that looks heavy

korn-senpai  asked:

The characters using pick up lines :)

Mikasa: Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
Reiner: Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Bertholdt: Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Annie: Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Eren: I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Jean: Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Marco: No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Sasha: You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
Connie: Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.
Historia: Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Armin: I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Ymir: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Levi: Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.
Hanji: Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
Erwin: You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Nanaba: It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
Mike: I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
Moblit: What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.

anonymous asked:

Hi! So sorry to bother you but I was looking for a tag along the lines of Stiles and Derek are neighbours and couldn't find one? Don't know if I'm just being dumb or if there isn't one, but if there is, could you update it/point me in the right direction? Hope this is the right way to ask! 💗

neighbors tag!

where there’s smoke there’s incense? by haleofStilesheart (1/1 | 1,506 | PG13)

Being a firefighter for ten years had trained Derek to react first and deal with the consequences later, better to be safe than sorry. Which is why at two a.m. on a Wednesday night he kicked in his neighbor’s front door when he smelled smoke, only to get an eye full of said neighbor jerking off on his couch.

stress baking by bibliosexual (1/1 | 1,409 | G)

Derek doesn’t usually start conversations, but today he feels like making an exception. “Are you okay? This is a lot more baking than usual, even for you.”

“What? What do you mean?” Stiles says, dropping his hands to his sides. His face cycles through about five or six different expressions before settling on something that’s probably trying to say “innocent and oblivious,” but… well. Derek might not know Stiles that well, but he knows Stiles is definitely not either of those things, ever.

“The cookies,” Derek says slowly. “That you leave on my doorstep a few times a week while I’m out on my morning run.”

Stiles glares down at the cookies Derek’s holding like they’ve betrayed him.

“We don’t talk about it,” Derek says slowly, unsure, “but I thought you knew that I knew it was you.“

Derek’s bad luck? by Lonelyirises (2/2 | 1,401 | G)

For a few seconds he couldn’t believe his eyes, when he saw the mole speckled specimen of beauty was standing a few feet away from him, in process of moving heavy looking boxes in to the next house. And the second Derek got over the disbelief he realized his whole world had come crashing down. Why did the universe hate him so much?

Derek had left the his hometown, unable to deal with the heartache and moved to this “nowhere” town about 3 hours away from Beacon Hills, the day Stiles had married Lydia. What was more pathetic? Stiles had no idea Derek existed. And yet… and yet after everything Derek had gone through, and left behind, Stiles was moving in, right next door to him. Derek couldn’t believe his bad luck.

marked-point  asked:

idk what warhammer is (guessing a game) but the oversized/super heavy armor looks as ridiculous to me as the boob plate stuff, though i'm not one for the overly fantasy armor. cool pics though

the space marine armor is stupidly awesome, the boob armor is stupidly stupid :v

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Jasmine Tookes wearing the $3 million, 450 carat Fantasy Bra at the Victoria Secret’s Fashion Show in Paris, November 30th, 2016

THE TRIPLE H MV HAS ME SHOOK

BUT LET ME SHOW YOU THE CUTEST MOMENT.

crystal venom iconacy

i was rewatching this ep because it’s one of my faves from season 1 and it has a lot of my favorite scenes, but this one is always going to be in the top and i will demonstrate it through a very long post with lots of screenshots

hunk’s face before and after lance knocks his head….

this is the face of a man who’s had his head knocked by his best friend more than once… look at him…. he’s tired

pidge’s face here,,,, or should i say podge

just lance enjoying himself and keith silently thinking ‘how am i going to get this boy’s attention without looking like i want it

lance’s whole thinking process for a comeback

he’s so proud of himself….. (also hunk was secretly worried the entire time and was very happy to support his friend even if the comeback was lame.. bless him)

keith’s dramatique face….. what did you want from that interaction keith… what was it……

shiro’s reaction:

PIDGE ON HER TIPPY TOES!!!!!!!!

hunk and lance waiting??? precious 

look at them…. they’re so bored and tired and adorable….. can your faves ever??

lance and shiro. look. he help

and let’s not forget the iconic leggy scene

what an iconic scene… always remember