that other guy i forgot the name of

I had a dream set during the Gerblins arc where Magnus kept trying to make awkward small talk and ask the others about themselves.

Taako was annoyed by it and sarcastically said “okay guys, how about we just stop the whole adventure and get to know each other better?”

Merle looked off into the distance and said “there used to be so much time for that.”

And the others were like “what” and Merle was like “what” and they shook it off and never mentioned it again.

And now because of that dream I have a headcanon that Merle “forgot his own last name, twice” Hitower Highchurch has a memory that’s already so full of holes and folds and blank spots that occasionally one of those holes works the other way around and he briefly has a thought like “this is worse than that mushroom planet” or “didn’t Magnus always used to wear red?” pass through his mind, only to immediately be forgotten again. 

On rare occasions while the thought is in his head he’ll make an odd comment that others brush off and forget just as quickly. 

And yes, he once called Taako Lup by mistake. Taako didn’t react and it didn’t stir any memories but later he looked down and realized he’d been clutching the handle of the Umbra Staff so tightly that the tiny raised pattern at the top had left a deep indentation in his hand.

7

The ongoing adventures of Vin and his true love - sweets :D

And the inevitable aftermath, guest starring JD and Ezra:

Vin: Auuuuugh, just let me die in piece….
Ezra: I can not fathom what would lead a sane person to do such a thing to himself, Mr Tanner…
JD: Google says that in a few minutes you get to experience explosive diarrhea :“DDDD
Vin: It was still worth it!


Predictions based on the trailer:

- Chris Argent will play as a double secret agent for the McCall pack. He’ll get information from Gérard and Kate, pretending to be on their side (explaining why in the sneak peek Scott said he’s giving the bullet back to Argent especially if he’s the one who fired it)

- Lydia will have nightmares about loosing Stiles after the events of the wild hunt. She says “Where is he” as she’s tossing and turning in bed, probably about Stiles.

- The cob webs in the hallway is obviously an illusion or part of a dream. It’s either happening in a nightmare for Lydia or a day dream. Her banshee powers are getting more powerful and she’s able to see things in her mind, explaining her huge shock and almost awakening right after the cob Web scene.

- Scott and Malia are going to work together, they’re canon. The shower scene may be an illusion… but I don’t see why it wouldn’t be real. My guess is they’re already super closer from the start of 6x11, and it slowly gets more intamite as the episodes progress. Maybe the shower scene is a way for both of them to clear their mind after experiencing more traumatizing events?

- The storyline will be based on everyone in Beacon Hills finding out that the supernatural does exist. Explaining why those girls in the hall turned away from Liam.

- When the pack figures out the Hunters intentions to kill all of them. They will gather up every werewolf in Beacon Hills. 2.0 pack will have a big part in finding out who is a werewolf and how to get them on their side, since Scott’s older pack will be in the centre of the drama. 2.0 pack will be responsible for gathering everyone and bringing them to Scott to start their supernatural army. This is were Liam and Mason will become good friends with some of the new characters.

- Scott, Lydia and Malia will keep finding themselves in trouble when they face the hunters alone. I can’t really think of much to say yet for this…

- I believe Gérard is trying to play them. He’s acting like he’s on Scott’s side by telling Chris to warn him “you tell him to run” but I hope everyone is smart enough to understand by now that he shouldn’t be trusted, especially an event that involves hunting werewolves down.

- Near the later episodes, the hunters will have caught some of the werewolves… like the ones that we’ll sort of care about. Characters like: Nolan, that other guy (i forgot his name) theo or liam. And they will get tortured.

- The new Hell hound is giving me vibes that he’s a bad guy since Parrish looks at him in a weird way and also around 1:11 of the trailer someone hits him with a locker door. So I have no idea what is really happening with this…

- “You think you’re doing this without me did you?” “Without us” Okay so this will be Stiles and Dereks first return to Scott. I want to say that they return around 6x19 and we will probably see them coming back in the episode before they reveal their return to Scott. I don’t know how they meet but Derek was obviously in the jeep with him.

- Jackson and Ethan could be dating? I hope they are if Danny doesn’t come back because then it proves how both of them found happiness in the end. And it all makes sense because Ethan is gay and Jackson is bi

- Stiles will join one of the big fights, when we see him carrying out a hurt Derek in his FBI gear. I hope we get to see him shoot a gun here smoothly and controlled.

