that this would amuse me so

anonymous asked:

So Melissa Benoist learned cup stacking at school (I didn't know that was a thing) and now all I can think of is how out of all the ways Lena could figure out Supergirl and Kara are the same people, she makes the connection by watching Kara stack cups because "you can't possibly do it in that fast Kara."

I would love to know what kind of situation led to Supergirl having to use her cup stacking abilities for Lena to get the opportunity to make that connection

Originally posted by fallontonight

anonymous asked:

If Dylan or Eric had a girlfriend and they got into a heated argument with her and she slapped the shit out of him. What would their reactions be like?

You gotta be kidding me, right?  Both would be perturbed and pissed af if a girl pulled a stunt like that.  It would majorly bruise their egos and they’d feel stunned and emasculated.  Eric might’ve taken it as a challenge to counter back by trying to restrain her and perhaps even slightly amused if he managed to overpower her. Though, he’d be resisting a very strong urge to punch her face out.  I think he very well could have.. but every fiber of his being had been taught him not to hit or disrespect women. So, there would’ve been a lot of yelling over one another in their scuffle, arguing and name calling. If she was losing the battle, he’d probably laugh at her and call her a whiny spoiled bitch.  Dylan would’ve gotten livid in the sheer humiliation of being physically mistreated by a girl. She’d be getting in a few choice slaps there on him too as he just took it. But in an instant, he would’ve overpowered and tackled her so fast it would’ve made her head spin as her cheek was on the receiving end of a very jarring slam up against the nearest concrete wall. Think Incredible Hulk when the anger has been roused.  His face red; his voice would BOOM in her ear to STOP IT!  While they’re breathing their heavy as he’s got her in an arm lock, he’d suddenly disengage and walk away.. She wouldn’t see him for days..and days. He’d retreat and keep to himself. Things would’ve been ruined for him there on out.  He’d feel shame for having been hit and overpowered by a girl and simultaneously wondering if a fucked up mess like himself deserved it.

Thanks for the support everyone!

Can I just say I am so glad people are enjoying the avatar post (and the blog in general). I was super afraid that post was going to be one of those things that was way funnier in my head and when I wrote it out I almost deleted it because I didn’t know if anyone would find it as amusing as I did. Clearly all of you did, and I’m glad I went ahead and posted it.

I’ve had a couple of people mention to me that they would draft things but then end up not posting them because they felt it was only funny to them. I say post it and see what happens. When I started this blog, my main blog only had 15 followers. Most of that was because it was mainly a reblog blog with some minor original content. I started this blog just to see what happened. I didn’t consider myself very funny, but many of you have mentioned how much you are enjoying the blog and that makes me so happy.

This blog is currently at 1,167 followers! That’s insane! I’m so glad all of you are getting enjoyment off the blog. I’m working on something as a celebratory thing so be on the look out for that.

Last words, if you were thinking of making a blog (be it HP related or not) but think you aren’t funny enough, don’t let that stop you. Those who wanted to make house related blogs like this, go for it! And be sure to let me know. I’d be happy to help spread your content around for people to see.

Thanks again everyone!

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As I’m sure you’ve guessed, this is another one of those ‘what if they had Tumblr Blogs?’ thingiezz. But this is basically a humorous take on how I’d imagine Sonic & company would handle their personal Tumblr Blogs. I really tried to fit each of their personality into them as much as I could so I hope ya’ll enjoy it!

BTS Reaction to you having a wet dream.

Seokjin:

Originally posted by wintaeangel

He’d be shocked when he heard you moaning his name. He’d only laugh at you and be sure to make fun of you when you wake up.

Yoongi:

Originally posted by btsxyou

He’d be turned on when he heard your moans and he’d wake you up to fix the problem you caused.

“Do you think it’s funny to do this to me?”

Hoseok:

Originally posted by liveforeverneversaynever

He’d be amused but wouldn’t bother you, wanting to hear every dirty thing you were dreaming aloud.

Namjoon:

Originally posted by hoseokxx

He’d become increasingly frustrated until he had enough of listening to you. He’d shake you awake and flip you on your back.

“If you’re that needy, why don’t you just say so?”

Jimin:

Originally posted by okayoongz

The moment his name leaves your lips he would burn up with embarrassment until he worked up the courage to gently shake you awake.

