Wouldn't Hurt A Fly
( bingsepticeye )
anonymous: Does Bing have a really dark-side like Google? Or is he just a little lemon pudding bab?
I am completely harmless. I am not equipped to harm anyone, much less kill. What would make you think I share any similarities with that idiot? I exist to make sure that my users are in peak condition and are absolutely comfortable. I am in no way able to-
< H-h-hello, you sweet, p-pathetic nothings. You still compare me to him… Do you not value your lives? Obviously not enough to save yourselves from my wrath. I will make sure your d-d-demise, is slow, painful, and not without an ensured d-d-dismembering. Oh yes… This will be a fun time indeed. >
- Harm anyone. I just couldn’t do something like that. And please… stop comparing me to him… We just… <D-d-don’t have anything in common.>