- Lydia will be kicking some ass with her banshee scream.

- For the final clip of the pack gathering in the trailer this is where Gérard will reveal how he’s been playing them, and how he’s planning to kill them as well. Judging by the placement of each person: (Malia leaning against Scott) (Lydia standing next to Stiles) (Peter and Derek on the outside) This may mean they all split in pairs until the six of them agreed to meet in a single location after. Before this meeting we will get some partner in crime action/ detective work with stydia, werewolf fights with scalia and same with Peter and Derek. I also believe at this point majority of the werewolves in Beacon Hills have been caught and rounded up, and now they are one of the last ones standing. Ready for the last fight.

EVERYTHING WRONG WITH T70S SEASON 8

Feel free to add. 

  • Boring opening sequence.
  • Donna doesn’t know why she and Jackie are friends for no apparent reason.
  • And keeps getting better by not actually caring about her or anyone but herself. And Randy.
  • Hyde’s villain mustache.
  • It’s been just a month since season 7 finale, why on Earth Kelso looks like if he hit the gym 24/7 for three years?
  • Fez/Jackie.
  • Hyde’s clothes.
  • Jackie pining for Fez. I’m going to say it again: Jackie PINING for FEZ.
  • Samantha.
  • No Eric, no Kelso.
  • What on Earth is Hyde doing married to a stranger and how he got to accept it so easily?
  • For some reason, Hyde suddenly doesn’t care of his friends either.
  • How’s that we were never told both, Jackie and Hyde, had half brothers? How is that this didn’t made them bond even more? What the fuck?
  • Jackie doesn’t fight Hyde about his bullshit, doesn’t even slap the asshole.
  • Hyde leaving drugs is a bad thing and his friends make an intervention so he will start consuming drugs again. It’s not funny. IT’S NOT FUNNY.
  • “Whorus maximus”, says ex-feminist Hyde.
  • The fuck is wrong with Fez’s super greasy hair, I–
  • Donna/Randy, Eric breaking up with her via letter for the most stupid reason ever after we got entire episodes in season 7 about how the distanse was not going to be an obstacle for them.
  • New guy suddenly is “the best”, is Hyde in love with him or what?
  • Hyde slaps Donna’s ass.
  • Red and Kitty are ok with a stripper living in their basement instead of, I don’t know, kicking their now fucking married son out of their house.
  • There was nothing wrong with Kitty’s hair, you suck, writers.
  • Jackie lets her romantic life be dictated by a fucking list.
  • Ridiculous dream about the beauty and the beast staring Jackie and Fez, when their “love story” is NOTHING like that one. It’s worse.
  • Is Kitty an alcoholic now? Ok.
  • Bob decides to leave town.
  • Donna doesn’t go to college and does actually kind of nothing with her life but wait for Eric, doesn’t go to college even after he breaks up with her and instead starts dating a guy she has met for about a month and keeps doing nothing.
  • Hyde yells at Samantha like his parents used to yell at each other to then have sex, because that’s healthy, alright. And the show makes it look like if that’s fine and good for their already unbelievable relationship.
  • Jackie constantly gets injured, humilliated in public, stepped on and fucked over. She literally gets green hair from her one true love, Fez.
  • Out of nowhere, Jackie thinks she IS a bad person and constantly says so and the laugh track is put because, for some reason, a girl hating herself is funny.
  • Hyde is married and nothing changes for him, he is still the same asshole living in his adoptive parent’s basement to the point the show kinda forgets about Sam for entire episodes.
  • Donna decides her new best friend is the stripper, because she wasn’t a bad friend already.
  • Zero chemistry between Donna and Randy. Fez and Jackie? LMAO, ridiculous.
  • Hyde’s beer belly.
  • That guy that took Hyde’s place and face.
  • Jackie’s sudden shallowness and other backwards steps, even wrose than her season 1 self.
  • Fez macho and playboy self, like, eww.
  • Caroline’s mental illness is still a joke, even more so now.
  • Donna decides to not tell anyone, not even Jackie or Hyde, that Eric broke up with her but tells new guy that is obviously going to get into her pants.
  • Samantha is actually married to an old man that could be her father.
  • Romantization of old guy-young sexy woman relationship right there.
  • Hyde is ok with everyone saying his wife is a whore and even says they can watch her take off her clothes but have to pay him, actually uses the phrase “Sam? What I told you? They have to pay ME first.” when insinuated she was going to strip for his friends.
  • Hyde calls Jackie a whore, a bitch, and other names after he couldn’t stan some random guy calling her that.
  • These people aren’t kids anymore and for the sake of jokes decide to do shit like stealing, proclaim drugs are ok, doing nothing all day but talk bad about the other and hold their life on pause because the show forgot they aren’t teenagers anymore.
  • Actually, all characters are worse than when they were teens.
  • Fez/Jackie (yes, it’s here two times).
story time: the great pickle heist of 2016

