that top pic is one of my favs of all time

modern soc au

inej: 

  • loves to dance !!! esp ballet but she can dance to whatever tbfh, she’s that good 
  • likes to wear caps, esp backwards. really loves bomber jackets too. 
  • has a couple, small tattoos dedicated to her saints 
  • is that one kid who loves to do parkour (both ironically and unironically) for instance is really good at it but sometimes just yells PARKOUR and steps over a rock
  • usually found eating lunch with her pals on the roof of the school 
  • is amazing at hide and seek like holy fuck ????? hid for 2 hours once and wasn’t found, came back the next day and was like “y'all losers SUCK" 
  • loves to study other people’s cultures, as well as history and is great as p.e (never has gotten a bad grade in the flexibility tests) 
  • likes to read poem books 
  • has a black cat as a pet named “saint" 
  • pronounced meme as "mehmeh” the first time she read it 
  • only has snapchat and instagram. is that kid who ALWAYS posts the sunset every day, esp from weird/high places and the comments are always “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET UP THERE" 
  • cried the most during fox and the hound 
  • always braiding nina’s hair. Knows how to do all the super advanced onces as well
  • "I don’t know, CAN YOU?" 
  •  the best one at pushing people on the swings 
  • AMAZING AT JUST DANCE WITH JESPER 
  • "sorry I ran out of fucks to give try again later maybe?" 
  • gives the nicest presents. always knows what a person wants for christmas/their birthday 
  • the one who’s really into photography and is always taking aesthetic™ pics of Nina for her social media accounts 
  • Prefers tea over coffee

wylan:

  • bullied for not being able to read (at least up until high school), so is super shy 
  • loves drawing. the artistic™ one who takes anatomy to be able to draw people better 
  • MASTER FLUTE MUSICIAN. On the school band. Jams hard af when he plays it 
  • is in gem math and AP chem with kuwei. 
  • loves sweet. addicted to blue jolly ranchers. his tongue is always blue 
  • constantly pushing up his thick rimmed glasses (even if they ain’t on, which causes him to poke his eye)
  • looooves all the superhero shows on the CW 
  • V neck sweaters. always
  • always has his trusty satchel
  • only has tumblr. has like 10k followers because of his artwork. 
  • ”‘illuminati’ ? is that a band?“ 
  • cat person even though he’s allergic to cat fur. absolutely adores inej’s cat. settles for owning a horned lizard named "shrek" 
  • secretly a huge fan of memes 
  • really gay for tom holland and ed sheeran (calls him "ginger Jesus”) 
  • gamer with jesper. they always play overwatch together, wylans better tho. a genji and Ana main 
  • cried the most during big hero six 
  • wylan, with blank eyes: “I like my coffee how I like my men” // jesper: *spits out his drink* 

matthias: 

  • sports fan obv. On the schools hockey team bc his fav is hockey. is extremely competitive when he plays it. Is constantly checking but never gets penalties (aka slamming the other players against the walls)
  • played basketball against jesper and surprisingly lost. jesper won’t let it go 
  • dog person. owns a pet pomsky (Pomeranian-husky) with nina who’s name is “bub" 
  • “long hair don’t care”draws inspiration from Harry styles 
  • really philosophical. takes all the philosophy/ethics classes available 
  • kind of sounds like Thor (thick and deep accent) 
  • a good™
  • "you’re all horrible trash”
  • “do we really have to be doing this now? I have to finish my homework" 
  • loves baking. bakes everything for the love of his life 
  • grey sweatshirts and adidas shoes 
  • wears contacts Because he hates how glasses look on him. only wears them when he’s home 
  • oblivious to all the women in love with him
  • "CAN YOU EVEN LIFT BRO? BECAUSE I SURE AS FRICK CAN” (doesn’t curse) 
  • real 👍🏻🤘🏻👌🏻life🤰🏻👼🏻🌱student📚✂️✏️athelete🏃🏼🥇🏆🥅🏒
  • has Facebook and Twitter only
  • cried the most during bambi and dumbo 
  • little spoon™ 
  • has a couple tattoos with very deep meanings

jesper: 

  • dancer with inej. dances like those ppl who look like robots ??? the ones who look like they freeze parts of their body while the others move. AMAZING at it 
  • loves jazz but also dubstep/edm and rap/r&b. Beyoncé is MOM/QUEEN. 
  • sometimes djs parties 
  • again, huge gamer with wylan. he’s a lucio and junkrat main for overwatch. loves like every video game ever 
  • loves all the marvel movies, in love with black panther (was team cap) 
  • dresses like a hipster but also sometimes a fuck boy (tank tops and shorts with a backwards cap style) 
  • favorite subject is business and debate. great negotiator 
  • cried the most during the lion king 
  • A+ cosplayer (especially his lucio cosplay) 
  • big supporter of human rights (LGBTA+, feminist, black lives matter, poc representation). Will LITERALLY get into fights over anyone who thinks otherwise. Fist fights, always supported by Kaz and Matthias. Got suspended for 3 days for breaking a kids nose who thought LGBTA+ people should **** ** ****) 
  • that one kid who has 50 fidget spinners and can do cool tricks with them. also manages to sell all of them 
  • skateboard pro™ 
  • always sends the blinking face meme, even if it’s out of context 
  • all the social medias. 
  • one tattoo only of a gun with a ‘bang’ flag coming out of it 

nina: 

  •  PROFESSIONAL👏🏻 MAKE 👏🏻 UP 👏🏻 ARTISTS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 HAS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF FOLLOWERS ON HER INSTAGRAM AND THE SAME FOR HER YOUTUBE CHANNEL 
  • Speaking of YouTube, she always does cute videos. Baking/cooking tutorial videos featuring Matthias, 'i do my boyfriends makeup’, 'my boyfriend does my makeup’, 'my boyfriend buys my makeup’, does make up tutorials obviously, challenges with her best friend inej like the 'whisper challenge’. everyone loves her and says her and Matthias are their otp 
  • loves fashion design, takes that class. 
  • loves horror movies/creepy things but also Disney 
  • great at roller skating 
  • always wins the best dressed awards ad school 
  • also huge fan of ed sheeran. loves little mix more than 5h. 
  • cried the most during 'up' 
  • Can speak like 4 languages (English, french, Latin and spanish) 
  • loves traveling and learning about new cultures too 
  • dancer!inej’s biggest fan and hockey!matthias’ biggest fan 
  • always breaks snapchat streaks 
  • likes to (friendly) debate with jesper, especially over stupid things 
  • amazing with kids. babysits all the time. calls “bub” (the dog) her and matthias’ baby 
  • big spoon™ 
  • notes are so fucking pretty. buys the most expensive stationary and notebooks 
  • also huge supporter of human rights. runs the feminist club. (Jesper is the Vice President) stresses loving yourself and your body, and makes sure to design comfortable yet GORGEOUS clothes for “"plus sized people”“ 
  • wins 'dynamic duo’ award with inej 
  • always eating lollipops 
  • has a few very small tatos of cute things like roses and crowns. has one quote written in cursive on her rib

kaz: 

  • prefers black coffee as well 
  • loves crime shows, whether they’re real or fake. for instance loves both 'Dateline’ and 'Criminal Minds’ also loves 'House’
  •  favorite class is psychology, learning how a person thinks and acts and feels
  • has the dregs tattoo on his arm * edge lord 9000™ * such a drama queen and diva like damn 
  • *deep sigh* "I think I’d rather go take a nap” *gets up and leaves* 
  • also loves computer science. knows how to hack shit like a pro 
  • always rough housing with jesper. broke a table once 
  • does walk with a cane. likes to slap matthias’ ass with it 
  • “bow down you fucking peasants" 
  • only types in lower case with 0 emojis and no punctuation marks. CONSTANTLY leaves people on read 
  • only has Twitter and snapchat. His posts on snapchat never have captions, yet somehow has a 200 day streak with Jesper and a 250 day streak with inej 
  • loves watching horror movies with nina 
  •  *in a fight* "oh I’ll sHOW YOU SOME DIRTY HANDS” *swings* 
  • gets second place for best dressed award 
  • always sending memes with no context in their group chat, as well as vines 
  • indie and alternative rock fan 
  • “does it look like I care because I’m sorry if it does I didn’t mean to give you that impression" 
  • head over heels for inej Ghafa like wow 
  • likes to read a lot of mystery books and non fiction books 
  • cried the most during finding dory 
  • can solve a Rubik’s cube under a minute and won’t let you forget it 
  • The one asshole who picks either Kirby or metaknight in super smash brothers brawl
  •  hates seeing the notification bubble so he always has all chats muted and notifications turned off for apps 
  • kiss ass to all the teachers to get them A’s

