that thing she did that one time

anonymous asked:

One time i was at this club with my best friend (both girls) & we were partying &we both got drunk & then she suddenly kissed me & i didnt want to but i just kissed back. Anyways, we go on this couch and things get heated pretty quickly and soon my panties were down and she was fingering me so hard i came all over her hands and she licked my pussy clean & after that i did the same to her & ate her out. Nxt morning we never spoke of it but its the best thing i ever experienced w a girl

anonymous asked:

Do you think Annabeth cares about her appearance/girly stuff?? I'm writing a fic but since I don't write about her much I'm having a hard time placing where she stands re her wardrobe, makeup and hair, things like that. Any insight would be appreciated xx

she’s definitely not a stereotypically “girly” girl in my mind (and in canon)! here are some headcanons of how i personally see her ~style~

  • wears a lot of really simple clothing, like jeans and neutral colored pants and one-color tshirts. everything is quite well fitted and it makes her look like she put more effort than she actually did
  • lots and lots of neutral colors - the most colorful things she wears are red and blue, and even then they’re quite neutral. everything is so similarly toned, in fact, that when she’s in a hurry she can just grab a pair of bottoms and a top and it will generally go together, which she greatly appreciates
  • she’s literally always in flats or slippers because they’re comfortable and she’s already quite tall - she actually likes heels for what they look like and her legs look amazing for the fact she intimidates people even more by being even taller but they’re a pain to walk in and it’s just not worth it
  • i don’t see her wearing much jewelry - maybe a thin little necklace (maybe with the piece of coral percy gave her) or a simple bracelet at most. she does like those tiny pinpoint kinda earrings tho, when she can be bothered to remember putting them on
  • doesn’t wear much makeup at all, partly because she can’t be bothered and partly because she doesn’t really know how to do it. the only thing she really wears somewhat regularly is mascara, and even then by the end of the day she’s either picking it off with her nails or washed it off already because it irritates her sensitive eyes (light eyes, dry-ish skin - a nightmare), but she likes how it focuses on them and makes them even more startling. 
  • she kinda wishes she knew how to fill in her eyebrows because hers are quite light but she’s kinda afraid to ask for help and look like a fool. this baby.
  • she’s addicted to one makeup-y related item and it’s lip balm lol she has like 5 at hand at all times because she loves having different flavors and also she can’t stop herself from buying 78 at all times like annabeth my love pls stop
  • whenever she has special occasions to go to, she’ll call piper or silena over and they’ll do her makeup for her. she likes feeling pampered and the fact she just has to sit there and let them work, and also, she loves winged eyeliner when she doesn’t have the pressure to do it herself lol
  • the only thing she really pays attention to is her hair. she never lets it air dry or dry when it’s up because it turns into a big poofy mess and not only does she feel really not pulled together, she also feels like people don’t take her as seriously (and if there is one thing annabeth hates, it’s not being taken seriously). she does wear buns, ponytails and simple braids a lot when she can’t be bothered to wash it though because it’s definitely more of a chore than something she does for fun
  • (percy definitely enjoys smelling her curls when they’re all soft and clean and bouncy and also when she comes home tired he’s the one to undo her knot of a bun that has been on her head for 17 hours and calmly comb through her hair with his fingers until it’s ever so slightly poofy and really curly and knot free and kinda kinky but he doesn’t take a brush to it because by now annabeth’s fallen asleep with his hands on her hair and he doesn’t wanna wake her up.)
A (W)hole New World - Three

The reader x Spencer pegging fic you never knew you needed. Which I somehow drag out for six chapters.

First two parts are in the mlist.

You planned it. You had to plan it.

Because you had to make sure you were prepared back there. You and Spencer set a date for his turn, because you seriously doubted that you’d want to try both things in one night, and in the meantime you did more research.

Which mainly involved asking Immie whether you needed to douche out your butt or not. When she’d recovered from laughing and realised how genuinly anxious you were about this, she set you straight with her expertise.

“It’s up to you. Even if you douche, it could still end up messy. And all the water you’d be pumping into your butt, can take a surprisingly long time to come back out again. Just make sure you’ve taken a dump and had a good clean around in the shower. Hell, maybe pop a finger up there yourself whilst you’re there, wriggle it around some.”

“I hate you,” you told her down the phone.

“You love me. I’m being serious though. It might make it less of a surprise for you? Oh, and Y/N? FYI, it WILL feel like you need to take a shit once he’s in there. But only because you’re full up. It’s mind over matter… Mind over fecal matter one might say. Anyway, once that feeling starts just keep reminding yourself that it’s a cock in your ass and not actual shit. You’ll be fine.”

