that will always be your url to me

Tag Game

Thank you so so much for tagging me @harryskinkyside  !!!! 💕 💕  💕 

Nickname: Booooo I don’t have one. 

Zodiac sign: Libra 

Height: 5′4 (5 and ¾ but we’re I’m putting down 4) 

Last thing you Googled: A pair of shoes… 

Favorite music artist: Don’t make me choose….😭

Song stuck in my head: Shining by Beyonce, Jay Z and DJ Khaled. 

Last movie you watched: A scientology documentary

What are you wearing right now: A jumper and leggings. 

What do you post: Harry, memes, pretty things, political posts, funny text posts, etc. 

Why did you choose your URL: I’m always trying to write something. 

Do you have any other blogs: Yeah, I have a bunch of saved URLs. 

What did your last relationship teach you: Not everyone has the same heart as you. 

Religious or spiritual: I don’t consider myself religious but I do practice some aspects of Judaism. 

Favorite color: I think it’s red right now. 

Average hours of sleep: 5-8. Depends what’s going on. 

Lucky number: I don’t have one……….

Favorite characters: Frank Underwood from house of cards. 

How many blankets do you sleep with: A duvet and sometimes another one if I’m feeling chilly.

Dream job: I wanna work in the UN or just work with an international organization. 

I’ll tag: @mi-fai-eccitare @stylessemantics @cuddlemusclestyles @the-weekly-grind  @legend-waitforit-harry  @kasiwrites @overad @angelvictoriasecrets @butfuckyoutho @mefindingsami @secret-rendezvous1d  @harrystylescouk

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anonymous asked:

were you ever a homestuck blog? your url looks super familiar

NO NO LMAO ive never ever been a homestuck blog and i made this account 2 months ago

(full disclosure i just wanted to separate from my professional blog & while friends know im the Naruto Guy i wanted to find somewhere they wouldnt see me Drop The Weights)

Ask me please!

No limit
1.Kissed a girl?
2.Kissed a boy?
3.Had sex in public?
4.What’s your religion?
5.What does your URL mean?
6.Reason you joined tumblr?
7.Do you have any nicknames?
8.Do you like bubble bath?
9.Kissed in the rain?
10.Dyed your hair?
11.Soup or salad?
12.Vegetable or meat?
13.Go out drinking?
14.Smoke cigarettes?
15.Smoke weed?
16.Do any hard drugs?
17.Have you had sex today?
18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
22.Tried to commit suicide?
23.The last time you felt broken?
24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
28.Do you sing in the shower?
29.Do you dance in the car?
30.Where were you yesterday?
31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
34.Is Christmas stressful?
35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
37.Do you believe in ghosts?
38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
39.Take a vitamin daily?
40.Wear slippers?
41.Wear a bath robe?
42.What do you wear to bed?
43.Do you want to get married?
44.Can you curl your tongue?

Relationship preference:
45.How many relationships have you had?
46.How can I win your heart?
47.what makes a great relationship?
48.Shy OR open?
50.Religious OR non-religious?
51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
53.Piercings OR no piercings?
54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
Tell me a number and I’ll answer honest!

11 p.m. is for single mothers
who cradle a glass of wine in their fingers
and wait for the sound of a child crying
they hope will never come—
it always does.

12 a.m. is for high school students
to do homework they didn’t have time to do
after lacrosse practice and dance rehearsal—
they yearn to rest their tired eyes
but cannot.

1 a.m. is for sneaking into your bedroom
on a school night at seventeen,
reminding yourself how tired
you will be in the morning,
convincing yourself it was worth it.

2 a.m. is for star-crossed lovers
rolling in bed sheets smelling of
alcohol and tragic dreams that
ironically lull them to sleep.

3 a.m. is for hopeless romantics
wishing under late-night skies
for someone to talk to,
for someone who gets it.

And all of those people think
they’ve got it bad, but
when 4 a.m. rolls around the corner,
the past sinks into your veins—

4 a.m. is too late for anyone to save you,
for when 4 a.m. tells you,
“You can’t do this anymore,”
you believe it.

