that was pretty weird man

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Hongbin vs. Makeup 💄

Got a decent snapshot of this memelord.

YOI Fan Rec Friday

Originally posted by hyoudov

I got SO many awesome recommendations this week! Thank you! 

If you do not see your recommendation it means that it will be on next week’s list! Thank you! 

Rec’d by @exoticlara​​ and anonymous:
Ink on Ice by Daughter of Vayu (aquaregia), Teen, 43k
Because a mangaka and figure skater just didn’t mix together. Or so people thought until they saw Katsuki Yuuri and Viktor Nikiforov.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Rec’d by anonymous:
The Society Ruined Soulmates by QueenofFennoscandia, Teen, 2.9k
Yuuri had never thought that Soulmates are needed, and finally someone agreed with him.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Rec’d by anonymous and anonymous:
Love on Ice by kairaki, Gen, 8.4k (WIP)
The some-what sad backstory on how Yuuri and Viktor became parents.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Rec’d by anonymous:
Falling Through the Ice by exyonice, Not Rated, 2.8k (WIP)
Falling Through the Ice is a punk rock band composed of members Yuri Plisetsky, Mila Babicheva, Katsuki Yuuri, and Otabek Altin.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Rec’d by @frannymika
Excelsior by powerandpathos, Explicit, 77k (WIP)
Yuuri has won the Grand Prix, which was everything he thought he wanted. But for Yuuri, an end to skating could mean an end with Viktor, and when two female skaters approach them with an offer that could make them or break them, they are put to the test more than ever. Can they rise higher than they already have?

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Rec’d by anonymous:
Until My Feet Bleed and My Heart Aches by Reiya, 147k (WIP)
A single event changes the course of Yuuri’s life, throwing him into a bitter rivalry with Viktor Nikiforov that spans across his entire skating career. But as the years go on, rivalry and hatred begin to develop into something very different and Yuuri doesn’t seem to be able to stay away, no matter how hard he tries.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Rec’d by anonymous:
On My Love by RikoJasmine, Teen, 48k (WIP)
For the second time, the Sochi Grand Prix Finals arrive, and with it a reborn Yuuri Katsuki. “Viktor,” Yuuri thinks over the pounding of his heart, the crowd going silent as the music begins. “I’ll show the world what you meant to me.”

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Rec’d by @bazookauniverseblr
Met by Accident by paxton1976, Explicit, 147k (WIP)
His lightly tanned skin was unblemished and looked so soft. Viktor wanted to run his hand along the man’s cheek. The man’s body looked enticing as well, but it was hard to tell from the overcoat he was wearing.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Rec’d by anonymous:
Winter Gods by my_name_is_Levi, Gen, 12k (WIP)
This is the story of a man cursed with Immortality after the gods took his lover from him, damning him to an eternity of meeting his love again and again, loving him and losing him.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Rec’d by @dystopiansushi​:
fresh off the presses by fan_nerd, Teen, 6.7k
Based on his book selections, Yuuri’s not sure if this regular is a horny pervert, a cop, or a nerd. Victor is weird and eccentric, and the bookkeeper is pretty sure that the man has never come in with his hair combed.

Earnest Love by jellyfishfics, Mature, 3.9k
When they live together in St. Petersburg, Viktor opens up and Yuuri meets him where he is.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Rec’d by anonymous:
but i feel it burning, like the winter wind by barricadeuse, Teen, 7.7k (WIP)
The sad truth is Yuri lacks the willpower required to push himself out of the bed that’s been assigned to him— not when his mind insists on bringing him back to the Rock, with the sweet sound of waves breaking under his window. There’s no Sunset Sea at Castle Black. Only the Wall. Only ice.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Rec’d by anonymous:

