that she goes back to

Hostage

Pairing: FakeAH!Michael Jones x Reader

Word Count: 1,757

Warnings: Swearing, PTSD

Part Three (One) (Two)


As your eyes slowly fluttered open, the first thing you noticed was the smell; something comforting and so very familiar, something quite different from what you had grown used to over the past few days. You noticed the softness of the comforter that enveloped you, and how you felt somewhat numb all over, then the faint sound of music from another room. It wasn’t until you glanced around the room that you saw the layout of what seemed to be a bedroom, the dull light of a lamp bouncing off the muted grey walls

And then you saw him.

Sitting cross legged beside you on the queen-sized bed, fingers clenched around an energy drink and eyes heavy-lidded, Michael definitely looked worse for wear. His clothes and hair were clean, though, so someone was making sure he’d at least somewhat taken care of himself. “Michael,” you murmured softly, you voice so hoarse it was almost silent.

It was enough to grab his attention though, and pull him out of the half-asleep state he was in, eyes wide and alert as his head almost snapped turning to face you. “Holy shit,” his voice was barely a whisper, and he stayed still for a moment, almost as if in shock, before moving to cup your face gently. “(Y/n), I— fuck, I was so worried,” he leaned down to plant a kiss on your forehead. “I was so goddamn afraid we wouldn’t make it in time, I was so fuckin scared, I—” he paused, taking the time to kiss away the tears along your cheekbones. “Holy shit,” somehow his voice was even softer, “you’re here, you’re alive, you—”

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anonymous asked:

modern au where eliza was asked by a friend to help make drinks at a party with her sisters and she's like k so the party's going pretty good when alex and his squad comes in with burr reluctantly trailing behind and he alex comes over to get a drink and eliza asks what he wants while getting a cup then looks at him and shiT so she makes him the most perfect drink and then alx goes back to his friends and is like "gUYS"

alex:  gUYs you won’t believe ..this girl just made the best sex on the beach i ever had it was so good i almost cried i hAV E TO MARRY HER

anonymous asked:

Kelly saying, "I love you. But we won't ever be together. There is no happy ending for either of us." at the beginning sounded so romantic? I know she was referring to herself and her nephilim, but I thought it was an interesting choice. The language, to me, sounded very much like the kind used to describe a romantic relationship.

Yeah, I mean romantic/familial relationships have a tendency to get mislabeled on this show >.>

I only point that out because it is part of a larger pattern. Amara using romantic language toward Dean when she was actually longing for her brother. Dean using familial language toward Cas when he actually…

It’s a thing.

But I think it also at least partly goes back toward her romantic, or as she might see it now romanticized belief that she might have some sort of a happy family future with President Rooney, too. They won’t ever be together, either. There’s no happy ending for them as a whole family.

I only bring that up because she and Cas did talk about him in this episode, and she lamented her own naivete about how “unprofessional” she’d been to carry on an affair with her boss that way. Which is an interesting change of attitude considering how much she seemed to believe that the two of them could have a real future together back in 8.08.

And now suddenly nothing else matters in her life at all (including even caring about saving her own life!) aside from bringing the nephilim into the world.

So yeah, I think part of her feelings there were a romanticization of the future hoped to have, a happy little family. And that’s just one more thing that died for her when she tried to kill herself.

imaginethat57  asked:

Hi! Could you help me find a fic? It's a really long one shot, a few years old. There's a party at Granny's, and everyone is there. Emma forgot her glasses, and she was out of contacts, and she can't see well. Neal pesters her and asks her to consider getting back together. She goes up to him, and tells who she thinks is Neal that she was willing to try for Henry. But because she's like blind, she's actually talking to Regina and she kisses her and Regina is all happy because she loves Emma

I believe that’s An Easy Mistake by LiveLoveLikeMe! :)

anonymous asked:

“Do I have to?”

Mun: “Yes you do.”

He sighs. “I HAVE A CRUSH ON A PLANT HERO…. There you happy?!”

Mun: “Maybe…”

“Which might I say the hero in question’s deck is absolute bullshit… And people get angry at me for my cake-splosions. When she goes lower my strongest zombie back to the lowest stats it can ha-”

Mun: “You realize you just gave hints to it is, right?”