—  4 a.m.
egoraptor's birthday project!!

since arin’s 30th birthday is coming up soon, i wanted to make a little present for him from the game grumps community!!!
the present will be a video for him, basically full of short videos of people from the community either thanking him, wishing him happy birthday, or just saying something that you’ve always wanted to say to him. in the end, i’ll put all the videos together and send it to him on his birthday!!
if you’re interested in making a little video for arin, please email one to hbdegoraptorproject@gmail.com!!
here’s some guidelines for the videos:
- please keep your video under 2 minutes!!
- you can choose whatever you want to film it with, but if you use a phone please film it horizontally!! it’ll just look nicer and more uniform when i put it all together.
- when you email me the video, please include your twitter @ or your tumblr url and what name you want to go by
- please send your video to the email above by JANUARY 1ST!!
- i may not be using all the videos sent to me if i get a ton, so if i don’t use your video please don’t get upset!!!
if you have anymore questions, don’t hesitate to dm me on my twitter (@pastelgrump) or shoot me a message on here!!

The Booklr Creation Guide

If you were looking for a sign to start your own bookish tumblr, this is it! The book blogging community on this strange blue site is hundreds strong, but there’s always room for YOU. So here’s a step-by-step guide to creating your book-tumblr (booklr, if you will) and jumping into the community.


1. The Name

Your url should ideally have something to do with books so that people looking to follow booklrs will click through to check it out. Consider the following words: book, words, pages, read, tome, fiction, story, library, bibliophile… you get the idea. Two common options are including your name (e.g. @immzies-adventures-through-books) which has the added bonus of people remembering what to call you, or pairing books with something you like (e.g. @books-and-cookies). Be as creative as you like but don’t get too stressed over finding the perfect url. You can change it or grow into it in time.


2. The Theme

Browse through themes and think about what to go for. While you’re a new blog you might not want a lot of links and additional boxes, but if you’re planning to post reviews, promote your other social media/projects and generally have a more complex blog, a more complex theme may suit you. @theme-hunter reblogs all kinds of themes for you to choose from. At the very least I recommend having a theme that shows captions on image posts and shows text posts and asks in a readable font. You can change your theme whenever you like to better fit your blog. Add an avatar featuring yourself and/or books and you’re ready to blog.


3. The Community

Follow some book blogs. Only follow blogs you like & don’t follow with the expectation that they’ll follow you back. @bookblognetwork has a decent (if dated) list to get you started. I would recommend that every time you follow a new blog, send them a message! Tell them you love their blog and talk about a book you see you’ve both read or ask them an interesting question. Mention your book blog url in asks if it’s not your main account. Reblog posts you like. Keep reblogging, keep socialising, don’t take it personally if someone doesn’t reply. You’ll get the most out of booklr if you keep trying to make friends and have some good conversations.


4. The Content

Now you’ve reblogged and chatted, hopefully you have a few followers! Welcome to booklr, friend! It’s time to think about the kind of stuff you want to throw into this world. Photos and funny/cute text posts tend to get the most notes. Reviews get less attention but can be more personally rewarding, and you’ll need them if you’re hoping to get free books for review. It’s completely okay to not create your own content at all, but a lot of bloggers find it more rewarding to do so and it will help you gain followers. You can also make graphics, post poetry and stories, do themed book recs, liveblog what you’re reading, add videos or audio - do whatever you want!

See you around, bookworm. x

no matter how much i love other green day songs, i think that ‘bang bang’ will forever be my favorite. because i will always remember how i was giddy all day because my favorite band was making their long awaited return, how i was lying on my back on my mother’s bed with headphones in my ears and my laptop’s volume turned to 100, staring at the ceiling with wide eyes and absolute wonder while my ears and brain were being reduced to pulp by the guitars and drums and Billie’s scream. how i literally listened to nothing but this song on repeat for weeks and was on cloud nine because it was everything i had ever wanted and my fucking family was back.

  • Pidge: Lance, knock it off. Now.
  • Lance: Aww... whatcha gonna do if I don't, Pidgie?
  • Pidge: I will delete all your music files and replace them with Altean Rockabilly.
  • Lance: ...
  • Lance: That's low, Pidge.

anonymous asked:

How did you meet your amazing girlfriend?

