that shit craig

There must be a trophy for
“Forgetting the day your bf had f*cking eye lasers and dragging your friend into your shitty relationship jokes only to get him killed”
because Tweek you had earned it 🏆


Anon: “ 4-A: Craig and 5-C: Tweek <3 7u7″

“ What the fuck did you just fucking say about my boyfriend, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces-”

“Craig holy shit calm down none of that is true!!… right?”