that'll learn em

2

AH, DEMOCRACY: “Those bloody students didn’t vote in the way I personally approve of, so I don’t think they should be allowed to vote at all.”

(with many thanks to christinamartin over on Twitter for this one!)

4

“Marjorie! MARJORIE! Two women are dancing on Strictly, look! Quick! Get mother to the panic room, I’ll grab the carriage clock and the Spitfire painting!”

“No I will not just relax and watch the sport, Deirdre! I’m going to keep count and write in to the newspaper! That’ll learn ‘em!”