that won't be weird

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Happy 38th Birthday Heath Ledger (april 4, 1979 - january 22, 2008) 
“ I like to do something I fear. I like to set up obstacles and defeat them. I like to be afraid of the project. I always am. When I get cast in something, I always believe I shouldn’t have been cast. I fooled them again. I can’t do it. I don’t know how to do it. There’s a huge amount of anxiety that drowns out any excitement I have toward the project. ”

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#actual puppy waverly earp 

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“Rick’s swagger is back and he’s reclaimed his mojo. He’s getting his strut back.” -Andrew Lincoln

How long the signs can go without talking to someone
  • Aries: about a day because they're reasonable and will want to resolve whatever happened, will probably be angry but thats fine
  • Taurus: 3 minutes before they start yelling at you again
  • Gemini: a good 2 days if you made them rather mad but won't wanna stay in that weird awkward no talking phase
  • Cancer: a peacemaker so probably like a minute
  • Leo: a couple months, maybe even years if they can't be bothered anymore
  • Virgo: 7 hours, they don't wanna seem desperate but still wanna be social and have friends
  • Libra: 12 minutes because their life is their friends
  • Scorpio: either an hour or a year there is no inbetween
  • Sagittarius: will be passive aggressive, probably gives like 8 weeks of toleration before they initiate sussing it out properly
  • Capricorn: eternity.
  • Aquarius: hates hates being in the no talking zone and having 'beef' with people, so abouts half an hour
  • Pisces: 2 SECONDS FLAT

Did Riordan knows what he did to me with Magnus Chase? He opened so many questions about the Chase family that I need answers for because this is what I got from Magnus Chase

  • The Chase are HELLA rich.
  • Frederick and his brother went to Harvard and were probably Harvard legacies.
  • Annabeth is a Harvard Legacy. (shout out to @rongasm​ for explaining this to me)
  • The Chase are hella rich.
  • Frederick was the only into greek mythology while his brother (and I guess his sister too) were into norse mythology.
  • All the Chase are super smart.
  • The Chase are descendants from Swedish royalty.
  • The Chase are hella rich.
  • They have a family mausoleum.
  • There is probably money to send Annabeth to college without a scholarship. 
  • Annabeth has two more cousins (girls) and she might not even know they exist.
  • The Chase are rich.
Humans are Weird

I’ve been reading a lot of these types of posts lately (Humans are Space Orcs, Humans are Space Australians, etc) and I want to contribute to it before it dies off.

What if aliens don’t have movies? They think that films are recordings of true events. Or something like that.

“What do you mean they’re still alive?”

“It was just an act you know. Here, you can see them in the outtakes.”

“Human-Steve please explain this we saw the blood and everything.”

Ear Biscuits: Uncut

So Ear Biscuits got released at midnight eastern time last night, and my trusty podcast app, Overcast (not a sponsor, but seriously, best podcast app ever), immediately downloaded it for me and gave me a notification for it as I got in bed. I caved and listened to the first few seconds just to see if it really was the episode or if it was I don’t know, a blank file? This is what I heard.

The episode that was released about 20 minutes AFTER this one does not start like this. I recorded all the way to the actual episode opener, though my version doesn’t have the intro music playing over it.

Sorry about the audio quality, I tried to reduce the noise as much as possible. What you’re listening to is a recording of my phone playing a recording, so there was only so much I could do. But it’s worth a listen just to hear an innuendo-laden exchange between Rhett and Link involving soft and hard sticks.

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Ever After (1998)

And, while Cinderella and her prince did live happily ever after, the point, gentlemen, is that they lived.