that was the kicker for me

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It definitely pays to be a spoiled girlfriend.

Today we went to go get my eyebrows threaded, spent $900 at the med spa for Botox and stuff, went to the Beverly Hills Hotel and had brunch at the Polo lounge for $200, then he took me to get a B complex and vitamin C shots because health is wealth, and then he agreed to buy me a $2000 army parka with fur from Saks Fur Salon, and we got to eat my favorite Korean food which was nice. The kicker of the story is… he let’s me do all this in yoga clothes and no make up on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! True luxury is comfort.

I have a really bad cold and he went and bought me all this medicine. It’s definitely different feeling than just getting $1000 per meet. Feels nice that someone cares about me.

He’s still taking care of all my Uber, UberEATS, and Postmates.

$700 of Alo Yoga clothes are on its way and he’s ordering me a Birkin!!!

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A lot of people have just been pointing this moment out that this is Hunk making Galra jokes, which is definitely happening, don’t get me wrong, but I also feel like it overlooks something else that Hunk is trying to point out:

Galra Keith, really is, way funnier than regular Keith.

Keith is more emotional than ever before this season. Believe me, I loved Keith a lot in the first season as well, but after Keith has figured out some stuff about his past, he has changed. And here’s the kicker:

I think the writers paired him up with Hunk specifically for this purpose.

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Shameless Ignis Appreciation Post

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately and I believe I’m finally beginning to understand why I can’t help but adore Ignis Scientia so much. When we are first introduced to him, he reads as such a serious, borderline stoic character, then as the journey goes on, we see all the parts of his personality unfold, like a beautiful rose in a steamy hot leopard print shirt that makes me slightly question my sexuality. I especially love seeing all the different sides of Iggy through Prompto’s photos. EXAMPLES:

1. “I’m happiest when I have my Ebony” Iggy.

2. Ridiculously photogenic strategist Iggy.

3. Still hasn’t taken a bath Iggy.

4.“Just face it, Gladio, you don’t know where we’re going either” Iggy.

5. Ass Kicker of the Year™ Iggy.

6.Jumping dork Iggy.

7.“My glasses dropped and so will your panties” Iggy.

8. Majestically rides his Chocobo into battle Iggy.

9. Looks great in any landscape Iggy.

10. Preciously cute and also kinda shy Iggy.

11. OBVIOUSLY thinking “Gladio’s ass looks great in this light” Iggy.

12. Caught staring at Gladio AGAIN Iggy.

13. “I think I’m posed cool but actually am still a dork” Iggy.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST…


14. Derp Iggy.

And there you go! Only a few of the reasons why I can’t get enough of Ignis *_*

anonymous asked:

omg what episodes of iasip have had heavy flirting between the two??? I haven't watched in so long

hoo boy this ended up being a little longer than expected! disclaimer: i wrote this all from memory, and by no means is it an exhaustive list!

Ass Kickers United: Mac and Charlie Join A Cult; dennis tells mac “you’ve been looking so great lately, so sexy”

Franks Back in Business; dennis directs “don’t you want to get off with me? i want you to get off with me” to mac

The Gang Solves the Mortgage Crisis; dennis asks mac “can you do that for me, baby boy?” (side note: dennis also calls mac “baby boy” in The Gang Hits the Road) + this episode blessed us with Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar

Mac and Dennis Break Up (deleted scene); dennis tells mac that he has “beautiful lips”

The Gang Dines Out; dennis serenades mac with a rendition of wind beneath my wings + dennis gives a speech about mac and how “the world is a safer place when he’s around”

Dennis Gets Divorced; “you’re my boytoy!” “i’m your boytoy!”

Flowers for Charlie; dennis tells mac that “it’s all about seduction” and turns on you’re the inspiration by chicago, and then they both begin swaying towards each other with mac about to lean in before they’re interrupted by dee

The Gang Gets Held Hostage; mac says “i love you” to dennis

The Gang Recycles Their Trash; mac tries to kiss dennis

bonus: some other iconic macdennis moments

Macs Banging the Waitress; “dennis has great thighs” + mac booping dennis’ nose to wake him up

The Gang Dances Their Asses Off; mac mimes the act of fellatio on dennis

The Gang Gets Quarantined; dennis proves that he can go from “flaccid to erect at a moments notice” by looking mac up and down + the fact that mac has seen him do that before

Mac and Dennis Break Up; all of it

The Nightman Cometh Live; the entirety of the “it’s just two men sharing the night..” scene

Paddy’s Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens; the shot gun scene

Mac and Dennis: Manhunters; dennis gets mac to feel his nipples (lmao)

Mac and Dennis Move To The Suburbs; dennis buys mac a dog and mac decides to name it dennis jr and “raise him like he was our own son” + mac tells dennis “everything i do, i do for you”