I’ve been sitting on this ask for some time trying to figure out the way to say this, so I suppose I will just tell the story as it happened.


I won’t be posting her URL here because I don’t want to send thousands of eyes to scour her blog, but we’ve been mutuals for something like a year, and always had crushes on each other, flirted a ton online, etc. But she lives very far away from me and this, of course, is a major obstacle, so we never made plans to act on that at all. She messaged me one day to say she’d be in town for a day or two on a family trip, and I brought up hooking up if she was interested, although I was such a nervous baby about it that I think I ACTUALLY said, “Hey we should make out or something if you want.” We agreed to meet, go to my place together, have a lot of sex, and make some sourdough because why not?  So in the days before meeting 1) I tried a new recipe and tested it out to ensure it would be good enough and 2) we sexted a ton (she’s good at this and also? world’s best Snapchat snapper) and just got to know each other really well, too, and I found out that we have all sorts of weird little things in common- we want the same number of kids, we want the same color Le Creuset oven, we like and dislike the same kinds of fruits, she has been making jam for several years and I have been making bread for several years, etc- and each of us made several obviously-not-regular-hookup comments about the other being :) the woman :) of our :) dreams :) and how ohhhh gosh if only she didn’t live so far away we’d totally be dating!


She made it to the coffeeshop where I work, and I saw her coming in the door, thought, “WOW she is prettier than I expected” and immediately pretended not to see her/to be very QUICKLY taking some trash to the back of house to go get myself settled. I put on what was apparently a very good -I am totally chill and not going to die- face, sat beside her, made some conversation about her trip up, blah blah, sexted for several hours while I was closing up shop, and decided we would catch a ride from a bar across the street from my job because I MAY have skipped out on a meeting to go fuck this really hot woman and didn’t want it to be super obvious. So I closed up like normal, went to go meet her at the bar, and she kissed me several times while waiting for the car because she was too excited to wait. Then we got home, made bread, and had really incredible sex during which she came 13 (THIRTEEN) times before I stopped counting :) :) :) And when she left I did my best to pretend not to be sad, but it didn’t work because she asked, “Are you sad?” and when I said “Oh! I didn’t think you could tell!” she proceeded to mimic my posture, which was hands-in-my-pockets, slumped over, and forlornly gazing at the ground because I’d had a really genuinely magical time with her.


The main thing is really that the second we met I just felt an instant sort of “WOW I’d like to keep this one around” feeling that I know from a lot of dating is extremely rare and really special, and I think there were lots of moments during our first date that were very much not regular hookup/hangout moments, like we each called the other sweetie more than once, spent…an absurd amount of time staring into each others’ gay eyes, held hands a lot more than would be normal for a hookup, etc. I think it took her a few hours after she left to really realize she was feeling the same thing, but every now and again you meet someone and it just feels right and natural and comfortable instantly, and you just MESH well, and that’s really what happened. So in the next few days we sort of talked things over and decided to give this thing a shot. And I’m glad we did! Sometimes you have to do the very stupid, very silly, very wild 20something thing to do and just go for it because you think you could find something really special and worth it. I think I just sort of thought, “No this isn’t the most logical thing in the world but I know how rare this feeling is and if I can, I don’t plan to let it go because of something like distance.” So now we’re girlfriends and I couldn’t be happier about it- she’s really wonderful and sweet and makes me incredibly happy and I’m so proud to be, as my blog is titled, Her Butch. She’s the best coincidence I’ve ever encountered, and I’m so glad that she came through the city at just the right time and on just the right day and we talked just often enough beforehand for her to tell me she’d be in town, because I honestly didn’t think I was capable of feeling this way again and she’s been a wonderful addition to my life. She’s a pretty excellent girlfriend and I’m more excited than I can say to kiss her again.

Quick January Fic Favourites

I don’t even remotely about have time to do a full length and in-depth list right now, but I figured I would give a super quick shout out to 10 fics I’ve read and loved in the last month!

Friends with Renefits by @moonwalkingcrab 

Friends with benefits modern au, great smut, quality banter. overall top notch snarky assholes with bonus feelings. 

