that lizard in the second one


hi yes, I will take one hand-full of uromastyx please. thanks.

I don’t get how automobiles in the Scooby-Doo universe work.

In this one, the rear section is so small, Shaggy and Scooby need to cram their feet up against the edge.

But just seconds before, when they freak out about a lizard, the back transforms and becomes utterly massive.

“Introducing the 2017 Toyota Scoobster, with all-new Lizard-Activated Truckbed Resizing™. Available now at your local cartoon car dealership.”

So that's what you can do with them

So our party was a tinker-ish bard(me), a wizard(Wiz), a half-Orc barbarian (Bar), a rogue(Rog), and a cleric(Cle).

*starting out in town*

Me: hey the book says we can by some vials of oil while in town?

DM: yes

Cle: but we’ve got plenty of oil for the Lanterns, don’t waste your gold.

Me: okay, well im gonna get some caltrops then.

Bar: who the hell uses caltrops? They’re useless

Me: actually, I’m gonna get the oil too.

*i spend most of my gold on caltrops and oil, just to piss off my teammates for the most part, cause I joined late and they’d been using me as “the intern” for awhile. Later on we find the village of Lizard men we’d been looking for, and found the Leader, his healer/second-in-command. They’re in a crumbled old watch tower with one largish opening on one side*

Me: oh shit I’ve got an idea

Rest of the party:??????

Me: okay, so I quietly lay the caltrops in the opening of the tower *rolls successfully* and then use ventriloquism (or some sound creation spell-thing, I don’t remember exactly) to yell in the middle of the group to scare the shit out of them. (Rolls successfully)

Bar: oh wait, imma stand on the edge of the caltrops

Cle: me too

Rog: I ready my bow to pick off any that don’t hit a caltrop

Wiz: I’m with the rogue (he had a bow too, but did use a spell here and there)

DM: alright, this’ll be interesting

*we manage to take most of them in the caltrops, but the leader, his healer, and 2 or 3 lizard men made it out and ran for it*

Me: I’m gonna chase after the leader

Wiz: I’ll come with (by now [wiz] has only got a single flaming hands left)

Bar: alright, the rest of us will take these stragglers

DM: [me] and [wiz] catch up with the Leader and his group, the Leader is laying down while the healer try’s to keep him alive, the guards stand nearly unscathed from the previous fighting, they raise their weapons as you two approach (the rest of the groups still fighting by the caltrops)

Me: Oh shit oh shit oh shit, [wiz], do you have any flaming hands left?

Wiz: yah?

Me: prep it. (To the DM) I open my vials of oil and throw them at the group of lizard men. *rolls a Nat 20*

DM: alright, uh, they’re all coated almost evenly, barely a drop hits the ground

Wiz: ooooooooh, I cast flaming hands on the leader. *rolls succesfully*

DM: *apparently rolled only 1’s or something for the lizard men* they all just kind of flail on the ground while being burnt to a crisp, despite the nearby creek. *at this point the DM’s just kinda flabbergasted*

Bar: well shit, so that’s what you can do with them

DM: She steps out of her former skin, human body left behind to reveal a six foot tall lizard. Her third mouth screams from her stomach -
Bard: Wait, third mouth? Where’s the second?
Dwarf: Maybe it’s like that movie, Teeth.
(Silence dawns over the table and legs are crossed. Despite combined efforts, no one can find mention in the book of a second month’s location.)


More commissions of @shenanimation‘s characters! The first one is Gina as commissioned by @zirocoh. The second is Sally as commissioned by anonymous. 

LOTF characters in Primary School:

Jack: Thinks he’s the hottest shit in the classroom, learned his ABC’s the fastest, never wants to play with his toys until someone else does (then they’re HIS toys), always has to be the king during king of the mountain or else he pushes you off the slide

Ralph: That one really oddly pretty little boy that behaves around adults and everyone thinks he’s the dream child but really he steals ur kids juice box and shoves the girls off the swing sets during recess so he can swing

Simon: The kid who braids grass and plays with ants and says the bugs are his friends. Brags about all his pets.

Roger: eats Simon’s bugs, cuts the tails off of lizards, bullies everyone, bitter child, the hellspawn parents thank God for not birthing

Piggy: that one dude who Naruto runs before collapsing after two seconds, plays trading card games with the other nerds, gets bullied, really smart, thinks he can defend himself but cAnnot

anonymous asked:

You'll talk someday about how the Port Mafia is portrayed? ( not the bightest bulbs in the chandelier huh. Not the most subtle either) im not trying to rush you, it bothers me too and im just curious. I like your analysis. Have a nice day

Haha all kidding aside, I’ve been meaning to talk about them for quite a while now. It’s just that I want the stuff I write to make sense, because usually they’re self-indulgent rambles. And this one won’t be an exception, especially since I have so many feelings about Port Mafia.

