that time they stole a photographer's wheelchair

You know what? Fuck that asshole, man. I mean, he offers to take a nice picture of you and your lady friend, you think, ‘hey, he’s in a wheelchair, you know, he gets how important a little kindness can be,’ and next thing you know, you’re on TMZ. He’s just another paparazzi scumbag, trying to get a leg up. I bet he’s not even handicapped; he just uses it to get people to trust him. Jesus, human fucking decency.

So we’re just gonna leave the wheelchair on the sidewalk, yeah? Let’s go get some sushi.