Hero or Hate Crime; dennis softly tells mac “just come on out of the closet, you’ll feel better” + dennis persuades the rest of the gang to leave mac to just be happy on the day he came out

amendment: i cannot believe that i managed to forget paddy’s thong and “i’m wearing them because i want to turn you on” from Paddy’s Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens! thank you to @macelhenneys for your tags that reminded me 

Is it me or do WWE's top stars look like the oddest of superheroes ever assembled

Seth=The Man
Roman = The Guy
Dean = the Dude/lunatic fringe
Sasha =The Boss
Charlotte = The Queen
Sami = the underdog from the underground
Becky =The lass kicker
Aj styles =The phenomenal one
Jericho =the gift
Cesaro= the Swiss superman
Baron= the Lone Wolf
Nikki Bella =The
Carmella = the princess of Staten Island

hey, to all the fic writers out there~

  • you don’t have to write sex scenes just because you think people won’t be interested in your fics if you don’t
  • if people get mad at you because you didn’t include any sex in a fic, then send them over to me and i will fuck them up
  • not every fic has to have sex
  • asexual people exist
  • children who read fan fiction exist
  • people who just don’t like reading about sex exist
  • some of the best fics i’ve ever read didn’t have any sex at all in them
  • please do not feel pressured to write sex scenes because assholes out there are like “what’s the point of fan fiction if there’s no sex”
  • and here’s the real kicker: yes, you can in fact rate your fan fiction as mature even if there’s no sexual content. and if readers get mad about it, remind them that fan fiction is free and the exit button is right there at the top. 

Neighbor guy my age comes over to visit (for church reasons) and my little brother starts showing him the handmade things that he has.

Gives him a handmade stuffed animal to look at.

I look over to see him cradling this little handmade leopard stuffed animal like it’s a baby, petting it distractedly while talking.

Me internally: Oh no he’s hot.

blckwatchmccree  asked:

Not a headcannon but imagine: McCree and Hanzo flying back to base after a long, hard mission. Both of them fall asleep on the ship. When they finally land McCree wakes up but Hanzo doesn't. McCree can't wake him up so he does the next best things and just carries Hanzo off the ship (you know, like how your parents did when you were little and fell asleep in the car). Here's the kicker though: Hanzo was awake the whole time. He just likes being carried by his big, tol, boyfriend.

I am alive. I have been reborn.
Just to die again at the hands of imagining this thing that is TOO GOOD.
TOO McPURE FOR THIS WORLD.
(if you can hear faint squealing from somewhere in the distance it’s me,
i’m screaming)

I just love customers who threaten “losing a customer” when they don’t get their way. Like, look around, lady. We’re busy as fuck. We don’t need your loud mouth taking time away from literally the THOUSANDS of people who shop at our store. Like seriously, gtfo you won’t be missed!

The kicker is that management still bends over backwards for these fuckers. Like for once I want to see a manager respond to a threat of lost business with “literally look around lady, you don’t mean shit have a nice day!”

Also screaming at me and my supervisor over the phone reserves you a special place in hell.

every time this scene shows up i die a little more inside, cause whenever i see it i enter a state wherein i recognize that the emotional aspect during their first encounter was so incredibly deep already, despite the awfulness of the situation, which catapults me to greater crying heights cause god fuckin damn

from maya’s shock over the guards death, to the way bellamy showcases deep care over her emotional well being (which is so true to his heart). its fucking painful n heartbreaking okay. she stands there looking over the dead man while bellamy looks at her, asking her if she is alright, even tho he is the injured one.

and here is the kicker:

he doesn’t ask her once if she is alright, BUT TWICE, cause boy sees

ITS AFFECTING HER (look how he looks at her n then moves closer)

TREMENDOUSLY

do you get what i mean? yeah? good. dont touch me.

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mkay but hear me out

so like somehow keith and lance end up sleeping against each other on the couch- all on accident of course


but like then both of them wake up and see that they’re cuddled against the other and it’s that whole pet situation where it’s too pure and rare and you can never move again lest you disturb the other person’s slumber. so they’re just stuck there screaming internally- both thinking that the other person is still asleep. 

but lol they both 1000% awake

so then they are just chilling there for an hour and it’s like damn, i need to move i am uncomfortable af

so like one casual shift at a time (making small sleep noises to really sell it), they like slowly shift in a more comfy position horizontal on the couch- and like they’re low-key freaking out cuz now the other person liTERALY HAS THEY’RE ARMS AROUND ME OHMYGOD THIS IS AMAZING

but  (here’s the kicker) they’re laying on the couch still fake sleeping and both facing each other (faces super close obv) and they’re both like i wanna look

so they get a lil peek and FU-

they end up opening their eyes at the same time and like they both staring at each other like FUCK

but then neither of them moves away or freaks out so keith (being the nonchalant impulsive little shit he is) is like *shrug* g’night and just snuggles close and goes to sleep

and lance is just dead

Do you really need a service dog?