Pointe Shoes and Prana-Bindu by GenerallyHuxurious (I always forget what they changed their blog url to so pls remind me if you know) 

Kylo was a belly dancer. Hux was a ballet dancer. Can I make it any more obvious (shameless Avril Lavigne reference is shameless.) Seriously, read this. I yelled when I saw that this had updated. 

All The Way To Your Door by @kyluxtrashcompactor 

Fake relationship AU in which Kylo accompanies Hux home following the death of his father. Lots of hurt/comfort. Seriously great. 

Lacuna by @solohux 

By now you all know how I feel about solohux and how much I love everything they write. Established relationship future fic in which Kylo loses his memory and forgets his marriage to Hux. This is only just getting started and it’s already made me cry twice. 

Political Warfare by @reserve

The triumphant return of reserve to kylux fic. And it’s benarmie!!! Political shenanigans and awkward blowjobs! What more do we really need in these dark times?

Flyboys by @gefionne 

Oh man. This fic. I get giddy when this updates. World War 2 pilots AU. The slow burn is gonna slowly kill me, but it’s worth it. 

Fragile: Handle With Care by @rosierivendell

Oh man this is perfect. It’s techienician with a perfect blend of heart-wrenching emotion and soft loving moments. Matt’s characterisation is one of the most interesting interpretations that I’ve read. 

Bohemian Rhapsody by for_autumn_i_am

This fic is beautiful. Kylo is a street musician in Prague and Hux is touring with an orchestra. I adore the characterisation of this, and it makes me want to hop on a plane to Prague right now. (I googled it, it would only cost me about £50. Does anyone wanna come to Prague?)

bodies against by @brawlite 

Have you ever wanted to read gratuitous porn about Hux wearing fancy lingerie and getting gangbanged by the Knights of Ren? I have some fantastic news for you! 

The Pleasure Tester by @jinxedambitions 

Hux has a cam show where he tests sex toys. Kylo gets off on it. I love this fandom. 

Originally posted by 2mainstreamhipster

strong-bottle-of-jyn  asked:

how about the prompt "You could've died! What were you thinking?!"

Okay, first of all, I need to say that I adore your URL. Wholly and completely. Like it might be my favorite Rogue One related URL, in all honesty. So, you’re amazing, thank you for that. (Since you didn’t include it in here, if you have an AO3 username, send it to me!)

But here’s the prompt :) I hope you enjoy… Because I can’t resist writing First Kiss fics :)

Thank you to all my followers and those who have sent me prompts (and I’m sorry to those who are still waiting on their prompt to be published… I promise, it’s coming!), but I’m cutting off accepting new prompts! I still have several more to write, so you haven’t seen the last of this series, but no more prompts for now! Much love to you all!

AO3


Today is neither the first, nor Jyn suspects, the last time she’ll find herself in the Rebellion’s medbay. In fact, today seems fairly routine for what Jyn’s become accustomed to. No broken bones, no infected wounds threatening to turn septic. Just a blaster wound to the shoulder that didn’t even require submersion in a bacta tank. Piece of cake, honestly.

Cassian Andor, apparently, does not agree. Or, at least, that’s what Jyn’s gotten out of the long-winded lecture he’s spouting at her. (She may or may not have tuned out after the first time the words “following orders” came out of his mouth.)

Instead of paying attention to the captain’s words, Jyn has been ticking down the list of suspects that could have told Cassian exactly how she got injured on Rogue One’s most recent mission to the Outer Rim, because Jyn only gave an intentionally vague description of her activities to the man who is now formally her commanding officer.

After all, if Kestrel Dawn has issues with a few crime lords – crime lords that are likely looking for the thousands of credits Kestrel stole from them – then that’s up to Jyn Erso – who just happens to share Kestrel’s face – to deal with, not Cassian Andor.

Only one member of the crew knew exactly where Jyn was heading as she split off from the group. No matter how much Jyn trusts Bodhi Rook, however, she also recognizes the definite downsides to telling Bodhi she needed to settle a score with a previous boss. For all his bravery and learned composure in the face of Imperials, Bodhi still cracks under the pressure of Cassian’s intimidating commanding officer face, making him a prime suspect for telling Cassian how exactly Jyn returned to their U-Wing with a fresh wound in her shoulder.