Kuwei: 

  • SCIENCE NERD. ALWAYS singing the bill nye theme song. Loves ASAPScience on YouTube. Master at chemistry and biology 
  • "hey did u know bill nye is, like, my dad" 
  • nina treats him like a baby 
  • loves everything to do with Star Wars while wylan loves star trek more. Fighting ensues. 
  • has a pet Siamese cat name sparky 
  • Used to have a huge crush on jesper and everyone knew it except jesper. 
  • knows the intro to the bee movie ("according to all known laws of aviation-”)
  •  jesper in the group chat: “gonna go shower be right back” // kuwei: “without me ;)?” // wylan: “KUWEI SWEAR TO FUCK” // kaz: “watch your fucking language wylan" 
  • obsessed with Pokémon go even if it died out (chose team instinct) 
  • "fight me on this" 
  • has Twitter, snapchat and instagram 
  • Always drinking ginger ale 
  • master at bop it 
  • the one kid who always forgets to pay you back for stuff 
  • is also into the CW super hero shows, so him and wylan are constantly talking about it 
  • loves cartoons and anime 
  • speaks fluent fuckboy 
  • God awful at comebacks 
  • "let’s take a selfie guys !!!” // “kuwei no-” // *snapshot sound* 
  • talks !!! Like !! This !!!! for,,, some reason ???????? 
  • huge nerd for other things too like lord of the rings and Harry Potter and game of thrones 
  • cried the most during inside out
  •  "do you think planes are scared of heights?“ // "for fucks same kuwei it’s 4am”

anonymous asked:

So I've read all your Supercorp stuf on ao3 and if you were going to recommend other fics to read what would you recommend?

okey dokey kiddos buckle up. this list includes fics im currently subscribed to and desperately awaiting an update on and fics i have finished but loved. i did a literal rec bc i wasn’t totally sure what you wanted. if i forgot to mention you or your fic i still love you im just poorly organised pls forgive me.

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sorry for the lame gif

Nitya here! I’ve had this blog for 900 years and some of you guys have seen me through one direction, years of regret superwholock, marvel and dc, the 100, sense8, star trek, star wars, and my final form: kpop. the best part of this has been seeing all my old favs also turn into kpop trash blogs  how we’ve stayed together for so long through all this.  anyway here’s me being gross and loving my mutuals (long post ahead)

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Eliza "The Biggest Clexa Shipper" Taylor

In interviews: 

  • “They taught each other how to be open and how to love.” - Eliza about Clarke and Lexa’s relationship. 
  • “I think it would have been great to see them moving forward with making their relationship more public.” - Eliza about Clexa.
  • We laugh a lot. I think our main thing is doing really, really rough Australian accents to each other. ” - Eliza on working with Alycia.
  • “She [Clarke] has actually decided that Lexa is in this AI, and she is going to hopefully find a way to be in contact with her again.” - ET
  • “She’s become one of my closest friends now, so I’m really happy about that. I’m so happy to have her in my life.” - Eliza about Alycia
  • “I cried, yeah. It was really difficult. There were lots of tears.” - Eliza about her last scenes with Alycia.

At WonderCon:

  • “I love her [Alycia], I just saw her the other day, we’ve been catching up, she’s become one of my closest friends.” - ET 
  • “It’s interesting to see how she [Clarke] is going to move forward, but at the end of the day she’s heartbroken.” - Eliza
  • “She [Clarke] fell madly in love with Lexa so it’s really difficult.” - Eliza about Lexa’s death.
  • “Clarke’s completely devastated, she fell in love, and now that Lexa’s gone she’s a different person, this will forever change her.” - ET
  • “She [Lexa] died in my arms.” - Eliza about Lexa’s death.
  • “There’s only one Lexa.” - Eliza in regards of future relationships for Clarke.
  • “I feel like she [Lexa] was the one for her.” - Eliza about Lexa and Clarke’s relationship.
  • “ I don’t know if she’s going to be able to love anyone the way she loved Lexa” - Eliza about Lexa’s death and future relationships.

On “The Dropship: The 100 Podcast”: 

  • “Me and Alycia both realized that what we were doing was really having an effect on people and powerful and good.” - Eliza on Clarke & Lexa 
  • “We were like, let’s make this beautiful. Let’s make this loving because it’s so rare on the show for something to be like that.” - Eliza
  • “I hope that we did that. We don’t underestimate how much of an effect it had on people.” - Eliza
  • “[Lexa’s] never going to be lost to her. She was her love.” - Eliza
  • “It was almost like, I don’t even know if I want this to be happening but I can’t help it because you’re amazing.” - Eliza on Clarke’s POV
  • “It was fun to actually play a real relationship. That’s how it is, it’s messy.” - Eliza
  • “The scene that follows, Lexa and I… Post-coital I suppose. Having a moment of release and normalcy and peace.” - ET on her favorite scene
  • “It was the only time in that season where I smile.” - Eliza on the post-sex scene
  • “It’s just this weird pocket of happiness. It doesn’t last too long but that was really nice to be still & enjoy someone’s company.” - Eliza

At Oz Comic Con: 

  • “Eliza just fist pumped for Lexa’s return.“ 
  • ’‘Eliza’s fav scene with Alycia was anywhere where they made out.’' 
  • ’'Wellllll apart from making out ;) she’s a babe!” - Eliza about her favorite scene to shoot 
  • “She [Eliza] loves the tender Clexa moments from the finale because she thinks they provided a better end for Lexa.”
  • Alycia is a babe.”
  • “It wasn’t in the original script but I said it.” - Eliza about Clexa’s ily in the season finale
  • I love you was not in the original script but I just had to add it. She was the love of my life” - Eliza
  • “I apologise on behalf of the cast and those who were offended.” - Eliza on Lexas death
  • “It’s really hard to love that thing [the chip]. It’s like ‘God damn it Lexa” - Eliza
  • Eliza just brought a Lexa cosplay on stage
  • “She was the love of my life”
  • “The love scene with Lexa was hilarious cause we’re such good mates” “I’ve got some great selfies of that day” - ET
  • “I’ve got some great selfies of the love scene day. Trying to rip Alycia’s top off” - ET
  • “I don’t think she’ll ever love a human again” - Eliza on S4
  • “In honour of Lexa and respect to fans I don’t think I see a new relationship in s4 to be something. I don’t know” - ET
  • “Uhhhh can ya guess? All that love making.” - ET on what she thinks Clarke and Lexa’s favorite moments were
  • “Alycia couldn’t stop laughing when Clarke drew Lexa, Eliza drew a moustache on the pic and wouldn’t stop showing her”

At Oz Comic Con Day 2:

  • “If she was stranded on a deserted island she’d choose Alycia to take with her.’‘  (via @matchbox_sized)
  • ’'Eliza said the funniest moment was in bed with Lexa.” (via @alyciaftregui)
  • “She [Eliza] was genuinely upset by the loss of Alcyia.” (via @tattoojauregui)
  • “Reading the script was heartbreaking, the director was watching the scene sobbing. It was a really emotional day.” - ET abt Lexa’s death.
  • “It was heartbreaking” - Eliza about her initial reaction when she found out Lexa would die (via @StarryMag)
  • “They’re both babes.” - Eliza about Clexa (via @tattoojauregui)
  • “They were kindred spirits… and they’re both babes.” - ET about what initially drew Clexa towards each other (via @matchbox_sized)
  • “It would’ve been nice to strech out the Lexa relationship, especially that one episode should’ve been 3.” ET abt CL (via @matchbox_sized)
  • Falling in love with Lexa was her favorite part of Clarke’s development.” (via @tattoojauregui)
  • “Falling in love with Lexa. She’ll never be the same again.” - ET about her favorite Clarke development (via @StarryMag) (video)
  • Eliza signed an autograph with “Lexa, I love you” at #OzComicCon (via @wolfpants_) (picture)

DayDream Con Day 1 & 2:

  • “If you could bring back a dead character, who would it be? [implying Finn or Ontari]” “Lexa!” Eliza 
  • “Who would you bring to Brazil?” “Alycia. Not because you want to hear that, but because she’s one of my best friends.” (via @B_Dailey13) (x)
  • “The flame will still play an important role next season, but in a different way. It’s where Lexa is” (via @StarryMag)
  • “I didn’t kill Lexa guys. I would change that if I could. I tried to save her, that nightblood if tricky.” - Eliza at #DDC (via @starrymag)
  • “Which fictional character has influenced you? ’‘I’m not allowed to say Lexa, am I? But she would be.” - Eliza at #DDCon (via @starrymag)
  • “It was in bed with Lexa! We laughed so much.” Eliza about her funniest moment on set (via @starrymag)
  • Eliza has to get Alycia’s permission to post the selfies from them in bed. We will get them if Alycia agrees with it. (via @adcdinah)
  • [VIDEO] Eliza talking about getting Alycia’s permission to post their selfie during #DDCon today (via @lexatriku)
  • “Was the love between Clarke and Lexa weakness?” “No… it’s strength.” Eliza during her #DDCon panel today (via @B_Dailey13)
  • Eliza said she wants to tell Alycia about the Clexa book. She said she’d love it. Nobody asked, she just said it! (via @HumanOrToaster)
  • [VIDEO] Eliza trying to figure out the exact moment Clarke fell in love with Lexa during #DDcon (via @RHIANNONMFlSH)
  • [VIDEO] Eliza talking about her grounder song with Alycia during #DDCon today in Brazil (via @RHIANNONMFlSH)
  • Eliza has just spoke about the “Bitanic” and said she and Alycia loved to play with that (via @DanielaaRivaas)
  • “Yeah I think that was on the cards. That was a slow buil.’” - Eliza on whether or not Clarke would have fallen for Lexa if Finn hadn’t died
  • Eliza feels like she has to go [to ClexaCon] because it’s something for her and Alycia (via @Vii_Lacerda)
  • Alycia was very sad to have cancelled, she really wanted to come to Brazil (via @Vii_Lacerda)
  • Eliza said she really cried after Alycia’s last scene. And then again when she came back for the finale. (via @HumanOrToaster)
  • Eliza said that misses working with Alycia. They’re best friends and she cconsiders Alycia very special (via @Vii_Lacerda)
  • “Clarke and Lexa bonded over the fact that they were both in a leadership position and lonely” - Eliza during M&G (via @anacata90)
  • “It’s such a beautiful relationship [..] We loved doing it” - Eliza on Clexa (via @StarryMag)

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Fic Recs for Naruto

@youre-my-boi-micool here ya go dude! <3

NOTE: Most of these pics are Sakura-centric, multi-saku shippy, or dark. I’ll make sure to include TWs that I can remember for as many as possible. We’ll start with authors first. I’ll also include tumblrs that I know for them. They’re all great. 

And these are just my favorites! There’s bound to be so many more out there! So keep an eye out, and feel free to add your own favorites. 

I need a cut desperately at this point. 

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so here’s why i’ve been quiet about potentially shippy stuff in the S8 trailer

We all have our jobs in this fandom. @ikkleosu‘s is to be relentlessly positive and point out all the reasons the ship is absolutely gonna sail (and she does a brilliant job of it – ily Dawn!). Mine is to sit in the corner, sipping wine and grumpily side-eyeing the fuck out of TPTB every minute of every day. Anyway, behind the read more are random thoughts that include plenty of spoilers both about filming and the S8 trailer. If you’re looking for the glass half full approach, you’re definitely in the wrong place. At this point, I’m like Melissa in that interview about who got Lucilled. What glass?

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NCT as Your Older Brothers

I was too lazy to do ‘em all so I hope it’s ok that I only did the debuted members! >.< this turned out so loooong but it was fun to do :D

rv version; here

Taeil:

  • looks out for you so much
  • always asks how you are & remembers every single test you have, then asks you about it
  • will listen to all your worries & never judge, no matter what you tell him. even something that not everyone might accept, such as not being the “standard” sexuality or gender or mental state
  • loves you so much, no matter anything in the world
  • comes home sometimes with strawberry milk or a chocolate cookie for you. then tells you to eat healthy afterwards
  • is so nice to your friends too & has been the driver of your squad to many a nightclub & party
  • anxiously stays awake when you’re out, only able to sleep when you’re home, safe, in bed. so that’s why he’s the driver; he’s always awake anyway.

Originally posted by crybabytaeil

Taeyong:

  • sooooo protective
  • the most protective big bro, but tries to pretend he isn’t. he does it without meaning to so he’s not even aware of how protective he is
  • sometimes looks over your shoulder when you get a text or looks up your friends on social media to check that they’re worthy of your time
  • oh & partners better watch out
  • even if they’re the holiest of holys, they’ll never be good enough for you
  • can be too busy to hang out with you sometimes but makes sure to always at least check in on you with a text or call a day
  • and makes up for lost time on days off by bringing you to see a movie or go bowling

Originally posted by teeuai

Yuta:

  • “eww, you have a crush? I’M TELLING MOM!”
  • he’s the type to read your diary, bomb every sleepover, hide your things, eat your food, pull your hair, run into your room to fart then run out, is just an overall annoyance basically
  • but he’s your annoyance, you get me?
  • for all the grief he’ll give you, he’ll also buy you medicine when you’re sick and cuddle you until you’re feeling well. then promptly denies even knowing you - “what do you mean, I rubbed your back? do I even know u?”

Originally posted by omg-hyung

Doyoung:

  • is a bit clueless at times
  • doesn’t know how to deal with you if you start crying or what to buy you during holidays/birthdays bc he wants something special but what do u want? what do the kids these days want?
  • “doyoungie, you’re young too, you know that???”
  • “shush, little sibling, your big, superior brother is thinking here”
  • is so awkward around your friends & boy/girlfriends
  • never spills your secrets & is very trustworthy

Originally posted by yonges

Ten:

  • has said before that if he were to introduce his younger sister irl (that’s 3 years younger if I remember right) to anyone it would be mark. so he would introduce you to him too & try to set that up
  • if you’re not interested, then he highly recommends johnny. & if you turn him down then ten’s genuinely confused since “he’s so handsome, what’s wrong w u? well, if you don’t want him, I’ll have him”
  • compulsively lies & blames you for everything. so fights can happen
  • but for the most part, you two live in harmony & love each other deeply

Originally posted by y-ta

Jaehyun:

  • does his best to pick you up when you’re down, doing aegyo or cooking you something to make you smile
  • knows that all your friends think he’s hot so if they’re over, even in winter, he’s in tank tops & shorts to show off his body & flirting grossly w them
  • so he’s annoying at times.
  • oh, he takes your food too. pesters you til you feed him. always makes sure you’re fed too
  • loves when you fall asleep on him, esp since he can take sneaky pics of you & send them to the members like “wow, I’m such a great person that anyone could fall asleep on me”
  • your relationship is very good & strong. not a day goes by where he doesn’t mention you or how much he adores you

Originally posted by nikaiv

Winwin:

  • the type to wake you up christmas day with a snowball shouting “snowball fight!” so you run outside barefoot in pj’s to no snow since it turns out he made the “snowball” from ice in the freezer to trick you
  • nags you to keep up with your school work
  • introduces you as his “fetus sibling” to the boys
  • teaches you how to charm taeyong & now he’s both your bitches

Originally posted by nctinfo

Mark:

  • jamming to beyonce & rap songs all night long
  • he even blares them on his phone then jumps on you to wake you up
  • when you two share a bed, he wraps his legs around you since he loves sleeping w a pillow between his legs & now that’s what you are
  • always gives you song recommendations
  • shows you the lyrics he’s writing before anyone else; “what do you think? does it sound good?”
  • practices his dance/rap/singing & makes you be his one-person audience
  • takes you ice skating every christmas
  • sometimes wakes you up in the middle of the night to vent or offer you some ice cream
  • has no issue with you dating & even helps you sneak out of the house if you have to

Originally posted by taeyounq

Renjun:

  • introduces you to as many sm idols that he knows. exo’s lay basically considers you a younger sibling too
  • the kind of brother to put something cute up on his social media on your bday, like his fav childhood photo when you two went to a park & you scraped your knee so he kisses it better. will also accompany that w a cute, heart warming caption
  • your parents never had any trouble with you two as kids. even now there’s no issues, since you two get on so well.

Originally posted by merrykunmas

Jeno:

  • he will play your fav songs to cheer you up on practically every instrument in existence since this boy is talent™ 
  • loves playing video games with you and watching movies. esp car movies so I hope you’re okay with that
  • he doesn’t mind having you in his room as long as you don’t touch his car models or car drawings or his anime figurines
  • doesn’t talk about you a lot to his hyungs though bc he’s afraid they’ll fall for you but will also support your relationships. as long as you’re happy, he’s happy

Originally posted by princerenjun

Haechan:

  • NOT TRUSTWORTHY. DON’T TELL HIM ANYTHING. will spill all your secrets for ice cream or even for free if he’s feeling evil
  • teases you constantly
  • takes your things & lots of bickering
  • screenshots all your ugly snapchat pics for a long 10 minute compilation for your bday on fb
  • pulls up your enemy’s insta page to mock her/him with you. bitch sessions are the only time you two truly bond. the sass is strong in your family
  • but if you ever have a problem then he gets so emotionally involved it’s like it happened to him. if you ever experience bullying then don’t be surprised when he starts crying
  • behind your back he’ll complain to the boys that you’re gross but if one of then even looks wrong at you then r.i.p they had a good life.

