that sassy book character

Bookish Weaknesses
  • Innocent Cinnamon roll characters 
  •  Sassy villains 
  •  Faery books (A Court of Thorns and Roses, The Cruel Prince, An Enchantment of Ravens) 
  •  Bad guy love interest 
  •  Badass female characters in dresses
  • Nerdy female characters
  • Adorable, awkward but still manly male characters
  • Witty humor
  • Humorous writing style (ex. Demons at Deadnight and Obsidian)
  • Kickass monsters 
  • Characters I have stuff in common with
  • Male character knows he’s end game for female character but said female character is fighting it and this just amuses male character 
  • Tomboy female character who still likes girly things
  • Mates
  • Beautiful covers
  • Characters with compassion
  • Main female characters with brown, curly hair
  • Books with maps
  • Magical worlds
  • An intense, passionate, earth shattering romantic love that the world has never seen
Where the Chronicles of Nick fans at?

This series. It gets to me.  I never read the Dark Hunter series, but I might after this one is done.  Seriously, the main character Nick:


-epitome of sass
-super protective of the people he cares about
-deals with high school issues and real demons at the same time as fantasy ones

Seriously I’m glad there’s a manga now and everything, but I just want more fans to come out and make stuff, too.  I’d read the heck out of the fics and ogle that artwork all day

WHY AREN’T MORE PEOPLE IN THE SEPTIMUS HEAP FANDOM

I JUST

GUYS

LISTEN


-DRAGONS
-magic????!!!!
-it might have taken place in the FUTURE and it’s not DYSTOPIAN
-literally everything is a character
-including the coffee pot
-Marcia freaking Overstrand
-pointy purple python shoes
-time traveling
-Jenna ‘I don’t give a fuck’ Heap
-Sleuth??? Literally world’s most helpful tennis ball
-also Dark! Simon
-also Light! Simon
-DRAGONS
- “Don’t go to the circus”
-It’s seven books and the second series is amazing incredible 10/10 recommend
-the epilogue is the best part
-no I swear Angie Sage is the best thing to happen to anything ever
-Jenna literally eats her way to freedom
-Nicko Heap omfg ♡♡♡
-Ullr?? A shape-shifting cat? Who wouldn’t want him as a pet?
m̶a̶y̶b̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶
-literally there’s a dragon boat. You’ve seen them in real life? Great. This one’s better
-pink paddle boat to the rescue!
-LUCY GRINGE
-basically all the female characters are sassy and strong and the males just better run
-like even Septimus Heap, most powerful boy wizard ever, seventh son of a seventh son, ExtraOrdinary Apprentice, master of the Dragon boat, this mother fucker literally saved the castle from a dragon that was too bad ass to even exist in this dimension, yeah, he’s terrified of Jenna Heap w̶h̶o̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶m̶a̶g̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ ̶p̶o̶w̶e̶r̶s̶ so if you’re missing Donna Temple, guess what
-SPIT FYRE
-Aunt Zelda
-Aunt Zelda giving no fucks about gender roles
-also basically a giant walking tent?
-SYRAH SYARA
-they literally flushed Septimus down a river toilet so he could go to the ghost land???
-also Alther being petty af
-no he legit follows the Bad Guy around all day just enlarging his hat to piss him off.
-CHICKEN BOAT
-guys I just really love this book please read it
-also ice tunnels
-anthropomorphic ice sleds
-you need this book
-also the covers are aesthetic like they’ll make your home 93% prettier just by being there
-also elevators are literally the Wizarding kryptonite I don’t know why
-OH I FORGOT WE EVEN HAVE A DARK! NICO AU HE’S AMAZING HIS FAVORITE FOOD IS BANANA BEARS

-fin-

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Penny is six months old this week!!!  Our little girl is growing up.  So, it’s time for her to graduate to having her picture taken with Pratchett’s novels for grownups.  Starting with his very first scifi adventure, “The Dark Side of the Sun.”  Penny enjoys the sassy A.I. characters in this book.  I know this because she told me.

anonymous asked:

Ok how bout a face claim for Draco Malfoy? (Bonus points if it's not Rocky Blue)

I have nooo idea who or what Rocky Blue is … 

My heart belongs to Tom Felton as Draco younger self

And I like the Idea of Alexander Skarsgård for the older Draco, he would do a great Draco ! 

Because the Draco in the books is a hell of a character, he is sassy and speaks his mind without caring about others might think, the Draco in the movies is only a little git craving for attention. 

chroniclesofahero  asked:

sassy bi sexual character leads (and/or straight), banter, witty, problem solver

omg i totally forgot to answer this sorry

bi:

  • the gentleman’s guide to vice and virtue by mackenzi lee
  • queens of geek by jen wilde
  • noteworthy by riley redgate
  • in other lands by sarah rees brennan (fits all of your requirements!! is literally perfect for this ask!!)
  • jane, unlimited by kristin cashore

straight:

  • the lynburn legacy by sarah rees brennan (there’s a bi side character in a wlw relationship)
  • the epic crush of genie lo by f.c. yee
  • the only thing worse than me is you by lily anderson
  • queen’s thief by megan whalen turner (although…..you could argue that gen is bi)

book rec aesthetics!!

elequinoa-world  asked:

Hello Rin, love your games, I was wondering if you had read the Throne of Glass book series by Sarah J Maas ? Aida reminds me a lot of the main character Celaena, and I thought it would be something you would enjoy if you didn't know about it yet! ^^ (it's a YA fantasy setting, full of badass and sassy characters, gets more mature on the 4th book, it's one of my faves series) Have a great day! <3

It’s been a long time since I’ve read YA novels! :) Maybe I’ll take a look. TY for the recommendation! <3