Water by sophiahelix, Explicit, 3k
When it finally happens, Victor has already taken off his socks. “I feel better with bare feet,” he sighs, lying across the end of the bed as Yuuri closes the door.
i think i was blind before i met you by incode, Explicit, 4.9k
Victor has a thing for every new bit of Yuuri he sees.
Security by Harlequinade13, Explicit, 5k
Yuuri, Victor thought, eyeing his lover over the rim of his glass. Can’t I leave you alone for five seconds without you enchanting someone?
Subdued by Harlequinade13, Gen, 597 words
Yuuri didn’t claim to understand much about love but he knew in his heart it wasn’t meant to be said like that.
of favorite photos and ticklish spots by wartransmission, Gen, 721 words
“You’re so smart, дорогой,” Viktor whispers, feeling the frailty and quietness of this moment as he presses his forehead to Yuuri’s. “Of course I am,” Yuuri says, smile becoming more amused than anything else.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Rec’d by @hetalianwishingonastar
start my life all anew by persephoneggsy, Teen, 3.6k
When the youngest soulmate turns 21, you switch bodies for one day. Victor Nikiforov is still a famous figure skater. But Yuuri Katsuki is a ballet danseur, and currently training under one Lilia Baranovskaya.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Rec’d by @lacycandy:
Remissio, To Forgive by CandyAndYaoi, Teen, 13k (WIP)
With his sister’s accident, Yuuri turned his back on his only chance to make his dreams a reality. Instead, he settles as a pastry chef and opens his own small shop for others to enjoy.
Slumber by CandyAndYaoi, Explicit, 8k (WIP)
Now, the stranger, who names himself Victor, insists that he and Yuuri become lovers and consummate their marriage for they were meant to be. Yuuri has no idea how to deal with this dilemma and isn’t sure if he wants to.


Thank you for all your recs! ₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄♡‾᷅ )̧̢ ₎₎

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Saiyuki high school AU…! Because I love high school AUs. Honestly Goku’s lines came from me thinking about my love for spinach so there. I confess. I just had Goku saying it because after thinking this, I thought ‘that’s so Goku, though?’ and I needed a reason for him to say stuff like this so I made a HS AU where Ten was the English teacher because he’d probably assign something like this.

Also…if I wasn’t so sleepy I’d have added Gojyo and Banri laughing, teasing Goku or something but…alas. Maybe I’d do more of these some time! x’)

@holysea: I wanted you to see this, hahaha.

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Hercules AU

Insp. by that one line and @lemonorangelime’s piece

Bonus: Please listen to this [x]

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Vin Zhang 张彬彬 as Lin Yi Mu | Pretty Li Hui Zhen 漂亮的李慧珍  →  ep.8

“Of course! I’m Charlie’s angel!”

dystopiansushi  asked:

Do you know any good ace victor/ace yuuri fics?

Thanks for these requests! There are not too many ace/aro fics (please share them with me if you have read more!) and I found one fic with ace!Victor (thank you @dystopiansushi!) so I’m really sorry about the lack of recs. 😭 Nevertheless, I have a few here that should fit what you’re looking for. Enjoy!

Friendly reminder that being ace, along with gender and other sexualities, is a spectrum! Being aro/ace means different things to people, characters, and authors.

Originally posted by viktvr


Ace Yuuri/Victor


Understanding by Katskiforov, Teen, 606 words
In which Yuuri realises that he hasn’t, in fact, told Viktor about his sexuality. Cute coming out fic!

love and its derivatives by thankyouforexisting, Teen, 2.3k
So Yuuri takes his hand, gently, and Victor cooks, by his side, and it’s exactly what he needs. After a few minutes, he kisses Victor’s hand tenderly, eternally grateful that Victor doesn’t push, doesn’t get frustrated, doesn’t snap and lash out. Victor is the perfect boyfriend I’m sobbing

In My Arms by Tennyo, Gen, 1.6k
Viktor wakes up, and muses about how he ended up in Sapporo with Yuuri sleeping in his arms. Pure fluff. LOVE!

Earnest Love by jellyfishfics, Mature, 3.9k
When they live together in St. Petersburg, Viktor opens up and Yuuri meets him where he is. Ace Victor (!!!) and demi Yuuri!

Kiss?!?! by IllyasJames, Teen, 3.3k
After Victor kissed him publicly on the Ice for the very first time. Yuuri is a bit at a loss. He knows how he feels, well most of the time, but was Victors Kiss indeed meant the way he felt it. Thumbs up!

The Language of Small Affections by phoenixwings, Teen, 2.3k
His desire isn’t like flipping a switch to turn on a light. It’s more like slowly and steadily stoking a fire that’s strong enough to burn throughout the night. Lovely one shot!

A Love Most Unique by heartsdesire456, Explicit, 5.7k
There were a lot of things about Yuuri’s relationship with Victor that was unique. It was especially unique to be someone who had never found any appeal in the thought of sex and found such ready acceptance from a partner who very much enjoyed sex.

on love: storge by oakleaf, Teen, 2k
Eros is a sexual love; agape is an unconditional one.
Storge is a love based on friendship rather than passion.

fresh off the presses by fan_nerd, Teen, 6.7k
Based on his book selections, Yuuri’s not sure if this regular is a horny pervert, a cop, or a nerd. Victor is weird and eccentric, and the bookkeeper is pretty sure that the man has never come in with his hair combed. Ace Yuuri bookstore AU!

