that shit is surreal

So I’m pretty sure the world is actually turning into an apocalypse movie because we’ve got:

1.) Half of Texas underwater, caused by a hurricane

2.) A good portion of India underwater, caused by another hurricane

3.) A good portion of the Caribbean underwater, caused by yet another hurricane

4.) Two more hurricanes that were created in the wake of the previous hurricane

5.) All of California is on fire

6.) North Korea has bombs

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A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out, the first studio album by band Panic! At the Disco, was released September 27, 2005.

i took a nap when i got home from work today and dreamed about me asking my cat if grooming himself tasted bad and he responded with, “there is no such thing as bad tastes, only tastes our mouths do not like” and if that ain’t the most surreal shit ive ever heard then i dont know what is

I’m convinced dave strider is a 2017 kid. the lowercase, ironic, deadpan style of typing. commenting on the ironic value of shit. surreal, over the top ms paint, jpeggy sbahj would be considered a masterpiece if made today

anonymous asked:

Eey could you recommend me some podcasts?

My friend I could recommend you many podcasts! Seeing as I don’t know what you’re particularly looking for I’m going to separate them into rough groups :)

Obviously this isn’t a comprehensive list and there are DEFINITELY crossovers. If you want more info on any let me know and I’ll go more in depth!

SciFi
- Inkwyrm
- Wolf 359
- The Penumbra Podcast
- EOS 10
- The Strange Case of Starship Iris
- The Bright Sessions
- ars Paradoxica
- Hush
- MarsCorp
- LifeAfter
- SubverCity Transmit
- Within the Wires
- The Elysium Project
- You Are Here
- Radiation World
- Sayer
- Space Log
- Adventures of MechaBetty
- Our Fair City

Horror
- The Shadowvane Podcast
- Archive 81
- Small Town Horror
- The Magnus Archives
- Mabel
- We’re Alive
- The NoSleep Podcast
- The Lift
- The Deep Vault
- Spines
- Darkest Night
- The Meat Blockade
- Help Me
- Sable

Surreal Shit
- The Orbiting Human Circus (of the air)
- Welcome to Night Vale
- The Bridge
- Uncanny County
- Greater Boston
- Return Home
- Alice isn’t Dead
- Charlie’s Mailbox
- The Behemoth
- The Alexandria Archives

Comedy
- Tales of THATTOWN
- Kakos Industries
- King Falls AM
- Wooden Overcoats
- The Rogue’s Gallery
- Supervillain Corner
- Spire
- Qwerpline
- Thrilling Adventure Hour

Journalists Getting into Trouble
- Rabbits
- The Black Tapes
- Passage
- Drywater
- Tanis
- Augustine
- The Tunnels Podcast
- Limetown

The Future is Fucked
- Rover Red
- Liberty: Critical Research
- Freed

Non-Fiction
- Astonishing Legends
- The Night Time Podcast
- Bizarre States
- Myths and Legends
- Anything Ghost Show
- Lore
- Flash Forward
- The Generation Why Podcast
- Detective
- The Mythology Podcast
- Strange Podcast
- Unexplained
- Stuff to Blow your Mind
- Mysterious Universe

okay so on a nostalgic whim i recently made a neopets account to see what just what has happened in the decade that i have been away

there’s a lot, A LOT i have to say about this site after a few days of play, but the most surreal thing is how things have basically not changed at all in that decade. the site runs like shit because the optimization is terrible, for one, but the most striking & surreal thing is that the site’s art is updated in some places but not others

like you have areas like tyrannia that look like this

and then you have meridell that still looks exactly like it did over a decade ago and i’m losing my fucking shit

also hey y’all. haven’t really talked on here in a while. i think its funny that i have 197k followers but like, all from 2013-2015 so i have no clue who is even around anymore haha. my name is Anthony Amorim, but y’all call me jerkidiot.