Originally posted by honeyxxxmoon

Jaemin:

  • all nighters watching iron man or horror movies. which, depending on which of the two, you two either pass out on top of each other on the couch. or you sleep in the same bed. just in case a murderer shows up
  • makes sure you eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away
  • always has playful dance offs with you, esp to exo songs
  • once dreamed of being a doctor so acts like it when you’re sick; “what are your symptoms? no, don’t buy that medication. get the one in the red packet, those work better”

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Chenle:

  • introduces you to exo’s lay, so now he also treats you like a sibling. between lay, renjun and chenle; you’re taken care of
  • sings you to sleep when you’re sick or upset
  • is also super mischievous so sometimes pulls pranks. not extreme ones though. he’ll never push it too far
  • is also your partner in crime
  • your parents have a lot of their hands since you two always have each others backs; “broken vase? what broken vase?” “yeah, we’ve been in our rooms all day.” if one of you goes down, the other does too, & you wouldn’t have it any other way

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Jisung:

  • brags about you all the time to his hyungs
  • sends you the cutest snaps & texts & buys you things all the time from cupcakes to a new phone
  • is basically your wing-man since he praises you so much that the other guys joke “man, maybe we should marry (y/n) since they sound so great” & jisung’s so proud like “yeah, my lil sibling is so great & cool.”

Originally posted by neotechs

first and foremost thank you to my girl quinn for this edit. i wish i had talent. anyways i finally hit 1k and so this only felt appropriate. thank u to everyone for following me even when my url was bonedaddystrome. here we go.

i have so many favs on here i truly don’t know how i narrowed it down to this many people!! i probably forgot a bunch of people too so please don’t be offended!! here we go now for real:

@fornothingisevilinthebeginning ; @franson ; @nazemkadri ; @codyglasser ; @nickschmaltz ; @cargojorts ;  @stevenstamkos ; @waynesimmmonds ; @waynesimmonds ; @nevmar ; @dubnyk ; @stmichaelsmajors@goaliechants ; @yammermoto ; @domdwyer ; @skeletone ;  @slamilton ;  @liabllity; @goonmarner ; @marlleau ; @chiznasty ; @niall1993 ; @centerice  ;  @alldoggsgotoheaven@stephenstrasburg ; @firewlw ; @ronaldreghan ; @codyyglass@puckfucker ; @kyleseagered ; @phoenixcoyotes ; @garybettman ; @seimoneaugustus

now for the good stuff:

julia @vorewaulkers: u are the light of my life and the sun in my sky. i don’t know where or who i’d be without you and your jarjar binks icon watching over me. idk what to say that hasn’t already been said. i love you so much. but i fucking hate this url. jesus

ash @pbergeron: QUEEN of stanning club college hockey and having sideblogs. queen of the city of chicago. queen of stanning brady tkachuk. thank u for always having something nice to say and thank u for always gassing up my selfies and thank u for inventing the boston bruins so that i could continue to stan charlie mcavoy after he left bu.

syd @torontos: SYD good god we’ve been mutuals forever and it’s been a blessing the entire time. thank u for blessing me with ur selfies and for having god tier taste in both music and musicals. sorry for reblogging the luck puck 37 times and for always accidentally calling u std. it’s never on purpose i swear

quinnstopher robin @harrisonjack: i love u i love u i love u i love u SO MUCH ur edits are SEXY your tags are HILARIOUS the posts you send me are TOP TIER and your friendship is truly ONE OF A KIND. thank u for making this follow forever possible with ur mad skills. ur an absolute ledge

olivia @werenski: THE QUEEN OF GIFS AND USA HOCKEY!! i truly don’t know where i’d be if i couldn’t ask you for video links or info on ntdp. you’re sweet as hell if u don’t ever change your url because u have so many good ones. also i’m actually siced for october i cant wait to meet up. the world isn’t ready. i hope you always stay as real as u are and that clayton finally unblocks you on insta bc you deserve it

eme @mitzvots: not a single day goes by that i don’t thank the world for having a friend as funny or as talented as you. thank you a million times over for the office au, for all of your recs, and for always speaking up for yourself (and us) when no one else wants to do so. thank you for doing so eloquently. i love u. slay my lofe

vic @drunkmomfriend: vic u truly are the best caps stan out there. i see your posts on my dash constantly because ur funny as hell and i’m always like damn! wish i could relate. you have like the coolest vibes and i would literally kill to have a job as cool as yours. thank u for joining me in making the dmv the best place in america. i couldn’t do it without you

🅰️ndi @nolanpatrick: bonch. ur funny as hell ur reaction pics are lit your selfie game is strong ur SWOLE as fuck and your daily snaps give me so much life. william nylander might be ferda but not as much as you. drake talks big, but you are in fact the real life actual 6ix god. don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

georgia @sheaweberismyrealdad: i will never truly respect you until you buy the chungus shoes but whatever. i would die for your ig feed and when i finally work up the courage to cut all of my hair off know that it was because u inspired me. thank u for being hilarious, for all of the random stuff you tag me in, for being one of the only two valid strome stans, and for saying adidas the way you do.

kayla @liasandersson: i cant believe i’m mutuals with the founder of the everett silvertips AND the calgary flames how wild is that? anyways your threads changed my life and i started watching big brother just so that  i could understand what you were talking about. i would die to have as many urls as you have that is true power. nothing but respect for MY #1 bella hadid stan

steph  @crouses: not to get senti but ur like the older sister i’ve never had but always wanted. thank you for always talking the best and most eloquent shit, and for having the correct opinions on everything ever, and for having the reaction pics i need, and for giffing things for me. you’re the other valid strome stan i mentioned i hope you’re proud of your brand. don’t get eaten by the floridian wildlife. i’d miss you so much

anu @mbappe : hey big water.

shai @barznasty2point0: the entire second half my summer consisted of staying up until like 5 am to talk shit and it was a HOOT and a HOLLER. thank u for finally getting me to watch the most important ndtp video of all time, for always spilling the best tea, for reading all of the bullshit i write, and for being the colin to my casey.

anu for real this time: dude ur like the funniest person i’ve ever met every post you’ve ever made belongs in the library of congress. ur a lil invalid sometimes but we’ve all been there. thank you for not being BLIND and joining me in stanning nate bastian. i love how you kind of have a smile and

-hands, and how we are both the number one woke bae stans. he doesnt deserve either of us.

mina @seguins: i love u minarals! ur an amazing writer and the best combination of shady and sweet possible. ur the only valid stars stan. thank u for appreciating erik karlsson with me, for brightening my day with always talking about stuff im too stupid to understand, for talking MAD shit, and for everything else. ur a real one. ilu.

crow @drunktext: so im a bitch AND im stupid but we already knew that. anyways huge fuckin shoutout to the inventor of california, emo bitmojis, on brand snap @’s, stanning the sharks and the preds, and name dropping. i hope to one day ball as hard as you do. you’re truly the realest one on this website and i respect you so much for it

Why you do your research kids

Okay, so I was minding my own business, browsing youtube when I see a vid come up titled “Top 10 Transformers Couples”. The thumbnail is some shippy fanart of Chromedome/Rewind, so it being one of my top fav pairings of all time I click it. The voice I hear is some nerdy dude and most of the couples are het ones except for of course CDRW, nothing wrong there. But something is nagging at me and the more I stare at the fanart on the thumbnail the more off I feel about it. Then it hits me, I know this artist, she’s one of my fav TF artist of all time. Her name is lesnee on Tumblr and let’s just say she was known for a very specific type of fanart. Want to guess what type by looking at the thumbnail for this vid.

If you guessed smut then ding ding ding, we have a winner! But Toaster, surely that dude didn’t use gay Transformer porn for the thumbnail of his vid. Well, let’s go have a look at the evidence.

Here’s the unedited work.

That’s pretty suggestive, but no robot cocks. So how can we be sure? Well thankfully lesnee tagged the picture appropriately.

Tada! It’s porn! Even though there isn’t a metal cock to be seen it is most definitely porn.