Boldly go. by IllyasJames, Teen, 1.6k
Sometimes you just have to ask. Ace Yuuri! CUDDLES!

tl;dr: I love every ‘humans are weird’ and ‘death world earth’ post, if you could tag me I’ll love you forever

Seriously though, I fucking love all of these posts about how wild earth and humans are. We literally seek things out that can kill us and build cities there. If it gets destroyed, oh well, we’ll just rebuild it. We allowed dangerous predators to come near us just because we wanted to pet them. We domesticated animals that were predator species and made them work for us. We can survive absolutely wild temperature ranges and have figured out hacks to survive in all types of climates. We sweat profusely when exposed to high heat and/or high humidity to regulate our internal temperature, we shiver when we’re cold, we have a literal drug built into our bodies that will give us bursts of energy and strength when in danger, we can survive a lot of things that aren’t immediately fatal to us, humans developed a better liver just so we could keep imbibing alcohol (no seriously we did, the fermentation of booze killed a lot of bacteria in water & at points was safer to drink than water and for reals I want to know what idiot stuck their hand in this fermented stuff AND DRANK IT THEN WENT OH THIS IS GOOD HERE TRY THIS), just like… w h a t.

Our planet is wild too - we live next to active volcanoes for the better farmland, we figured out how to use the massive heat to produce energy, we have a lot of major cities on major fault lines - and speaking of that has anyone considered how fucking weird it is that the ground is constantly moving around the globe?!?! - we kinda shrug and board up our dwellings when a hurricane is coming, we rebuild after a tornado flattens everything and we basically just go oh well time to clean up when we crawl out from safe places, there are people who live in extreme climates and have adapted to it, we went from swinging in trees to one of the apex predators, our axis tilts and fucking WOBBLES, we’re exposed to so many different types of cosmic radiation on a daily basis, and we actually use that to see, our local star likes to throw hissy fits once in a while AND WE THINK THE MASSIVELY CHARGED SOLAR SHIT IS FUCKING PRETTY. 

Humans, man. We’re so weird. I love it.

anonymous asked:

What's your opinion on Tom's life in the orphanage? LIke what do you think went down?

So I have considered this at length.

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A LINK to a post I made about Tom’s possible upbringing. It concerns the views on early 1900s circus performers and how everyone in the orphanage assumed his mother was a member of a circus because she had no man with her, and was pretty unattractive with a weird name.

I discuss the possibility of people telling him that she was a circus performer and how this could have affected his view of her. Why he assumed his mother couldn’t possibly be his magical parent when he learned of Hogwarts. He didn’t know about what she did to Tom Sr. and never learned about it. He just automatically declared her weak without knowing anything about her. And we all know outside influence from a young age can greatly affect someone.

2.

IN THIS POST I explain why I ship Tomarry/Harrymort. In it I have a section under Tom’s Analysis, mentioning how he wasn’t treated well at the orphanage. No one liked him or stood up for him.

‘You have a brilliant child, growing up lonely, knowing that he is different from everyone else. Who is a subject of bullying. Who is an orphan with a bad idea of his parents. He either has four ways to respond to the way his life has turned out. Feel sorry for himself, ignore it all and hope they go away, be the ‘bigger man’(this term pisses me off a lot), or HATE - with a flaming passion - and destroy the opposition.

Tom has a mentality that he is alone and therefore only himself matters. So he would go with the option that best benefits himself. Getting even and then tearing his enemies down so they can’t ever bother him again, would obviously make him feel better. And that is what he does.‘

Tom was smart and attractive and kids immediately single out those whom they consider to be a threat in any way. He didn’t have any friends because no one made an attempt, meaning he was constantly on the outside looking in. Even the Matron, who was supposed to be looking out for the kids, was quick to gossip about him and get drunk. Who knows how often she did such?

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THIS POST had some discourse that I agree with wholeheartedly. Tom was scared of Dumbledore when they met. He thought Dumbledore was a doctor from an asylum. Tom would have no reason to fear such unless he’d been faced with similar people before, and had to play a specific role in order to get the attention off of him.

Mrs. Cole didn’t like him if we all recall. And Exorcisms were still a frequent thing in the early 1900s. I always headcanon’d that Tom was forced through an exorcism at least once, and back then, they were a lot different than those of today. It would add nuance onto his reasoning for disliking muggles. The people in the orphanage weren’t exactly kind or anything.

4. 

He was bullied for being different. On 2 occasions that we know of, Tom got involved with a child and then two children. Both times he handled whatever the situation was.