“Not when he pulls out and has shit on the end of his knob I won’t be.”

“He’ll be wearing a condom. And if that happens, laugh it off. And remember that when you switch places, you could be seeing the same thing. Except it would be on the end of a silicone dildo.”

You wriggled up your nose. As icky as that was though, it bothered you more him seeing yours.

“Or maybe that won’t even happen, cos I’ll be in hospital cos my ass has been ripped to shreds.”

“Not gonna happen. Spencer will take it slow, you know this. Just like you know that if you told him you didn’t want to do this, he wouldn’t put pressure on you at all.”

“I know, I know. But….. I’m kinda curious about it now. So we’re doing it, even if he does change his mind about letting me do it back to him. I want to say I’ve tried it and who knows, I might enjoy it.”

“That’s the spirit, my friend!”

That was the spirit indeed. Go into this with an open mind (and an open hole…).

When you had eventually convinced yourself that Penelope wasn’t going to hack your cell, you had done some interneting. And some women did claim to have had very powerful orgasms from it. So maybe it wouldn’t be too bad for you. Maybe it even would become yours and Spencer’s new thing.

You doubted that. But still.

When it came round to the date you’d set for mission anal probe, you followed Immie’s instructions and made sure that you were as empty as you could be before hopping into the shower and have a good old clean around there, tossing away the sponge you’d used when you were done. You dressed in a silk cami and short set whilst Spencer showered as well, busying yourself with setting out baby wipes, lube and condoms on the night stand.

When Spencer returned from the bathroom, you accosted him before he had chance to climb into bed.

“Did you cut your nails?”

“Yes I cut my nails,” he held out his hands for you to inspect them. Nice and short, although there was still every possibility that they were going to end up with shit under the rims of them.

“Y/N, we don’t have to do this you know. It’s not a deal breaker.”

“I know. But I do want to do it. I’m just being a pussy about the cleanliness side of things. And the fact that it’s probably gonna hurt. Quite possibly a lot.”

“Well you can have your revenge on me the next time,” he laughed and sat down on the bed.

You joined him, sitting by his side and resting your hand on his leg.

“I want an orgasm first,” you told him.

“I can arrange for that to happen.”

Forty five minutes or so later and you were orgasmed out and as ready as you’d ever be. It had taken him longer than normal to get you off which you knew was down to you being highly strung about the next part of the evening, but once he had managed it, you felt… calmer. More at ease and more ready. Ready to have things shoved in unnatural places.

The endorphins from coming had obviously had an effect on you and as you lay tangled together underneath the sheets, Spencer’s hand still resting at the top of your thighs, you found yourself spreading your legs further apart and shuffling your butt.

He looked at you and you looked at him.

“I’m ready. To try….. I think.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes. So erm…. Lube those fingers up and get stretching.”

He stifled a laugh, rolling over to the side and grabbing the small squeezy bottle.

“Lube them up… You’re so sexy… ”

“You know it. Now… Anyway. Get to work before my post orgasm high wears off.”

“Are you s… ”

“… Stop asking if I’m sure. Just… Be gentle with me and I’ll be gentle with you.”

“I will be. As much as I can be. Just tell me if you want me to stop.”

“I will. Oh and Spencer. If you get shit on your fingers or dick, I don’t want to know.”

Jaebum: Scary things in life

Request: can you do a scenario where jaebum’s girlfriend is sort of strangely fearless except when he tries to scare her? like he has a certain affect on jajaja Hope you like it! 💖

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Anyone who was around Jaebum and y/n had the same question. How was y/n so fearless? Often, the couple would go to theme parks, go to haunted houses when the time was right, even did crazy things like sky diving. But y/n never once flinched. She was the one person on the roller coaster laughing the entire time, hands up and swaying with the wind.

Y/n once jumped of a plane and the last thing she said before she checked her parachute was “I wonder if it’ll work”.

She was (strangely) fearless.

Nothing could scare her. Expect maybe her boyfriend.

That morning Jaebum had invited all of got7 to his new apartment with y/n. Everything was going well until she got up and went to the restroom. The topic of y/n strange fearlessness suddenly was brought up. Jackson claimed nothing could scare y/n.

Jaebum, much to the discomfort of Bambam (who happened to be sitting next to him) suddenly let out the creepiest laugh they had ever heard and leaned forward.

“Watch this, no one tell her!”

