that'll learn em


AH, DEMOCRACY: “Those bloody students didn’t vote in the way I personally approve of, so I don’t think they should be allowed to vote at all.”

(with many thanks to christinamartin over on Twitter for this one!)


“Marjorie! MARJORIE! Two women are dancing on Strictly, look! Quick! Get mother to the panic room, I’ll grab the carriage clock and the Spitfire painting!”

“No I will not just relax and watch the sport, Deirdre! I’m going to keep count and write in to the newspaper! That’ll learn ‘em!”