Billy Stubbs was said to have gotten into a fight with Tom. Tom isn’t the kind to just so obviously, and Gryffindorishly, get into a schoolyard brawl. It’s not the Slytherin way. The real Slytherin way. Best chance is that Billy started it and Tom finished it with his good control over his magic. And because Tom is the one no one liked, he took all the blame in Cole’s mind.

Just as with Deniss and Amy. Why would someone who doesn’t like people, deliberately seek them out unless they bother him? Tom most likely handled that situation too. And no, he didn’t do it the right way, but he handled it.

With no allies and only enemies, Tom was alone all the time. Enough time to reflect and realize that he was better than those who put him down all the time. And he even started a hobby of collecting trophies from those who bothered him, as if to prove to himself that he was the victor. He needed physical proof, which became a sort of addiction later on with his Horcruxes.

5. 

WWII was taking place during Tom’s time in primary and Hogwarts. London was right in the thick of it somewhere between his 2nd and 4th years. We don’t know what happened during the summers he had to go back. We don’t know if he was forced to return during the different holidays or not. But even coming back from Hogwarts, he had to have seen the damage done to London after the Blitz. And as the wizards are at least somewhat aware of muggle news, he had to have read about it in the paper at least.

Imagine having to see the destruction and what muggles(whom he hates) are capable of, first hand? And to have to live among them for a couple of months each year?

It certainly wouldn’t have done him any good, and probably fostered his fear of dying and being unknown. Of being taken before he could make something of himself. Of being nothing.


Basically, I don’t think Tom’s time in the orphanage was in any way pleasant. Not if he wanted to get out no matter what. Not if he hated it there. And if any of my headcanons are applied, it’s kind of obvious why he wouldn’t like or respect anyone there.

How he was raised affected who he became. Nature Vs Nurture.

People abandoned the thought of helping him, leaving him to decide what to do with himself. And in the end, those decisions helped create Voldemort, because they shaped him into the person who decided to become Lord Voldemort.

space is deep man, but it's like so weird because we know more about the forever extended heavens above than of our own oceans and idk why but that's just so weird to me like our planet is pretty small man but the universe, that's massive bro

anonymous asked:

*cracks knuckles and opens my YOI rec list* my time has come (sorry it's gonna be long. All AO3 links). /10249196 yuri is a ghost and victor and yuuri are his assigned grim reapers (9k); /9420221 yuuri's life in St Pets is spread between four languages (7k); /8884927 Kimi no Na wa AU aka body switch au (21k); /8979217 fanboy yurio. HILARIOUS (1k); /8976517 sick yuuri fic. victor and yurio to the rescue (20k); /8770105 victor loses his cool and yuuri helps him find it. phichit is LOVE (3k);(1)

/8905834 where victor is a regular at yuuri’s bookstore and always looks like a hobo. yuuri is unimpressed(6k); /8965381 hanahaki disease au. IT HAS A GOOD END AND I CRY IN JOY(20k); /9137038 space au. just, space au(21k); /9064348 sports au in space. amaze(22k); /8756341 yuuri and victor get married. multimedia fic(8k); /8873695 corporate roommates au. slow burn(8k); /8808556 Phichit and Chris’ Great Selfie War(1k); /9925166 gossip goes wild and apparently now yuuri hates victor???(11k); (2)

(3) /8695081 social media’s reactions through the show (aka yuuri’s fans are Good) (12k); /9257756 amnesia au with aCTUAL HEALTHY COMMUNICATION bless (4k); /9238709 Yakov coaches Yuuri while Victor is away. based on That One Comic. poor Yuuri lmao (1k); /9149977 where victor is half rusalka and yuuri lives in a horror movie (but doesn’t die, thank god) (17k); /9213884 where victor and yuuri talk through flower language (8k). and okay yeah i’m stopping now oops hahahhh HAPPY READING

Oh! My! GOD!!! You are a literal doll!! I love you so much anon!! Thank you for all the beautiful fic recs! I will worship you literally forever omg <3

It took a while, but I made a handy dandy list with links and everything for all my beautiful followers!! Lemme know if any of the links are broken or anything!

I tried my best to find all the tumblrs for all the authors as well, but I am still missing a few. So if you guys know any of the missing tumblrs, or if you notice I tagged the wrong tumblr in any of them, please don’t hesitate to let me know!