“I hate you right now…”

cinderella: redo

so i was watching cinderella while doing my nails and waiting for them to dry which was clearly a Mistake because now i can’t help but think -

the evil stepmother was always evil, okay. say her abuse of her own daughters was different than that of cinderella’s - but it was still abuse. giving them impossible expectations, telling them they were never good enough, never pretty enough, never smart enough. and then she gets married, and anastasia and drizella are ecstatic because this man seems kind and warm and maybe just maybe he can temper their mother, maybe with him around she won’t be so cruel. so they’re on their very best behavior in the beginning, they do just as their mother taught - they trot out their best upper court manners in an attempt to get their new stepfather to like them. but it just comes off as cold and snooty and they’re trying, they are, they’re just bad at it. and they see how he is with cinderella, the smiling girl their own age, and they are jealous. they don’t mean to be, they try not to be, they know it isn’t becoming of young ladies. but she gets hugs and kisses and affection and they get rulers slapped on their hands when they reach for desert and sharp jabs to their sides when they slouch and - soon they hate cinderella, not for anything she’s done, but for what she has and they dont

but then her father dies. and it’s all a tumble of things and cinderella is crying and they’ve lost their only chance at escaping their mother’s clutches and it’s terrible. and everything settles and there’s no reason to be jealous anymore but resentment is hard to let go of and they don’t know what to do. they’re only kids too after all. and they’re so terribly bad at comforting people, they can do flowery words and know all the right bows but cinderella is so sad and they just don’t know what to do with that, because they’re supposed to be sisters but they’re not even friends

and slowly but surely their mother starts abusing cinderella, starts making her a maid in her own home, and she’s their mother, what are anastasia and drizella supposed to do? she rules them with an iron fist, and cinderella doesn’t even like them anyway, it’s none of their business.

except one night anastasia crawls into her sister’s bed in the middle of the night and wakes her up. “i was thirsty,” she explains, eyes wide and shiny, and they’re bad at this with other people but drizella has no problems with pulling anastasia into her arms. the younger girl clutches her sister and continues, “i was thirsty and i went down to the kitchen to get some water and - and cinderella is still up! she’s doing the dishes, and she should be asleep, mom is going to make her make breakfast in the morning and -” she cuts herself off with a hiccup and whispers, “it’s not fair.”

“life isn’t fair,” drizella says, echoing one of their mother’s favorite phrases. but her sister is staring at her with wet eyes, and it’s not like their mother is likely to get up before sunrise anyway, she hates waking up, so she pulls herself and anastasia out of bed and off they go.

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Young and menace music video

“So the movie trailer actually is for the video and the video is for the song Young and Menace and basically what it is it’s this girl she’s at the beach and this magazine ad like washes up on the beach she’s like all freaked out and it’s like this people on vacation you know just like family on vacation and so she goes back to her house and you realized that she lives with this two monsters they are this 6 foot tall Muppets right and so the video is like a dark version of like Elf you know in elf when he’s like “Wait, I’m not an elf what the fuck” and she’s like “OH MY GOD I’m not a monster” and so she like leaves and goes to Venice beach and sees like what the human world is and is like super freaked out by humans as you would be in Venice beach and like the Santa Monica pier and stuff and kind of realizes that humans are kind of monsters too”

-Pete Wentz

mate, do u ever think about how Iconic River Song was??

  • trashed her husbands ride so bad that the universe exploded
  • lurked around at her parent’s wedding for The Lolz
  • faked being surprised at shit for 100 years??
  • basically threatened 2 let the universe die if the doctor didn’t marry her??
  • one time she and the doctor had a fight that was so bad he went and lived with some otters for a month
  • shoots everything (including hats) and it turns the doctor on
  • poisoned a dude so she could sell him the antidote 
  • probably had sex with cleopatra???
  • went back in time and became her mum’s best friend so she could kill her future husband in the future
  • asked some sontarans if they were on a hens night 
  • jumped offed things such as a building and also the empty vacum of space so the doctor would catch her
  • hung out with her parents and husband and did really crazy shit before they knew who she was
  • made constant jokes about how much sex her and her husband have while she doin said crazy shit 
  • also when they finally knew who she was, she didn’t let up on the inuendos at all
  • hair that expanded like the universe 
  • even tho she constantly breaks out of prison, she always goes back 2 be polite 2 the guards 
  • became an archaeologist to stalk her man and get paid 4 it
  • had sex with the doctor for 24 years straight lmao A Legend 
general li mulan

okay so i LOVE mulan okay. as far as i’m concerned it’s a Perfect Movie and doesn’t need any fixing. but i was thinking today and -