He swiftly moved behind the couch and motioned for everyone to be quiet. At the same time y/n come out the bathroom and joined the group.

“Where’s Jaebum?” She asked, confused.

Jackson shrugged.

Before she could ask anything else Jaebum jumped from behind the couch and she jumped so high everyone was startled.

After that, Jaebum kept doing things like that over and over again when people asked if there was anything y/n was afraid off.

Finally, Jackson asked her why it was that she could jump off a plane but couldn’t stomach her boyfriend jumping out at her.

She smiled.

“I’m guarded jumping off a plane. I let my guard down when I’m with the one I love.”

Had one of those “한국말 잘  하시네요” conversations while buying lunch today. However, I actually did take it as a compliment. Maybe it was just because the lady had dealt with another foreigner before me, and they managed to exchange absolutely no words at all, and she waited until we’d got to the end of the transaction to compliment me, by which time we’d talked about how I wanted to put in my phone number (for points purposes) myself rather than saying it out loud, because reciting my phone number is *the hardest thing ever* in Korean. Anyhow, after I’d done the whole “아니요 아직 멀었어요” she was like, no, really, your Korean sounds very natural. My response: 고맙스해요. Yeah, so natural. So slick. Still, I smiled my way back to my desk.

Also, I’ve been in Korea 5 years today. I really should be able to manage store conversations in a natural way…

xmemorabilia  asked:

Can you do Merle: 54, 72, 84? :D

Someone I’ll never forget? Honestly, no one in particular. Ain’t no one of my past girlfriends ever meant nothin’ to me fer me to want to remember them.

What words do I like to hear during sex? Right to the dirty questions huh? Well, I usually never mind hearin’ my name comin’ outta some pretty little thang’s lips.  Otherwise I’m into whatever ya wanna call me in bed. Sir, master, and daddy too if that’s yer thing.

Why did my last relationship fail? Shit, it was everything. Probably didn’t help that I wasn’t fully into her. Didn’t cheat but I just never wanted to spend all the time with her that she wanted to. Got all pissy when I wanted to go out drinkin’ with Daryl and the boys, and she kept tryin’ ta get me ta be “boyfriend material.” I eventually told her that I ain’t changin’ fer no one and if she didn’t like me fer me she could fuck off. Probably wasn’t the most gentle way ta let her down but I was sick and tired of her at that point.

(Q&A Questions are currently closed for new asks, I’m finishing writing the answers to the questions I haven’t gotten to yet)

anonymous asked:

Saint Seiya for fandom meme?

Let’s go! >:D

  • the character i least understand
    Saori, but also her grandfather, who is quite responsible of she being what she is.
  • interactions i enjoyed the most
    Goldies!
  • the character who scares me the most
    Kido Mitsumasa… because, well, we all know what he did in the manga. 
  • the character who is mostly like me
    AIORIA BECAUSE LEO Actually I don’t know ahaha.
  • one thing i dislike about my fave character
    Camus dear, that was the only way you could think of…?!!
  • one thing i like about my hated character
    Well… Seiya isn’t a bad persona.
  • a quote or scene that haunts me
    Goldies dying… every time… ;-;
  • a death that left me indifferent
    Every time Saori “died”. I was actually YES but oh no she is surely coming back.
  • a character i wish died but didn’t
    Seiya and Saori.
  • my ship that never sailed
    I always got a soft spot for Milo and Shaina, but the chances of that happening were always non-existent ahaha.

HAPPY EASTER!!♡ U( ˃ㅅ˂ ✿)U

Did you ever have a genuine psychic/medium experience?

Although many readings can be attributed to cold readings or sheer coincidence sometimes it’s uncanny how accurate psychics/mediums can be. Here’s a collection of supposedly genuine experiences from threads. If you have an experience feel free to tag me @sixpenceee!

by reddit user Jinuxxx

I never believe in palm /card readings. I don’t actually believe in it nowadays. BUT when I was in 9th grade, my friend took me with her to a fortune teller so she can have her future read. Surprisingly she mentioned about her love dilemma, a blonde guy and dark haired guy. She was completely convinced about her reading powers while I was meh… We’re teenagers, it’s natural we’ll find ourselves in situations like this. And then she predicted the scores she’ll get at the exams when you finish high school (in our country there are some mandatory subjects for the exams, thus multiple numbers) she guessed that right. If I think really hard about probabilities and stuff I can find a logic explanation to that as well. 

by reddit user GoobyBear22

About 5 years ago I saw a psychic that a family friend had told me was the real deal. I went in skeptical and came out a believer.

