the musical' starters
  • "I'm doing this for love, and that's how I'll survive."
  • "I grew up in the [city] slums, with my mom and a series of bums."
  • "You know why cheerleaders always get the guy and keep the guy?"
  • "A girl sweet as you has a future."
  • "That's a good school!"
  • "He's a lucky guy."
  • "Mazel tov!"
  • "I think he should be shot."
  • "Three words - spring break cabana!"
  • "It'll wreck your senior spring."
  • "You're breaking up with me?"
  • "How is this helping?"
  • "Is he gay or European?"
  • "This wouldn't work if I tried all day."
  • "Just try it once, and he'll buy you a drink!"
  • "Happy people don't just shoot their husbands! They just don't!"
  • "Whoever said tangerine was the new pink was seriously disturbed."
  • "I thought you were proposing!"
  • "Each time [name] walks in the door, your IQ goes down to forty... maybe less."
  • "Bring that ring back and show it to me!"
  • "It's 99.99% effective on straight men."
  • "I'd never sleep with a man in a thong!"
  • "Sure, I broke his nose, but I got to spend 4 and a half hours with him in the ER and in the ambulance! It was the most romantic time of my life!"
  • "Look, do it, and I'll go away."
  • "It was a move designed by cheerleaders to break the will of the other team."
  • "I see the problem here, and it's not physical. It's spiritual."
  • "Don't forget, I got into this school, too."
  • "Now, you may have heard the same rumors I did. '[Name] is ruthless, s/he bathes in the blood of sheep!' Well, rest assured, those rumors are only partially true."
  • "My word means something."
  • "Check, please."
  • "Keep it positive!"
  • "Fine, I'll pay your way if you get in."
  • "Back the hell out of her way!"
  • "When I'm wrong, then I say I'm wrong, and I was wrong about you."
  • "I think I'm here to stay."
  • "I crash and burn ten times a day."
  • "Cheerleaders scare me."
  • "He's gay! Totally gay!"
  • "YOU BASTARD! YOU LYING BASTARD!"
  • "We'll never look good trying to make each other look bad..."
  • "I may be in love, but I'm not stupid."
  • "I bought a new salon. We also feature dog grooming!"
  • "Now we have two kids - and one more on the way!"
  • "I'm not quite sure where this metaphor's going."
  • "Maybe [name] saw someone who was sleeping her way to the top, but I see a woman that doesn't have to."
  • "The answer could take weeks..."
  • "It has not worked out well. I wish that I were dead."
  • "Love led you here?"
  • "How many yachts can one man own?"
  • "I got through law school by busting my ass."
  • "[Name] quit. Said s/he makes more modelling anyhow."
  • "Omigod, you guys!"
  • "I need to marry someone serious - less of a Marilyn, more of a Jackie."
  • "I hoped that you'd understand..."
  • "I'M TAKING THE DOG, DUMBASS."
  • "Depending on the time of day, the French go either way."
  • "Hey, don't look at me."
  • "I've got a package."
  • "[Name] scares the crap out of me."
  • "Oh, so I'm not good enough for you?"
  • "What rich, romantic planet are you from?"
  • "I'm from [city]! I'm not exactly trailer trash!"
  • "No man/woman should be denied his/her dog!"
  • "You stalked some guy to an Ivy League school?"
  • "You're a perfect match, 'cause you both got such great taste in clothes."
  • "Pull her hair and call her 'whore'!"
  • "That's so sweet!"
  • "I haven't slept since [year]."
  • "You're fired."
  • "They're just like that couple from Titanic - only no one dies."
  • "Two jobs plus law school?!"
  • "That's it! I'm not covering for you anymore!"
  • "You can laugh, but she's made tons off her DVD and book."
  • "See if you can place a little sense in the space between her ears."
  • "This isn't some little sorority thing!"
  • "[Name] has trouble trusting me."
  • "There s/he is! Intern of the year!"
  • "I don't speak MTV."
  • "I don't go to parties a lot."
  • "Could it be the real thing in your way is the very guy you're trying to impress?"
  • "Didn't your mother ever tell you not to judge a book by its cover?"
  • "People have judged me my whole life."
  • "You know I'm right."
  • "I'm not about to celebrate."
  • "I gotta go get my asthma spray."
  • "If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies!"
  • "We love you guys!"