that you can't carry with you at one time


amazing how “Without a word, I’ve stayed by your side” <3 #happytaeyongday

Don't Act Like Your July 4th Ain't Like This Every Year
  • Patriot: Son, come into my office. I've got something to show you.
  • Son: *coyly walks into office* Yeah, dad.
  • Patriot: Do you know what day it is, son?
  • Son: Tuesday.
  • Patriot: No, son... well, yes, but there's more to it than that. It's Stars 'N' Stripes day, son. Do you know what that means?
  • Son: *shrugs*
  • Patriot: It's the day our beautiful country broke away from the incredibly far-left tyranny of the British monarchy and took the first step towards becoming the greatest country on god's earth.
  • Son: Oh, word.
  • Patriot: Yes, son, absolutely word. Now, take a look at this. *pulls box from under his desk and places in on table* What do you think this is?
  • Son: A box with crazy colors.
  • Patriot: No, son... well, yes, but the colors on this box all represent something. The red represents the blood of those who sacrificed themselves for our beautiful country, the white represents uhh...
  • Son: Cum!
  • Patriot: Boy, I have it in me to pop you if you keep saying nonsense like that!
  • Son: *snickers*
  • Patriot: No, the white does not represent... that substance. It represents uhh, the snow that tops the great mountains that you can find in certain parts of our beautiful country. And the blue represents the ocean, which we of course have national ownership over.
  • Son: Wow, interesting.
  • Patriot: It's more than interesting, son. It's everything that I stand for. What your forefathers stood for, and what your children too will stand for. Now, take a look at what's inside this box, son. *pops open the box* What do you think of that?
  • Son: Ooh... well, I like the silky velvet lining.
  • Patriot: Hmm?
  • Son: There's really nice lining on the inside of the box.
  • Patriot: What are you talking about? *turns box around* Well, Andrew Jackson be damned! There's nothing in this box! Boy, did you take what was inside of this box?
  • Son: No, this is the first time I even saw the thing.
  • Patriot: *red with anger* Argh! Calm down. Calm down... breathe easy. Well, son. What was supposed to be in this box was the flag of our country. The same flag that your great grandfather flew in the big war as he bayoneted some sausage twirling Kraut in the neck.
  • Son: That's messed up.
  • Patriot: It's not messed up, he was defending our country! You know what, son. I'll discuss this with you later once I find where that god damn flag. Go check on your grandpa for me, son.
  • Son: Do I have to? Grandpa's weird.
  • Patriot: By Lincoln's glory, you young folks really have no respect. Your grandpa, while not a veteran or anyone of significant importance - unlike the men on my mother's side of the family - ran a car dealership for 42 years before retiring and using all of his savings to buy us this beautiful house in which we still live. You will check on him and pay respect to him on this blessed Stars 'N' Stripes day, or so help me god I'll... I'll... just get, boy!
  • Son: Jeez, alright. *trots down the hallways and peaks into granpda's room* Hey, grandpa. I'm here to check on you.
  • Grandpa: *rocking back and forth in his chair* Marybeth? Marybeth is that you, dear?
  • Son: No, granpda. It's me, your grandson. Do you remember me?
  • Grandpa: Oh, dear. You sound just like my Marybeth.
  • Son: Grandma's dead, grandpa.
  • Grandpa: What was that, sweetheart? I can't quite hear you. I think it's the television. It's too loud.
  • Television: *silently displaying white noise*
  • Grandpa: Too loud... I've been watching this movie for too long and now it sounds just like the rumbling of the earth.
  • Son: Grandpa, what are you wrapped in? Is that a flag.
  • Grandpa: It was Marybeth's paw's flag.
  • Son: You took dad's flag. He's gonna be mad at you.
  • Grandpa: I didn't take no flag. The flag took me, just like it took Marybeth and her paw. *stands up, kneels in front son, pull's son's face close to his* Look into my eyes, little Marybeth. What do you see?
  • Son: That's... that's impossible. It's like staring into a void of red, white, and blue. What is this?
  • Grandpa: An infinite amount of graves for an infinite amount of souls. The final resting place for an ideology that stands above and beyond humanity. It's stars and stripes forever and ever.
  • Son: *pulls himself from grandpa's gaze* You're acting crazy again, I'm telling dad! *runs from grandpa's room* Dad!
  • Patriot: *steps from his room with a gun* Freemasonry, son.
  • Son: Dad, Grandpa's gone crazy again. He's doing weird things with his eyes.
  • Patriot: It's freemasonry, son.
  • Son: Huh?
  • Patriot: You'll learn soon enough. *shoots son in the chest*
  • Son: *clutches wound and breathes heavily*
  • Patriot: Sorry about that, son. But, it was all a part of today's plan. It's freemasonry, or some call it communism or witchcraft. But in the end, it's all the same thing. I hate it for the life of me. It's unpatriotic, but it runs in our family like a damn disease. You know how furious I got. I got so furious when I saw your grandmother running off to her "gatherings", getting up to god knows what and with who. I would've shot the lady like I just did you if I didn't see it, son. Those stars and stripes going on forever and ever. Vibrating and twisting in that graveyard of ideology. Do you see it now, son? Even clearer than before? Tell me, do you see it?
  • Son: *cough up blood* I see... mom in the mirror. No, it's grandma, and I'm her. She's young... my age.
  • Daughter: ...Huh. I must've zone out for a moment. That was weird.
  • Patriot: *call from his office* Little Marybeth, come into my office. I've got something to show you.
  • Daughter: *coyly walks into office* Yeah, dad?
  • Patriot: Do you know what day it is, Little Marybeth.
  • Daughter: It's Star 'N' Stripes day!
  • Patriot: *rubs daughter's head* Ah, that's my girl. Just as good as your mom. You see that flag hanging on my wall.
  • Daughter: Mhmm, that's that the flag of our country.
  • Patriot: No, it's not. It may look like the flag of our country, but it represents something far greater. An ideology beyond ideologies. One so great that it trumps all other rules of existence.
  • Daughter: What ideology is it, dad?
  • Patriot: I can't quite put it into words. But, I can tell you, Little Marybeth, that the first time I became aware of it was when I bayoneted some damn sausage twirling Kraut right in the neck. I stomped on his neck afterwards so he couldn't even struggle to breath before he died. I saw it then. The stars and stripes of the false flag I carried upon my back reflecting in his eyes, and I knew then that one truth; that one real ideology. But, like I said, I can't really put it into words. All I can tell you is that we ain't worth shit, Little Marybeth. Not you, not me, not your mom. None of us.
  • Daughter: That's kinda messed up dad.
  • Patriot: Well, life's messed up, dear.