“J-Jagi, wake up…we can play if you want to…”

Taehyung:

Originally posted by suga-com

At first he wouldn’t notice. The second time you groan and squirm around he’d be confused, not sure if he should wake you to see if you were alright. Around the third time you moan it finally clicked in his mind what was happening.

“Oh, Y/N wake up, I can make you feel better.

Jungkook:

Originally posted by baekon-stripss

He’d be very shocked and not sure what to do since it would probably be the first time he’d ever heard or seen something like that. Your moans would turn him on but he’d be too shy to take over the situation.

Blue Lion Theory Headcanons

I’m quite amazed by how much the Blue Lion Theory is starting to spread around the Voltron fandom (and still quite amused by the Shiro vs Lance dying meme that appeared for a short while. Guys chill- I assure you that if my theory comes true, from a writer’s standpoint, it’d be more logical for it to happen in a later season once the team is all reunited for a while and all nice and bonded, so worry more about Space Dad right now.xP

Anyway, back the subject, you guys’ support, ideas, and own theories has made me ponder more about this theory of mine and what the Voltron team’s reaction to  Lance’s sacrifice would be like. PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR SOME DELICIOUS ANGST!

Allura

-Let’s start with the possible next Blue Paladin shall we? It’s a shame that we don’t see much bonding between Allura and Lance in season one, but I’d imagine by this time, they’d have bonded just a little, but not as much as Allura herself would have like. Because of this, after Lance’s sacrifice, she’d probably feel a strong sense of guilt and regret that as a princess she had let the Blue Lion be destroyed and lost one of her paladins because of this error, but also as a friend, she had never made much of effort to become closer to Lance. She never even got the chance to tell Lance why the Blue Lion chose him to become her paladin. 

-Her confidence as a leader will waver and is only after she tearfully tells the Blue Lion (Lance) about these insecurities and her guilt that he will reveal that he has chosen her to be the Blue Paladin and speak (well in the way the Lions are able to speak) for the first time since the sacrifice. 

-Of course, as the Blue Paladin and Blue Lion, Allura and Lance will grow closer through sharing memories with one another and perhaps Allura will start to make more of effort to strengthen her friendship with the other paladins (with some helpful mental prodding from Blue Lance).

- If Lance is ever able to return to his original body, I’d imagine she’d still affectionately call him ‘her Lion’  and vice-versa ‘his pilot’. They’d have an unbreakable  queen and protective bodyguard relationship mixed with playful flirting that goes absolutely nowhere.

Keith

-Whether or not Klance has happened or not, I’d imagine Keith would take Lance’s sacrifice very, very hard. All his grief and anguish would boil over into furious aggression. For the first couple days after the event, Keith would spend in the training room, tearing apart Gladiator after Gladiator, yelling in a berserk rage over that fact they he was there and couldn’t do anything to stop it from happening. He’s angry at himself, at Lance, at his team, at Zarkon and Haggar, at the whole universe for what happened. And that. He. Could. Not. Stop. It.

-Keith would only calm down after he goes down to the Hangar where the Lions are kept and starts a yell fest up at Blue Lance. At this point Blue Lance has not spoken since he does not have a paladin yet. The fact that Lance, the Lance he loves that never shuts up, is now silent is what make Keith most upset. He screams, yells, and even punches the Blue Lance’s metal leg (instantly regretting it) angrily demanding “WHY THE HELL DID YOU EVER THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!? YOU SELF-SACRIFICING IDIOT! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO THE TEAM?! EVERYONE’S A MESS! WE ALL MISS YOU! I…miss you…please….come back…”  Cue a Keith breaking down to cry for the first time since it happened. Hunk and Pidge would probably find him and offer their comfort in a massive group hug, which would mark a new Garrison Trio being born. 

-Of course when Blue Lance becomes active again once he has Allura as his Paladin, I’d think that  Keith, Hunk, and Pidge as well as Allura and Shiro would start to have sleepovers in the Blue Lion’s cockpit as a way to try and stay close with their buddy.

-Blue Lance would still try and keep up a rivalry with Red and Keith. Allura hates it when a calm flight suddenly becomes a race against her will and she can only cling to her seat in horror as her ship starts doing loop-di-loops and flying through asteroids and shit. Keith and Red only encourage the bad behavior.

