that would be my roommate

anonymous asked:

hello it is i, baeksoo anon, speaking to you from the grave.

rip baeksoo anon R.I.P

baeksoo might not happen very often but when they happen they happen SO MUCH

“I would like to have Baekhyun as my roommate. Among the members we get along the best.” - kyungsoo (x)

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“Baekhyun is one of those members i can kiss!” - kyungsoo 170121 Nature Republic EXO Fan Festival (x)

“Let me say this one last thing before I leave. Baekhyun has always been the center of EXO, he has always been protecting us firmly. I’ve always wanted to tell him how thankful I am for him…”

- Kyungsoo || 160506 Kyoong Day Party (via ethereal-baek

casual Johnny sketches

do you know what i would do to have gay alex AND bisexual kara AND bisexual winn?

i would sell my soul. i would promise my first born to a witch. i would give up twenty years off my life. i would sacrifice my freedom. i would donate my tuition money. i’d give up my okay gpa. i would give away my roommate’s swaggy stuffed giraffe named jim for crying out loud (believe me this is saying something).

i would do anything for these three characters to be queer. ANYTHING.

You’re My Favorite Color

A Snowbaz Soulmate!AU. In this world, you are colorblind until you touch your soulmate. You gradually get full color vision, but the first color you see is the color of your soulmate’s eyes. It’s long, I’m sorry! This was a request from an anon, but I changed a few things!


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BAZ
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The first time I see color, it isn’t a slow bleed like some people say. It isn’t a gradual bloom of green or brown, like some scholars write, when they first touch their soulmate. It doesn’t happen slowly over the course of several minutes.

It isn’t gentle, or like a watercolor painting coming to life, or whatever fucking simile poets like to use.

It is a sonic boom of blue.

It is obnoxious, all-consuming, and entirely too much.

When I first met Simon Snow, I had been really fucking upset. How could I not be? It was my first year of uni and of course my roommate would be this attractive. He was all tumbled curls and scuffed trainers, like he’s always just stepping out of a tornado.

“Hey, bro,” he’d said, sitting on one of the beds when I’d first walked into our dorm. My mouth had went dry.

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Had a great night with D! We went to our local NBA game & sat in his court side seats. He also got us a room at the nicest hotel in the city. Through his various connections, we were continuously treated like VIPs. We ate after the game, & then he left me with the hotel room to myself, said he thought it would be good for me to have a night away from my roommates. We hadn’t each other in awhile, he told me he missed me & gave $2,300, which was exceptionally nice given that we ppm. Additionally he paid for another night at the hotel so that I wouldn’t have to “stress about checking out early”. I woke this morning, treated myself to room service, of course on D’s bill & then head home which is less than 20 minutes away. I had a really great night & it was thrilling to meet all of his friend group for the first time 💞🍸

some cute aus
  • “i promised myself that i would get along with my roommate in college but you like star trek and i like star wars and this is never gonna work” au
  • “i see you jogging around my block every morning so i guess it’s my fault i accidentally left my curtains open when changing while you passed by” au
  • “you kissed me on the playground the day before you moved away in the 4th grade and now your dorm is right across the hall from mine” au
  • “a number i don’t know accidentally texted me an address for a party and i decided to go anyways because, what the hell? but it turns out this is your party and i’ve had a crush on you since the 6th grade” au
  • “we’ve been best friends for practically our whole lives but you’re a thousand times more popular than me so you dragged me to a big party and now we’re playing spin the bottle and you spin and it lands on me oh crap” au
  • “you’re the new person working at this department store but you’re stupid and made a mess and now the boss is pissed off so i took the blame for you but that’s okay because now we have sex in the storage room during breaks” au
  • “my friends forced me to ride this roller coaster but i just ate so now i puked all over the floor and you are an amusement park staff who is rushing over to help me but oh god you’re cute and i have chunks of barf on my lips” au
  • “i’ve had a crush on you since kindergarten and we’re working on a science project together at my house but when i leave the room you dig through my stuff and find a box dedicated to you under my bed and no those aren’t the valentines day cards you gave me in the 2nd grade” au
  • “we met at a concert and we’re singing all the lyrics together and having a great time but you lock your gaze with me when my favourite romantic line comes on and i think i’m in love” au
  • “i used to pick on you in middle school and then we went to separate high schools but now you’re at my college and your hot as hell and really popular” au
  • “i’m obsessed with a super nerdy online game that i constantly get picked on for liking but then i meet a new person on this game and it turns out to be you, the most popular person in the entire school” au
  • “i never really knew you until this school year when we coincidentally both dyed our hair the same bright colour and now everyone ships us” au
  • “i use morse code to talk to my friend during class but it turns out you know morse code too and now you know that i think you have a cute butt” au
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GOING ON THAT STICKER HEADCANON what If Indigo just… Puts I stickers on everything he decides that he owns. That’s your bed? well too bad it’s mine now

