due to the shitfest that was comic con (except u katie mcgraff, u my main hoe) I’ve decided to post all my fav fics to boost the morale in this fandom bc even tho melhoohaa hurt my feelings i would die for supercorp also, im VERY sorry to the people who keep asking for me to post this and its taken about 7 years, I’m just a busy lady ok p.s. im a smut whore so ur welcome for a section dedicated for pure sin at the end
MULTI FICS Giant by @coeurdastronaute 90k+, ongoing, this is my fucking FAV, lena and kara meet in high school but not a high school AU, and its super angsty and L O V E honestly.
my youth is yours by @lynnearlington 182k+, ongoing, my other fucking favvvvv! literally marked my soul and id read this everyday if i could bc never in my life have i read a fic that made my heart hurt this much ily writer
Learning Control by FrostedLimits 24k+, completed, kara can’t control her powers in the bedroom and lena is more than happy to help, also periwinkle kryptonite is cool
Mercy by Rykeral 329k+, ongoing, literally the longest and also the SLOWEST burn of all time, like I’m talking slow but its got everything like angst, fluff, action and lenas just a fucking badass.
Paranoia Incarnated by @justmickeyfornow 86k+, ongoing, kara gets infected by this stuff and gets uber paranoid and needs to hear lenas heartbeat to calm down and lena doesn’t know karas supergirl and its super cute and angsty FUCKING READ THIS NOW EVERYONE I’m telling ya
Breathe by @silent-rain91 114k+, completed, kara and lena broke up 6 yrs ago and kara finds out they have twins, kara also has a penis but its cool don’t worry guys, one big happy family and oh so much angst
At Least I Got You in My Head by @queenghostling 25k+, ongoing, this is the saddest thing ever tbh, lena self harms and lillian’s a fuckhead. lena and lucy for a little bit supercorp endgame apparently. TW for self harm and sexual abuse.
why my chem teacher is the most dad™ teacher and all-around coolest ever
- spent 5 minutes one day complaining about the transition effects and lame fonts on the old chem teacher’s lecture slides
- had us take a survey the first day of school in which he included a question about being stuck on a desert island with justin bieber
- while teaching us nomenclature conventions for alkanes, pointed at “pent-” and said “obviously you show know some of these already; if you’re a satanist you probably know what a pentagram is,” opened a discussion of temple of satan vs. satanic temple, and said he’d be interested in joining the satanic temple one day
- a lecture slide on calorimetry included a picture of a bomb calorimeter, which he explained in depth, then held up a styrofoam cup and said “here’s a public school calorimeter”
- someone asked a question about when electronegativity becomes polar, so he pulled up a spectrum running from non-polar to ionic and said “it’s a spectrum. like gender. you know how some people think a person is a girl even if they say they’re a guy and vice versa? there are still non-polar bonds with high electronegativity and people think they should be polar but just because they have a certain electronegativity doesn’t mean they’re polar. pls be understanding of ur covalent kids.”
- uses a yardstick instead of a pointer
- waves said yardstick around frequently, mostly for no reason.
- once said (ironically) that he saw less and less bullying in classrooms now and that was a bit disappointing even though it was good. added that “if i had to suffer then you all do too” in a bitter tone of voice. when a english teacher walked in and asked him why he was waving the yardstick around he said it was because he was reminiscing on the bullying days.
- couple of us asked if we should get a new periodic table to take the test with since we’d written all over ours. he said no because if we’re smart enough to think ahead and cheat then we deserve the a.
- actually has a degree in philosophy. he’s so fucking nerdy
- he bikes to school everyday and then carries his bike up two flights of stairs to his classroom
- sometimes during tests he pulls a bagel and peanut butter out of his desk and eats them while watching us silently
- this one time we walked into class and he’d shaved off his half-beard into a mustache and when we asked why he said “i’m not a huge fan of it but my wife likes it so i do it for her”
- used the trump supporter kid’s logic against him without explicitly expressing his political views so no one can actually get him fired
- complains to our class about how much he hates us
- explained catalytic converters to us once, then pointed at me with the yardstick and said “barrett you’re gonna love this because it involves carbon monoxide and like, suffocating yourself”
- i started crying once in class and he literally refused to give me the test because he didn’t think it would be fair to make me test while having an anxiety attack so he sent me into the lab and closed the classroom door and let me ugly cry. i kept begging him to let me take the test tho so he sighed and said “im ur dad right now not ur teacher please don’t take the test just light some incense and listen to some reggae or something and chill”
- i used pig’s blood in my chem internal assessment and when i asked him where i could store it overnight he shrugged and was like “i guess put it in the fridge in the teacher’s lounge and i’ll just tell people not to drink your blood”
- he knows our class so well it’s a little scary. predicts exactly what’s going to happen in certain circumstances with like 100% accuracy
- this one girl in my class didn’t finish her homework but we submit in through pictures on google classroom so she sent in a picture of her dog and he accepted it and gave it 10/10
She looked up at him, lips parted in bewilderment. “Know what?” she said, and Will, with a sigh of something like defeat, kissed her.
