that or i'll just saw off my hands

Zay finds out about Riarkle part 1 (prequel to before Cory finds out)
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b></b> Riley and Farkle have been dating for one week.<p/><b>Riley's bedroom:</b> <p/><b></b> Riley and Farkle are studying on the floor by Riley's bed. Farkle is concentrating on his work. Riley steal glances at Farkle while focusing on her work. Farkle's face gets red when he notices Riley is staring at him. Riley smiles.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> (voice cracks) stop.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Stop what?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You know what you're doing.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Working on my homework.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I can't concentrate when you look at me.<p/><b>Riley:</b> That was the point.<p/><b></b> Riley moves the paperwork and sits on his lap.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Hey.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Hey.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Do you mind if I stare at you now?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You can always stare at me.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Good.<p/><b></b> They stare at each other's eyes. Riley puts her hand on his cheek. Farkle leans in to kiss her.<p/><b></b> Zay climbs through the window.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Holy crap!<p/><b></b> Riley jumps off Farkle fast. They both stand up.<p/><b>Zay:</b> What's going on here?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Nothing. I saw a spider and I got scared. Farkle was comforting me.<p/><b>Zay:</b> With his lips?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> It's a new way to comfort people.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Sure it is. Next time you see a spider, Riley, I'll comfort you.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> No that's ok. It's my job.<p/><b></b> Riley looks at Farkle.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Why is it your job?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Just because.<p/><b>Zay:</b> As long as you have a good reason.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Farkle's good at comforting me.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Yeah, I saw that. So, how long are we going to pretend that you aren't dating?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> We were hoping for forever.<p/><b>Riley:</b> We want to keep our relationship a secret for a while.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Why? I think everybody would be happy about you two dating. We made bets.<p/><b>Riley and Farkle:</b> YOU DID WHAT?!!<p/><b>Zay:</b> (nervous) Nothing.<p/><b>Riley:</b> You can't tell anyone.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Why?<p/><b>Riley:</b> We don't want my dad to find out yet.<p/><b>Zay:</b> It's not like he is going to chase Farkle out the window and steal one of your shoes like he did with...Oh! I get it now.<p/><b>Riley:</b> My dad's a little dramatic.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> That's a understatement.<p/><b>Zay:</b> But why don't you want everyone else to know?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Because if more people know, there's a better chance that my dad will find out.<p/><b>Zay:</b> I'm not good at keeping secrets.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You're going to have to try.<p/><b>Zay:</b> But I don't wanna. This is great news. When I hear great news, I want to share it with everybody.<p/><b>Riley:</b> It won't be great if my dad finds out.<p/><b></b> Zay phones rings.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Lucas, I have some great-<p/><b></b> Farkle covers Zay's mouth.<p/><b></b> Riley hangs up the phone.<p/><b>Zay:</b> What did you do that for?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You were going to tell Lucas, weren't you?<p/><b>Zay:</b> Um, no.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Really?<p/><b>Zay:</b> I have no self control.<p/><b></b> Lucas calls again.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Answer it but don't say anything about us.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Fine. (Picks up the phone) Hey Lucas. The phone call must had dropped.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Are you meeting us at Topanga's?<p/><b>Zay:</b> Sure, I'll be there soon.<p/><b></b> Zay hangs up.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Are you sure I can't say anything?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Yes.<p/><b>Zay:</b> What if I just hinted at it?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> No.<p/><b>Zay:</b> What if I write it down?<p/><b>Riley:</b> No.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Can I mime it?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> No.<p/><b>Zay:</b> How about a dance?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> No.<p/><b>Zay:</b> How about I mouthed the words but no sound comes out?<p/><b>Riley:</b> No. Nothing.<p/><b>Zay:</b> You guys are killing me here. What if they talk to me? You know how easily I fold.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Pretend that I'm Smackle.<p/><b>Zay:</b> How you doing?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Stop hitting on my girlfriend.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Riley said to pretend that she's Isadorable.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Focus.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Ok. I'm ready.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I'm Smackle. "Hi"<p/><b>Zay:</b> (talking quickly) Hi. I know nothing, I saw nothing. There's nothing going on with me.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> We're screwed.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Zay, try harder not to sound suspicious. Let's try again. "Hi"<p/><b>Zay:</b> (British accent) Hi, I'm doing good. How you doing?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Better. But why did you talk in a British accent?<p/><b>Zay:</b> I tend to talk in different accents when I'm forced to lie.<p/><b>Riley:</b> You're not lying. You're just not giving them information they don't know.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Sounds like lying to me. I need to go.<p/><b></b> Zay walks to the window.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Please don't tell anyone until we're ready.<p/><b>Zay:</b> (sighs) I won't tell them.<p/><b>Riley:</b> We are counting on you. Don't let us down.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Ok.<p/><b></b> Zay leaves.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Do you think he will tell them?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Definitely.<p/><b></b> To be continued...<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

