that peter kay thing

Doctor Who 10x04: My reaction in summary

- AKDHSKABANA LITTLE MIX

- This is awesome 

- whywhywhywhywhy would you ever listen to a dodgy man on the street who is offering you a house 

- This house is too good to be true 

- Am I the only one thinking that they should be reading that contract very carefully before signing it????

- I KNEW IT SOMEONES ALREADY BEEN KILLED BY THE MONSTER THING 

- AKDHSKABAJ THE DOCTOR HELPING BILL MOVE I CANT THIS IS TOO CUTE THEY’RE FRIENDSHIP GOALS AS HECK

- 12 pretending he isn’t old enough to be people’s grandads/ dads is my fave thing (tb to The Caretaker)

- Can the Doctor be a part of their squad?

- Paul mate she’s not interested

- BILL. IS. TOO. CUTE

- The creepy sounds are gonna turn out to be evil monsters 

- That tower is sketchy

- Why are none of them looking for music guy??? Like if he was playing the same songs over and over again the entire time I was there I would be telling him to put some bloody headphones on

- BILL WHY ARE YOU GOING FIRST YOU CAN’T DIE SEND PAUL

- PHEW THEY’RE ALL GOING

- I’m very tense

- AJKSDJKVSABADSV ITS FINE 

- WHAT EVEN DOCTOR 

- The world’s most extra grandfather

- Wow this house is not properly equipped for modern day life

- That dude is creepy

- THE DOCTOR EATING A PRAWN CRACKER IS THE PERFECT REPRESENTATION OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EAT SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE OF A QUIET PART IN A MOVIE AT THE CINEMA

- The Doctor is officially a part of the squad

- BILL IS A MIXER HELL YEAH

- This guy is really very creepy 

- WHY IS HE TAPPING THE WALL WITH A TUNE THINGYMAJIGY

- WHAT PAUL ARE YOU OKAY

- Why are they not suspicious by the fact that he knocked back rather than shouted back

- SO NOW THE WHOLE HOUSE IS KNOCKING

- GREAT THEY’RE ALL GONNA DIE

- Why are they going upstairs that what everyone does in horror films and then they all DIE

- FELICITY WHAT EVEN I KNOW YOU CAN’T BE TRAPPED BUT GOING OUTSIDE BY YOURSELF WHILE SOMETHING IS ATTACKING EVERYTHING??? WITHOUT RUNNING FAR FAR AWAY???

- Doctor why are you trying to provoke the thing 

- This is why he gets into so many problems, HE ALWAYS PROVOKES THE THING

- Oh it’s a cockroach

- OH THERE ARE LOTS OF COCKROACHES OKAY

-So the cupboard/pantry thing is a lift now? Cool

- NO DON’T GO DOWNSTAIRS GO UPSTAIRS BC THAT’S WHERE BILL IS 

-Damn music guy are u okay?

- The wall’s eaten him???

- My mum- “That reminds me of that thing, the one Peter Kay played” (the absorbaloff (lol i don’t think i’ve spelt that right) in Love and Monsters)

-HOW IS THAT GUY EVERYWHERE HE’S GOT TO BE AN ALIEN

- Woah dude that’s a bit extreme

- SECRET BOOK CASE DOORWAY HELL YEAH

- Okay throwback to pinocchio in OUAT

- EVERYONE’S DEAD GREAT

- The Doctor’s great and all but I don’t think he can cure someone who’s literally made out of wood??

- Damn that sad story though

- YOU GO BILL POKING HOLES IN THE THEORY

- SHIT WAIT WHAT????? 

- SON???

- OH MY

- BILL IS SMARTER THAN EVERYONE

- Phew

- OMG IM GONNA CRY THE FIREWORKS SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY

- Damn that kid won’t quit will he?

- AWWW THIS IS SAD

- GO ELIZA!!! HELL YEAH YOU SAVE EVERYONE

- All of their stuff has been destroyed 

- Including their actual house

- Really inconsiderate of the cockroaches

- Also where did the cockroaches go???? Are they dead or just roaming around London??

- ASHABJAFADOJ THE VAULT

- WHO. IS. IN. THERE

- IT HAS TO BE MISSY/ THE MASTER

- TELL US

- I JUST WANNA KNOW

- UGH WHY WHY WHY 

- STOP IT WITH THE CLIFFHANGERS

-That episode was bloody awesome

- NEXT WEEK LOOKS TENSE

- MORE NARDOLE YES

- ZOMBIES COOL

- SPACE COOL

- DEAD LOOKING BILL NOT COOL

- I CAN’T WAIT

Keeping promises 4

warning: little bit of smut

-Pan’s mind-


Fuck, fuck, fuck. She was good. Moans easily escaped my lips as she knew exactly what I liked. Her lips travelled down my neck leaving a trail of throbbing bruises on my skin. Her hand kept a slow and steady rhythm at my member, moving her hand in a circling motion. Her free hand disposed of my shirt at an unbearable slow pace.

 “(y/n) please…” I mumble searching for eyes as I felt her smirk against my neck. She moved her body to look me in the eye and made sure our noses were almost touching. “what is it…?” She said sly keeping her gaze locked with mine. “this is too much…” I mumbled moving my head to kiss her only for her to pull her head back. “What do you want me to do darling…?”

 She smiled in mischief as I searched for the right words. “I-I…” “Darling you need to be more specific…” God damn her.

 -Your mind-

 It was so cute to see him flustered like this, searching for the right words. “m…v…y…h…q…” He mumbled turning his head to the side. 

“If you speak like that I do not know what to do.”  

“Move…your… hand……… quicker”

 My eyes widened in shock as I heard him mumble the words. I patted his head as he moved his eyes towards me. “Good job darling, you deserve a small reward.” I moved closed as I gave him a peck on the lips before trailing kisses down his bare chest and stomach. I heard him groan in disapproval as my hand left his friend and rested on his thigh.

My lips travelled further and further down his stomach as it halted right before his needy body part. “tease…” He growled. I moved my body up. “Not really in the mood anymore” I said as I started to walk away only for Pan to grab me by the wrist and toss me on the bed while he hovered over me.

“THAT’S FUCKING IT!” he yelled down on me. “You are making things unbearable for me!” He kissed me rough on the lips as he grabbed me by the wrist to hold me down. God bless dark Pan. He parted his lips as I did the same. His tongue entered my mouth as I let him do what he wanted for now…

 -Felix’s mind-

Who was that beautiful girl from the lagoon? She knew my name and said that she belonged to Pan, but still I could not forget about her gorgeous body, those eyes, those lips and her beautiful hair. She was stunning in every way.

I walked towards Pan’s tent as I heard moans and curse words. One was from Pan but the other one I could not place. The door was slightly open as I could peak inside. I… I was lost for words as I saw Pan being topped by the girl from the lagoon, cursing words falling from his lips as the girl just smirked down at him. I quickly turned around trying to forget everything I saw, but that was harder then it looked.

 -Pan’s mind-

“God damn.” I would curse as my hips started to tire out, but it felt so, so good. I looked up at (y/n) who was smirking down at my while she was rolling her hips. “Oh my god…” She moaned it was like music to ears. She stopped moving as she moved her face closer to mine.

“Let’s spice things up a little…”

2

Imagine:
“I thought you loved me!” You said broken. “Did you?” Peter said looking at you. Sadly what you didn’t know is he really did love you but Neverland’s to dangerous for his weakness. “Leave. No one will ever you love.” He spoke breaking inside. The shadow lifted you up. Only when you where out of sight did he look up knowing he just lost the most amazing thing that ever happened to him.