that sounds suspiciously like farted



It’s Day 4 with this clever, clever bird, and he’s gotten a lot more vocal over the past couple of days.

An ongoing list of things he knows:

  • Various clicks and whistles
  • Dog barks
  • The Andy Griffith theme
  • His name.
  • Giggling.
  • Something that sound suspiciously like a fart noise. (He LOVES this one)
  • “Good boy!”
  • “Wooooo!”
  • “Quit it! >:I” (Which he uses to near-perfect context. Including when I’m bothering him.)
  • “Bye, Brutus!”
  • “Yup!” and “Yeah!”
  • “What?” or “What is it?”
  • “Come on.”
  • “Come here!”
  • “Pretty bird~” (Also “Brutus, pretty bird!” and “Pretty Brutus!”)
  • “Whatever. :I”
  • “Really? :I”
  • “Goodnight!”

And probably a lot more that’s being lost in his muttering and grumbling.