anonymous asked:

Good evening! Allow me to show up here shamelessly shipping canon characters: Asra x Julian, please tell me this could happen, or happened?? Perhaps a hint? I would not romance any if them if a plot variable hinted they could have some attraction contrasting with the visible past conflicts they carry. Thank you for your time. Can't wait for the next chapter!

In at least one of the planned endings, Asra x Julian will happen. As for happened………. it depends who you ask.

The Signs as Mom Lines
  • Aries: Who threatened you at school? Where do they live!? *sharpens knife, runs out of house and off into the distance*
  • Taurus: i packed your lunch and some snacks for you. if you're still hungry just give me a call and i'll bring you some Taco Bell.
  • Gemini: i'm not like most moms ;) i'm a cool mom.
  • Cancer: I love you. I love you. I love you. I LOVE YOU SWEETIE.
  • Leo: want to go shopping after school? i can't carry ALL the bags by myself haha
  • Virgo: if you didn't sleep in so late you might actually have time to do productive things with your day
  • Libra: *walks into kids school with starbucks* i'm so sorry i'm late honey, i got so distracted.
  • Scorpio: you have to the count of three you little fucking asshole. why don't you ever want to hang out with me lol?
  • Sagittarius: ew. you are NOT wearing that to school. go fucking change
  • Capricorn: Idc if you're 12, you will get a job and learn the value of a dollar, you little jellybean
  • Aquarius: lmfao show me that one youtube video again
  • Pisces: Honey, I think you're so special and unique. I love you so much. Oh, wait. What was i saying again? I can't remember but i think you're so awesome

anonymous asked:

How bout a reader who can't sleep so one of the buff characters carries them till they fall asleep?