Usually it’s the protagonists who are outmatched, outgunned, outnumbered, or just generally outclassed. Through sheer force of will and nakama power perfect teamwork do they come out on top. Even then sacrifices have to be made. At the start, the Armed Detective Agency seemed like it will follow this mold, but soon we are introduced to their abilities.

On paper and in practice, the abilities of the members of ADA greatly complement each other. This means that even with few active operatives who can work on the field, they got all bases covered. If this were an MMO they’d have Atsushi and Kenji as tanks, Atsushi again and then Kunikida for DPS, Tanizaki going for Assistance/Crowd Control, Fukuzawa as Buffer, Dazai as Debuffer and of course, Yosano as their Healer. Not to mention Ranpo, the formidable brains behind their operations (with Dazai as backup, or even vice versa).

Now let’s take a look at the mafia. Not counting Odasaku, in their group who doesn’t have an offensive ability? Ace? Sure, but his ability only applies to his subordinates, and anyway he’s also dead. See the problem? Chuuya probably has the most versatile ability in the mafia right now, but it’s either he takes great pride in his prowess as a martial artist or he just can’t think of creative ways to take advantage of the fact that he can, well, manipulate gravity. There’s also Elise, who seems to be “programmed” to be able to do feats no ordinary human can, but we don’t know much about her. Outside of these two, the one who impresses is Kajii. His ability sounded like a joke sure, but he knows how to make use of it and in the right circumstances, can be that one member to watch out for. There’s also talks about another executive member or two. Whether one exists we don’t know, but I can only hope they’ll possess an ability that is a supportive one, or something gamechanging like mind reading or memory wipe.

Don’t get me wrong! It is rather refreshing to see a team full of competent people, especially in their line of work where they’ll find themselves smack dab in the middle of dirty matters the police and the military would rather not handle. That they are well-rounded means it’s easy to imagine why the government would want their help, why they get the requests they do, and why they are favored to take on cases that will pit them against criminals/evildoers who have their own deadly abilities.

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Overgrown Lizard Law

A/N: Hi guys! Second one-shot in two days, I’m on fire! I had fun with this one, and it’s my first request! I hope you guys like it! Requests are open, and feedback is always welcome. Feel free to follow me!

Request: Hello can I get an Owen x Reader where the reader works with Owen and the raptors? The raptors act weird towards the reader and no one knows why. It turns out it’s because they acknowledge her as the alpha’s mate and so alpha female of the pack?

Owen x Reader

Warnings: Swearing again, but only like once so it’s fine.
Y/N/N: Your Nickname (or just your name)
Y/L/N: Your Last Name

“Are you nervous?” You ask, leaning your arms on the railing of the catwalk, watching as the girls play-fought and chased each other around the paddock.

“Me? Nervous? Sweet cheeks, I was born ready.” Owen said with his signature smirk plastered across his-quite honestly, gorgeous- face, reaching out a finger and bopping you on the nose. Rolling your eyes, you bump him with your shoulder, and look down at the ground again watching as Delta ran circles around Charlie. Biting your lip and playing with your hands anxiously, you watch as the two chase each other’s tails.

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Hi I would like to draw your attention to Cryolophosaurus

Cryolophosaurus is my favorite dinosaur (if that wasn’t obvious enough), and while I don’t necessarily expect it to win, I think it could be neat to have it get somewhere in the voting process.

-Name means “Cold crested lizard”

-Nicknamed “Elvissaurus” for it’s cool crest

-Yeah look at that neat crest honestly, it was probably used for display

-From Antarctica, the first non-avian theropod discovered from Antarctica and the second dinosaur fossil discovered there overall

-The first non-avian dinosaur actually named from Antarctica (it was named before the first dinosaur fossil discovered there, Antarctopelta, was)

-It’s jaw shape indicates it may have fed on fish

-From the early Jurassic

-One of the largest theropods of its time 


-A friend

lightingoceans  asked:

i have a prompt for you and it's “the aliens have appropriated the silverware”

@snogfairy why do you do this to me

Lucy jolts awake as a crashing sound splits the air, the noise hardly muffled by the thin walls of her apartment. Her heart lodges in her throat, beating out of control as she stares wide-eyed at her bedroom door. Light spills through the crack, faint, and she knows that someone must have turned a light on in the kitchen.

