that was space jam

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It took me a dang hour to make this.

  • Kuroko: Nijimura-senpai, I have been waiting for the right moment to tell you that I’m gay.
  • Nijimura: That’s fine, we still love you.
  • Kise: I’m gay too.
  • Midorima: Same.
  • Murasakibara: Ditto.
  • Akashi: Yup.
  • Aomine: Me too.
  • Nijimura: Jesus Christ, does no one on this team like girls?
  • Momoi: I do.

here are some highlights from the first time the foxes sit neil down to watch space jam

“why would he go to baseball of all sports. baseball

neil: moron mountain? really?
andrew: yeah, you know, your home planet

neil: i don’t understand. who are the loony tunes
nicky: neil i weep for you

“you’ve heard of the dream team? well we’re the mean team”
“where’d they get this footage of the edgar allen ravens”

“did they base lola bunny off allison”

*daffy walks onto the court to absolute silence, no applause whatsoever*
“hey aaron—”
“don’t fucking even”

*the loony tunes all fall asleep during mj’s motivational speech*
“kevin—”
“neil shut the fuck up”

“i have faith in my team”
“is that captain dan wilds, offensive dealer for the palmetto state foxes”

“thanks guys, you got a lot of… a lot of… well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it”
“i can’t believe they found this clip from wymack’s last post-game speech”

“so where’s the exy remake starring kevin”
“don’t even joke about that”

  • Kuroko: You would like to talk to Akashi-kun’s dad? Oh, okay. Hold on a moment.
  • Akashi: That’s going to be pretty hard since my dad is emotionally distant and doesn’t care about me as long as I succeed.
  • Kise: You can’t tell her that!
  • Aomine: Midorima! Quick- you have to pretend to be his dad to Kuroko’s grandma!
  • Midorima: [takes the phone] Hello. This... is Dad Akashi. Yes. The kids are playing swords. Sorry- playing with swords. They’re bleeding. Oh, no. They are dead. Don’t call again. [hangs up the phone and hands it back to Kuroko] Sorry, I panicked.