that was 3 weeks ago

you know that text post about how you only get tracking information when something you ordered has already arrived?

this fella shipped exactly three weeks ago, was supposed to arrive in 3-5 days, and i didn’t get any tracking update beyond “preparing for shipment” until today! lmao


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Phoenix Repair Services
By Organization for Transformative Works

Author: @carpemermaidtales | Word Count: 20.5k | Rating: NC-17

Summary: Phoenix Repair Services — We’ll bring it back to life as if it was new!
Draco hires a suspiciously private wizarding handyman to fix his kitchen when he returns home to find it destroyed. He expects a middle-aged wizard with greying hair and a pudgy gut to show up. Instead, he gets Harry Potter—with a utility belt and a charming smile—who is more attractive than he has any right to be.

Review: I mean… I find it WONDERFULLY ironic that I read this just as I’m going through a month long kitchen restoration that should’ve been finished 3 weeks ago lmao.

Anyway, this fic is literally just bucket loads of pure fun and sexiness!!

It’s so amusing how Draco is practically drooling all over harry, and the way he describes him are an absolute delight. “Merlin, it was like they were stuck in an awful plot to a mediocre porn film.” is a very accurate way describe the whole situation. However, the writing takes the tongue-in-cheek plot to a different level, showing us Draco’s vulnerability and Harry’s earnestness.

Harrys obliviousness and the way it spurs Draco’s growing obsession set the scene for a delightful dynamic in an - ultimately - very sweet story.

Content/Warnings: Pining, UST

Mood Music: Little Bit More - Jidenna

TSK: Chief Complaint: “Stomach pain and rash after eating shrimp”

Cranquis, before entering the roomGI and derm symptoms after consuming a high-frequency food allergen! Better check that BP, hope this isn’t anaphylaxis or angioedema.

Reality: “My stomach was hurting last night, and last week I had a rash on my ankle after mowing the yard, and I was thinking about it and I did eat shrimp 3 weeks ago, so maybe I’m allergic, anyways all the symptoms are gone now, I need a note for missing work today.”

Cranquis, after leaving the room

i’ve been trying to re-home my cat leia (she had pituitary dwarfism, she had some special needs so i was very particular w what kind of home i wanted for her), and she hadn’t been eating well and seemed to have some pain in her hind legs, so i took her to the vet (this all happened like 3 weeks ago btw) so the vet found ……… so many lumps on her backside and the thighs of her hind legs, and he ordered a bunch of tests, the results all pointed to fibrosarcoma, then he ordered an x-ray and just ……..

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*Rules*: Tag nine people you want to get to know better :)

I was tagged by @zenkat11

*Relationship status*: Single and planning on staying that way

*Favorite color*: Neon green

*Lipstick or chapstick*: neither lol

*Last song I listened to*: Monody by TheFatRat

*Last movie I watched*: The Emoji Movie (to be fair, I hardly watch movies, this was like a week ago)

*Top 3 tv shows*: Red Dwarf, Rick and Morty and Red vs Blue (idk if it even counts but fuck it)

*Top 3 TV shows that need to come back*: I can’t think of any that I watch that have been cancelled

*Top 3 characters*: Wheatley, Handsome Jack and Arnold Rimmer

*Top 3 bands/artists*: TheFatRat, Waterflame and EH!DE

*Books I am currently reading*: Robopocalypse

*Nine people*: @i-do-art-i-guess @calletion @skykittywhatchamahcallit @the-name-is-a-work-in-progress @winetys @britishtrashcat @praisetheyogs @thecyancat





My parents are both very funny but they’re also relatively soft-spoken, normal human beings while I’m just a lunatic. I don’t know where this loud, ballsy, hammy ridiculousness came from. I’m just glad I followed my goals and my parents did too. It’s not like we even had a plan when I dragged my mom to Los Angeles.

– Happy 29th Birthday, Emma Stone! (November 6, 1988)


Daenerys Targaryen’s Fashion 

“I always put trousers underneath because in her psyche anything might go wrong and [she’s always thinking], ‘I might need to run away,’ Even with the longest, most beautiful gowns, she always wears a pair of boots and trousers. I like that sense of, 'I can play this [queen] but underneath, I can run.’“ - Michele Clapton on Dany’s Costumes (insp.)


When you’re a kid, you think that you’ll always be… protected, and cared for. Then, one day, you realize that’s not true. If you open your eyes, you will see what we’re going through. ‘Cause when you’re alone as a kid, the monsters see you as weaker. You don’t even know they’re getting closer. Until it’s too late.

It (2017) dir. Andrés Muschietti

Help me find my dog?

So, lemme start this out by saying I know this probably won’t work but I am the most desperate person atm and I really love my dog and I don’t wanna just give up at trying to get her back

So this is Candy, she’s about 12 weeks old. She was stolen about 3 days ago from our yard because she got off our porch while my dad wasn’t home (I don’t live here)

Lemme just say this is the dog that my grown Pitt bull gave birth to, that I had to nurse by bottle for almost a week after she was born because she wasn’t eating, the dog I named and began training, and the dog that I personally took care of until I brought her to my dad’s when she was about 10 weeks old.

She doesn’t respond to her name yet, I don’t think. She has a black collar with white (probably brown with dirt) skulls and crossbones on it. She basically has the body of a pitbull, but the fur patterns of a Rottweiler; black body, brown paws, and she has a white speck on her nose, and lil black speckles on it.

My dad’s house is in Raephord North Carolina. If you see this dog at a shelter in this area (I have to ask my dad to stop by one) PLEASE pm me and tell me the shelter. If you see this dog in a yard or something in this area, PLEASE pm me and give me an address, or a plate number or SOMETHING that will help. We filed a police report but otherwise I can’t do anything else but ask for help.

I know this probably won’t work, chances are really thin, but I really love this dog and if/when I get her back I’m taking her to have her chipped as soon as I get paid what I’m owed, and she’s staying on a chain outside until we get her house trained.

If you don’t live in this area could you pls rb this? I know, it probably won’t work, but please just try to help me out? I just want my dog back