Some poor nerd dude uploaded a vid on his youtube with gay robot porn in it. And the best part? See those views, over 100k. That pic of robots clanking has been clicked and the vid watched over 100k times. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

anonymous asked:

Ahhh if you ever do feel like drawing BakuSero I would just about die because I love that rare pair soooooo much and there is next to nothing for it

Holy shit I thought I was literally shipping that ship by myself, but here you are, amazing !!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway don’t worry I’ll definitely draw something for it sooner or later anon, I love it way too much to never give in haha

Anon said: my day started out terrible but your sero and kaminari saved the day (like most of your drawings do) ty ily

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m super glad to hear that!!!!!!! I hope the rest of your day will be as amazing as it can be, anon!!!

Anon said: A) why isn’t it franswers? B) Kaminari has a habit of just watching (unbreakable) things just fall if he fails to catch it or it slips out of his hands. like he doesn’t move to get it, he just watches it fall with a blank face

A) that’s a great question that would deserve an equally great answer which sadly I don’t have??? like, why isn’t it franswers??? it should definitely be franswers t b h - B) yes and also I feel Kaminari a lot. Like, mood and also same. As usual hahaha

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RFA members on a roadtrip with MC (packing + playlist)

Zen

  • Zen landed on a new role that features a lot of road trips, so he wanted to experience it firsthand
  • Ofc he brings his princess along
  • Packing took at least a month
  • Most of the time was spent on picking out matching couple outfits
  • (Also an alarming amount of skincare products)
  • “Zen wtf is an ultra fresh aloe vera hyper moist face mask pure snails, and why did you bring a whole box of this”
  • He proudly exclaimed something about taking care of his god given looks (as to not disappoint the people who find joy in his looks *cough*Jaehee*cough*)
  • The planned route was supposed to take 3 days tops
  • But it got dragged into almost a week because he insisted on stopping at all the places to take pictures
  • Not of the scenery but of himself (and you ofc)
  • At every stop u were treated like an attraction because random ppl would stop and take pictures of the gorgeous couple
  • His playlist consisted of his musicals, which he enthusiastically sang along to
  • In the beginning u thought u were gonna die tho cos he was rly putting on a show (also motorbike boy not the safest driver)
  • After a while u started singing along (not as well as Zen ofc but he loved that u decided to join)
  • At night he would take you out to the hood of the car to see the stars
  • This boy looked so innocent and cute until u got back into the car (and boy the BeastTM was unleashed)
  • The only reason you returned home was because he was running out of that face mask

 
Yoosung

  • He wanted to attend a gaming convention that was a few cities away
  • You offered to drive, but he insisted on driving himself (to show u how much of a man he is)
  • Boy scout Yoosung had packed all of the essentials +/- a shitton of snacks so you didn’t need to do much
  • Let me tell u this boy was so excited to go on a roadtrip with his gf
  • He made sure everyone knew before u even left the house
  • Constantly documenting every moment & sharing it on every social media
  • #roadtripwithbae  #lovehersomuch  #relationshipgoals
  • You were embarrassed but u still liked everything he posted (which only encouraged him more)
  • Yoosung’s playlist was the most normal out of the entire RFA
  • Consisted of top hits that u guys sang along to
  • He was actually a pretty good driver
  • Maybe even a little too cautious (he was so adorably focused on trying not to piss ppl off on the road)
  • You spend the car ride playing childish car games
  • “I spy with my little eye something that starts with C”
  • “Cutiepie!” he says happily and points and you (what an innocent cinnamonroll)
  • The word was car btw” u say but you’re blushing
  • At one point u fell asleep before getting to the destination
  • You woke up huddled in Yoosung’s fav blanket (probably blue and covered in stars)
  • The next day u find a shit ton of your sleeping pics on social media
  • #sleepingbeauty #luckiestman #ilusomuch

Jaehee

  • Jumin was on a trip out with his dad to so Jaehee finally had a couple days off
  • After spending a couple days recharging, she decided to take u to a newly opened coffee shop called Stardollars (get it??? Badum tiss), insisting that they had the best brewed coffee in the entire country
  • (although u suspect that it was linked to Zen doing a commercial for said café)
  • By the time u got out of the house Jaehee had already packed everything u needed, and planned out the entire trip
  • All u had to do was to get onto the car
  • She asked u to put on whatever music u liked so she could get to know u better (◕‿◕✿) 
  • To mess with her u put on the most hardcore rock music u could find (◡‿◡✿)
  • Oddly enough she was really into it (⊙‿⊙✿) 
  • You took it upon yourself to take lots of cute couple pictures (so that people KNOW you’re a couple)
  • At one point u had to stop because Jaehee said u were distracting her driving
  • The time was spent just talking about everything that came to your mind (dissing Jumin)
  • She kept on pestering u with questions the whole way
  • Are you comfortable?
  • Are you hungry? (DID YOU FUCKING EAT?)
  • Do you need pee breaks?
  • Are you cold?
  • At some point u mistakenly called her mom
  • She got super red and was a lot quieter after that
  • Until you put on Zen’s musicals
  • Rest of the car ride was spent practically screaming the lyrics with passion (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ 

Jumin

  • Jumin wished to spend some time with you, so he decided to take you to the cherry farm
  • He originally intended to fly there but you suggested a roadtrip
  • This boy was interested in this activity called “roadtrip” and got quite excited
  • He tried helping you pack
  • But when he insisted bringing an oil painting of Elizabeth the third you had to stop him
  • He insisted on driving in the beginning (and u foolishly agreed)
  • But after almost getting killed the fifth time within 30 min you forcefully took over (for some reason this turned him on)
  • To make him stop pouting you let him choose the music
  • And immediately you went a couple centuries back in time
  • You were met with Dvorak’s Symphony nr. 9 in E minor (he enthusiastically informed you of the title)
  • You never knew that it was possible to sing along with an entire symphony orchestra
  • Seeing Jumin happily swinging his head from side to side to the rhythm of the music you couldn’t help but smile
  • “Listen to the crescendo MC” this boy was so enthusiastic
  • You stared at him blankly (let’s just play along)
  • He’s now trying to act as the conductor swinging his hands up and down with his eyes closed
  • He was so cute u almost drove off the road
  • At one point you tried to play the game “yellow car” with him but you quickly stopped as you saw the confusion in his eyes
  • “Why would you wish to be hit?” poor boy could not comprehend
  • When you couldn’t come up with an answer (because idfk why ppl actually plays this game Jumin) this smug piece of shit grinned and asked whether this was a fetish of yours
  • “Because if that is true, I would gladly comply, but this is neither the place nor time, just wait until we get to the hotel”
  • Oh boy shit went down at the hotel

Seven

  • So Seven somehow got the news that a new cat café opened a couple cities away
  • …NOTHING STOPS SEVEN!!! ZERO!!! SEVEN!!! from his beloved kittycats
  • He’s more excited than usual (if that’s even humanly possible)
  • Like really there’s this manic gleam in his eyes and you’re slightly concerned
  • “We’re going RIGHT NOW-“
  • But Seven no it’s midnight and you’ve got shit to do-
  • -right NOW
  • A second later he’s already outside starting one of his babies
  • “Seven can we at least pack-“
  • No need
  • The Defender of Justice is always ready for an adventure
  • You realize he wasn’t joking as he lifts the car trunk and reveals a stock of Dr.Pepper and Honey Buddha Chips (what did you even expect)
  • But also toiletries, clothes and living essentials (????)
  • Seriously when did he even pack these
  • “Secret agents are always equipped to be on the run MC”
  • Oh right.
  • Hackerboy somehow managed to program a GPS into the robocat
  • “Turn left in 400 meters meow! Master doesn’t want to get lost meow!”
  • Go cat or go home
  • Nothing prepared you for Seven’s playlist
  • It started with a chipmunk version of Nyan cat (fuck off Seven)
  • He sang along completely out of tune
  • Robocat discarded its GPS function and chimed in (sometimes you’re legitimately scared of it)
  • You chucked an empty Dr. Pepper bottle at Seven’s face (while he laughed his ass off)
  • But an hour later you were both yelling Rebecca Black’s Friday at the top of your lungs
  • Somewhere along the trip you fell asleep (still mumbling Gangnam Style in your half-consciousness)
  • This is ofc live broadcasted to the entire RFA

anonymous asked:

Hi! Could you possibly make headcanons for how the RFA + V & Saeran would react to a short, muscularly-built MC? Love your headcanons, by the way! ❤️