Now, this wouldn’t be something of concern is circumstances were different. Logically, it could easily be Cana, drunk and rummaging for cookies in the jar Lucy keeps on top of the refrigerator. Or even Loke searching for the good wine if he was sleeping on the couch after another breakup.

Be that as it may, Cana is away in France and Loke just got himself a new girlfriend a month ago.

Lucy is home alone.

Another crash comes from the kitchen and she lunges out of bed, nearly tripping on the tangle of sheets wrapped around her legs. She stumbles towards the door, shoving it open so hard that it bangs against the wall. The noise doesn’t stop her. Evidently, it doesn’t stop her would-be thieves either, because she can hear quiet voices speaking to each other and a jangle of metal hitting metal. 

She doesn’t pause to question what they might be stealing, she just rips her metal baseball bat off the ground and races down the hall.

Normally, Lucy isn’t quite this fearless, but it’s three in the morning and she can’t be bothered to feel afraid for her life.

Lucy rounds the hallway corner, hovering just outside the kitchen, and hears a quiet voice just out of sight. “Natsu,” someone hisses. “We shouldn’t be doing this.” 

Damn right they shouldn’t.

Natsu, evidently, does not give a fuck, because he simply snorts and continues rifling through her drawers. There’s a jangle of what she recognizes as silverware clanking together and–oh fuck no, that’s the good china!

She doesn’t think, she simply swings. 

The bat makes contact and there’s a shriek, and then a thwap as whatever she hit tumbles to the ground. Lucy whirls around the corner, bat raised threateningly, only to freeze when she sees the robbers.

There’s three of them.

The first, the one she hit, is the weirdest damn cat she has ever seen. It’s large and blue, with a head much too large for its body. Also there are wings sprouting out of its back. Which is, you know, not fucking normal. It looks up at her with big, watery eyes and Lucy immediately feels terrible.

The other two are human, probably. Maybe not. 

It’s a very strong maybe, given that one is leaning against her counter and chewing on a fork and the other has shockingly pink hair and a faint spatter of… scales along his cheek bones. Scales.

They both freeze when they see her. The first stops chewing and the second stops shoving her silverware into a satchel.

Lucy thinks she should scream, but for some reason her vocal cords have decided to be dicks and won’t fucking work.


She stares at the lizard people. Aliens. Whatever they are. The aliens stare back.

Lucy drops her bat to the floor, then turns and walks away.

The cat thing follows her after a moment, but she doesn’t care. She has to be dreaming. If she’s not? Well…

They can keep the damn silverware, she’s going back to sleep.

  • Sun: *As Blake and Yang laid under a tree cuddling with Sun laying on a branch above them, Blake reading a book While Yang and Sun played a game on their scrolls, Sun's scroll beeps signalling him that he has gotten mail.* Ah damn it. Hey Yang, Can way pause the match for a second? This could be the email from my Aunt I've been waiting for.
  • Yang: Can't it wait just a few more minutes? We all most grow this overgrown trex alien.
  • Sun: Nah, I got to make sure my Aunt sent my the new address to her house for when I go visit her this weekend.
  • Blake: Why don't you just move your character to a hiding place and set up a turret while Yang finished it off? *Both Yang and Sun glances at Blake with surprise.* ... I watch playthroughs.
  • Yang: Aw my kitty likes watching us play.~ *Yang smiled, kissing the top of Blake's head.*
  • Sun: *Meanwhile Sun does as Blake suggested and begins to look at his email.* Alright Turret's up. Just save me some good rare items okay Yang.
  • Yang: No Promises.
  • Sun: *Sun rolled his eyes and began to read his mail, noticed he received two.* Huh? What's this second one?
  • Yang: YES! GOT YOU UP OVER GROW LIZARD! *Yang cheered a minute later after beating the boss in the game.*
  • Blake: Yay team Yangsun. *Blake smiled closing her Blake as she felt Yang hug her.*
  • Yang: I did it all for you babe. *Yang whispered smirked kissing Blake's and giggling as Blake blushed before looked up at Sun.* Hey Sun you better your character butt if you want any of this loot. Huh? *It was then Yang saw Sun Trying his hardest not to laugh as he stared at his scroll.* Uh... Sun?
  • Blake: *Hearing the question tone of her girlfriend's voice Blake looked up as well at Sun and raised an eyebrow.* What is it Sun? You're kinda weirding us out.
  • Sun: Hehehehehehehe, Oh god this is too fucking funny. *Sun chuckle before full on laugh as he passes her scroll down to the bumblebee couple with his tail.* Hahahahahaha! Yang, Hahaha, Blake, hehehehe you-you got to Hahahahaha! You got to read this!
  • Blake: *Confused Yang took the scroll and held it so she and Blake could read the mail Sun got and instantly both girl's jaws drop.* Oh you have got to be kidding me. *Was All Blake could say as she picked the bright of her nose, Shaking her head as Yang Read the message loud.*
  • Yang: "Dear Sun Wukong. You are cordially invited to join the league/guild/band/ of Blake Belladonna's evil exs. Our groups goal is to insure that anyone who tries to date the woman we have all fell in love with is driven away, killed, and/or stays far far away from Blake. Benefits of joining, include, free dental and health care per fight with Blake's current lover, a Blake pillow, a custom jacket, a grimm mask, and free life time supply of cat themed cookies. Please send a reply with your answer or come to one of the meetings held every Tuesday and Thursday at 8pm. Sincerely, Adam Taurus. Ps Ilia apologizes for shooting you. But not really." * Yang Finish with an expression that could only be expressed with,* What. The actually. Fuck?
  • Sun: Hahahahaha! What do you think Yang Blake? Should I join? Hehehehe, They have free cookies.
  • Blake: Sun, This isn't funny! *Blake Glared as Yang chuckled shaking her head.*
  • Yang: Hehe, It's a little funny. Though I had no idea Adam was a Scott Pilgrim vs the world fan. OH MY GOD! Does Adam wear glasses!? Is his real name Gideon Graves? Tell me he happen the same hair cut as gideon when you dated?
  • Sun: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gideon Taurus! Master of Blake's evil exs HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Sun Laughed before falling out of the tree while Yang joined in.*
  • Blake: Siiiiiigh, Yang You are lucky I love you and Sun you are lucky you're my best friend.
  • Yang: Aw Cheer up Ramona Belladonna. I'll fight all your exs to date you. *Yang teased, giving Blake a peck on the cat ear.*
Yoongi Scenario: Tainted Love - Part 3.