devsfan55  asked:

Hello!! Could I get a gif set of Mark/Crowley's hands? (Saw a post with Dean's and made me think of Crowley) Love his hands. lol. Thanks!

Okay first off I just wanna say I’m so sorry for not answering this sooner. I have my notes turned off bc reasons and Admin G actually has a life unlike me so I’m sorry for this being late. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Okay #2, idk about Admin G but I lack the skills and patience to makes gifs. Trust me if I could I would. Also, I could try to go find gifs of them but I doubt I’ll find anything. If you want though I could get you stills of them? If you want, it’ll be no problem just let me know if you do!! -Admin M

“I’m so sorry.” Your voice is cracking.
“I have done this before and more”
My voice is calm and collected. as I bandage wounds that shouldn’t even be there to begin with.
I’m use to this though. Use to healing people who broke themselves on God knows what. Usually razors kept in pockets or phone cases or wherever things can hide.
I can only do so much though, and God damn. The bloods staining everything at this point. I know my mind will never be truly clean.
You’re quiet, shockingly so.
I’ve never had you let the silence go on for this long. It’s unsettling for me.
Legs swinging slightly as you hols out your arm like a scorned child.
You didn’t expect this. Didn’t plan for anyone to see.
I finish wrapping as best as I can, taping up the wounds and setting the first aid kit down.
My hand holds your upper arm as I lean down and kiss over the bandages. Because I forgive you. Just like I always forgive you. Like I always will forgive you.
“Thank you..” I swear I’ve never heard your voice so small as we stand
“It’s fine.” I say, finally leaving the room to wash your blood off my hands. It could be a metaphor. Since I was the one who gave you your first knife before I saw the cuts. Red use to be my favorite color. Now it makes me sick.
—  Excerpt from a book I’ll never write
  • sirius: okay, here’s the situation
  • james: your parents went away on a week's vacation.
  • sirius:
  • james: they left the keys to the brand new porsche.
  • sirius:
  • james: would they mind? umm- well, of course not.
  • remus: *starts beatboxing*
  • james: i'll just take it for a little spin and maybe show it off to a couple of friends. i'll just cruise it around the neighborhood, well, maybe I shouldn't- yeah, of course i should! pay attention, here's the thick of the plot. pulled up to the corner at the end of my block. that's when i saw this beautiful girlie girl walking, i picked up my car phone to perpetrate like i was talking. *pretends to pick up phone* *pretends to put down phone* the sun roof was open, the music was high, and that girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh. she had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far, i guess that's why i didn't notice that police car!! i can't believe it, i just made a mistake. well parents are the same no matter time nor place. so to all you kids all across the land, no need to argue parents just don't understand.
  • *cheering from other gryffindors in the common room*
  • remus: all right!!!!
  • james: thank you, thank you. just a little something i know. so what’s up?
  • sirius: peter is on fire in the kitchens we need you to come help put him out
  • james: oh my god
Text {Catra}
  • Nora: Hey, Okay, so I know you know that I'm in New York. I just want to explain whats going on before you get upset or sad or anything because thats the literal last thing I want.
  • Nora: Harley found me crying on the balcony and surprised me by telling me she was taking me to New York. I had no idea, no hand in planning this. She just told me she thought New York might cheer me up and that she was taking me. I just needed to get away from the show, and everything about it.
  • Nora: I kept checking twitter, Instagram, snapchat after everything...and then I'd see something that upset me and drink more. I don't think I left my room until you saw me on the balcony....You know that New York is one of the only places in the world that will keep me off of social media because I'll be to interested in just wondering the city streets. I swear nothing is happening I just needed to get away from LA and from the drama.