this is so stupid why the heck did i even spend time on this lmao

[Indigo, Blue, & Red belong to @loverofpiggies!]

Kai roommates!au
  • him being extra cute like
  • “y/n!! which toothbrush do you want?? green or blue??”
  • you smiling because the last time you chose the green one he pouted for two hours
  • him dressing up while still being asleep and ending up with his shirt back to front
  • you pulling him back into the room because kIM JONGIN NO
  • late night conversation that end up with you talking to the wall
  • “talking about college makes me sleepy”
  • “i was talking about the new avengers film”
  • avengers make him sleepy too probably
  • jongin running after bugs in the middle of the night because you are too scared to sleep
  • “i swear that thing was trying to kill me”
  • kyungsoo coming to check on you and on your messy room
  • “why is the laundry almost reaching the ceiling?”
  • jongin putting the blame on you because well he needs to think about his own safety first
  • you whispering “traitor” every time you bitterly fold the clothes you just washed
  • him feeling guilty so “Y/N!! YOU CAN HAVE THE GREEN TOOTHBRUSH!!”
  • you coming back after class only to find him and sehun on the floor
  • “jongin why are you trying to break sehun’s leg?”
  • finding out that sehun told him the new guy at the cafeteria made a comment about your haircut
  • “he told me i looked cute with it”
  • “exactly!!”
  • sehun rolling his eyes because oH MY GOD you guys are so oblivious
  • you leaving him notes
  • “today my parents are visiting so please remember to put your shirt on”
  • him actually doing it
  • you getting a low grade on a test so when you get home he has prepared dinner
  • two cups of instant ramen
  • but you appreciate the thought because that’s really sweet and he welcomed you with a big hug
  • the cafeteria guy always making comments on your appearance so jongin walks right next to you when you make your order
  • “your food will get cold if you don’t go eat”
  • “i’m just making sure he doesn’t say anything strange”
  • the guy ending up saying something really cheesy so jongin keeps mocking him with taemin
  • “oh no he didn’t”
  • “yes!! he really said that!!”
  • you getting angry because “at least he complimented me on my new haircut!!”
  • taemin going away because his instinct of self-preservation tells him to
  • jongin feeling sad because he wanted to tell you how cute the new haircut was but the guys would’ve made fun of him
  • sehun rolling his eyes again because oH MY GOD guys please
  • you ending up having dinner with minseok because he understands your relationship the most
  • he actually knows you’ve liked jongin since day one
  • “you should tell him, y/n.. i bet he will be happy”
  • you mentally screaming because oh no that would be embarrassing
  • but ending up writing it on your notebook because yes that’s better
  • jongin making sure you know he likes your hair in random moments
  • like you will be washing the dishes and he casually points out that “wow your hair looks really shiny y/n!!”
  • you grinning because you know he just wants you to talk to him again
  • after all the haircut isn’t even that important you just wanted him to notice you a little more
  • things being normal again aside from the guys who apparently are really busy and can’t come over
  • even kyungsoo and the laundry is piling up again
  • so you call minseok when jongin is showering and ask him if he spilled the beans
  • “i didn’t but i have the feeling someone else did”
  • you think about this sentence for the next two hours because nO ONE ELSE KNOWS ??!!
  • when you are almost asleep you hear jongin whispering something so you turn to his side of the room and ??? what are you saying
  • “you know i think i found something in your notebook but i guess it was wrong of me to look into your stuff but yeah the thing is i needed help with that class and i know you always write notes so—”
  • you blanking out because no
  • “—but it’s great because i didn’t know how to confess so oh my god are you okay y/n??”
  • you coming to your senses before hearing “confess” ?? then blanking out again
  • jongin ending up calling kyungsoo for advices
  • “i think something is wrong with y/n she isn’t breathing anymore”
  • the next morning everyone looks at the two of you like you suddenly grew a pair of horns because yes!! they are dating!!
  • sehun rolling his eyes because oH MY GOD finally
  • everything is going perfectly until the cafeteria guy tries to get your number
  • then jongin starts talking to him about haircuts and green toothbrushes so the guy leaves with wide eyes
  • yeah kim jongin can be a bit of an airhead but he is truly a beautiful person and he loves you more than anything else so how can you ask for more?? you already have the most precious human being right next to you
Lance and Keith Being Held Captive Together Angsty Headcanon