-If the suggestion that Lance will probably start losing a bit of his personality as he becomes and more like the old Blue happens then Keith, once he realizes this transformation is starting, will go all or nothing to try and get Lance back into his body even if it means getting help from a Druid. Of course, he’d try and do it in secret but Allura would find out, but instead of stopping in and telling Shiro or Coran, she demands that he take her with him to help since Lance is her Lion so as his pilot, its her duty to help him, royal titles and duties be damned. Keith is not pleased cause NO! I’M GOING TO BE THE ONE TO SAVE LANCE. WE BONDED DAMMIT! Pidge would probably find out and come with them to help and have to suffer through Allura and Keith bonding aka arguing on who’s going to help Lance more the entire time they’re kidnapping a Druid.

Aaaaannnddd that’s all for tonight. I’ll do the rest of the team tomorrow. Hope you guys were entertained! And if you have some headcanons yourself about the Blue Lion Theory feel free to let me know in a message or comment!^^

Peridot (Steven Universe) is autistic

-Uses an alternative communication device (her pre-recorded voice), especially when she needs to get complicated thoughts into words

-Echolalia: “clods” “clod” “CLODS”

-Doesn’t understand why what she says hurts the crystal gems

  • “What did I say?”
  • “Mean? I was just being ~cool~. Amethyst loved it!”
  • *tries to joke and smile and wave at Amethyst*

-Has trouble with communicating (earth specific vocabulary) so she makes up a word system that makes sense to her

  • in addition to her amusing words for mundane things: “how do you feel?” “big.”

-very literal

  • “Oh peridot, you’re killing me!” “I am not! that would violate our truce agreement!”
  • “you’re funny!” “Funny?”
  • Garnet: ”You’ll know when I’m joking.” Peridot: “eaahhhh”
  • “What is ‘nerd’? can you use it in a sentence.”
  • “you’re a real gem peri” “yes I am a gem”
  • “this drill is pure irony!” “actually it’s mostly carbonite”

-Odd humor

  • “I could call her… two things! Two clods… one clod…”
  • “Amethyst! Check out this … rhythmatic pulverizer!”  *flails on ground laughing*

-Upset by the unpredictability of the Crystal gems

  • “that… was not the correct answer…” (when Amethyst didn’t laugh at her joke)
  • “I have come to the conclusion that they are all defective”

-mimics behavior (the shirt nose flick thing)

{Speculation beyond this point}

-her limbs might be both comfort items and weight stims. She’s very upset when she’s parted with them and she clutches the foot that steven returns to her and rocks back and forth a little

-Glasses- maybe for light sensitivity

-meltdowns? Pearl:“*sigh* another one of her temper tantrums.”

I think the “E-box give me the beat” clip show us how smitten was Even with Isak since the beginning, because you have this “cool/artsy” guy literally doing a beat box for that dork, and he is sssso amused and so endeared… he can’t even do it because he is fucking giggling trough it…. like I’m pretty sure if Isak ask him to take a selfie doing a duck face because he feels a lil down, he would do it without hesitation…. that’s how smitten he is

“So Molly Hooper,” Sherlock sets down the pint I’ve just bought him and brushes the foam off his top lip. I wait for him to continue, but he doesn’t have a little speech planned it seems, because he just smiles at me. Waiting. 

“Erm.” I take a long swallow of my own pint. Then another. 

Concern and amusement mingles on Sherlock’s face, “Everything all right?” He sips again. 

I thunk my pint down on the bar and make that little false laugh I’m trying to stop doing, “Oh yes. Erm. I just. Have something to tell you. I’m thinking how.” 

Sherlock turns bodily in his chair to face me, clasping his hands under his chin and fixing both eyes on mine, “Yes? I’m listening. Something troubling you?”

“No!” that was a bit loud, I think. Cough a little and sip my pint again. “No, just. Something I’ve just sort of. Just worked out. And I’ve got to tell someone, and I don’t know when or how it happened, but. Erm. You’re sort of my best friend, so.” 

Sherlock raises his eyebrows and smiles, “Oh indeed? Well, I’m all ears.” 

“And figuring it out had a lot to do with. Well. Hope you don’t mind my saying. I mean. It wasn’t very like but. Anyway. If I hadn’t ever known you, I’m not sure I would. Erm. Well.” I cough again, just so I can lower my face. Maybe that will account for the blush, too. I’m fairly sure I’m blushing. 

“The ends of these sentences must be very important, Molly. I’m afraid I don’t follow you.” 

Blow out a beery little breath, then sip from my pint again. It’s half gone by now. “I. I’m. I. I like women. Only. I’m a. I. I’m gay,” the last in a whisper, followed by a weird little giggle that I can’t quite swallow. I chance a glance up at Sherlock. 