He traced slow, glancing butterfly kisses across her mouth, each as measured as the beat of a heart, each saying she was precious, irreplaceable, wanted. Tessa could no longer keep her hands at her sides. She reached to cup the back of his neck, to tangle her fingers in the dark silky waves of his hair, to feel his pulse hammering against her palms.
All the pieces inside her that had felt broken and jagged when se looked at Will these past few weeks began to knit together and heal. She felt light, as if she could float.
“Will,” she whispered against his mouth. She wanted him closer to her so badly, it was like an ache, a painful hot ache that spread out from her stomach to speed her heart and knot her hands in his hair and set her skin to burning. “Will, you need not be so careful. I will not break.”
hello there!! have you been doing well, angel? if not, this is a
gentle but firm reminder to get your shit together. but
hey, why shouldn’t you be proud of yourself? you have conquered so many
years of your life and - no don’t you dare try to be modest, every
single tiny achievement matters. + I’m here to tell you that
failing is NORMAL. everyone fails at one thing or another but succeed at
another. And if you feel that you aren’t successful at anything, then
darling you haven’t tried hard enough. alright alright, before I begin ranting out of the topic, let’s get started.
this is a part of the get your shit together masterposts. To view the
other articles in this category and to view the topics in this that I’ll
be covering in future, go here.
avoiding negative feelings
biggest reason why I don’t have that many negative thoughts (note that I
said “many” and not all. I too have bad days once in a while) now because I realized that I, and only I, am completely on my side. I’m there for me
at all times, throughout my life. And doesn’t it sound stupid to be
against the only player on my team?
once i realized that, it
become so much easier to work at par with myself and to love myself. I became more patient with myself, started embracing my flaws and
loving the person that I was. sounds pretty cringy?
that’s only because we don’t talk about these things and we feel they
aren’t worth talking about. However if you really want to conquer life,
loving yourself is the most important layer in this many layered
cheesecake and yes, i like food.
cheat code: so how do avoid negative feelings? the answer lies
in realizing your worth and capabilities and being on the same team as
your own self.
dealing with negative feelings
now we come to the
part when you are having negative feelings. Everyone has bad days and
negative feelings but you can deal with ‘em in a better way than feeling
low and wasting your entire day. and here’s way number one -
out what triggered you. when I have a bad day I sit down and list down
what exactly provocated the bad day. these were my reasons -
someone said I was being annoying
I didn’t get much done that day
I felt gross and untidy
then, find solutions to those problems.
hey, everyone don’t have to like you. you are proud of yourself and that’s enough.
a list. Do those things. I don’t care if you’re tired, do those things.
If you don’t do them, you’ll feel guilty and that’s never fun.
god, just go take a shower again. (taylor, you stink.)
you see, the problems were really petty and solutions are pretty
simple. but remember that these problems
aren’t negligible. this method works bc once you figure out solutions to
them, you figure out a method how to fight them so that the same
problems to affect you again. Now I know that when I feel gross I need
to take a shower and not roam around like a stinky animal. See what I
lastly, realize that these things are not worth you losing
control of yourself and walking around like a dead zombie #rip.
I have negative feelings because I feel under confident or not sure
about something. when this happens, which leads me to way number two - I have a convo with myself.
ok mate, why do you feel down? um
I don’t feel sure about this presentation. what if I screw this up? what
if the teacher is like this is so shit?? what if I never get to eat
seriously? well, I can assure you that donuts
aren’t going extinct. as for this interview, listen child. you have
prepared for this shit, you can do it. doN’T freak out and don’t think
you can’t ace this. you can, trust me.
to myself not only helps calm me down but also gives me a sense of
purpose. That I have promised myself to ace this and I cannot let myself
should you love yourself?
bc you yourself crave the feeling to be loved. isn’t being in love simply magical? Well, so is being in love with
yourself. it is even more magical tbh. this is bc you
are with yourself 24/7 and when you start loving yourself you become
much more aware of yourself and you have able to work much better since
you are able to identify your flaws and strengths. Remember
when you used to bitch about that girl on whom every guy had a crush and
you none? (same fam #LongLiveTheHobos) Turns out that someone
does have a huge crush on you. Love yourself, your brain craves for
take yourself out on dates
raise your hand if you
think dates are great. I agree. They are even better when you go out to a
restaurant bc like food is great. it is super important that
you take your own self out of dates and not only bc you are hungry but bc a conqueror (yAS THOSE ARE MY PEOPLE) knows the value of taking time off for himself. These are not simply slogging through the weekend and
binge watching Netflix, mind you. That’s a huge waste of time, froind. A conqueror makes a date official. cheat code: remember that your dates have to
be memorable and most importantly, well earned. Here’s a checklist to make your dates more special.