From a conversation with my roommate about what would happen if one of the paladins was being tortured in front of the other

Warning: Glorious angst storm rolling your way!

  • They’re taken together during a fight that broke out between the paladins and the Galra on a scouting mission on another planet and flown to Zarkon’s main ship as priority prisoners.
  • When they arrive they’re stripped of their armor and bayards and sent to the druids for interrogation.  Haggar handles the interrogation of the paladins personally
  • They’re chained up, dressed in prisoner rags, and kept in separate cells in order to keep them from conspiring with each other.
  • When their interrogation techniques prove less.. effective than they wanted, Haggar decides it’s time for a change of tactics.  After all, these humans seem to care a lot about one another’s well-being
  • When the druids drag both Lance and Keith (who both look like hell) into Haggar’s lab the next day, they know something’s up.
  • Keith is forced to a halt in front of some of Haggar’s horrific looking contraptions as Lance is forcibly lead forward to the tables and hooked up into the machines.
  • Haggar leers over Keith and says that since she’d in SUCH a good mood today, she’ll give them one last chance to tell her all they know about Voltron, the paladins, and the Castle of Lions
  • Keith just glares at her.  Lance grits his teeth, “We told you we don’t know anything and even if we did we wouldn’t tell you.”
  • Haggar smiles maliciously as she glides over to him and looks back at Keith, “Oh yes. I think you will.”
  • Keith’s menacing glare is suddenly replaced by wide-eyed horror as Haggar whips around and begins to shoot her dark lightning directly into Lance
  • The druids continue to torture Lance in front of him as Haggar goads Keith, telling him they’ll only stop once he starts talking
  • Lance just gasps and screams through the pain to Keith to not tell them anything, it’s not worth it!
  • Keith is straining, fighting against the restraints tooth and nail and calling Lance’s name as Haggar’s cackles mingle with Lance’s agonized cries
  • Keith’s distress for Lance and rage at Haggar and the druids fills him with a searing fire that wipes all thought from his head but one: Protect Lance.  His eyes suddenly glow a burning yellow and before anyone can react or process it he’s snapped the chains holding him back and torn his claws into the nearest druid
  • Haggar blasts Keith back instantly with a shriek of indignant rage.  Lance looks on through bleary eyes in complete shock at a suddenly snarling, twitching Keith.  A Keith whose skin has gone purple and his eyes are yellow and ohmygosh is that BLOOD all over his… hands? Claws?? Lance can’t believe it
  • The remaining druids use their magic to immediately restrain Keith who’s looking at Haggar with nothing less than pure hatred.
  • Haggar laughs gleefuly, “Contact Emperor Zarkon and throw the Blue Paladin back in his cell.  It seems we have an unexpected development, one that may prove most fruitful.”
  • Lance screams Keith’s name before the druids knock him out.  The last thing he sees is Haggar disappearing with Keith.

i pace in circles a lot while listening to music what does it mean

[The Smiling Man]

About five years ago I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I’ve always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few minutes of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and I was walking near a police patrolled park quite a ways from my apartment. It was a quiet night, even for a week night, with very little traffic and almost no one on foot. The park, as it was most nights, was completely empty.

I turned down a short side street in order to loop back to my apartment when I first noticed him. At the far end of the street, on my side, was the silhouette of a man, dancing. It was a strange dance, similar to a waltz, but he finished each “box” with an odd forward stride. I guess you could say he was dance-walking, headed straight for me.

Deciding he was probably drunk, I stepped as close as I could to the road to give him the majority of the sidewalk to pass me by. The closer he got, the more I realized how gracefully he was moving. He was very tall and lanky, and wearing an old suit. He danced closer still, until I could make out his face. His eyes were open wide and wild, head tilted back slightly, looking off at the sky. His mouth was formed in a painfully wide cartoon of a smile. Between the eyes and the smile, I decided to cross the street before he danced any closer.