This is a post predominantly for the people with invisible illnesses, but I suppose can extend to anyone with unsupportive people in their lives. You encounter a great deal of opposition to your service dog when people can’t see disability from both strangers and people close to you.

Making the decision to get a service dog takes so much time and consideration. We all know the questions we ask ourselves:

  • Can I handle the attention is public?
  • Is it worth packing him up and taking him everywhere?
  • Am I willing to make the sacrifices it takes to have a service dog and adopt a new normal?
  • Will it be a net positive for me
  • What will my friends and family say?

…….

That last question is a kicker.

When I chose to apply for Earl, my genteel Southern family exploded. The best way I can recount their reactions to hearing the news is through another of my beloved bulleted lists:

  • “Okay…. Well…… What do you want me to say?”
  • “So you’re just giving up on getting better?”
  • “Don’t you want to be normal?”
  • “You’re being selfish. There are people in worse shape than you who need service dogs.”
  • “You’re just exaggerating your seizures so you can take a dog everywhere.”
  • “Just keep trying to get better and get a normal dog.”
  • “Are you still talking about getting a service dog? I thought we talked you out of that months ago.”

The list goes on. They even called the agency after I put in the application with two references and a doctor’s note confirming my disability to tell them I didn’t need a service dog. Just a side note- I’m 24. They’ve grown to love Earl, but still pet him when he’s vested and make comments like, “Oh, you brought your dog again.”

Even my supportive friends didn’t act the same for a while. Until they adjusted, it was a little lonely. Conversation was strained and brief. I became reclusive. Then I got creative. I started using social media and texting for interaction for a while with the people I was closest to. Then would meet them for a meal or coffee because Earl sleeps quietly under the table at restaurants. People forget he’s there. It felt like old times and it helped them realized I am the same person I was before Earl came along. 

*That was long. Sorry about that. Here’s the advice part (another bulleted list): 

  • Your service dog is for YOU. Be okay with and unapologetic about that.
  • Try to help the people you love understand and be prepared for them not to.
  • When trying to reconnect with people who may feel uneasy about your new “buddy,” Try to hang out with them and at all costs try to avoid talking about your illness for a while. They care, but it’s a good reminder that you’re the same person you were before. They probably miss you as much as you miss them.
  • Try to be comfortable in your own skin. Remind yourself that you’re not defined by your illness. You just need a little extra help. You’ll exude that confidence and people will be more at ease around you and your service dog.

OK, so here’s the kicker about Jacob “No Personal Bubble Around Cassie” Stone and Cassandra “My Shoulder Must Touch Jake’s At All Times” Cillian:

This is from season 1, episode 1.  They just met.  This one out of a few things that makes me think that the connection between them is instantaneous and natural.  See also: 

This is Stone protecting her after Jones starts to ask if she’s dying.  He doesn’t know her well enough to dive in, but he’ll make sure Jones knows this was *not* appropriate.  

This is Stone giving Jones a hard time after he makes fun of Cassandra.  The joke was about picnics and assassins, but this is a warning to all: Poke the tiniest bit of fun at Cassandra, and Stone. Will. Come. For. You. 

And finally, this.  This is not Stone steadying her, or helping her up, or seeing if she’s OK.  This is Stone catching her.  He’s close enough to notice when she’s about to fall and runs to catch her.  It doesn’t even feel like falling because he’s there as soon as she stumbles.  

This is Jacob knowing her well enough to coach her through the seizure when they only knew each other for a few days.  It’s sweet, and best of all, completely realistic for the two of them.  

so funny story, when i was a kid (13? 12?) i drew this one rlly poorly drawn piece.

yes it’s terrible i know, but here’s the kicker, for the past 8 years i have had no idea from where this girl was and why did i drew fanart of her, until today, just now i saw this picture

FOR THE PAST 8 YEARS I HAD NO IDEA I DREW FANART OF A CHARACTER FROM A YURI ANIME, I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SUPER GAY.

pictured, me at 13, well done 13 year old me, you little bastard

retail story time

i have a manager who is the definition of petty. i put in a request to have 4 days off in mid-december to visit my family and visit my grandma’s grave in another state. i looked last week and my request was denied.  i put the request in on OCTOBER 11TH. i e-mailed my boss and said basically that this is insane and i put the request in a long time ago so it would be approved because i already booked everything. non refundable. my boss tries to say the store manager is the one who denied my time. i talked to the store manager and they are completely fine with me taking the time off. just checked. my time is still denied. 

you know what the kicker is here?

my schedule for the week that i was denied. im scheduled for ONE DAY. FOR 6 HOURS. im fighting to have 6 hours off.