When someone asks me to explain a book
- me : omg you HAVE to read this book
- friend : oh ok what's it about
- me : *sweats nervously*
- me : *thinks about how the fuck am I going to explain about the book without giving out the whole plot, spoilers, fangirling about the gay couple and about how hard I ship them, talk about their epic kiss, give out my fan account username filled with gay smut and edits and roll up in ball and cry about everything*
- me : uhhhmmm ... well...