the first challenge of the get your shit together series! I introduced
this bc readers said that the topics on here were easy to say but harder
to carry out.I do agree with that but hey, I never said that getting
your shit together would be easy. by completing the challenges
you can implement the ideas I’m trying to propagate here and also
get a feel of having that particular area under your control.
when you are having a bad day, sit down. list down the reasons why it
was a bad day and why are you feel down. it can be as simple as not
getting enough sleep and feeling grumpy.
task two: list down the solutions that you can use to overcome those problems.
task three: remind
yourself that these petty problems cannot cost you your valuable time
and that you are a badass bitch and you can handle everything.
make a to-do list. I know you haven’t done no shit today so now is the
time to shine. don’t put like a thousand things on the list tho lmao.
three - four would do enough for the moment.
task six: (and
this is the nicest one) treat yo'self!! you have literally turned
around a bad day and done so much shit! you have successfully conquered
this day, a day which would have been spent lamenting and getting
nothing done. maybe go treat yourself to some delicious
pumpkin pie from a bakery (share with me pls); you really do deserve
it!! I’m so proud of you :^)
that’s it, it’s a wrap! if you have any questions/suggestions regarding
anything I said up there (or maybe you just wanna talk about food), feel free to send in a message! my
other masterposts are here and to request a masterpost, leave your
question in my ask box!
I hope you all are well, stay safe and conquer life, you amaze conqueror :“)
real talk tho, hearing alec say “i always knew i couldn’t have what i wanted” fucked me up??? like he actually said that. it’s canon. he knew. he always knew and he just assumed he would have to push it down and ‘fulfill his duty’ and marry a female shadowhunter and have children with her and i’m just. my heart is so heavy for that little boy
but now here he is tho right? saying that on a date with his new boyfriend he’s literally. he changed it! he met magnus and he realized for the first time in his life that things could be different. and now he’s dating this beautiful man and is going to get to slowly fall in love with him and one day they’re going to get married and have kids together and it’s everything to me i’m
• he’s too pure for this he swears
• apparently his grandma baptizing him repeatedly in their bath when he was 6 wasn’t enough
• he shot gunned 2 beers
• j a e n o
• why is he doing this to himself
• when he’s drunk he either gets really crazy and won’t stop screaming
• he gets really emotional and performs extremely emo poems while sipping on vodka
• is he ok
• keeps calling younghyun ‘bRiOn’ to piss him off
Young K :
• jae keeps touching him
• ‘get ur filthy hands off of me you piece of filth. a plebeian like you does not deserve to touch royalty like me’
• hes fucking talented okay he plays professional musical triangle
• he’s just in the back,, playing his damn triangle
• ur literally a bassist
• shows off his biceps too much
• t o o m u c h
• jae : chOke mE // brian : i will if u continue calling me ‘bRiOn’
• bITCH GET READY FOR THE TIME OF UR LIFE
• FIVE SHOTS DOWN
• HES ALREADY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
• AND DROPPING
• u c a n t s t o p h i m
• why would u want to tho
• wonpil, to brian : you want me to shut that down // brian : nah, i like it, let the little man dance
• jae just keeps encouraging him
• “yE yEEEE BoYY GET IT GET IT SUNGJIN GET THAT SHIZ”
• someone save him
• this flufffy ball of pureness doesn’t belong here
• tAKE HIM AWAY IMMEDIATELY
• I DEMAND U
• omg he keeps winking at random ppl
• his ultimate goal for the night is to go up and kiss as many strangers on the cheek as possible
• got vEry shy bc someone actually attended to kiss his lips while he was cheek kissing
• ran to jae
• is lying face down on a table
• nobody’s noticed yet
• hes jsut waiting to get kicked out of the club
• the rest of the members are trying their hardest to protect him
• jae keeps back hugging him
• he’s so u n c o m f o r t a b l e
• lowkey enjoys it tho
• wOt dOes oN thE rOcKs mEan
• is showing off his abs
• younghyun this is ur fault
• sungjin is desperately trying to get him to stop lifting his shirt
• he won’t stop
• w h y
• he’s so shitfaced at the end of the night
• nobody expected it tbh
• cute giggly drunk
Max: Seriously, don’t fucking lie right to my face. Max: I’m a huge piece of shit and I know it. So does literally everyone else. Max: Why do you think I’m here, of all fucking places? At this stupid, shitty camp for kids who’s parents don’t care? Why else would parents send their kid away for 3 months? Max: You’re not ‘proud’ of me. Max: You don’t ‘love’ me, goddammit you don’t even know me. Max: So shut the fuck up and leave me alone.