that needs to be a thing

Wow how fucking disgusting and low can you get naughty boy? You’ve personally attacked our fandom multiple times, attacked MY SON, rubbed it in that you have Zayn with you, i mean, are you five years old? Do you need someone to come rub all the drool off your face from all your pointless blabbering? Fuck you. One Direction are going to be, and continue to be the worlds biggest boyband with or without Zayn. So stop acting like youre some big hot-shot producer just because you have him and two other well known artists on your label. I can almost guarantee Zayn isnt going to end up making it on his own, not because he’s a bad singer or anything, because lets face it, he has the voice and face of an actual angel, but because he has some shit faced prick like you producing his music for him. You couldn’t even properly drop his demo for god sake, it sounded like it was recorded with a cereal box and a toothpick. But go ahead and keep trying to drag us down, try and break us by telling us we’re pathetic people and what not. Keep acting like you’re the best thing to happen to this world. But know something; Louis is always going to be there to smack the shit eating grin off your mug and throw your ass right back down to the dirt. He wont stand for your shit. Especially when you’re attacking us and making his best friend look like an asshole.

I think this may be a fluke in the scale but I have been working my ass off so maybe the scale is finally catching up🎉 My goal is to have a healthy body though. The scale isn’t the only thing that matters but it’s nice to see some progress 😁

anonymous asked:

Hi. 616 anon, could you rec more please?

Hey there! Of course honey, here are 15 more:

1. Hypotenuse by derryderrydown

Summary: Steve breaks up with Tony because he’s in love with Iron Man. That’s when things start to get complicated.

2. Honey, You’re Keeping Me Afloat by mmtion

Summary: Every so often, on evenings with nobody else, Tony and Natasha drink some wine together and talk about everything and anything.

3. The Engagement by nightwalker

Summary: Good news spreads fast - possibly faster than Tony intended. Pepper’s gonna be mad. (Three part series)

4. Coffee and Batteries Not Included by tsukinofaerii

Summary: Tony falls asleep in his armor. Steve reacts accordingly.

5. They Call Me Dad by fandomfrolics

Summary: The team’s taken to calling Tony by a very strange nickname and he’s a little afraid to find out why.

6. This Time Tomorrow (where were we?) by dorcas_gustine

Summary: Tony goes to see Wanda, and suddenly Steve is alive and there are Skrulls! Or maybe Tony is just going crazy. Nothing happens in this fic, until the very end. Seriously. There’s a lot of talking, mostly at inopportune moments, Tony’s views on the acceptable gifts to give people are slightly different from everyone else’s and he spends more time than would seem necessary being (half-)naked. What else is new?

7. Imitating Art by valtyr

Summary: Steve’s a visual kind of person.

8. Do It Over by Sineala

Summary: The last words your soulmate says to you are written on your skin, and you won’t know who they are until they die. The thing is, Steve and Tony die a lot.

9. Deserving by Amuly

Summary: At the end of the day, Steve expects Tony to join him in his bedroom. In order to keep from arousing Steve’s suspicions–and as an elaborate, unspoken apology–Tony gives Steve a blowjob. (this one is fucking sad, my heart hurts for all the Tony feels)

10. Lust’s Effect is Tempest After Sun by xDinahQueenx

Summary: Steve gets dosed with sex pollen, Tony is there for him.

11. Hold Me Down by Elspethdixon, Seanchai

Summary: Steve takes Tony back to his apartment to recharge and get warmed up following a fight with a supervillain. 

12. The Official Avengers Movie Night Movie Selection Bylaws by phenominable_snowman

Summary:It was just little things at first. Elevators opening on the wrong floor. Wild temperature fluctuations. An odd, glitchy babble from J.A.R.V.I.S. that went from amusing to annoying to alarming and then righted itself without explanation.Tony nursed a persistent migraine. His body ached. He slept, but he never felt rested. He was sure there was something lurking on the edge of his periphery, but whenever he gave in and looked, it was gone.

13. A Tale of Two Gamers by Settiai

Summary: Saving the world of fake!Warcraft. That’s what The Avengers do.

14. Kiss the Dusk Goodnight by DirectorShellhead (i_sanguinity)

Summary: Avengerkink prompt: “Steve loves to make love to Tony in the morning when Tony is too sleepy, too drowsy to do anything more than just lie there and take anything Steve gives him.”

15. Love Is Like a Friendship Caught on Fire by SakuraTsukikage

Summary: It still takes Steve longer than he’s proud of to say it, and he finds himself unaccountably anxious. He tries to think of the perfect time, the perfect moment—maybe on a date, when they’re alone together, but no, what if that ruins the moment, ruins the evening, they don’t get enough chances to go out together as it is—and not during sex, that seems tawdry and cheap—and missions are clearly not the time or place. Not in front of the others.


Hope you like them sweetie! (previous 616 rec)

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Kind of more on a personal note~

But, I’m procrastinating [I need to wash up and clean the house up] and just wanted to see  how naturally I could edit my pictures on a mobile device. 

Also, y’all get to see me with no makeup/photoshop/filter which is pretty rare.

Also i actually need a scene where JJ tells Cruz she’s pregnant and the big difference is that everything is happy, they’re both safe, there can even be a hug. 

It is joyful and continues to be joyful and he comes to visit  the new baby with  a stuffed toy and balloon of some kind and they just share a smile across the room because this time there was a happy ending. 

I need that, thank you. 

Patrick’s Summer Reading List
  • Americanah - Chimamanda Ngoze Adichie
  • The House of the Spirits - Isabel Allende  
  • The Cha Cha Files: A Chapina Poética - Maya Chinchilla 
  • Discourse and Power - Teun Van Dijk 
  • Como agua para chocolate - Laura Esquivel
  • Malinche (English) - Laura Esquivel 
  • The Black Jacobins: Toussaint L'Ouverture and the San Domingo Revolution - C.L.R. James 
  • State Repression and the Labours of Memory (Contradictions of Modernity) - Elizabeth Jelin 
  • Varieties of Spanish in the United States - John Lipski
  • Redefining Realness - Janet Mock
  • This Bridge Called My Back: Writing by Radical Women of Color - ed. Cherrige Moraga and Gloria Anzaldúa 
  • Clybourne Park - Bruce Norris 
  • Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage - Haruki Murakami
  • The Archive and the Repertoire: Performing Cultural Memory in the Americas - Diana Taylor

PSA: I’M PULLING THE PLUG ON MY ROUTER IN A MINUTE

I’ll see you guys in either 24 hours or 48 if I give up early. Have fun speaking your own languages tomorrow o7

I’m gonna spend my disconnected time drawing and hanging out with local friends.

NAN SIGNING OFF