OH! I’m a shortie, too! Also, thank you ^^

Yoosung

  • He’s not a super tall guy
  • Don’t remind him though
  • So he loves that you’re mini!
  • This lil spaghetti boi
  • You have to open jars for him lolol
  • He never asks you though
  • He’d rather die
  • He’s a MANLY MAN HE CAN OPEN THIS JAR DAMN IT
  • When you hear him banging it around in the kitchen you have to go to his rescue
    • “Gimme that, Yoosung”
    • “Noooo I can do this!!”
  • One time you were play fighting in the bedroom and you accidentally kicked him in the ribs
  • He felt his soul escape his body
  • The painnnn
    • “OMG YOOSUNG I’m so sorry are you okay???”
    • “I-I’m fine…”
    • “Yoosung your face is blue”
    • “Just let me die in peace”
    • He curled into a ball of sadness

Jumin

  • Loves that you’re small
  • Loves your frame
  • He’s a ‘less is more’ type of man when it comes to how you dress
  • But
  • He’s kinda obsessed with your legs
  • Dem CALVES
  • Loathes when you wear pants
  • He is so weak when you wear a short dress and some expensive high heels
  • Also you’re like his smol kitten
  • He wants you curled up on him all the time

Zen

  • Couldn’t be happier with your body tbh
  • You’re his small, not so delicate, princess
  • Loves to work out together
  • You go running every morning as a couple
  • Gym selfies
  • GYM SELFIES ALWAYS
  • He’s legit always taking photos of you working out its his fav thing in the whole world
    • “LOOK WHAT MY BABE JUST BENCHED I LOVE HER WITH ALL OF MY HEART”
  • But you’re still his small angel
  • Asks you to sit on his back while he does push-ups
  • Knows you can take care of yourself but gets overprotective and jealous as hell if anyone looks at you in the gym

Jaehee

  • You’re so gorgeous!
  • She’s muscular too, thanks to her Judo black belt
  • Fav thing is kissing the top of your head
  • She does it every morning while you’re making the coffee
  • Another fav of hers is clothes shopping with you
  • Bursts out laughing when you try on pants because they’re ALL TOO LONG WHYYY
  • Makes you come out of the dressing room wearing them with like a foot of fabric trailing past your feet
  • She loses it
  • You both laugh your asses off

Saeyoung

  • You’re so small and feisty he is so in love omg
  • You’re like a tiny strong kitten
  • Fav thing is tossing you on the bed
  • Also
  • On more than one occassion you both set up an obstacle course of strength! in the apartment
  • Jumping over couches and furniture
  • Crushing objects
  • You time each other to see who is the fastest and strongest!
  • The loser has to do ALL the chores for a week
  • You never lose.

V

  • You’re the greatest thing in the world to this guy
  • Really just enjoys doing the every day stuff for you
  • Hanging pictures and shelves
  • Reaching things that are high up
  • Omg its so cute when you can’t reach something
  • Loves how frazzled you get
  • Obsessed with your build
  • You’re like a tiny and beautiful greek goddess to him
  • Obviously takes your pic a lot
  • Also super happy that you’re tiny because you don’t take up much space in bed
  • This boy loves to sprawl out when he sleeps

Saeran

  • He wouldn’t have it any other way
  • You’re his tiny partner in crime
  • Loves to rest his arm on your head when you’re standing
  • It doesn’t bother you when he does it though
  • One time Saeyoung tried to do it to you as a joke and you punched him in the ribs
  • You were Saerans hero from that moment on
    • “MC…I’ve never loved you more”
  • Fav thing in the world is when he comes home and you jump hug him
  • Wrapping your legs around his waist
  • Also
  • Most nights would find you both on the couch
  • You nestled in front of him with your back to his chest as you watch TV together
  • Eating out of the same tub of ice cream you’re holding
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sims moodboard challenge by my sweets @aandidas !!

rules: put together a mood board using at least six images for the sim most associated with your blog (simself, legacy sim, character, etc.) and then tag more people to do it. {tips for making a moodboard here}

so i decided to do two?? one for my lovely bernard from my legacy and for myself!! :~)

(more info abt them below <3)

i tag: @cranberrrybog @lilchurrogames @simlydarling @tea-sims @liquid-rapture @ohthesefaces @ourfallensims

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The Spoils of War

Haul post from OCT-DEC not including a tree full of x-mas presents and some bits and bobs that I didn’t feel like fetching.

Local Art store has UNLOCKED PAINT with NO CAMERAS in the entire store, it’s a small, untapped gold mine. I have been hitting them off and on for longer than 3 months and they still haven’t added any extra security. Mostly slow, concealing in the aisles is easy mode.

Wax melts/wallflowers from B&BW and YC, small stuff is generally simple as long as you watch for smol ceiling cameras in YC. Candles from B&BW easy with larger bag and big displays, I always get those on the way OUT. YC large candles are like rare wild unicorns and should be cherished as concealing one requires some creativity, JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT of customers and a lot of patience.

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Dating T.O.P. Would Be Like

yo yo yo I magically finished all my English homework and i’m sitting I’m my school’s lounge as I’m waiting for my friend’s class to finish so I can go home!! yay!! lmao i’m skipping spanish class tho sorry. (jk not SORRY AT ALL IT SUCKS)

  • Okay so here we goo off to a magical land!!
  • he’s such a darling we all know this
  • he would be the perfect gentleman whenever you’re with him!
  • he would always have to bend down a lil bit to kiss u lmao no matter how tall u are
  • u would like…have to hug his waist lol good luck w those back hugs u ain’t getting C L O S E to putting ur chin on his shoulder
  • backlogs are a MUST HAVE in any relationship tbh but especially in this one bc he would just
  • love
  • to hold you
  • I feel like he can be shy w cuddles so u would have to wait until he initiated the cuddles bc he’s tol but he’s a Gentle Tol 
  • but yeah he would literally just encompass you when u cuddled like even if u were laying on his chest his whole body would just wrap around u like a burrito
  • congrats ur the cutest burrito couple
  • ALWAYS the big spoon. always. always. unless ur sick, then u can be the big spoon just bc he loves u and wants u to feel better
  • would be w e a k for u 
  • y'all would have the weirdest fights okay just like
  • “darling can we watch Zootopia?”
  • “No i wanna watch big hero 6″
  • Seunghyun we’ve watched that 12 times this week”
  • “but bae”
  • or about who used the last of the toothpaste and didn’t replace the bottle lmao that happens at my house 24/7
  • y'all would have dates that consisted of take out or one of u 2 cooking, drinking fancy wine(or grape juice if ur like me and don’t like alcohol lmao) 
  • and movie dates if u 2 were feeling extra lazy
  • *and this is where u fight over what movie u wanna watch*
  • usually he wins and ya’ll watch either some weird artsy sophisticated movie 
  • or an kid’s movie 
  • theres no in between
  • you would be watching the movie but he would have gotten distracted by running his hands through your hair and smelling it 
  • bc wow ur hair smells so good and it smells like you which is so comforting to him
  • u 2 would fall asleep holding hands n it would be so cute 
  • u would come w the rest of BB to a tv performance and he would sneakily be sending u hearts as he gets his makeup done 
  • and then Jiyong would catch u 2 and be like. gross. we r in public how daRE U 
  • jiyong chill ur just jealous of our love
  • “U like??” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • top plz
  • “let’s take a selca for instagram!!””okay!”
  • “what r u doing”
  • “smiling??”
  • “no no honey pie do what i do okay”
  • lmao u buy him a chair and he loves it 
  • ur a lil concerned he loves it more then u but that’s okay
  • “hey can we get a couch?”
  • “no.”
  • u actually bought him the chair bc u didn’t want to get him a chair for his birthday but u know what u ended up getting him?
  • a chair.
  • scrolling through his instagram like why tf am i dating this loser
  • then u see a Good Pic of him and that jawline ™ and ur like
  • ah 
  • yes
  • that’s why
  • and that’s a perfect segue into thE SIN
  • WE ALL KNOW
  • THIS BOY IS A DOM DOM DOMMY DOM
  • doesn’t matter if u don’t think ur in the mood, he’ll have u begging for him  wo him even touching u
  • i don’t really see him as a loud person?
  • more of a grunts and drawn out groans 
  • v v passionate lover
  • he would be a lil shy the your guys first time just bc he’s insecure about himself
  • but can u imagine being able to touch those shoulders????
  • i need a moment
  • loves to leave marks on u 
  • especially if u leave scratches on him he’ll double his efforts to make sure u know who’s who's 
  • specially if u have been hanging out w the rest of BB like even tho he knows he’s ur fav he still is like HHHHMMMMMM
  • but anyways yes 
  • a huge fan of pillow talk here
  • he could lay next to you forever if he could, gently drawing patterns from the base of your spine to the top, just watching goosebumps arise where his fingers were
  • that’s enough thats too much i’m done I’m out i can’t take this nayomre
  • he loves u will all his heart
  • ur his biggest fan <3
  • he’s ur biggest supporter in anything u do like sign me up to date this man bc he will be one of the most supportive people on the planet when it comes to his Bae
  • sometimes u feel like ur dating a 5 yo but that’s fine
  • please remember to love this man and tell him u think he’s stunning and perfect he’s had such a hard time w body image and he needs u to remind him that it doesn’t matter what other people think, u love him and u think he’s the most perfect person on earth even if he can’t cook and he makes u watch weird movies and he refuses to buy a couch 
  • and in return u will literally have the best boyfriend and the most perfect lover u hold his heart and he willingly gives it to you be careful
  • please love him he is a Gentle Tol

i forgot how much i love Top ahh he’s such a cute person sigh okay this took way too long for me to do i’m sorry my lovelies. <3 you!