Request: Could you make one with Yoongi being some sort of demon/vampire boss that every one is super scared of but then there is Y/N, Yoongi is in love with her and everyone is always super impressed how Yoongi always surrenders and softens when something is about her? He’s super protective and wants to please her in his own way, thank you for doing this i love you

Summary: Demons are merciless, demons are ruthless, demons can’t hold nothing dear to them. Yoongi is the leader, the king of the demon world. He is feared as he is respected, no one expected him to bring a human girl as his lover, you. You fell in love and now you are in the midst of adjusting to the demon world, its custums, and its dangers. But everything is worth it if is for him, the demon king that lives between shadows and that would turn hell apart to protect you.

Demon AU. Featuring all BTS.

Genre: Romance / Drama.

Warning: This scenarios contains depictions of violence, mentions of blood.

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9

You had been too slow to realize that Taehyung was about lunge at you. 

Jungkook jumped forward just as Taehyung did the same, but the latter was faster, getting to you in the blink on an eye. You were knocked off the chair falling pathetically to the floor, hearing his laugh you looked up. Taehyung had the manuscript in his hands and was laughing at you.

Jungkook stood in between you, his knees bent a little, his shoulders tense as he observed Taehyung. You got to your feet without help and glared at the demon, you went forward, realizing that at this moment you could decide how you wanted to be seen, as a toy victim or as strong woman. Jungkook tried to keep you from getting any closer to Taehyung but you pushed his arm away.
You were afraid of Taehyung, he was indeed unpredictable and you didn’t know to which extent his loyalty to Yoongi went, and you knew the sole reason why he hadn’t touched you was because Yoongi had a death threat on him about it. But you couldn’t afford him thinking about you as a disposable toy.

-Give that back- you demanded.

-Oh, little girl has a voice, aren’t you shivering without Yoongi’s protection?-

-You have established yourself as an asshole very well, now give me the manuscript back-

You took a step forward and Taehyung smirked, he was tall, taller than Yoongi and a bit more than Jungkook, his skin was tanner too; like Jungkook he carried the ruby stone that identified them with Yoongi’s domains on a pedant that hung from his neck. Taehyung possessed the cold beauty of demons although he seemed to be wilder, like that beauty was distorted by his erratic behavior into a different kind.

You were on his face, trying to remain as calm and composed as you were able, your nerves and logic said you were in danger, but you had to stand your ground, decided to be no one’s toy.

-You want this?- he said flapping the manuscript around without much care, those were precious to Yoongi, had he no respect for anything?

-Yes, stop with the bullshit and give it back-

-Taehyung stop this shit, Yoongi will kick your ass for this, you know it-

He laughed again, ignoring Jungkook completely and when he moved again he went out of the door.

