that sly dog

  • Kouyou: You're pretentious
  • Chuuya, sprawled out on a bed of roses, reading oscar wilde and sipping champagne: oh?

ok guys. But the tweeets.

1) Jack is tweeting for Bitty thru his whole final paper fiasco, and he says Bitty says he’s excited for jam in GA.

2) dec. 20: “Surprising your boyfriend like”

3) dec. 22: Tweets about Jack’s shower.

4) dec. 25: “today: dinner with former teammates and a falconer”

5) dec. 26: boxing day brunch

6) dec 27: emotional saying goodbye.

Guys. Bitty totally faked Jack out. He made Jack believe he was going home to Georgia for Christmas, and then he SHOWED UP ON JACK’S DOORSTEP ON THE 20TH AND said “SURPRISE” AND THEY SPENT CHRISTMAS TOGETHER.

BITTY YOU SLY DOG.

  • Sara: So, Michele, how obsessed with Emil would you say you are?
  • Michele: Emil Nekola? He's just a friend of mine, I'm not obsessed at all. I mean,- *trips* *hundreds of photos of Emil spill from his pockets* Those aren’t mine, I swear; I’m just holding them for an acquaintance. *desperately gathering up photos* No, I'm serious, he's only my friend- *thousands more photos scatter across the floor* fuck hang on a second. juST LISTEN
  • Sara:
  • Widowmaker: *winks from a distance*
  • Tracer: oh shit
  • Tracer: But what does she mean??
  • Tracer: What does she wANT???
  • Tracer: WhAT have I dONE????
  • Tracer: What does it alLL MEEAAAaaANNN?????
  • Tracer: WHO EVEN AM I??????????
  • Widowmaker: *walks over to Lena* darling can you swing by the grocery store and get me some of those Froot Loops cereals
  • Tracer: uh yea sure, anything for u love
  • Widowmaker: *winks again*
  • Tracer: fOR GODS SAKE WHY

Okay, can we talk about this scene for a moment? Because I noticed something after finishing the show.

Here we have Victor asking Yuri if he would like a photo with him, which many would believe (at first) that he simply mistook Yuri as a fan. But after episode 10, I don’t think that’s the case.

Think about it, this is when all the skaters are heading towards the airport, or however they’re getting home, which means the banquet would have likely taken place sometime before then. (Edit: after the competition but before everyone went home)

The banquet, where this happened.

Victor is more perceptive than most people let on. He knew what he was asking, and to whom he was asking. You don’t simply forget a face like that. But wait–there’s more.

You see, Yuri was obviously drunk. Victor knew that, everyone knew that. But what Victor didn’t know, was whether or not Yuri remembered what happened that night at the banquet.

He wasn’t just asking Yuri if he would like a photo with him, more like, “Would you like a photo to add to the dozen I already have?”

ok so i just realized

you know how Xehanort has the whole “kingly” symbolism going for him, presumably the parallel to Sora’s king symbolism? (the “medieval/knight” theme of BBS, his armor, his usurping Ansem the Wise, now ruling the Castle that Never Was, his lion-themed Keyblade [yes, it’s a lion, not a goat, it was confirmed a long time ago], the list goes on)

WELL I JUST REALIZED

that all four Land of Departure wielders

aka the pawns he used and threw away according to his needs

are each, at some point, subjugated by him

to the point that they kneel before him.

i’m just

Valentine's Day: Straw Hat Crew Edition
  • luffy: the fuck is a valentine and can i eat it
  • zoro: fuck i got lost on the way to your heart
  • nami: i stole your heart and im not giving it back unless you pay me
  • usopp: might as well call me cupid cause i made a perfect hit right on ur heart! haha usopp u sly dog
  • sanji: hey girl ;) r u my cigarettes? ;) ;) bc i have an addiction 2 u ;) ;) ;) pls help me seek medical help
  • chopper: im lovesick and I don't think any medicine can cure it
  • robin: there's nothing appealing about an actual heart but at least you're appealing to the eyes
  • franky: ay u are SUPER rad my dude ha bros 4 lyfe
  • brook: if i had a heart id love u with all of it but
  • BONUS
  • law: haha hey let me replace ur head with a cannonball i literally don't want you to talk to me haha
  • ace: there's a gaping hole where my heart should be. literally