You barely manage to get a complaint out before he lifts you into his arms, carrying you around. You are drooling on his back by the time he does a full lap, deep asleep. He just gives a tiny smile and tucks you into bed again, sitting there and waiting for you to wake up again.

Soldier 76

He’s going to pretend he doesn’t want to but he’s smiling a little too much when he picks you up. You find it relaxing in his strong arms as he carries you around the base. It doesn’t take long for you to fall asleep held so close to him. It takes a while before he’s willing to let you go, however.


She suggests it, wanting to see you asleep as she can see the tiredness wearing you down. She lifts you into her arms and starts walking through the area. She won’t stop until you’re asleep, tucking you in when she makes her way back.

anonymous asked:

IDW wtarsream, jazz, mtmte rung, Megatron, drift, and swerve reaction to their bot s/o being turned into a sparkling. And every time they leave the room , go somewhere their s/o can't see them or hands over to someone else their s/o burst into to tears and won't stop wailing unless they are carrying them even then there would still be some tears

Starscream is Frazzled. He’s one of those stressed-out single parents who have so much to do and no time to do it, and the baby is crying, and the phone is ringing off the hook, and oh no the soup is bUBBLING OVER-! He calls for Wheeljack to please figure out a way to get you back to normal. There’s really no one he trusts enough to hand you off to so you’re on his hip for the entire day. You owe him once you’re back to normal!

Jazz figures out he can keep you from crying with his music. He plays the radio for you on the way to the nearest medic. He’s good with kids, so it’s not hard for him to take care of you, but he can’t hide how scared he is that you might be stuck like this. He’s shaky and dotes over you until he finds a cure. When you’re back to adulthood he falls over in relief- and for a nap. 

Rung is calm. Taking care of sparklings isn’t hard, and there’s plenty of weird science on this ship to get you back to normal. He takes you to both Brainstorm and Perceptor, then takes you back to his habsuite to give them time to work. While the cure is being made he shows you his ships and plays patty-cake with you until you’re tuckered out. Then he feeds you and puts you down for a nap. Later, after you’ve been cured, he brings up having sparklings with you. 

Megatron is a mixture of worried/holy slag/tired of everything. The whole time he’s protective of you and won’t let anyone else hold you. He even keeps you in his lap while Ratchet checks you over. No one messes with him while he’s this on-edge, and a cure is made as quickly as possible. The whole crew sighs in relief when you’re back to normal. 

Drift doesn’t know how to take care of sparklings. Why are you crying? Are you hungry? Tired? He can’t even hold you right. Ratchet pretty much has to stay beside him all day because Drift is clueless but doesn’t want to leave you alone. Eventually he kind of enjoys baby you. Your giggles are adorable and look- you’re trying to put your pede in your mouth! How cute! After Brainstorm fixes you up Drift immediately brings up having a family. You tell him you’ll discuss it later- after you both get a shower and a nap.

Swerve has seen this one movie where the exact thing happened and it was awesome- oh. Oh no no no, don’t cry! He panics and runs to the medbay. He is now also crying. Help, his s/o is a baby what does he do?? Until you’re cured he’s doting mother hen- and even afterward he still hovers a bit. 

I just imagine Katie having these gay undertones in all her scenes with Supergirl/Kara and each time she has to do another take, it gets gayer and gayer until the production team has to stop and just use the first one.

Take 1: *Lena staring longingly at Kara*
Director: “Cut! Try again but with a friendly smile, not heart eyes”

Take 2: *Lena staring longingly and biting her lip*
Director: “Cut! Dammit no heart eyes!”