You watched him going out, leaving the door opened behind him. He was truly an asshole. You felt yourself get angrier by the second, of course he could run away from you like that, he was way faster. But just for that you didn’t have to stay put and do nothing.

You ran for the door too, hearing Jungkook behind you telling you to go back.

-No, I’ll find him even if it’s just to tell him he’s a prick that needs to grow a pair-

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You’ll Catch Me (Sinja)

Summary: After a near-death experience, Sinbad has a revelation.  Then he - unsubtly, of course - turns into a lovestruck fool.  

Rating: K+

Word Count: 2390

A commission for @rainberrywarrior - cheers, dear!

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Series: Little Witch Academia

Characters: Lotte & Sucy

Words: 3,904

Genres: Romance, Hurt/Comfort

UPDATE: Reblogged with minor grammatical fixes, as well as end notes.

A/N: IT’S FINALLY HERE. ANOTHER PIECE. And it’s not for my Diakko one, nor is it the Hannah/Barbara one I promised. DAMMIT. Ah, what the heck. Sulotte is amazing, but there’s like only two stories written for them so far. Guess this will be the third!

Contains Dragon Sucy. Takes place in @theneonflower‘s Years Later AU.

Dedicated to Neon, @hanasaku-shijin, @azurathemagician, my bro @megamanofnumbers, and all the wonderful folks in the LWA fandom!



It is late into the night, with Lotte humming happily to herself as she ties knots on a pair of orange and blue threads. To her right, her lantern faerie is curiously poking at a finished violet and red misanga.

Halting her progress, she reaches out to tickle her faerie’s chin before moving her hand over to the misanga. She picks it up and kisses it softly, smiling as the person it reminds her of fills her thoughts and warms her heart.

Lotte glances over her roommates, both which are sound asleep. Akko is tossing and turning like usual, while Sucy remains eerily still, arms crossed over her chest.

Lotte gets up from the desk and walks over to Sucy’s bedside. She kneels next to her sleeping figure to admire every feature - every color - making up the poison witch she has grown to adore so much.

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Yet another Lizard Tales fic! Context

Race had only gone to the pet shop to pick up food for his sister’s hamster. There had been a trade: she was going to do his share of the washing up if he went out and got the food for Hamschen. He was about 60% sure he was going to get back and find her still sat in front of the television with no inclination to move, but the 40% chance that said otherwise seemed worth the risk. So he’d walked a couple of blocks and found the nearest pet store, asking the guy behind the counter where the hamster food was and following him down an aisle. When he’d pointed out the food he gave Race a smile and headed back around the corner to the register.

“Damn, he’s cute,” Race whispered, staring after him.

A movement to his left caught his eye and he turned to find a tank of lizards opposite the hamster food. There was one bearded dragon sat on top of a large rock, poking his tongue out at him. Now, Race didn’t speak lizard but he was entirely sure that it was telling him to give the guy his number.
“I’m not asking him out,” he hissed, aware that the boy in question was just around the corner.

But the lizard either didn’t understand or just plain didn’t care because it just stuck its tongue out again, looking wholly apathetic.

“No.” The lizard did it again. “No.” And again. “No.”

Suddenly the lizard wasn’t a problem anymore because the employee – his name badge had read ‘Spot’ next to where whatever his real name was had been scribbled out with Sharpie -was leaning against the stack of cat carriers at the top of the aisle, barely holding back a mocking smirk.
“What are you doing, dude?” Spot asked, amused.

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dartharaiz  asked:

As you discussed about possible new mafia execs, I wondered why Hirotsu didn't count as one. Is it because he wasn't dedicated enough (despite being a long-time member of the mafia)? Or is it because he is better put *down there*, to control the Black Lizard squad etc.... or what actually? I think he is capable enough to be a new executive (or maybe not, something might have escaped my observation hhh >_<)

Uh, yeah. Don’t know about you but if an Executive will get trashed like that in a matter of seconds and I’m in the mafia, they’ll immediately lose my respect. I mean, really?

A lot of factors come to play, maybe, but I can see power and influence as the strongest criteria to select an Executive. Hirotsu has a bit of both, but they’re not enough and so he is grouped with the rest of the Black Lizard.

Okay Voltron fandom, can we talk about some guys that we’ve been overlooking?

Thace has friends.

This is the best shot we have of them- it’s the bottom-right corner of the official poster from season 2. They are very clearly talking and hanging out. The way they’re positioned and the fact that Thace is actually having a good time- when literally every face we’ve seen from him in canon is vaguely despondent or irritated-looking- tells us something interesting is going on here.

Here’s the first interesting thing: we’ve seen these guys in canon.

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