A Conversation with Darren Criss:
So after my classes today I went to Times Square in the hope of meeting Darren Criss who’s currently performing on Broadway. I have loved him since I first watched a Very Potter Musical back when I was like 15 so hearing he was going to be in town just meant I had to at least try my luck. I waited a good hour and a half for him and he did not disappoint.
Though we were not allowed “posed” selfies…I couldn’t resist at least attempting to get one picture of us both. And clearly I did.
He was just the biggest sweetheart I have ever met. As I was taking pictures on my phone he goes “Oh I love your phone case” (it has disney princesses all over it).
Me: “It’s perfectly fit for a princess, right *shows off my crown tattoo*”
Darren: “Absolutely! You do know those are supposed to go on your head though right?”
M: “Yeah I wasn’t quite ready to make that kinda commitment though just yet”
D: “*laughs* And an English Princess nonetheless”
M: “As much as I hate to correct you, I’m actually Welsh…”
D: “Welsh…English…British…same thing right?”
M: “Not quite. But I’ll be whatever you want me to be”
D: “*laughs again and stokes my hand…catherine mentally dies* Well I’m sorry, here ya go Welsh Princess *hands back his autograph*. Thanks for coming to see me!
****The rest is a blur as I’m dying inside****
But hey, for me. That’s not bad right? Considering my other encounters with celebrities have involved me crying or shaking or telling them who they are. I’m proud of myself. What a wonderful day! Now excuse me whilst I-
DARREN CRISS CALLED ME A PRINCESS DOEFIHAIOGOABGOERBGOBESOIBO!!!!!!!