Take 5:
Director: “Cut! Katie let go of Melissa. She is not carrying you anywhere bridal style…and stop whispering supercorp in her ear!”

anonymous asked:

Carrie!! I need help! My sister and I were discussing a chicken nugget fic and it's bothering us that we can't remember who writes it (although I'm 80% sure it was you that wrote it). I even tried googling it and went through my own sterek tag and I can't find it all!!! 😭😭😭

oh that’s me! you were right!  ❤ ❤ ❤

  • Special Order (T, 2k) Stiles is twenty-nine years old, lives alone, travels way too much, doesn’t know when the last time he had a home cooked meal where no one was trying to impress anyone, and he’s just tired of all the fancy bullshit. His face is too recognizable; he can’t even attempt to try a new restaurant without the chef requesting the honor of plating something special just for him.And right now? Stiles really just wants some chicken nuggets.

anonymous asked:

You and Eternity scare the shit out of these assholes (wanker, fatboy and BG included). Both of you are smart but even more importantly you're both street smart. You've got a different eye and mindset from the rest of us and our also two of the first who called this #shamzie relationship as bullshit. These bullies know they can't intimidate either of you and you're not afraid to call them out for the lying assholes they are. I'm glad you're both here. Fuckers went too far this time.

One Hundred Love Sonnets: XVII 


I don’t love you as if you were a rose of salt, topaz,  
or arrow of carnations that propagate fire:  
I love you as one loves certain obscure things,  
secretly, between the shadow and the soul

I love you as the plant that doesn’t bloom but carries  
the light of those flowers, hidden, within itself,  
and thanks to your love the tight aroma that arose  
from the earth lives dimly in my body.

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where,  
I love you directly without problems or pride:
I love you like this because I don’t know any other way to love,
except in this form in which I am not nor are you,  
so close that your hand upon my chest is mine,  
so close that your eyes close with my dreams.

“We could summarize this poem in four words: this guy’s in love. But we’ll give you a little more, just so you know what to expect.

The speaker is addressing his lover, and begins by saying that he doesn’t love her in the way that someone would love beautiful flowers or gems. Great; so how does he love her? Well, first, he loves her in secret. Scandalous! He also loves her as if she were a flower that wasn’t in bloom, which is full of beauty on the inside. And in fact, that flower (his lover) produces an aroma that he carries inside of him. A rather interesting metaphor, don’t you think?

After spending the first eight lines trying to describe his love, Neruda uses the remaining six lines to raise the white flag: he can’t explain his love, he just plain loves this girl. His love is simple and humble. The speaker ends with the image of him and his lover, intertwined, as if they were one body and one soul. He may not be able to define his love, but his attempts sure are evocative.”


creatingyourself  asked:

Ok so I want to get a small furry pet. I want a lil guy that enjoys being handled and playing. The problem is I'm going to be at the house where the pet will be half time(split parents). I want the animal to be happy and healthy and if I can't give it that by not being there all the time do you have any suggestions for another pet that can handle that kind of situation?

Depending on how frequently you go back and forth, you could consider bringing it with you - small rodents like mice and hamsters cold probably go with you in a carrying case, and their setups could probably go with you. 

If you can’t transport them, they’d probably be okay at one house while you’re gone IF the parent is willing to feed and clean them while you’re gone. 

The Signs as The Perks of being a Wallflower quotes
  • Aries: "I would die for you. But I won't live for you."
  • Taurus: "There's nothing like the deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for all the right reasons."
  • Gemini: "If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am. And I don't want them to carry it around inside. I want them to show me, so I can feel it, too. I want them to be able to do whatever they want around me."
  • Cancer: "You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You just can't. You have to do things.
  • Leo: "I am both happy and sad at the same time, and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be."
  • Virgo: "I am very interested and fascinated how everyone loves each other, but no one really likes each other."
  • Libra: "I just want you to know that you’re very special… and the only reason I’m telling you is that I don’t know if anyone else ever has."
  • Scorpio: "I wanted to laugh. Or maybe get mad. Or maybe shrug at how strange everyone was, especially me."
  • Sagittarius: "This moment will just be another story someday."
  • Capricorn: "Just tell me how to be different in a way that makes sense."
  • Aquarius: "Things change, friends leave. And life doesn't stop for anybody."
  • Pisces: "I really think that everyone should have watercolors, magnetic poetry, and a harmonica."