She used tarot cards and knew things that could have been lucky guesses, like that I had just bought a house and was renovating it, but she also knew specific things that no one else could have known.

The most amazing part of the whole thing was that she knew that I had some complications with my hormones and had a surgery in the past that would make getting pregnant very difficult, but she told me Despite all this, I would have a baby later in life. Toward the end of the reading she hands me the tarot cards and tells me to shuffle them. Then tells me to ask three questions in my mind one at a time. I decided to really test her authenticity so the first question I decided to ask was am I going to have children, and halfway through laying the five cards down, she stops and looks at me and scolds me saying “I already told you that you were going to have one child!” hah this is when I knew.

by reddit user wobblerss

This was before I was born. My mom had a neighbor who was a grandpa who could see the future. He told my mom that my sister would be really sick when she became a preteen and not to worry because she’d be okay. When my sister was a preteen she was diagnosed with cancer and after a year and a half she was perfectly fine. My mom was pregnant with me when she met him again and he told her that I would be a c-section baby. My mom already knew this and said she had scheduled the c-section already since I was breach but he was adamant that she would have me on a certain day and that the c-section wouldn’t go on the planned day. I was born on the exact day he predicted.

Nothing too crazy but the fact that he knew that my sister would be sick and would be okay is crazy to me. He also didn’t want any money and approached my mom and asked if he could do a reading for her.

Keep reading

I’ve compiled a list of bughead fanfiction I’ve really liked for everyone in the bughead fam! don’t worry if your fic isn’t on here! this is a pretty small list(i read a lot) and i’ll probably make a p2, hope you enjoy xox. 

  • all in english.
  • most of the fics are on ao3 and some on tumblr. 
  • non completed fics will have *.  

smut 

  • you taste like strawberries by aplaceformyshipstoanchor -  Betty gets a job waitressing at Pop’s Diner and Jughead has no problem watching her work. When a situation at work gets sticky, Jughead has no problem helping Betty clean up. 
  • goldilocks by lusterrdust -  Her hair just does something to him.
  • touch me, tease me by lusterrdust -  Jughead is enamored with her, her blonde hair spilling over them like a lustrous curtain and enhancing the sounds of their breathing. He wants to declare his eternal love. He wants to pour out sonnets and ballads and write novels about every freckle on her skin, every blue shade in her eye. He wants to trace his fingers over every inch of her body until there’s no part he hasn’t memorized.
  • friends with benefits by heytherejones * 
  • third time’s the charm by septemberbeauty13 - “Oh God, get a room!” Cheryl said in passing, pushing past them to get to her locker. That was enough to push Betty into a fit of giggles, burying her head into Jughead’s chest. “You know,” Jughead whispered. “I don’t normally take advice from redheads but this is sound advice.”or Jughead and Betty try very hard to get a room. 
  • resplendent by lusterrdust - A bright light all her own, his shadows are drenched in her radiance. 
  • three words by lusterrdust - Betty is an addiction Jughead never wants to be rid of. 
  • stars by lusterrdust - Despite the gritty, gravelly exterior he presents to the world, Jughead is the epitome of sweet toward her. He’s tender and considerate and just the right amount of reticent to be endearing. And though she loves that about him, Betty’s not in the mood for slow and sweet. 
  • in distance by lusterrdust -  It’s the little things he notices that make him ache for her to come back home. 
  • camp stories by jugandbettsdetectiveagency -  Betty and Jughead end up sharing a tent when the core four go camping. 
  • close calls and getting caught by wordsonpages1 - four times Betty and Jug didn’t get caught doing inappropriate *things* and then the one time they did. 
  • up close and personal (part 1, part 2) by wordsonpages1 
  • they suck at being quiet by heytherejones