- what if mulan didn’t go to war to save her father?

say her father is dead, okay, killed by the previous war. so she’s raised by her mother and grandmother, women who’s complacency and softness has been worn away by necessity. she needs to marry well, for her family’s sake, because her mother has refused the hand of every man who offered. but mulan is even more rough around the edges than before, is educated not only in books (her mother said men wouldn’t find smarts attractive and grandmother pointed out that men aren’t always around and off to school mulan went) but in the sword too, taught to her by her classmate, ping.

mulan is considered in the lower end of the upper class, coming from a family of military men and scholars and successful merchants. ping is near the top, the son or nephew of an advisor to the emperor. his family is very rich and very important, and the reason they become friends is because mulan manages to notice something about him that he’s been hiding from everyone else - he’s going blind.

not totally blind, enough to get around, but blind enough that reading is difficult and swordplay is even worse, although once he has it down he has it. ping is no fool, he’s not weak or bumbling. his eyes just don’t work. so mulan notices and confronts him about it. she promises to keep it a secret, and hey, she’ll even help him with his assignments by reading the books out loud and helping him study. but in return he must teach her the sword, must teach her about military and tactics. he agrees.

ping and mulan become very good friends and there’s some raised eyebrows about it but they are TOO far away in class for it to be inappropriate, so they make tutting sounds and disapproving faces and let it go.

then the draft happens. ping can’t go to war, he won’t survive it. not with his eyesight like it is. so mulan offers him a deal - she’ll go to war for him, in his place. in return, if she survives, he must marry her. if she dies he must take care of her family.

ping can’t make this kind of family decision on his own, so he goes to his mother and tells her everything, about the eyesight and how he’ll die if he goes and mulan’s offer. his mother says he must keep it a secret from his father, but agrees - if mulan fights in her son’s place and survives, a wedding will be arranged. either way, mulan’s family will be taken care of. ping will be sent to live with some cousins in the meanwhile.

“you’re not in love with me, are you?” ping asks, helping mulan saddle her horse in the middle of the night. she scoffs and rolls her eyes, “not even a little. but marrying you will make my family happy, and besides, you’re my best friend,” she says, smiling, “better you than some grabby old man.” he smiles and hugs her and says, “i’m not in love with you either. but don’t die out there. we have a wedding to plan.”

so mulan goes to the camp, pretending to be ping, and she’s a little bit less lost but things still go as they go. she’s educated and trained, so it’s not hard for her to pass as ping. shang is keeping a special eye on her, thinking that she’s the son of an advisor, one of his father’s friends. and he sees how easily she excels, how quick thinking and smart she is, and starts giving her more and more responsibilities. by the time they’re called out, shang considers ping ie mulan to be his right hand man, and possibly his best friend.

he’s also a little bit in love with ping, and he’s long known he’s attracted to both genders, so he watches ping laugh and smile and the crease between his eyes when he frowns and does his best to let his feelings chase away the best soldier he has. every time shang looks at ping his heart clenches and he things to himself: i wish i could have you, i wish this was a time and a place where one man could have another, i wish you were a girl, is wish i was a girl - i wish we could be together. he’s literally a step away from doodling ‘li ping’ with little hearts over his battle plans. 

so the battles happen. shang and ping lead their men together, respected and loved. they each get promoted, and promoted, and promoted. it’s been years, and it comes to a point where they’re both generals in their own right. they trust each other, care for each other. and are both secretly in love with the other.

mulan is so conflicted. because she wants this war to end and to go home and settle back into life and become ping’s wife, so she can have an easy life spent studying and learning with her family taken care of. that’s what she’d wanted. but now what she wants is shang, her best friend, her brother in arms, her fellow general. she wishes to be everything to him, aches to be the woman on his arm and in his bed, but knows it’s the one thing she can never be.

then that final battle happens. mulan’s quick thinking saves them all and ends the war - but she’s injured.

shang finds out the ping has been a girl all along. he demands explanations - so she tells him everything, that she traded places with ping to save him, to become his wife.

