Guess he is a "jack of all trades"
So we are playing 5e home brew when the party was getting battered by some mephits
DM(me)- your paladin has just had her insides ripped out by one of these flying mud creatures. Bard, it’s your turn.
Bard - I cast healing word on the paladin (his girlfriend ooc)
Me - paladin, you are healed by the bard for 8 points
Paladin - *gasps for breath and comes to*
Sorcerer - great, you made her orgasm… Not at the table bard!
Bard - what can I say? I guess I’m a cunning linguist!