angst 

  • fall in light by sylwrites - She moved to New York to find herself, but as the saying goes: wherever you go, there you are. 
  • hotdog by burgerheadjones - “Easy, Hotdog! He’s family.” How Hotdog becomes Betty and Jughead’s family in every sense. Or, where we trace the life of Hotdog with Bughead.
  • the stacks by malmo722 * - After a senior prank goes wrong, River Vixen Betty Cooper is forced to complete community service at the Riverdale Public Library with high school outcast, Jughead Jones. Romance ensues. 
  • the unexpected by spxcewvlker - "She loved that she had found peace in his arms, and comfort in his glittering blue eyes. She loved him.“ In which Jughead helps Betty with her anxiety. 
  • beanie boy by bugheadandjughead * -  “You were lonely, homeless, broken. I just gave you a place to stay.” Beanie Boy Jughead and Good Girl Betty are in it together… until romantic feelings for each other bloom between them.
  • self conclusion by nopleasestayhere - Betty Cooper is sitting at the edge of a cliff, thinking about jumping, when Jughead Jones comes to do the same thing. Betty tries to talk him down. He gives her 48 hours to change his mind. Can they help each other? 
  • drown by lusterrdust - Loss… injustice…unfairness… it’s the ugly truth of life. There doesn’t have to be a reason or a person to blame. Sometimes, misfortune just is. 
  • i’ll wait for you by AGirlNamedWhiskey * - Betty Cooper just wanted to survive her Senior year, but after being coerced into covering an underground racing competition, against a rival school, she knew her life would never be the same. Especially, when she meets the infamous street racer, Jughead Jones. 
  • space and time by agirlnamedwhiskey * - After their abrupt breakup, Jughead Jones is on a mission to win back Betty Cooper. 
  • living with betty cooper by believe_that_you_can_my_friend  - Jughead Jones, facing the reality of having nowhere to stay anymore after the Drive-In gets shut down, finds temporary shelter at the Blue & Gold office. But what happens when an upset Betty Cooper catches him on the act? 
  • red sunrise by lusterrdust -  Lifting her hand up, her thumb twirls the band on her ring finger until the diamond digs into her pinky. She pushes the jewel against the skin until it stings, redirecting her emotional pain into the physical.

fluff 

  • once upon a coffee shop by javajunkie * -  Betty works at a coffee shop where Jughead is a regular customer. 
  • your eyes look like coming home by ariquitecontrary - Betty Cooper and Jughead Jones who have both seen the world in color since they met each other when they were two years old. Everyone always says that they’re so lucky to have met when they were so young, that they have their whole lives to be together and in love. There’s just one teeny tiny problem. Betty and Jughead hate each other. 
  • foldin’ clothes by birdlovesafish -  Jughead contemplates he and Betty’s situation and he does laundry. 
  • it happened one starry night by one_starry_night 
  • skin to skin by burgerheadjones * - Jughead Jones doesn’t know how the crimson crescents ended up on his palms.Betty Cooper is clueless when it comes to the messages on her arms.Soulmate AU where all the little marks and injuries belonging to Betty and Jughead start finding themselves on each other’s skin. 
  • drop in the ocean by lusterrdust - She can feel the tickle and scrape of coarse sand against their bare legs, but pays it no mind. Her focus is consumed with her boyfriend’s touch and the trail of heat his fingers leave against her skin. 
  • the exception to the rule by ShirlyGallagher 
  • do you believe in fate? by Jennimisk * - Is there such a thing as a coincidence? Or do we create our own reality because of the choices we make and the people that we let into our lives? Regardless of what you believe, sometimes you just need to be open to what the universe is throwing your way.This is a non-canon AU work based on Jughead and Betty during their college years. They have no prior relationship before meeting in Rome, Italy. 
  • dry run by Naoko Asakura - She drew a line and offered to let him cross it. 
  • lost and found by lusterrdust - Maybe as a seventeen-year-old, sneaking kisses with the blonde he’d been in love with at the time—maybe he’d had a thought or two of her as a mother; a boy’s fantasy of the blissful domesticity he never had. 
  • red lipstick by lusterrdust -  She pulls the passenger mirror down and wipes her red lipstick off, smudging the color across her skin and marking it in a way that reminds Jughead of bee stung lips after a kiss. 
  • to the first of many by jugandbettsdetectiveagency - Betty’s first Mother’s Day begins with a not-so-welcome wake up from Hot Dog. 
  • first apartment by peacelovebughead - A short series of one-shots of Bughead in their first apartment

series

  • break free and run by sylwrites - A Bughead college AU set in Boston; featuring Veronica and Betty as roommates, and Jughead living off campus with his dad. 
  • fall in light by sylwrites * 
  • like home by lusterrdust * 
  • bizarre love triangle by ficmuse * - When Jughead stumbles upon the yearbook from the Class of 1991, secrets are revealed that will forever alter how the teens of Riverdale view their parents.

asexual-not-asexual-detective  asked:

Can we get a list of reasons why you love Coran?

Sure thing, here you go!! :D

  • used to make informational videos about Weblums grade-school style
  • is a trained soldier
  • rambles a lot; most stuff seems nonsensical and irrelevant but sometimes things actually appear later in the show again
  • has impeccable posture *:・゚✧
  • loves Allura a lot and is incredibly protective of her
  • seriously he was ready to take on Zarkon’s entire fleet by himself when the paladins were on their mission to get Allura back 
  • despite his quirky and almost carefree behavior he looks out for the paladins
  • knows how the castle ship works
  • was an emo teen
  • got the slipperies and, despite repeated protests, adapted pretty well to that
  • really wants to kick Zarkon’s ass
  • M O U S T A C H E
  • has the paladins ranked by height 
  • somehow?? knew that Pidge was a girl?????
  • was ready to pilot Red and got himself a fancy suit for it
  • CORAN CORAN THE G O R G E O U S  M A N
  • is overly dramatic at times  ALL TIMES  most times
  • but can actually act/pretend to be someone else pretty well if it really counts 
  • probably repeatedly cleans the healing pods
  • thinks he can cook
  • respected Allura’s wish to heal the Balmera despite knowing that she might not survive it
  • is responsible for giving us the space pirates outfits (bless him)
  • his pride makes him do/say stupid stuff sometimes
  • sometimes gets this really sad look in his eyes
  • likes to drink nunvil
  • befriended that one Arusian :’)
  • *wakes up after 10000 years of sleep* *is immediately ready for battle*
  • did the airplane thing on Shiro
  • tried to get the mice to make him a sandwich?? which apparently exists in Altean culture
  • was good friends with king Alfor
  • makes… interesting faces sometimes,,,,

[keith] [keith with meta improvement] [lance] [pidge] [shiro] [hunk] [allura]

So I see a lot of “Pidge HATES Lance and Keith’s PDA!!” but what about instead, she has a hate/love relationship with it. Growing up her parents didn’t want her and Matt to grow up being scared of affection or thinking it’s some private thing so they casually kissed and held each other without making a big deal out of it. Pidge loves when Keith brushes his knuckles against Lance’s check, or when Lance just calmly hugs Keith from behind resting his forehead on the back of Keith’s neck, because that was all stuff her parents did and she kinda feels like she has a piece of them with her. But on the flip side it makes her miss her parents so much and she has a hard time dealing with those feelings. She’s the first one to defend them, when someone makes a comment about how Keith and Lance need to chill out a little Pidge gets real upset and just starts scream crying about how this may be the last time they ever see each other so hell yeah they should show how much they care!! *finger guns out*

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LOIS:  Look, Clark, I know that I got a little thorny when you raised the red flag on A.C.
CLARK:  I was just trying to look out for you.
LOIS:  And I appreciate it.  I’ve just never had someone to help guide me through the shark-infested ocean of romance. … Not that I can’t fend for myself.
CLARK:  You know, I think I was wrong about our friend A.C.

Who Killed Pink Diamond?

Recently in the Trial it was heavily implied that Rose was not the one who shattered Pink Diamond. It’s a cop out, but that’s not important. The important thing is that now we have a mystery! Time to go over our 5 most likely suspects.

5. Rose Quartz:

Originally posted by saltblaster

Yes, I know I just said we found out it wasn’t her, but what if it was? What if the show was like, “LOL it was her all along!” That would be pretty dumb, but it’s not impossible. She does have the motivation, an eyewitness pins her at the scene of the crime, and all the gems are convinced she did it.  Still Rose is probably innocent. This might be ok because now Steven doesn’t have to be sad that his mom killed an evil dictator who was killing the Earth.

4. Blue Diamond:

Originally posted by sigilofmalice

They could go with Blue Diamond being the killer if they want to swerve us. They could have it where it’s actually the “nice” one that’s the killer. She would have something to gain from killing Pink Diamond, as it seems that some of Pink Diamond’s assets became her assets after Pink Diamond’s murder. The problem is that if they go with this twist, then her actions make absolutely no sense. It’s wouldn’t even be a case where she was trying to hide that she was the killer, it would just be nonsense.  If anything I think that she’s actually the next victim. Think about it, the Diamonds believe that Steven is still on Homeworld, thus Pink Diamond’s real killer could frame Rose for Blue Diamond’s murder as well. They might do that because Blue Diamond might be a bit too nosy for her own good.

3. White Diamond:

I’ve seen quite a few posts saying that they think White Diamond is the killer, and that Yellow Diamond knows, but is trying to protect her. The posters say that they hope that this is the case because Yellow Diamond being the killer is predictable, but here’s the thing. White Diamond being the killer would be a bit of a lame and slightly pointless swerve. “Surprise people! It turns out it’s not the evil dictator that’s the killer, it’s the other evil dictator that’s the killer”. It’s a pretty lateral move that probably won’t affect the plot any differently.

2. The Pearls: 

I imagine some of you might find this one absurd, but hear me out. The Pearls being the one who shattered Pink Diamond does make a lot more sense than one would think. Zircon suspected that it had to be one of the Diamonds because they would have access to Pink Diamond’s palanquin, but what she probably didn’t think about is that the Pearl’s would also have access. If they walked over to Pink Diamond’s palanquin she would probably let them in since she would assume that the other Diamond’s sent them to tell her something. Just look at the way that Yellow and Blue Pearl reacted when Zircon mentioned Pink Diamond’s Pearl not calling out. They know something. Maybe Pink Pearl didn’t cry out because she was a murderer. I say a murderer because one Pearl probably couldn’t kill a Diamond, but 3 or 4 of them fused might be able to. So yes, I’m possibly accusing Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, Pink Pearl, and White Pearl. Does this include CG’s Pearl, maybe it does. There have been some who suspected Pearl since Back to the Moon because of the way she reacted to hearing Pink Diamond’s shattering. If Pearl did it, then maybe Rose took credit to protect her, or maybe Pearl found a way to convince Rose that she did it. If that’s the case, maybe Yellow Pearl did the same to Yellow Diamond. Either that or Yellow Diamond reacted the way she did because she’s a bitch. Now this is probably the most interesting twist, but there might be some drawback. If they vilify the Pearls for doing this then we have another Bismuth situation where it seems like the show is saying that slaves rebelling against their master is wrong. If they have it where Pearl feels really bad about it, then we get a combination of “Killing an evil dictator is wrong” and more pity Pearl moments. It’s like the worst of SU’s unholy fusion. There are ways that they could make this work though, and this would definitely be the most interesting twist.

1. Yellow Diamond: 

Originally posted by yellowpeorl

This is definitely the most obvious one. She acted hella suspicious during the trial. Yes having her be the culprit would be predictable, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Sometimes it’s better to be a little predictable than it is to have a swerve just for the sake of it, or to have a swerve that messes up the plot.

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“hello and welcome to alice in lesboland

A lot of people are screencapping their least favourite bits of Joss Whedon’s leaked Wonder Woman script, and this is the one that stood out to me for its sheer levels of bullshit. A hero doesn’t decide to be a hero? Isn’t someone deciding to be a hero the entire basis of the, y'know, superhero genre? And even in real life, don’t people decide to do heroic things all the time because they think someone should? But Whedon just seems to be obsessed with this grim, manly idea that heroism is some burden that you pick up after life shits on you a lot, so you can have brooding feels about it while no one understands the heroic things you do.

Honestly, one of the things I love about the Wonder Woman film we did get (and I’ve said this in another post) is that Diana is a hero simply because she chooses to do good. She doesn’t have to suffer some hideous personal tragedy; she just acknowledges that there’s a threat out there that she can do something about. She totally decides to be a hero, and it’s great.

Everyone’s been going on about Padparadscha, and I’m definitely part of the crowd. I mean look at her, what’s not to love?

It’s been noted several times that the very reason she’s been banished- her ability to see only into the recent past- could actually be very useful if she actually has the ability to see further back into the past.

The thing is, we don’t actually know a lot about her. A Padparadscha’s color scheme could fit into either Pink or Yellow diamond’s court. (assuming that’s how it works at all). 

What we don’t know: how old she is, how long she served her diamond before she was banished, and we don’t know the exact circumstances around her banishment.

It could be that she was Pink Diamond’s sapphire who was unable to warn her that she was about to be shattered, but I don’t think that’s it. That seems like the kind of detail that would be noted in the records. After all, it wasn’t just one attendant that was missing, but all of them. 

Like Zircon said, it just doesn’t make sense. 

So while Yellow Diamond is willing to go forward with Steven’s less than stellar reenactment of Pink Diamond’s shattering

Blue Diamond isn’t having it. And while Yellow Diamond is a little too eager to help her sister move on, Blue knows something isn’t right. 

It may well be that before the trial, the diamonds were the only ones with access to all the relevant information. But it didn’t take Zircon long at all to put it all together. And we all know what she got for her trouble…

Assuming she was just poofed, you better believe she’s never bringing that up again. IF she isn’t banished outright for daring to accuse a diamond of murder.

I’m not sure if Yellow did it herself, at the very least it seems like she’s involved in a cover up of some kind. 

So what does this have to do with Padparadscha? 

From what we know of Homeworld, resources are in short supply. Even in the best of times sapphires were rare. Can they really afford to cast one off in times like this? Even if she is the result of being an era 2 sapphire, there has to be something more.