-Admin Hedgehog

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A Journey for Hugh: Part Two

So, as some of you know, on Tuesday Hugh went on Colbert in NYC and some of us Fannibals went out to meet him. I know a lot of people have wanted the details, so here’s the run down!

After the mixed success of the Fannibal Fallon excursion, I really wanted to make sure that this time some of the people who missed him last time got another chance, and that we fannibals showed up in force to remind Hugh that we are still around and still rooting for Hannibal to live again. I always think it’s important for him to see some flower crowns and to know that we haven’t gone anywhere. There were also a bunch of new folk on-board and everyone was very excited!

Keep reading

Fanfic Prompts Masterpost

Mainly for me cause I’m always browsing my blog to find them back. Hope you enjoy too.

Oh God I’m So Sorry AU Prompts - wintergrey - post

  • we were playing a pickup game of basketball and I elbowed you in the face and that’s a lot of blood I’m so sorry
  • I was in a hurry and I ran into you outside the coffee shop while you were carrying two lattes and it turns out they were both for you except that now you’re wearing them I’m so sorry
  • this is my first job waiting tables and wow these plates are heavy but I’m doing my best which apparently isn’t enough to defy gravity I’m so sorry
  • I love hockey, I am Ruler of the Rink and apparently I don’t know my own strength because I just crushed you into the boards I’m so sorry
  • running is supposed to be good for your health except I seem to have sprained my ankle and I took you out with me I’m so sorry
  • I was in the middle of a sick skateboard trick when you walked into my path and I couldn’t stop in time I’m so sorry
  • being a bike courier is great for my legs and it makes me good money and I meet hot people by running them over I’m so sorry
  • these super powers are so awesome it’s so exciting but I have zero control over them and I’m so sorry
  • you look a lot like my good friend so I ran up behind you and grabbed your ass with both hands in front of everyone I’m so sorry
  • I was hired to walk up to you and kiss you in public for the paparazzi and I only did it because I’m broke but you are a good guy and a good kisser I’m so sorry
  • I am the worst at parallel parking I mean I am so sorry about your fender I really hope one of us has insurance I’m so sorry
  • formal events are not my thing these shoes are new and this is a very long staircase at least you were at the bottom to break my fall I’m so sorry

Some AUs - peggyicarter - post

  • ‘you’re a celebrity incognito trying to hide from paparazzi and you’re sitting right next to me and i’m the only one that recognizes you’ au
  • ‘someone starts a rumor that we’re dating so let’s turn the tables’ au
  • ‘you made an obscure literary reference and i’m the only on that got it’ au
  • ‘we were both late to class and walked into each other in the hall and oh god do you have a concussion? i’m so sorry’ au
  • ‘oh my god you’re my ex’s other ex’ au
  • ‘we’re both actors and keep showing up for the same auditions’ au
  • ‘i keep overhearing you make fun of me so i finally try to stand up for myself and it actually had nothing to do with me at all i’m sorry i never meant for this to happen’ au
  • ‘we’re both teachers and all our students ship us’ au
  • ‘i kissed the wrong person on news years’ au
  • ‘i’m yelling to my friend about how attractive this celebrity is and then plot twist you’re the celebrity and in front of me wtf’ au
  • ‘the only two people in the movie theater’ au
  • ‘we showed up at a party wearing the same exact outfit. this is awkward.’ au

Cliche fanfic trope - teenagefrankzhang - post

  • Spin the bottle
  • truth or dare
  • TWISTER
  • friends locking them in a closet together
  • lab partners
  • one tutoring the other
  • nerd and jock
  • rival sports teams
  • blind date
  • stuck in detention
  • arguing but secretly being kind of turned on by it
  • P R E T E N D I N G  T O  B E  D A T I N G

AUs Ideas - doctordirectioner5 - post

  • ‘we work on the same floor and you always break the printer’ AU
  • ‘I went to the shelter to buy a cat but you want the same cat’ AU
  • ‘we are in the same cooking class and one time you forget to put the top on the blender’ AU
  • ‘I always sing along to the song you are playing on the piano in the apartment below’ AU
  • ‘we are on the same bus and you always read my favorite book’ AU
  • ‘In my art class you are a model that the class has to draw/paint/sketch’AU
  • ‘I was walking down the street and saw you doing something very suspicious so i followed you’ AU
  • ‘We are apartment neighbors and you snore really REALLY loud’ AU
  • ‘I was dancing in my room just to realize my window was open and you live next door’ AU
  • ‘We are in the same bird watching group’ AU
  • ‘I go to a medieval festival and you are one of the knights there’ AU
  • ‘My water bottle wouldn’t open so I threw it and it hit you’ AU
  • ‘I got to comic con and you are dressed as the character that many people ship with the character I am dressed up as’ AU
  • ‘ I was walking down the sidewalk and you fell out of a tree just as I walked by’ AU

AUs for when your OTP are both assholes - jonahryan - post

  • You drive a massive SUV and steal my parking spot all the time and I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield wiper but oh no you’re hot AU
  • I’m a barista and you’re the obnoxious customer who comes through and orders a venti macchiato while talking on the phone the whole time so I misspell your name in increasingly creative ways every day AU
  • I’m a busy businessperson and my barista keeps misspelling my name in increasingly disrespectful ways, honestly, who does this person think they are AU
  • We were both playing wingman for our friends who have now decided to go home together, and after five minutes of conversation we fucking hate each other, let’s bang it out AU
  • I saw you trying to hit the “door close” button in the elevator but I made it in and then I pushed every single button to make you later for work, but now we’re stuck in this fucking elevator as it stops at every single floor and I don’t know what to say other than “you started it” AU
  • I asked for your help getting a book off the top shelf and and you laughed at my taste and called me a nerd so I shoved you into a table of nonfiction best-sellers and that’s how we both got banned from the quirky community bookstore AU
  • I take my grades very seriously and you’re the lazy asshole who asks a ton of off-topic questions to distract the professor and I might be a foot shorter than you but I swear to god I’ll fight you AU
  • You tried to barge into a private conversation so I said something devastatingly witty and dismissive but you came back with something even meaner and more clever AU
  • Shouting match over the last Thanksgiving turkey at the grocery store AU

AUs age appropriate - haydenbyerly - post

  • We’re in a project together at school so we exchanged numbers but you accidentally butt dialed me and I found out that you kinda sorta like me a little bit au
  • You fell asleep in class and I covered for you even though we’ve never talked au
  • We take the same bus to school and there weren’t any more seats so you had to sit by me au
  • You moved after elementary school but came back for hs and we picked up right where we left off au
  • We follow each other on tumblr and decided to meet and it is actually the kid from my school that I always thought was a jerk au
  • I heard you talking shit about my fav so naturally I came to yell at you but found out you weren’t talking about the same show and you actually love the same character I love au
  • You laughed at my joke/pun in class when everyone else groaned and now you wanna hear more au
  • My parents told me to get a tutor in math so asked you for help bc I know you’re smart but the only thing I’ve learned so far is that you are cute au
  • You didn’t even know me but you saw I was sad and tried to cheer me up au
  • I noticed you looking at my test answers and I pushed my paper closer to you so you could get a better look au
  • We used to be friends in elementary school but we grew apart and now we’re in high school math together and you said one of our inside jokes out loud au
  • You’re a trouble maker so the teacher thought that changing seats so little perfect me was sitting next to you was a good idea but now we both get in trouble au
  • Meet in detention au
  • You saw me drop a lot of papers in the hall and were the only one who helped me pick them up au
  • We were both late to class and you asked me if I wanted to skip with you and I said okay au
  • We have a class set of books and when I opened mine I saw what you wrote and I wrote back so we’re kinda pen pals au
  • We don’t have any classes together but we smile and wave at each other in the halls au
  • You said something in class that made me realize you have the same secret obsession with (Zac Efron) as I do au
  • I saw your dog and ran to pet it w/o noticing who the owner was but now I see you and wow au
  • I created a hot sim in The Sims 4 and it looks EXACTLY like you au
  • I was reading fanfic on the school computer and you saw and realized it was yours au