However, in hind sight, Jyn also recognizes that K-2SO stood unfortunately close behind Bodhi as Jyn relayed her true plan. And Force knows how happy the droid would have been to report back to Cassian that Jyn Erso intended on traipsing off to start a fight instead of gathering reconnaissance on the local Imperial forces. (Because the droid, much like his still-lecturing master, can’t understand that Jyn needed to put the crime lords in their place to ensure Rogue One could leave the planet in one piece.)

Jyn can hear his complaining voice now: I’ve always said we can’t trust that Jyn Erso, always off stirring up trouble…

“Jyn, are you even listening?” Jyn assumes Cassian doesn’t want to hear the obvious answer of no, Captain, I haven’t been listening the entire time you’ve paced this room. “You could’ve died! What were you thinking?”

“I was thinking that the entire crew would be dead if I didn’t do something first,” Jyn snapped, her frustration with the situation boiling over. “So I’m sorry if I’ve got a minor blaster wound, but, since we all made it out alive—“

But Jyn is cut off, rather unexpectedly, by Cassian’s face swooping in to kiss. His lips are rough, as forceful as the words he’s been throwing at her for the last fifteen minutes, and his hand reaches around to grip the side of her face, holding her to him. Jyn stills in shock for a moment; her lips just begin to move under his, her hand just brushing the side of his stubble, as he pulls back, breathing hard, his dark eyes intent on hers.

“That’s… new,” Jyn stutters after a moment of staring. Slowly, the edges of her mouth twist up into a smirk. “Honestly, Captain, how can you not expect me to not throw myself into danger if that’s the kind of response it gets from you?”

“Shut up,” Cassian mutters as he presses his lips to hers again.

FAQ for Killing Stalking

Hey guys, since I have a lot of repeat questions I thought to answer this here.

1) Will you continue translating? - Yes, but it will be for those who can’t have access to the paid chapters or for those who paid for the chapters but are impatient for the official English translation. If you can pay, please please pay! I will post the parts on a hidden URL with a passcode.

2) Where will I find the URL and passcode? - I will always upload a post on my Tumblr on Thursdays with the hidden URL and password, so if you follow me please keep your eyes peeled.

3) How long will I have to read the chapters? - You will have 4 days 72 hours once the posts are uploaded. I always tell my followers when I posted them and a day before it will self-delete.

4) When will you translate them? - I always translate them as soon as possible, which is on Thursdays when the new chapters are released. I usually take 3-4 days to finish them.

5) Will you extend the time period? - Unfortunately I cannot bend this rule. It will be 4 days 72 hours only and I will not re-upload chapters (I will for chapter 16 since it was removed).

His eyes are beautiful, captivating.
It’s incredible how much eyes can tell you.
They can show the pain that they’ve been through and the joy that they feel.
They can be glazed over like glass or shine like stars.
His now shine, even more beautiful than they did before.
And they always captivate me, every single time.
They always surprise me with how beautifully they glow.
They make me feel comfortable, I can look into them for hours on end and try to watch the stories of his mind unravel.

I like to listen to him talk, I like the way that he says things differently than I.
I love how with every word he says he has me begging for the next one.
Every time he speaks it’s as if all the gloomyness of the room around us has faded, and we have entered a land of paradise.
His words are so gentle, planned out quickly in his mind.
Oh how I wish that I could talk as calmly as he.

I love his body, I love how his hips fit between mine.
I love holding him in my arms because I know he’s safe from the world’s harms.
It’s nice to stroke his sides, I like to glide my hands along the soft surface.
His body is homely and when I am connected with it I feel calm.
His hands fit perfectly with mine as if he were a missing bolt in my creation.
And the way his nose will wrinkle when he frowns.

His laugh is gorgeous, not the little chuckle he makes when I pull a silly face but his real laugh.
His heart felt laugh, it’s truly something spectacular, it’s as if it is a melody and it has surly become my favourite song.
To see him cry with laughter is a moment I am content, knowing that he his happy.