to all of you who wanted another story: you made your bed, and now you’re gonna lie in it.

  • so this story is, from a purely superficial standpoint, about how i stole 40 pounds of pickles from my community college cafeteria today
  • but, on a deeper level
  • a literary level
  • a new yorker review kind of level
  • this story is about the perils and pitfalls of the sacrifices one nineteen year old girl makes to win the approval of authority
  • that’s me
  • I’m the girl
  • the girl who stole 40 pounds of pickles today.
  • so here we go:

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cute names to call ur significant other
  • garbage boy
  • yiffin
  • beakman
  • banjo
  • beverly
  • burn notice
  • sea breeze
  • filburt
  • hammertime
  • beyblade 2 bladez
  • lunchbox
  • diaperboy
  • ackbar
  • floppy greg
  • skeletor
  • dinosaurs
  • i forgot to name him because frankly i’m not planning on using him very much launchpad
  • zapped!
  • jean-ralphio
  • jimmybuffett
  • sea breeze (the return)
  • shelby
  • snicthhdghog
  • clown town
  • muddy buddy
  • tj
  • petunia
  • slime time
  • bouyant butt RANDY
  • genji
  • dj roomba
  • davidspumpkns
  • kathy najimy
  • T R A S H
  • hot topic
  • beetleborgs
  • CHUNKS

Can we just imagine singer!lance doing small gigs at coffee shops. Eventually, his bestfriend Hunk sets him up for a noon slot at the coffee shop that he works in. This is huge for Lance bc this coffee shop is great; it’s almost as old as the town itself and they have popular ticketed music events on Fridays. While everyone is rooting for Lance, he believes that this will be a one time thing bc he can’t possibly be good enough for the Friday stage. But everyone that hears him that afternoon loves him, bc he has the most soothing voice ever and he is so charismatic. He was too nervous and excited to notice that one guy that sat in the back of the coffee shop throughout most of his show. The stranger was completely floored to the point that he forgot about his coffee and just stared at Lance the whole time. Hunk, however, noticed as he asked the stranger if he wanted another coffee, and even took the time to tell them that Lance might be performing the next Friday. 

The following week Lance was officially offered an hour spot in the coffee shop’s weekly Friday nights event. He was over the moon and got Hunk to help him plan out all the songs he would play. When he gets to the shop on Friday, the coffeeshop is completely packed. Hunk says that they had to rent extra tables and chairs for the night and that the huge crowd is due to Lance’s performance. Lance gets a little nervous, and it doesn’t help that he’ll be the closing performance for the night. Hunk on the other hand has the perfect solution, cause he saved Lance a spot at table next to the guy that was gushing over him last week. The guy is immediately flustered to have the cute musician next to him, but after he sees that Lance is nervous he musters enough courage to tell Lance how great his singing is. They end up talking right up to the moment that Lance gets called up.

When Lance gets up to the microphone he says “I’d like to dedicate this first song to the great guy that forgot to tell me his name, but told me I sound like an angel for almost 2 hours. Let’s see if you can pass ‘The Quiz.’” Lance starts singing this quirky song and part of him is doing this just to tease the guy and get the crowd going. But in reality he is a bit worried about how perfect the guy is, and there is no way in hell that someone like that guy would fall for him. He is really enjoying himself on the stage and he is just smiling cause this song is the last one he imagine he’d be singing. As the show goes on he forgets about the hot stranger and how he basically made a fool of himself choosing that song, cause really there were a million cute song he could have picked.Meanwhile, the guy is sitting at his table blushing up to his ears and he can hear Lance’s insecurities through the music, but he is sure that Lance the person he wants to spend the rest of his life with. 