and the lies should sting the sharpest, but they don’t. she’s still the same person, after all. it’s that she’s promised to another man, for one second he’d thought he might have her, but no. so he agrees not to reveal her but he’s furious and furious at himself for being furious and they’re not the same now, broken and splintered and neither of them know what to do.

the war is over. they leave. mulan returns home, and thanks to her ping is now known as a respected general. she’s done her part and survived, and now she gets her reward - ping’s hand in marriage.

but she sees ping for the first time and flings herself into his arms and starts crying. she tells him everything, because he’s still her friend, her very best friend besides shang, the man whom she lied to and betrayed and loves. and ping listens and takes her by the shoulders and says - i’ll uphold our bargain, if that’s what you want. you can be my pampered wife, you’ve more than earned it. but if you want to go to shang, i won’t blame you. you deserve your happiness.

and mulan goes back and forth, but ultimately she decides she has to try. if shang rejects her she’ll return and marry ping and uphold her family honor. but if shang wants her - he’s not as high up as ping, but he’s high up enough to satisfy her family, and also she would love him and want him if he was no more than a farming peasant so it doesn’t matter much anyway.

she rides to the capitol. she finally meets ping’s father, running into him while looking for shang. “ah mulan,” says this man who was never supposed to know of her until she became his daughter-in-law, “i didn’t expect to see you here. how fortuitous. walk with me.” she does, wary, and that’s how she discovers - he and the emperor had discovered her deception a year in, but at that point she’d already proven herself too skilled and valuable to lose. he tells her that he will uphold his son and wife’s deal and gladly welcome her to his household - but that she’s earned her rank as general, and that he and the emperor have no problem with letting her keep it.

she says thank you, shocked and joyful, but that she has to talk to someone first. “ah, yes, young general li,” he says, eyes twinkling, “i do believe he’s around here somewhere.”

she has no idea how he seems to know everything, but she finally tracks down shang who’s ecstatic to see her and hates himself for it. she confesses - says she loves him, that she’s engaged to ping but willing and able to break this engagement for shang. who is dumbfounded and elated and says yes, of course, finally and forever.

and mulan accepts her rank and marries shang, and they become the literal power battle couple of the general li mulan and general li shang. ping becomes a scholar and marries a very nice young woman who loves reading and is happy to read aloud to her husband with his failing eyes.

and they all live happily ever after.

why rick and evie are perfect

evie? evy? find some continuity, mummy franchise

in the mummy:

  • literally they begin with evie saving his life, like this ship began with girl saves boy and rick admits that’s the entire reason he goes on the adventure at all
  • lots of longing gazes
  • bANTER BANTER BANTER BANTER THE ONLY THING THAT SCARES ME MR O’CONNELL ARE YOUR MANNERS
  • the formal way they address each other, “mr o’connell” “evelyn”
  • TEAMWORK!!!!! ships that work together as a team are legit wonderful 
  • basically every little thing evie does that wouldn’t be considered “becoming” for a woman at that time, rick is very into. racing a camel? rick is down. describe mummification with gross specifics? rick is very into it.
  • and then he steals nice tools for her which is basically the most romantic thing you could give evelyn carnahan as a present
  • “i… am a librarian” rick is aroused
  • when he helps her off the ground and very gently checks to make sure she isnt hurt and basically casually holds her like wtf kind of romantic bullshit is this
  • rick loses his shit any time evie might get hurt
  • like they have to hOLD HIM BACK when she goes with imhotep
  • “if they make me a mummy you’re the first one i’m coming after”
  • THEY ALWAYS HOLD HANDS WHEN RUNNING AWAY FROM DANGER
  • their kiss has a smiley NOSE RUB like kill me i hate them
  • they cuddle on a fucking camel

in the mummy returns:

  • A MARRIED SHIP THAT HAS BEEN TOGETHER FOR TEN YEARS, HAS A CHILD, AND IS STILL COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FULL OF LOVE AND SUPPORT
  • like these assholes have been together for a decade and still make out constantly
  • WHEN THEY DEFEAT THE MUMMIES ON THE BUS LEGIT EVIE CROOKS HER DAMN FINGER AT HIM LIKE THEY ARE SO TURNED ON BY ALMOST DYING THAT IS BASICALLY THEIR KINK
  • they compromise and still work as a team so well!! they know when to do it evie’s way and when to do it rick’s way
  • like he hands her a gun and she nods and they basically practice how to fight at home right? they have to. they choreograph this shit.
  • they still banter and tease each other and it is full of so much fucking affection, gag me now
  • THEY JUST LIKE HOLD EACH OTHER A LOT ITS LOVELY
  • i dont support evie’s temporary death but also brendan fraser is literally the only man actually acting in that scene and it hurts my heart to even consider rick living without evie like that man thinks screaming AHHH at mummies will make a difference, how would he even function
  • just like a lot of hardcore risking their lives for each other
  • “do you want to know what heaven looks like?” “nope would rather make out on this blimp pls”

those are the only two mummy movies nothing else exists sorry

anonymous asked:

I believe that Sherlock texts Irene about John a lot. And for some reason I like to think that Sherlock texted her after he got out of the hospital about how John saved him and that's why she texted back.

I think the same. The conversations usually goes like this:

I : Have you told him yet?

S : Told him what? 

I : You dumbass.You are so pathetic.

I : Happy birthday you gay nerd.

S : Do me a favour.

I : No I can’t send John ‘I love you’ from you. That shit doesn’t work like that . 

S :Send me a text on exactly *this* time.

I : ooohh playing the jealous card you nasty fucko.

S : will you do it?

I : Consider it done.

S : thank you.

I : Tell John today that you are hungry okay ? :>

S : stfu

i was feeling a lil angsty T<T

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I’m not angry.  You know?  You don’t work for me.  I’m worried.                                                I’m worried about you.

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Past day 50/100!

I was very productive the last few days and practised solving many problems. My progress sheets are getting filled up nicely, and my main revision/equation summary sheets for Matter are done.

Yesterday I went in to uni for a Mandarin revision session and met with my classmates beforehand to revise for a few hours. We got bubble tea and went to Chinatown for lunch instead of revising together! It was fun, but guilty fun. The revision session afterwards was useful though, and I haven’t forgotten as much as I thought. Laoshi said that the mock oral I did (without revising before it) would get an “A+ for sure”!! Yaayy! Feeling more confident for the exam, which is in 3 days.
In the evening I went to visit my best friend before she goes back up to uni and it was so lovely to spend time together. I slept over and got home a bit later today that I would’ve liked, so I’m feeling guilty and unproductive now.
Need to get myself together and study a bit, but I don’t want to…

Our garden has these pretty and sweet smelling flowers 💖

okay but I want Link and Zelda as teachers at the same high school

  • imagine Link as a history teacher and Zelda as a law and government teacher
  • They share a wall. 
  • Zelda uses a more traditional lecture style, she teaches mostly advanced students and is generally well respected (if not a little feared. she’s kinda stern and expects a lot from her kids)
  • Link is the COMPLETE opposite. Every student in the school goes through his class, and he doesn’t have the patience (or the heart, he’s a huge softy) to reprimand anyone in the middle of his teaching
  • So he’s basically developed a strategy of acting out the history and using props to make it as active and entertaining as possible
  • He has a replica of the master sword that he swings around and uses as a pointer as well as the hat. He wears the hat every day during the Age of Heroes. 
  • Plus he has every. single. shield that every hero has used mounted on his wall above his whiteboard (he painted them himself) 
  • Anyway Link is obviously a very animated lecturer and Zelda regularly reprimands him afterwards (and sometimes DURING his class) about the fact that he and his class are being too loud and interrupting her teaching.
  • Link refuses to be put down, fondly calls her “Princess” because her name is Zelda (he’s that much of a history dweeb) and cheerfully goes back to exactly what he was doing before she started with him. 
  • Anyway one day Link pokes a bit of fun at Zelda saying that his students come from her class half asleep and he’s so loud just to get them to pay attention so maybe she should take a page out of his book
  • Zelda is NOT accepting of this information
  • He invites her to one of his classes and begrudgingly, just to prove him wrong, she goes
  • And wow. 
  • Link discussing battle strategy is the best thing she’s seen in years. He’s waving around his sword with his hat and his dopey grin and even the lowest performing students in the school are participating 
  • Of course it’s loud. They’re laughing. Students are shouting out the answers to his questions when he pauses in his re-enacting. 
  • He pulls out a fucking PIG MASK playing out ganondorf and that’s when Zelda realizes
  • yup
  • she’s in love

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