He’s beaming at me. I’ve never seen him look so pleased. “Well!” he taps his pint glass against mine, “Welcome aboard!” 

I burst out laughing at that, and Sherlock grins and grins watching me. “Thanks,” I tell him, still giggling. I take another long draw on my pint and hiccough. “I’m a lesbian,” I say quietly, trying it out. 

“Congratulations!” Sherlock grins at me, then leans over the bar, trying to catch eyes with the barman. “So many of the best people are.” 

Deals Between People Who Are Not Friends

Request: “For that ravenclaw-slytherin thing. Where you asked if you should write two new characters or not, you can do reader-Draco Malfoy if it seems better to you (i would like that too),love ya,thank you xx”

Pairing: Draco Malfoy x Reader

Word Count: 1652

Warnings: None


“Tell me how you did it.” Draco had you pinned against a wall, sneering at your amused smirk.

“Did what?” You asked. You really didn’t know what he was on about, but you loved to see the arrogant boy be so worked up about something you’d done.

“Don’t pretend like you don’t know, (Y/l/n).” He scowled. “It was a miracle when I found out I wasn’t in the same class as that filthy Granger girl. But then the marks are released, and I’m still second best?”

“Oh please Draco, don’t tell me you’re so worked up because I’m better than you at Alchemy.” You tutted, giving him a condescending look.

He swallowed, a red blush coming to his cheeks as you started playing mindlessly with his green scarf.

“You’re bold for a Ravenclaw.” He growled, pulling the scarf out of your hands.

“And you’re boring for a Slytherin.” You countered, frowning at his demeanour. “It’s always the same thing with you. You’re a jealous rat who can’t handle losing.”

Draco tensed his jaw, lowering his face towards yours.

“If you weren’t a pure-blood I wouldn’t be asking this of you right now.” He declared, his eyes slightly softening. “I need you to tutor me.”

You scoffed.

“What?”

“You heard me!” He bellowed, eyes twitching in slight shame for what he was asking. “Listen, (Y/n).” His tone was still laced with venom, but he had become a lot more rigid in his posture. “I’ve changed classes, since there’s no hope in beating a girl who has an alchemist as a father.”

You crossed your arms, ready to spit a retaliation, but he continued.

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V’s is longer than anyone else’s because i’m in such a V mood atm honestly that boy could step on me and i’d thank him

Zen would stand under an umbrella and watch you kick puddles, catch rain in your hands, or just run around in general. He knows he should warn you to stop, the fastest way to catch a cold is to play in the rain but he loves to see you enjoy yourself. He doesn’t want to get his hair wet, so he stands by and watches your little exertion with an amused expression, cheering at the end of your little dance.

Jumin took you to the cherry farm at just the right timing, the trees were all pretty pink and the smell was amazing. He wanted to take you for a walk through the field but it had been raining for hours on end already. He was about to take his boots off, but you grabbed his hand and ran out with him anyways. Instantly he wanted to go back inside, but after you called it a ’ natural shower ’ he couldn’t help but laugh and enjoy himself out here with you.

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Hold the phone :O

A certain someone…

Originally posted by ml1125

I don’t think it would a long shot to presume Mashima’s talking about Natsu. And if so, does this mean he’s like Joey, who can tell bra size at a glance? This brings me great amusement. xD

Natsu is deffo a boob-man though, so it doesn’t surprise me too much (or the fact he’s been staring at lucy long enough to guess this).

Originally posted by paradisebird

None of this random drivel has any revelance, but hey, I love useless speculation…

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„Y/N! Lily asked me to come and get you we’re going…“ Remus comes bursting into your room without bothering to knock. You stand in the middle of the room, hair disheveled and your shirt halfway over your head , „Oh damn…I…I am so sorry.“

„Really, are you?“ You ask with a hint of amusement because he’s making no effort to turn around or even avert his eyes, „You’re staring Remus.“

„Yes, yes I am…“ He mumbles quietly before finally realizing that he should indeed stop staring at you and turn around.

„Well, would you mind?

„Of course, sorry I’m sorry.“ He quickly turns around with a light blush spreading over his face. Remus starts rambling on about random things, gesturing around with his hands to try and hide how flustered he is, „…and that’s how Sirius and me got into trouble for sneaking out the other day.“ He finishes his story and you snicker behind him.