Make sure to give them all some love, and don’t forget to leave reviews for them if you can <3

  • 185/120 by RC_McLachlan (@rcmclachlan​) -  Yakov isn’t paid enough for this shit.
  • a great desire to love by lily_winterwood (@omgkatsudonplease) -  For some strange, inexplicable, fantastic reason, Yuuri Katsuki and Viktor Nikiforov are trading places. Kimi no Na wa AU.
  • Blue Petals, Silver Thorns by Grassepi (@grassepi) - When Yuuri Katsuki is eight years old, the worlds of dance and ice collide and call to him, ceaselessly echoing through his thoughts every second of the day. He can see the picture of his life so clearly in his mind- there’s the blue sky above, there’s black-winged gulls cawing in the mornings, there’s katsudon for dinner and there’s ice beneath his feet. All he can imagine in his future is a life of skating.When Yuuri Katsuki is twenty-two, he is supposed to die.
  • cover story by fan_nerd (@wbtrashking​) - Corporate roommates au.
  • fresh off the presses by fan_nerd (@wbtrashking) - Based on his book selections, Yuuri’s not sure if this regular is a horny pervert, a cop, or a nerd.Victor is weird and eccentric, and the bookkeeper is pretty sure that the man has never come in with his hair combed.
  • he meets me where i am by rire (@lotorlance​) - Something gold catches the light, drawing his attention. There’s a gold ring on Victor’s ring finger. “Ah,” Yuuri says, his heart giving a last squeeze, a futile reminder of the silly crush he once had. “Congratulations on your marriage,” he says, as cheerily as he can.In which Yuuri gets into an accident that wipes his memory of everything that happened after his first Grand Prix, Yurio and Victor help him retrace his journey, and Yuuri rediscovers himself along the way.
  • I see the universe in your eyes by fangirlandiknowit (@fangirlandiknowit101) - Space AU.
  • in the spaces between by sixpences (@thetwoguineabook) -  Yuuri’s life in St Petersburg is spread between four languages.
  • Instagram is Not an Ice Rink by ladanse (@bollywood-and-phoenix-feather​) - Phichit’s phone buzzes. christophe-gc has posted a new photo, it tells him. When he thumbs the screen, it brightens to reveal a shot of Christophe Giacometti, lounging on a bench, wearing nothing but a Speedo and his skates. greetings from your local king of selfies, says the caption.Phichit doesn’t actually know Chris - not personally. He has nothing to prove. But Phichit is also, categorically, a competitive little shit, and he knows he can do better.So it begins.
  • katsuki_fc by tetsurashian - Just because Yuuri isn’t big on social media, doesn’t mean his fans aren’t. (aka a social media fic)
  • Rival Reflections by aceklaviergavin (@aceyuurikatsuki) -  yurio keeps posters of yuuri to always fill him with anger
  • Stargazer by Fahye (@fahye) - royalty sports au in space.
  • Stupidly Happy With You by qwartooty (@qwartooty) -  in which Yurio means well, Viktor loses his cool, and Yuuri helps him find it
  • The Fundamentals of Caring by braveten (@braveten) - In which Yuuri is sick, and Viktor takes care of him.
  • the language of flowers by liliths - FLORIOGRAPHY — (noun) The language of flowers, sometimes called floriography, is a means of cryptological communication through the use or arrangement of flowers. Origin: Latin floris (flowers). In which Victor and Yuuri inspire each other through Victorian flower language. Alternate universe.
  • the merry-go-round of life by fireblazie (@fireblazie) - It is 1998, and Yuri is dead.—In which Yuri is a ghost, and Yuuri and Viktor are the grim reapers assigned to help him cross over before his soul fades away into nothingness.
  • the warmest part of winter by dadvans (@dadvans​) -  The wedding is in early February, right after Yuri comes home to Yuuri and Victor’s crumbling farmhouse in upstate New York from the European Championships with a gold medal around his neck. They’ve been in the process of restoring the dilapidated barn out back and turning it into a fully functional dance studio, and the fire marshall has finally approved it for occupation without fear of the whole thing coming down all at once and crushing a half dozen elite figure skaters to death at any given moment. Which is perfect, considering they’ve been planning on holding the reception in the barn, and finding a last minute venue would be a goddamn nightmare, especially since Victor has obsessively planned the entire event down to the last detail for the past six months.
  • Tous Les Chemins by Edgedancer (@radiantmists​) - A photo without context, a few careless words, an embellished article.Thus was born the idea, so patently false it would have fit better in a politician’s speech, that Yuuri hated Viktor. (Translation of shakeskp’s (silkmaken) fanfic in French)
  • Water’s Edge by Mhalachai (@mhalachai​) - For years, Yuuri had heard people say Viktor’s skating was otherworldly. He never thought they were being literal.