I took my eyes off of him to cross the empty street. As I reached the other side, I glanced back… and then stopped dead in my tracks. He had stopped dancing and was standing with one foot in the street, perfectly parallel to me. He was facing me but still looking skyward. Smile still wide on his lips.

I was completely and utterly unnerved by this. I started walking again, but kept my eyes on the man. He didn’t move. Once I had put about half a block between us, I turned away from him for a moment to watch the sidewalk in front of me. The street and sidewalk ahead of me were completely empty. Still unnerved, I looked back to where he had been standing to find him gone. For the briefest of moments I felt relieved, until I noticed him. He had crossed the street, and was now slightly crouched down. I couldn’t tell for sure due to the distance and the shadows, but I was certain he was facing me. I had looked away from him for no more than 10 seconds, so it was clear that he had moved fast.

I was so shocked that I stood there for some time, staring at him. And then he started moving toward me again. He took giant, exaggerated tip toed steps, as if he were a cartoon character sneaking up on someone. Except he was moving very, very quickly.

I’d like to say at this point I ran away or pulled out my pepper spray or my cellphone or anything at all, but I didn’t. I just stood there, completely frozen as the smiling man crept toward me.

And then he stopped again, about a car length away from me. Still smiling his smile, still looking to the sky.

When I finally found my voice, I blurted out the first thing that came to mind. What I meant to ask was, “What do you want?!” in an angry, commanding tone. What came out was a whimper: “Whaaat…?”

Regardless of whether or not humans can smell fear, they can certainly hear it. I heard it in my own voice, and that only made me more afraid. But he didn’t react to it at all. He just stood there, smiling.

And then, after what felt like forever, he turned around, very slowly, and started dance-walking away. Just like that. Not wanting to turn my back to him again, I just watched him go, until he was far enough away to almost be out of sight. And then I realized something. He wasn’t moving away anymore, nor was he dancing. I watched in horror as the distant shape of him grew larger and larger. He was coming back my way. And this time he was running.

I ran as well

I ran until I was off of the side road and back onto a better lit road with sparse traffic. Looking behind me then, he was nowhere to be found. The rest of the way home, I kept glancing over my shoulder, always expecting to see his stupid smile, but he was never there.

I lived in that city for six months after that night, and I never went out for another walk. There was something about his face that always haunted me. He didn’t look drunk, he didn’t look high. He looked completely and utterly insane. And that’s a very, very scary thing to see.

you know what i completely headcanon that supergirl and lilo and stitch exist in the same universe cobra bubbles used to be the director of the DEO before hank henshaw also i would just like to bring to your attention the idea of lilo and kara being old college roommates ‘nani i’m telling you my roommate’s an alien’ kara would get along so well with lilo because kara doesnt have all these preconceived notions about how earth should be and she’d be willing to hear out all of lilo’s ideas and theories because well stranger things have happened and just after kara meets stitch and they have arm wrestling contests and stitch can handle a lot more punishment than a human and while she still keeps herself in check like it’s not if i’m distracted i might kill you but more like oh no i gave you a bad bruise sorry stitch it’ll heal in a day kind of thing and on just nani and alex bonding about sisters who they’re supposed to take care of that keep getting into difficult situations goddammit sTAY SAFE DON’T DO THAT NO and jumba fangirling hwen he meets kara because jumba is a scientist of course he knows about the house of el and stitch giving kara the book about ugly duckling and saying he doesnt need it anymore, but maybe she does, if she wants it, he doesn’t need it any more but if she wants, maybe they can be her ohana

anonymous asked:

Shoutout to my manager who said if he can send anyone home early on thanksgiving he would start with me so i could have dinner with my roommates who work clothing retail and have to be at work by 5 that night.

listen. i’m v lonely and have one friend, my best friend who is also my roommate, and i would love to have at least one more lol. like all i’m lookin for is someone to talk about tv and movies and junk with, who likes to text me literally all the time, and will let me be there for u and support you. that is all. i’m gonna tag the stuff i’m into and if you feel like i’m your kinda person then please for fucks sake send me a message so we can be besties and i can love you forever.