that was a tough crowd


Well it’s all so far so good but now I’m worried everything’s going to turn to shit. I’ll tell you what, Paris was a really tough crowd. There was a bit of space near the stage. I said, “come closer!”. Not a single person moved. It was as if everyone was going, “Do you know what Dua, FUCK OFF. Sing your songs and FUCK OFF.”


So I got to see Zico in London last night, and all I have to say is… IT’S LIT MY DUDES🔥🔥🔥


I feel that when Eva and her brother are tiny, TINY babies, Junkrat has a protective streak that he grows out of when he realizes his children are SO smart and SO capable of amazing things. Then he’d become a that dad who takes his kids on the crazy dangerous trips, haha.

However, when it comes to their love lives, I feel his overprotectiveness would come back tenfold. I also personally headcanon him and Symmetra would be a tough crowd to please when the kids start bringing someone home to show off.

the signs as things Hisoka has done:

Aries:  used his own severed arm as a back scratcher

Taurus: used algebra to confuse an opponent in a fight

Gemini: built a card tower then purposely knocked it over

Cancer: joined a gang then was overcome by desire to fight the leader

Leo: stared at two 12 year olds rear ends so intensely that they asked him to walk in front of them

Virgo:  got turned on from getting punched by a 12 year old

Libra: compared people to fruit, either ripe or unripe

Scorpio: used “boku” even though he’s 28

Sagittarius: explained that bungee gum has properties of both rubber and gum

Capricorn: ended each of his sentences with a card suit

Aquarius: walked through a crowd of people, silently rating how tough each of them would be in a fight

Pisces: broke 10 fingers while playing volleyball


jasper: so, how was I? the crowd was a little tough tonight.

audra: you sounded like woohoo with two legs and a guitar in the background! no wonder why there’s always a girl that flings herself at you at the end of these shows.

jasper: girls do not fling themselves at me at these shows, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

audra: jasper, I literally just told one to leave us alone. you’re a dreamboat! you could probably make a nun give up her life to be with you if you sang romantic songs like that to her.

malcolm: yeah, dude…I’m totally into chicks, but your voice is so dreamy? it’s wild.

jasper: I guess that I’ll take that as a compliment.

Hercules Mulligan- Jealous

Request for @demi-time-detective who I just realized is my irl best friend sorry, Av. Here’s #7: “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” with Herc, bby.

Warnings: Implied sex

Friday nights in the bar you worked were tough. It was always crowded, and there was always the drunk man who would hit on you. But, you got through five years at the place, and you couldn’t imagine being a barmaid anywhere else.

One Friday night, the drunk man hitting on you yielded a pleasant surprise, a man came in and saved you from the words of the drunk man. That was when you met Hercules Mulligan, your boyfriend, and now partner of three years.

“Y/N!” You heard someone call. Laughing, you turned toward where the voice came from.

“Hey, Herc!” You grinned, leaning over the bar to press a kiss to his lips. “You want a beer?”

Hercules nodded, sitting down on a stool. You two talked as you made his drink, helping you with other people’s orders.
“What time do you get off? I thought we could go out for dinner before going to bed?” Hercules asked, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively. “Or, we can just hit the sheets.”

You giggled. “I have to ask the boss, but I think eleven. Is there anywhere still open at that time?”

“Hi. Could you get me a Tom Collins?” A lady asked, coming up to the bar. You nodded as she slid into the stool next to Hercules.

“So, what’s a handsome man like yourself doing in a dumpy bar like this?” The lady asked Hercules. You heard him chuckle as your shoulders tightened. The flirting went on for a while, even after you gave her the drink.

“Okay, Herc, the boss just let me off early, let’s go right home.” You said suddenly, leaving the bar and grabbing his hand.

Hercules chortled as you two walked towards the house.

“Y/N, babe, you know it is a pretty bad bar. Don’t get upset because she said that.” Hercules said. You scoffed and turned towards him.

“Oh my God.” He suddenly realized. “You’re jealous, aren’t you? I don’t think I’ve ever seen you get jealous. It’s been four years, and I’ve never seen this. Can I take a picture of you?”

“I never needed to be jealous! But, it’s been so long, and I keep thinking, if you’re bored of me you’ll love the next blonde who flirts with you-”

“Y/N. I could never get bored of you. I love you, stupid.” He laughed, cupping your cheeks between his hands and pressing his lips to yours.

“I love you too.”

The Principles of Design by @shipsxahoy

Summary: Emma Swan is a painting major with no business being in a Graphic Design class. Good thing her TA, Killian Jones is here to help her out.

Fanfics that deserve to be movies [22/?] [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15,16,17,18, 19, 20, 21, 23]

note: Happy Birthday Bianca! your edit work is marvellous, especially the lyric themed gifsets, so writing about creating art is a success too. You blend effortlessly two contrasing techniques, both of which are difficult to master, Photoshop more so, with banter, flirting and you show your own talent in the process. We’re happy to have you in the fandom