A Tony Stark x Reader Request Fic
Based off this anon ask! Hope it was what you were looking for, lovely!
Pairing: Tony Stark x Reader | Word Count: 2688
Warnings: Smexy (not really smutty but implied), toys (yes, those kinds of toys)
“I hate you so much right now,” you said to Tony Stark, glaring at the playboy, billionaire, genius, dickhead who’d caused your current predicament.
He scoffed, rolling his eyes while continuing to work at finding a solution to said problem. “You know this is half your fault.”
“My fault? How is this my fault!” you shrieked, pleased when he flinched.
“I said half your fault, and if you hadn’t startled me, I wouldn’t have banged the table, sending that beaker flying into the air and all over you.”
“You’re Iron Man, the Iron Man. Me walking up and saying hey Tony should not have you screaming like a girl and throwing stuff!”
“I did not throw it. I bumped the table,” he huffed.
“You threw it.”
“Did not, did not!”