But picture this:
the Young Avengers get invited to the Avengers Tower weekly movie night (thanks Clint and Kate!) maybe it’s around Christmas and the semester’s over and Billy and Teddy are back in town and Eli’s come to visit
And it’s Disney night, and Billy lets slip that Kate’s never seen Lilo and Stitch (THOUGH I DON’T KNOW HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE)
and somehow Steve and Kate’s respective teams are in the kitchen watching Darcy and Natasha make the popcorn because Thor and Clint always burn it and Natasha isn’t allowed to make it so much as season it for the same reason
and Billy and Natasha get into this weird argument about which team leader is tougher and then bets start getting made about who can out-tough the other, Steve or Kate.
Billy’s arguments are that Steve is an enhanced super-soldier who has seen a lot of shit
and Natasha’s are that Kate is a woman who has also seen a lot of shit.
Teddy all I’ve only seen Kate cry once and Tony is like I’ve never seen Steve cry, ever
and they’ve started creating a challenge of sorts, to see who’s the toughest
and Clint and Thor are halfway through a bowl of popcorn, and the betting pool is almost 1k before Clint shares a look with Thor and says
“I bet you don’t have to do any of that. I bet they’ll both be crying within the hour.”
Tony takes that bet with a laugh and fuck if Clint doesn’t go home with a thou that night
BECAUSE IT’S LILO AND STITCH
Steve was already tearing up at the genetically enhanced/created for destruction alien and Kate was at the lost parents bit and by the time it got to “ohana means family. family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten’ they were passing the kleenex and they were holding hands at the little broken family bit.
and eventually the bets get taken over who is going to cry first on movie night because Steve and Kate are tough as nails but they are also human people with big marshmallows for hearts.