Monsta X as online shoppers
A/N: this just popped into my head so I just rolled with it. I have my other posts done for this week too sooooo bonus post!! YAAAY!! lol
- Confused AF about the concept
- like…he just clicks ‘add to cart’ and the money comes out of his account…?
- how do they know his card/account number?
- are they stalking him?!
- No? Oh… then how does this work?
- He has Minhyuk explain it to him ten times before he has him just do it for him
- He watches over Minhyuks shoulder as he does it for him
- but he asks the same questions every two seconds
- “So this is that tee shirt I wanted? In grey? Why is the picture black? Is it the same thing?”
- “Hyung, It’s the same thing. See this? This says grey here. The picture’s only available in black but it’s the same, I promise.”
- “Okay…. That is the shirt I wanted though right?”
- Minhyuk never helps him again so he just shops at regular stores now unless someone offers to put up with hi- I mean help him…
- Goes online out of boredom
- ends up seeing some item of clothes he’s convinced he needs
- /damn I would look hot AF in that shirt/
- ends up buying that shirt in every color
- plus the matching pants that are, of course, super tight
I’m not complaining tho
- /oh look! those shorts are cool too! They’ll show off my legs~/
- /OMG THAT’S THE CUTEST HEADSET I’VE EVER SEEN/
- buys a bunch of sexy clothing plus a headset with bunny designs on it
- and ANOTHER bunny plushy
- /ya~ Jooheon would love these gloves though…/
- ends up buying little things for his members too because he’s selfless like that
- his total would end up being no less than $350 not including shipping
- /but it’s worth it for those booty shorts~ yaas/ (<<something he’d probably think imo)
continued under the cut due to length~ ^.^