He makes me feel safe, when with him I feel at home. It doesn’t matter where I am, as long as he stays by my side through the morning and the night everything will be alright. I want to travel with this man. I want him to see my favourite places, the little nooks and crannies all around the world that I have fallen in love with, I want him to fall in love with too. I want to share my secret places and I want them to become his secret place too. I want take him to the palace of my mind, I want him to be able to see the beauty that I do when I see him, I want him to understand the feeling of wholeness I get when he is near. I want to share everything I love with the one I love.

—  Home 03.08.16

hello lmao idk if yall remember me since i moved blogs and im only on this blog once a month but i’ve had this blog for 4 years now and through those years I’ve made some great friends and talked to some people who sadly I don’t talk to anymore lmao it’s been a wild ride there’s been drama, I’ve gotten dragged and called out, and not to be a corny weak ass bitch but I’ve celebrated and cried with some of yall over good things that happened but i never did a follow forever cause I always was too lazy to do it lmao but there’s my first follow forever tbh some of yall might not even be my mutuals anymore and I tagged you cause I thought we still were lmao i don’t feel like checking but if I tagged you and we’re not even mutuals anymore ignore this completely (the tweet of demi in the pic is when she noticed me lmao!) if i have your url in bold it probably means we have talked before or we haven’t but i’d like to. sorry if i forgot anyone :(

#-H

@07cocktail @2013harryrise @aegyo-shinee @agustdvevo @altjofficial @amorprohibidomp3 @antisleep @antihuda @ardhangini @alulawings @barbieofcolour @beysharrys @bodyglitter @bodyiocuppy @bofadese @boyscoots @coexerts @concacaf @demetrialuvater @estrellugh @evsmohn @flowerchildchim @forcewakens @foryoubybts @fuckkyliejenner @gonna-delete-soon @guernica @heretoseethequeen @hufflepuffsh

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@ifeelitcomingfeatdaftpunk @ivoryflames @izzyswife @jacessimon @jaimecamil @jervmyknox @jonginsputa @katiedele @lavenderglow @layafat @leemarkranaldo @liamstour @lovecrimemp3 @lumieer @mathgf @matthewstyles @menudo @mexicanheaux @moontaem @mosleem @niallsrealglasses @normanikordci @oldsways @outofstyles @parkejimins @perriesprivateshow @pettyarab @rollindice @rosewaterarab

S-Z

@saksfifth @sexxistential @silverhighlight @smrookiez @spacemlm @spicycaca @spicywoc @srtarwar@stylinlover@sunapollo @supervixen1995 @tattooedheart @this-old-town @thotmi @troyeftalessia @trumphobic@warzoneziam@xfilesbucky@yony

Hey fellow witches!

If you’re blog is like…at least 75% witchy content like/reblog this post (if it’s not a main blog and you don’t want to reblog you can always comment the url instead) and I’ll check yours out! Can’t guarantee a follow but I’ll definitely look at it (: thanks!

as I’ve mentioned a few hundred times, I recently reached 700 followers! I’m actually quite close to 800 by now oops so I thought it was finally time to announce these :) the rules are simple, but please follow them!

rules

format under the cut! blacklist ‘#lena does blogrates’ if you don’t want to see!

Keep reading

Hey guys! I’m going to be opening a few more commission spots, this time for color portraits like those pictured above. My bank account is once more dangerously low after a wave of bills, so any little bit to help out is greatly appreciated!

Info

  • One character per commission, in a bust style portrait
  • Can be for any fandom/original character, with good references preferred
  • Payment will be in full before starting the portrait
  • contact me by email (destinyapostasy@gmail.com) or tumblr messenger with questions. When you email me, please include your tumblr url and links/attachments to your character reference!

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*credit as always to @vir-ghilani for the banners, the dirthamen to my falon’din.

Dishonesty seems to be your second language
And it seems to me that you never let anyone know you were bilingual.
Words without meaning flowed out of you mouth faster than child soldiers ran to freedom,
No one caught on that lies were being spit into their eyes with each breath you released
And the blame could always fall on someone else.
You could promise someone the world and an eternity with you but
Those promises were never truly yours.
Every word you said belonged to someone else,
I bet the only people you let touch you are ventriloquists.