i just pictured tazswap taakitz doing the lich thing and man. this is not the optimal way to start a saturday morning.
godDAMN dude what would taakos best day ever be though
probably really similar to lups but instead of burning down a dmv they fly to the top of a mountain and burn every single one of their spell slots racing each other down
and rather than shooting davenport out of a tree lup pretends she picked up some grapes a few decades back and has spent all this time fermenting them in a very particular way to make wine, and she goes on and on to davenport about how special this wine is and how much it would mean for her if davenport gets the first glass, and taakos just sitting there watching with his teeth clenched trying his damnedest not to make a sound but finally loses it at davenports face when he takes a sip and realises it’s kool aid
the turkey scene is exactly the same since they share the same birthday. lup is a lot less tactful than taako, though, and freaks out immediately and loudly about the lich thing. she doesn’t try to dissuade him - she just yells for three minutes straight about what a bad idea it is while taako sits patiently and kravitz flinches in the next room over. when she’s done she just sighs and brings out the macarons she made
when they’re leaving the plane and taako is itching to test out his new form, he doesn’t just step off the ship - he gets lup to fucking magically launch him into the sky (YEET) and into the top of one of the hungers pillars. same thing happens as when lup did it, just more showy than dramatic. kravitz nearly faints