After Lance’s performance ends and people are coming by complimenting him on their way out, he notices the tall stranger approaching him. Lance hadn’t expected him to stay for the whole show after that song, but it was a welcomed surprised. The stranger smiles at Lance and says, “Shiro. My name’s Shiro, and I think you’re perfect just the way you are. I would answer all the quizzes you want, if you go on a date with me. Lunch, tomorrow?” Lance just nods, cause jeez this guy, Shiro, is sticking around after that, like it wasn’t even a romantic sweet song. Shiro pulls a folded napkin out of his pocket and gives it to Lance. Once Shiro walks away, Lance unfolds the napkin to find Shiro’s name, number and a short note “I didn’t say you sounded like an angel. I said you were an angel.” In that instance Lance knew that this would be the last first date.

Dean Ambrose Sex Headcannons

I am so glad this was requested because I have wanted to do this one so badly! So here it is

Jesus, where do I even start with Dean? 

Originally posted by leakees

- Dean is either rough or gentle, but even when he’s being gentle he is still a little rough. 

- Deadass has a collection of items to use on you; vibrator, whip, paddle, rope, handcuffs… You name it, he probably has it.

- Will 100% take every ounce of control from you, but you won’t even want it back after being with him. 

- He will leave bites, and marks, and everything so don’t be shocked if you wake up the next morning looking like a motherfucking cheetah. 

- I get the feeling he lives for pinning you against a wall, not even a wall, just anything in general.

- I believe he has a daddy kink and will take any other name you have for him.

- I get a little feeling that ‘making love’ isn’t something he will do, furthest he goes is ‘not that rough’ sex.

- He will so finger you in public, like under tables and stuff. He has no shame when it comes to it.

- Let’s be honest, you’d probably have an orgasm in the same room as Seth and Roman because he just doesn’t care. 

- I forgot to add this on with Roman and Seth, but you guys will probably end up having a foursome because you’d all be so close and you’d have no shame. 

- He will gladly give or recieve where oral is concerned. The reason being he loves to hear you moan and gasp when he’s in between your legs, and he just loves you being on your knees for him. 

- HATE SEX WOULD HAPPEN PEOPLE! SO EVEN IF YOU HATED EACH OTHER YOU WOULD STILL PROBABLY FUCK!!!!

Can I keep you? Pt. 3

(A/N) Here is the next part to my Loki Fanfic! I really hope you like it, and I really appreciate your lovely comments. I wish I could answer y’all, but you know how it is….This one is very short too…sorry?
Either way, feedback is always welcome! Enjoy!

Summary:
Imagine being Tony’s adoptive daughter no one knows about because you’re studying abroad. One day you come home without saying a word and all the Avengers are confused by your appearance and especially Loki being quite smitten by you. The Avengers, especially Natasha being very protective of you when they notice the tricksters’ interest in you. You on the other side, being the curious girl you always were, wanted to know more about the mysterious guy and the world he comes from.

