that line should be universally funny

I’ve seen people criticizing how the Thor Ragnarok trailer is too much laughs and giggles and how Thor and Hulk showdown should be bloody and destructive, not Thor quipping and funny jokes…

Except, did you like forget the existence of all the other MCU movies?

This isn’t the comics characters, criticizing the scene without actually considering the context is just pointless

Thor and Hulk were friends the last time they saw each other, not enemies, so this reaction is completely in line with story and character progression.

Thor is stuck on the other side of the universe alone and defeated, his planet and home in peril, and suddenly he comes across his friend? Of course he’s gonna be so fucking excited and be like “YESSSSS!” because then he’s not alone, he’s got a friend, seeing Hulk is basically seeing hope that he can get out of this and all would be okay.

“Should we be killing anyone?”

Friendly reminder that Sam and Dean are basically professional murderers.

Remember the scene from 6x15, “The French Mistake” when they enter the parallel universe? The first question Sam asks is “Should we be killing anyone?”

Of course it’s meant to be funny. And it is (like literally everything in that episode.)

But although they can be the cutest of cinnamon rolls, we should absolutely never forget that they went through years of training before they were even legal.

John gave Sam a .45 when he was nine. NINE. It’s another one of this lines we tend to laugh at, because it is so totally absurd, but still – if you think about it, it’s sick.

Just for fun I googled the training Navy SEALs go through. It’s more than a year. They spend weeks honing different skills. Sam and Dean started training, well, pretty much after they were born. But let’s say they actually started with ten.

They were sparring, crafting their own bullets, learning about the monsters out there. Dean never went away and in the prologue he’s 26, giving him 16 years of training. Sam would have ten, considering he’s been in Stanford for two years. (Some sources say it was four years, but in The Pilot Deans says two so I’ll go with that.)

Now, unlike Navy SEALs they actually had real cases during their training. Plus, the younger we are, the easier we pick stuff up. They basically trained not only their brains and bodies, the act of hunting became an instinct. Example: Even after two years in Stanford Sam still hears Dean coming in, is completely prepared for a fight. It’s part of who they are.

And as I said: They were not just training. They are learning by doing – confronted with a foreign thread, a monster they never encountered before, they need to use what they have and defeat it. It’s not like it’s enough that they know how to handle a gun. They can use knifes, machetes, are good at-hand-to hand combat. They can use pretty much everything that just stands around in a normal house as a weapon. You and me would think ‘decoration’. Sam and Dean think ‘possible weapon if necessary’.

They learned how to treat their own injuries – and not just scratches. Bullet wounds, deep cuts, dislocated shoulders – no problem. And what’s completely stunning: They could even dig a bullet out of themselves. Stitch themselves up. Do you know how much that would hurt? What kind of will power is necessary to pull that off? We don’t think about that. