DM: How do you want to deal with the dragon?
Bard: Can I like….wink at him?
Barbarian: What no, I wanna charge it
Bard: Boyo, we’re level 1 there’s no way in hell you’re gonna kill it let me wink at the fucking dragon
DM: *laughs* Yeah ok, you wink at it and it blushes
Bard: Can I get his number