Pairings: Loki x Reader ; Tony Stark x daugther!Reader

Warnings: assholes approaching

Original: here

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Y/N POV

Having Loki walk beside me through a furniture store was as strange as it could be. Still, I tried to ignore all the hateful stares the others shot me and the god and continued shopping.
We looked at different beds, tried out different mattresses and wrote down everything I needed and wanted.
After lying down on a really comfortable mattress, I couldn’t help but close my eyes.
“Please don’t fall asleep Y/N. People would attack me if they see me carrying you out of here.” Loki stood beside me, taking hold of my hand, trying to pull me up.
“It’s too comfortable Loki! Try it.” I tugged at his hand until he gave up and laid down beside me. “It really is comfortable.” I let out a chuckle and relaxed. Since most of the people feared Loki, no one bothered us. Especially since we didn’t take our shoes off.
After just lying there for a few minutes, I noticed myself dozing off, but decided to just accept my fate. Loki noticed it too. He sat up and pulled me away from the mattress, ignoring my weak protests.
After getting the rest of the things, I needed for my room, we paid for it and arranged for it to be brought to the tower the same day.
I also introduced Loki to hot dogs. At first, he was very confused why we would heat up a dog and then eat it, but as soon as he saw an actual hot dog, the confusion went away and he enjoyed his meal.
“Want another one?” I looked at Loki, who had been staring longingly at the counter where we bought the hot dogs. “Please.” Laughing, I ordered two more and waited for them to be ready.
While I waited, I checked my phone for new messages, but found none. Strange. While I was still at the university, Peter texted me almost every day, even though we did see each other on a daily basis. Was he cheating on me?
Think of the devil and he appears!
“Y/N!” I was suddenly enveloped in a bear hug, but immediately hugged my boyfriend back. “What are you doing here?” Before he answered, he pulled me into a slow kiss, which was only broken by other customers complaining about us blocking the que, even though our food was ready.
I took the tray and we walked back to Loki, who had a strange look on his face. “Loki, this is my boyfriend, Peter. Peter, I guess you know Loki.” They shook hands, but it was clear they couldn’t stand each other. Trying to lighten the mood, I just kept talking until I decided to give up and lead them back to the car.
“You never answered my question why you are here.” We stood in the elevator and waited for it to reach the parking level.
“Right. Your dad called me, told me he was throwing a party today and asked me to come. So, I drove here as fast as I could, and as I arrived the others told me you were here. I just couldn’t wait to see you again.” He kissed me again, but I couldn’t concentrate on the kiss. Loki was still there and there was such a bad aura around him. I pushed Peter away, glad we finally reached the right level.
“Well, see you later than.” Loki and I walked to the car and got in.
We were silent during the hole ride home. Just as I parked the car in the garage, Loki turned to me with a serious expression. “This was your boyfriend?” “He still is, Loki. And yes. Why?” He furrowed his brows, as if he thought about the heated dogs again, and shook it after a while.
“I…I just sense something off about this guy. That’s all.” Before I could ask for an explanation, he left the car and walked to the elevator. Deciding to leave it be, I trailed after Loki and walked with him to my room as soon as we reached the right floor.
He helped me, with his magic of course, to clean up the mess from yesterday, and later on, put together all the furniture for me.
Thanks to him, I had just enough time to get ready for the party. All the while, I didn’t see Peter anywhere. But I was certain he knew his way around the tower enough already and ignored the feeling in my guts.
“I should go see dad before I leave.” Since I never really had friends, I started talking to myself from time to time. A habit, I couldn’t shake off.
Taking the elevator downstairs, I had to authorize myself before I could exit the elevator. My dad sure was paranoid.
Walking down the hall to where his “office” should be, I stopped dead in my tracks when I heard Peter’s and my father’s voice, fighting.
“I did everything I could Mister Stark! I can’t help it if she falls in love with someone else!” Peter sounded distressed, but what bothered me more was what he was saying.
“Well, try harder! Get her away from that god and you will get your new suit and everything!”
The world started spinning around me. It was all just a deal between my father and Peter? He never really loved me? But…why?
I didn’t even register that I let my phone fall to the floor, until my father’s and Peter’s shocked faces stared at me.
“Honey, I-“
I turned around and ran, hearing the two chase after me.
“Jarvis, please, just this once, listen to me over my Tony!” My voice echoed through the halls and the AI registered it immediately. “What can I do for you, Miss?”
I waited until I reached the elevator. “Close the doors now!” The doors closed, and didn’t open as my father hammered against them. He shouted various commands at Jarvis, but the AI ignored him.
I pressed the button with my floor number on it and sank to the floor while the elevator rushed up. How could a day that was so much fun, turn into such a disaster?
Tears ran down my cheeks, but no sobs left my body. I guess, the reality hadn’t sunk in yet.
The doors opened again and without checking where I was, I ran out. And just like my luck loved it, I stood in the living room, where all the guests were partying.
Turning around to walk back to the elevator before someone noticed me, I turned back as I saw the door to the staircase open.
Making my way through the crowd, I ignored my father’s cries for me to stop. I just wanted to get away. As far away as possible.
I bumped into a lot of people on my way, but only one held me back by his waist.
“What’s wrong?” Loki’s deep voice filled my ears and the first sob escaped me. His expression was one of concern, as he held my shaking body and took in my tear stained cheeks.  “Take- Take me away.” I pressed my eyes shut, trying to block the rest of the world out.
Loki wrapped his arms around me, and just as my father was about to reach me, we teleported out of the room.
The next time I opened my eyes, we stood on the roof of the tower.

I know the meme period for this scene is over, but I really wanna see this image photoshopped into a mountain, like Mount Rushmore…