Customer 1: “Can I get a pack of [whatever cigarettes]?”

Me: Can I see your ID please?

Customer 1: *storms off* “I’M TWENTY ONE!!″

Me: ”….” *goes on to help Customer 2*

Customer 1: *Comes back in line* (While I’m still helping Customer 2) “You guys need to remember my face. I’m sick and tired of always having to bring my ID in here. I’m 21 years old, this is ridiculous.”

*Customer 2 walks away*

Customer 1 (aka Asshole): “Did you ID him??!”

Me: “No….he’s not under 40. You’re under 40.” *he continues arguing until I’m done ringing him up*

Okay one, I see so many people all the time and you expect me to remember you? Two, I HAVE TO ASK FOR AN ID IT’S MY JOB! Three, you’re only 21, why are you getting mad?! And why don’t you carry your ID in your wallet like a normal human


you’re dark at your worst you’re loved and you’re cursed

Here I am still holding on, you’re finding ways to break the bonds,
They’re stronger than you realized,
You can say that I’ve not tried, I’ve let you down, left you behind
But you’re the one who’s saying goodbye

anonymous asked:

Do you know that feeling when you try a new facewash for the first time and for one split second you can't tell if something is wrong or if it's just supposed to feel like that? I feel like my whole life is that one split second. Always so unsure if this is what I'm supposed to be feeling, supposed to be doing, supposed to be. Maybe something is wrong. Maybe I'm wrong, or maybe I'm just allergic to this fucking facewash.

this is


eloquent somehow u made facewash carry a lot of weight and i know this exactly

ur feelings are valid, bc ur experience is ur own

mistressalexandra18  asked:

Okay. So here's my ask. How would the 2ps react to their s/o having really bad leg problems, and a really bad case of déjà vu? Like their legs are sometimes alright, but then the s/o starts crying due to really bad pain in their legs, and they can't walk due to the pain. Their déjà vu is so bad, the s/o starts to feel sick, their head hurts, and they feel as if they are going to fall down. (This happens to me all the time. One second I'm fine, the next, I'm hurting really bad. It sucks.)

(You poor bean I hope you get better eventually)

Is always there to help you. He’ll literally carry you if he has to. – 2p Germany, 2p America, 2p Russia

Feels so very sorry for you and hates seeing you in such pain. – 2p Romano, 2p Prussia, 2p China

Takes you to the hospital or straight home to feel better. – 2p Spain, 2p England, 2p France

It stresses him honestly and he hates not knowing what is wrong. – 2p Italy, 2p Japan, 2p Canada

anonymous asked:

I don't favor gun control because I can't carry a cop with me at all times like. Also, police only show up after shot goes sideways. They will be sure to take a statement if you live, or outline you with chalk if you don't. No one else is responsible for your safety but you. Say gun laws tighten, do you want to fend off someone who has 30rds when you only have 6? I sure don't. So, in conclusion, no gun control for me.

… cool story. Wanna revise the part about police showing up after shit goes sideways. Thats not how it works for black people. We dead if we have guns or not. So what yall really support is no gun control for whit people. Im so proud to be an amerikkkan.


Person of Interest Appreciation Week

Day 5: Favorite quote: “Life is crap. Welcome to the Human race, but the good news is: You’re not alone.”

Randy was great because, instead of having the “well I learned this today…” At the end of an episode; they had their lesson given at the beginning and the MCs were like “???”
And after a day of mess up, finally put together with the audience what that lesson meant, and why going against it turned out bad.