i guess to update anyone who is still here listening or might scroll past this. i’m doing well! i was just on tour for my album 2004 which dropped about a year ago. i just hit a million total streams on Spotify which is neat. i do music full time now and i go to Belmont University in Nashville to study music business/songwriting. i’ve got real life fans now who support me and come out to my shows and buy merch and shit and it’s all really surreal but i’m so fucking happy. i did vine for a while but that died and now i’m doing youtube and instagram and all that stuff. things are good. 

i don’t know why i felt like writing this out but i’m glad i did. it feels like writing to an old friend. tumblr used to be my whole life and i seriously thought that what happened on here impacted the rest of the world. now i’m almost 20 and i  kinda realized that this is just a little corner of the internet. still special though. 

thanks for the support while i was a stupid little memer with a traffic light. 

i love u.

anonymous asked:

can you pleeease tell us how you color your gifs? they're amazing I can't get colors like that, like the make me choose malec or inverted one or the one for the latest episode you are not your own. please? they're gorgeous!

of course i can !!!! 

first of all, thank you so so much for saying that about my gifs !! it means so much that you like them !!!

so i’m gonna show you two examples if that’s cool? one from my you are not your own set and one from my 1x12 set.

you’ll need:
photoshop (i use cc)
basic knowledge on how to gif/base colour (i’m gonna focus on how to bring out/manipulate colours here rather than just general base colouring)

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This was probably the most played Florida local ad in the mid-2000s and I still have yet to recover.

actor’s job

genre: this is fluff

warnings: mentions of alcohol

words: 6k

summary: As an actor, Dan’s job is to fall in love. In order for him to do a good job in a film, he has to fall in love with the role he’s playing, he has to love what he’s doing, so it won’t feel like a job.  It’s just that it wasn’t Dan’s job to fall in love with his co-star.

Or, how actor Dan Howell keeps getting cockblocked by literally everyone while he tries to woo-hoo his co-star, Phil Lester.

a/n: *sweats* writing? What’s that? I can’t seem to understand that word. Wow. Sorry for that long-ass inactivity. Huge writer’s block, my guys. I do have another work that I was writing before this, but that one was so heavily planned and so complicated that I took a break from writing to. write. again. so here’s this. It’s silly fluff, basically. I love writing silly clichéd stuff.

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during requiem there’s a blue light that shines directly on zoe from the side of the stage and because of the placement of my front row seat it was directly on me too. and i couldn’t see anyone around me because of the angle of the light..it was just me, and that blue light, and zoe. like i wish i could adequately describe what it felt like and what it looked like; i was in the show..i was in the show and it was just me and zoe and the theatre didn’t exist bc i couldn’t see it like..it was just her world and i was in it somehow too

anonymous asked:

semi on the topic of funny harry - up there with some of the wildest most surreal shit i've ever experienced in my Tenure As A Larrie was that like year and a half when 1dhq tried to convince the world that harry was homeless and then during 1d day someone asked about what they keep in their fridges or something and harry just went "nothing, because apparently i don't have a house" and looked straight at the camera like he was on the office like what even was that why did they do that lmao

HE DID THAT

Me: *suddenly wakes up at 2 am* SEKIZAN TAKUYA CANONICALLY LOVE BATHS AND SWEETS AND HE ALSO LOVES ALL THINGS SOFT AND PRETTY AND “FEMININE” SO IT’S VERY HIGHLY PROBABLE THAT THIS BIG BUFF RUGBY BOY OFTEN SPENDS HIS NIGHTS SOAKING IN THOSE AESTHETIC PINK BATHS SURROUNDED BY INCENSE AND BODY OILS AND FLOWER PETALS AND EVEN CANDLES IF HE’S UP FOR IT AND HE PROBABLY LIKES BATHING WHILE READING HIS FAV RUGBY MAGAZINE WITH SOME MACAROONS BESIDE HIM I’M CRYING THIS SEEMS SO SURREAL BUT IT’S ALSO THE TYPE OF SHIT HR WOULD 100% DO WITHOUT HESITATION THIS B O Y I’M IN LOVE

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Reminder that Hong Kong Disneyland does not mess around when it comes to halloween and does a haunted house every year inspired by Disney films.