Bad at dating - notallbees - post

  • I can’t tell whether this is a date because you asked to see a movie but I’m still not sure you’re queer, and I’m toeing the line because maybe you’re just trying to make friends
  • One of us thinks this is a date but the other thinks it’s an informal job interview
  • I decided to flip a coin about every decision in my life for a week and that’s how we ended up on a date
  • We’re both meant to be going on blind dates with other people but we sat down at the wrong table and got our hopes up
  • We took each other’s underwear from the laundromat by mistake
  • I got drunk and sent a sexy naked pic to my ex but I sent it to you instead by mistake
  • We had one really bad date and never spoke again and now our friends have set us up on a blind date
  • I’m calling to cancel our date because I’m actually in the ER right now, sorry. …I mean, sure, I guess you can come down here, but… okay…
  • We had sex at the office party but we’re both workaholics so we don’t normally date
  • We’re going on a blind date - but wait a moment, aren’t you that went down on me in a back alley behind a club year ago? … what do you mean “which one”?
  • You bought me at a charity auction and you’re probably a serial killer
  • You’re my waiter and I’m on a really crappy date with an asshole
  • Your appointment with a sexual therapist was right after mine and we got talking in the waiting room
  • We’re on a blind date, but wait a moment… aren’t you that guy who gave me a hand job at a Renaissance Faire a year ago?… what do you MEAN “WHICH ONE”?
  • We both picked the same power ballad at karaoke so we sang a duet
  • We’re both trying to take advantage of the unlimited appetizers deal on separate dates at TGI Fridays and I got the mozzarella sticks and I’m on my sixth plate and I want to die, can I PLEASE swap you for some of your wings?

AU - ironinkpen - post

  • “You’re a celebrity and I’m a paparazzo, sorry friend I have to take pictures of you to pay my rent next month” AU
  • “You’re a store clerk and oh shit I just spotted my ex please let me hide behind your desk-thing” AU
  • “I don’t know you but I need some place to stay for the night, my roommate’s getting some” AU
  • “I’m helping my niece’s girl scout troop sell cookies and hell no, fuck off soccer coach, we were here first” AU
  • "This has been a very bad week and you just grabbed the last box of my favorite comfort food at the supermarket” AU
  • “You’ve locked yourself outside of your apartment and there’s a storm rolling in and I pity you so I’ll let you into mine” AU
  • “We’re neighbors who don’t really talk but your cat might have gotten my cat pregnant?? We must raise this little kitty family together” AU
  • “A toddler broke your nose and I may or may not have snapped my thumb during a very intense game of Mario Kart and now we’re both sitting next to each other in the hospital waiting room” AU

If anyone wants something remove or added just message me. 

Also 

Modern Marauders in high school

Inspired by this post on Harry potter in modern high school.

  • Everyone hates and is slightly envious of the Marauders. Those dudes were the highest of cool without even trying
  • well it looked that they were even trying. but james started playing football just for the coolness

  • but he liked it enough after the first training
  • sirius gives no fuck about fashion. he would always wear his leather jacket
  • then would choose his clothes and he’d give the theme of the week on twitter
  • everyone wait for this moment-because this boy was a fashion master without even trying
  • the first time he did that, he simply tweeted ‘floral for this week’. the next day, half of the school wore floral prints
  • the day he started wearing flower crowns everyone had their own by the end of the day
  • though he never studies, he aces all his classes
  • both him and james were lucky like that
  • though, remus and lily were always 1st and 2nd
  • and boy! does he take selfies!
  • during maths class-his caption was 'gonna slay differential equations bitches’
  • during chemistry class-'sluggy thinks he makes love potions here. look at my pretty face’
  • during home economics-'with my favourite minnie’
  • “Mr black please put down that phone”
  • new selfie with caption: 'my face when the love of my life is mean to me.’
  • “MR BLACK!”
  • he had thousands of followers on instagram
  • a followback from him was considered highest praise
  • his instagram was filled with pics of him and the marauders and thousands thousands pics of moony
  • moony sitting,moony yawning,moony sleeping
  • needless say the whole school shipped them
  • but no-one knew if they were dating
  • since all the marauders were kind of tactile among them
  • bets were placed about their relationship
  • even james and peter put money in them
  • when remus heard of those bets, he placed one as well
  • 'remus would kiss sirius during prom’
  • boy did he win!!!
  • remus would be the hipster without even trying
  • he ALWAYS wore tight pants, and over large sweaters
  • he was the image of cute and hot
  • so even if everyone fantasized on sirius, it would be on remus that they had crushes
  • the boy’s locker always contains at least 4 love declarations at the end of the day
  • (sirius was always jealous about those. what if his remus decided he liked one of them and started to date them and not him)
  • remus would always have his headphones on
  • -“hey remus"he would sigh, loudly, and looked as if he was making a massive effort to just lift his eyes and remove an earbud
  • he always wore beanies
  • beanies of every colors
  • bets were placed on the color he would wear the next day
  • sirius always won, since he was the one recommending remus which beanie to wear
  • even though he didn’t look as though, remus worked really hard in his studies
  • he topped every class. he was either first or second
  • lily was the only student who could give him a run for his money
  • in spite of the amount of time he spent revising and doing homework, he would always tutor peter
  • peter wasn’t a genius
  • he was average with all the help from remus and sometimes, lily
  • his real talent was dancing
  • he was the life of the party
  • the party never starts until peter starts dancing
  • peter dancing to single ladies was recorded and uploaded to youtube
  • the video got thousands of views in a 3 weeks only
  • now, he was the one to prepare the choreography of the cheerleaders
  • he was the cheese expert. better than even sirius(with his posh family)
  • "no remus, american cheese isn’t cheese. it’s an excuse for cheese. a cheese abomination.
  • "what do you mean you don’t like roquefort. Roquefort is life”
  • when james and lily started dating, peter and lily became best friendseveryone was surprised
  • they connected due to the cheese
  • lily loves cheese as well
  • amd just imagine lily in a croptop
  • she would totally rock it

  • Now let’s get to the prom
  • sirius decided to go for a black tux with a shirt with tiny dog paws on them
  • he was slightly nervous
  • because he would be going with remus
  • though they didn’t mention if it was 'as friends’ or as more than friendsremus didn’t exactly help him
  • though he took his hand and kissed it(causing sirius to blush for 10 minutes)
  • it was only when they were dancing that remus placed his hand on sirius’ waist and pulled him close and kissed him

  • they shared the money on the bet between them
  • they won best couple  in the year book
  • year book made by peter
  • peter who used loads of glitter and put lyrics of his fav songs everywhere on the book
  • james and lily won king and queen of prom
  • peter went to prom with mary,from cheerleaders
  • they rocked the dancefloor
  • everyone tried to match them
  • but only managed so for one song or two
  • peter and mary won unofficial king and queen
  • but they refused it on the basis that it was so heteronormative tradition
  • remus and sirius were making out in the back of remus’ car

anonymous asked:

Do you guys know of any good BTS threesome Smuts?

YES AKSJFHSDKF. i’m secretly taekook threesome trash. Some really good threesome pics areeeeee *drum roll*

children of the night - @kimjeonmins -> (x)

two is better than one - @namjinsugakookievminhope -> (x)

top of the class - @sunshine-suga -> (x)

go big or go home - @bts-for-life -> (x) 💦💦💦 this is my fav 👀

THEY’RE ALL TAEKOOK IM SORRY. I’M GONNA GO LOOK FOR SOME OTHERS RN BRB.

ok so.

@bts-for-life -> Snack time (x) Vmin

                         Worth the trouble (x) JiHope

@pjiminnie -> Carmine (x) Vmin

                       Tease (x) Yoonseok

tbh I don’t read threesomes other than Taekook so I can’t really tell you any good threesome smuts other than the ones mentioned ahhahaha. but I definitely recommend you read them all up there. they’re good. CREDITS TO THE WRITERS, NONE OF THESE WORKS ARE MINE.

I am a real sinner T-T

- Admin Smol