„Not that I didn’t like your story but why did you come up here?“

„Ah yes of course.“ He turns back around, giving you an apologetic look and shrugs, „Lily needs you downstairs and the others wanted to go out and do something.“

„Got it.“ You walk over to him and kiss him on the cheek before heading down to the common room, „Thanks dear.“

“Wait!” He yells after you, making you stop and turn back your head, “This is probably bad timing but would you go out with me sometime?”

„You just want to see me naked again.“

„W-what…no!“

„Remus…“ You say and start to laugh, „I’m joking, I’ll go out with you.“

Dating Diana Prince would include:

Requested

  • “No Diana, we can’t have ice cream for every meal of the day.”
  • You going as Wonder Woman for Halloween and she rolled her eyes so hard they nearly fell out her head.
  • When you crack jokes you can never tell if she is amused, she can either has a stone cold face or one that is really fluffy.
  • She loves it when you explain things. Like at museums when you explain what each thing is you often catch her just smiling at you.
  • “What’re you looking at?”
  • “You’re sweet when you are really concentrating.”
  • You can never breath when she hugs you but it’s so worth it. One hug can always make you feel on top of the world.
  • Diana describes her home to you and you sketch/write a beautiful description of it. She saves everything you do.
  • Not even just for her, she admires your talent so much.
  • I hope your a fan of PDA because oh boy is she not afraid of it.
  • Especially when someone starts flirting with you, she will kiss you.
  • Imitating her accent.
  • She always slips you into conversation when talking to the Justice League.
  • You’re really good friends with Clark. and she’s jealous
  • Her celebrating Earth holidays (Christmas/Easter) and you celebrating Amazonian ones.
  • Going through old photos of her as Wonder Woman.
I always enjoy a good revenge.

Summary: Reader is kidnapped by Moriarty who don’t know that she belongs to Loki.


[NOT MY GIF]


He was yelling. Again. You could not hear what he was saying, but you knew he was coming for you. It is what he had done for the two previous days. He had flung open the door of your cell and brought you to a darkened room where long, sharp knives were displayed on a huge table. He tied you to a chair and stared at you for a moment. He could not understand your fearlessness and your obvious indifference towards pain.

“Why?! Why do you keep smiling? What’s so funny?” He asked, definitely irritated.

“I told you, Jim, you amuse me.” Even if he was behind you, you could cherish the look of annoyance on his face.

“Yes, you keep repeating that, again and again.” He came closer. “I thought it would pass.” You could feel his warm breath behind your ear. “Do you enjoy being tortured?” He smirked.

“No, but I always enjoy a good revenge.”

“You’re threatening me?!” He chuckled. “Should I remind you who’s about to be skinned alive?” He grinned.

“Skin me?! Oh my God, I might have been a bit too adventurous, but you won’t let him do that to me. Will you?” You whispered.

For the first time, he had managed to frighten you and he seemed satisfied.

“Ah! I knew you were faking strength, you’re a good liar though.”

“She’s had a good master” The voice behind him said.

“Well, well, well. Who are you and how did you get here?” Your kidnapper yelled, turning to the tall, handsome, smirking man in a black, green and golden armor.

“You took your time!” You said, ignoring Jim’s questions.

“Sorry, Love, I had important affairs to deal with in Asgard.” He answered while untying you.

“Shouldn’t your betrothed be your priority?” You asked.

“You are and you always will be my priority. But something told me you were having fun.”

“Can’t deny it.” You replied smiling. Valhalla knew he had missed this smile.

Loki opened his mouth to talk, but the sound of a throat clearing interrupted him.

“See how you distract me,” You rolled your eyes. “I had almost forgotten about him.”

“Don’t make me ask again! Who are you and how did you come here? No one ever gets to me!” Moriarty yelled, fire burning in his eyes.

Before he knew what was happening, he felt his body crashing against the nearby wall, powerful hands strangling and lifting him.

“I did. Now, show me some respect. I am a god and I will not let a feeble mortal — no offense love — talk to me in such a way.” Loki responded.

He was about to break his neck when he heard your voice. “Dove, wait, please don’t kill him. Death isn’t the punishment he deserves. I told him about a revenge, I want him to be my pet.”

“Your pet?!” He mischievously grinned. “As you wish. Now, shall we go?”


Originally posted on AO3.

Thanks for reading! Comments, suggestions and feedbacks are welcome and awaited. Sorry for the mistakes, English isn’t my first language. LLAP

- R.S.