Here’s the thing: Like the diamonds or not, they’re smart. Flawed of course, but smart. It probably wouldn’t take too long for one of them to eventually realize that a sapphire with the ability to see into the past might actually come in pretty useful. 

Unless one of them had something to hide.

If Padparadscha had the misfortune of being part of Yellow’s court (either born into or brought into after Pink Diamond’s shattering), that certainly seems like grounds for banishment, or worse. 

Whether she has discovered the potential of her abilities or not is unknown at the moment, but it’s very possible that Yellow Diamond may have thought of them first. She does seem to be a military strategist type after all. 

Padparadscha never knew what hit her, until just a moment too late.

Humans are weird

Again, I had a thought.

So, Human protectiveness. Sure, we can be aggressive when protecting our friends but not always. We can have different levels of it.

If some nasty Alien is disrespecting your crew member Nala by telling bad jokes and stabbing at her species you just grab Nala’s slim form and turn her around.
“Ignore that idiot, you and I are having Ice Cream with Netflix. Did I tell you your tentacles look sooo shiny today?”
Like, we make them forget the bad and remind them they have nice friends anyways.

Then we have verbal abuse. Very clever and mean ways to break spirit.
“What did you say to our Captain? You with your [insert word] and your [insert word] are so awful you should never have left home you [bleeep] [bleep]! Don’t even get me started on that tail.”
Our crew is silent because they never thought we had that vocabulary. That we could nail down another creatures faults and flaws and ultimately break someone’s spirit. The other Aliens leave with their tail behind their legs, devastated.

But don’t threaten us. Because there is no turning back from a human who has been disrespected and threatened.

War'lac had known it was a bad idea to bring two humans along to the negotiation. But the Pleets had insisted, wanting to see what the humans were like up close. The Pleets, fat and gross beings with four black eyes and bio blades along their forearms, enjoyed war and pillage. The humans had declined working with their kind and for good reason.
Human Jenna had been calm the entire meeting but Human Becca had silently been fuming as the Pleets stated their requests.
“You have entered a zone that we conquered 6 clicks ago. Comply or perish.” The Pleet leader said and Wer'lac shrunk back.
“We won’t last to the next solar system without our rations! And we only have a defensive weapon to use against stray asteroids. To pick it apart and hand it over…”
They laughed and Wer'lac knew it was useless. Their own crew were not species of fighting or war. They were explorers and scientists.
“And also, if you do not comply quickly, we will start by taking your humans.” Their leader said and pointed at Jenna with a green finger. Human Jenna looked genuinely surprised and Human Becca… she had that infamous stare in her eyes.
“What?” Human Becca asked, her voice ice cold. Wer'lac flinched and tried to calm their human.
“We’ll grab the cute one, and destroy her before your very eyes. Skin her alive and tie her up agains the cockpit glass. ”
The Pleets laughed and Wer'lac looked at them with horror. He glanced at Human Jenna, who was barely breathing. No, she was staring just as Human Becca was. Human Becca stood slowly and leaned across the table on her hands. Her voice lowered without breaking the stare.
“What did you say?” She asked, a calm wrath in her voice. Wer'lac looked between them, helplessly.
“Don’t worry, we can do the same to you too.” The Pleets leader said, showing teeth. That was the last thing he said.
Human Jenna and Human Becca never shared at word or look but still sprung at the same time. Across the table they jumped one Pleet each and then chaos broke loose.
Bones were broken. Skin was torn open by scratching. It was a dance of legs and arms inflicting damage with every hit. Eyes were dug out of their skulls with clawed fingers.

Wer'lac had assumed that Human Jenna had sharpened her finger nails that morning for aesthetic purposes. That’s what she had told him. Now he felt uncertain of it.

Human Becca had dislocated an arm and torn it from its owners body. She inspected it closely and then dumped it on the floor. Three were dead, two moaned in pain and the last one limped away. Human Jenna looked after him but shrugged.
“Let him tell the others. They’ll learn to not cross us again.” She said. Human Becca looked at her stained clothes and sniffed the blood.
“It smells spicy. You think we can eat them?” She asked. Jenna shrugged.
“Only one way to find out.”

Wer'lac sat frozen in his seat. He had forgotten the tales of human encounters and the warnings they came with. The humans in his crew had been so nice and docile and protective he had forgotten their true nature.
Apex omnivorous predators. Stalkers and killers. Intelligent and creative.
He was happy to have them on his side and not the other way around.