that pineapple


Such and amazing variety of fruit that I’ve never tried before, and really easy to put together back at home!

1 piece of papaya
2 pieces of guava
2 pieces of pineapple
2 pieces of watermelon
1/3 cup cubed dragon fruit
2 mini pancakes
With a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice!

Such a lovely breakfast. The great thing about this is that you can prepare all this cut fruit and eat it all through out the week! Especially since it’s such a wide variety, you’ll never find yourself getting bored!
Hope you all enjoy.

Some highlights from the county chorus festival, particularly the conductor:

~(to the guys) “Your singing sounds like you’ve had too much cough syrup.”

~“Friends don’t let friends clap on 1 and 3”

~“Altos… I could surf on that sound.”

~(in a yawning game show host voice) “These valuable cash prizes!”


~*conductor removes silky red vest*

choir: “oooohhh!!!”

*Turns vest inside out and puts it back on to reveal a plaid vest*

choir: “ooOOOOOOOHHHH!!¡!!”

~“Slhippery snhake”

~*does something cool* “Just start throwing money at me.”

*Continues to teach*

*Student throws a dollar at him*

~*school bell rings, whole choir sings b with the bell*

on Keith and pizza.

In every single verse except Fire Elemental, Keith likes pineapple and jalapeño peppers on his pizza. Otherwise, he likes plain cheese topped with crushed red pepper, sometimes pepperoni if he’s in the mood. 

Fire Elemental Keith despises pineapple and anchovies but loves to pile on the chili peppers alongside the jalapeños.

Okay… @therealjacksepticeye we need to talk. Do you SERIOUSLY eat pasta with a fuckin SPOON? I mean…like I don’t wanna judge, but how do you even get it to stay on??? Noodles are so slippy slidey they swoosh right off the spoon and into the 12th dimension! How do you even go about doing that? I tried it once…didn’t end well.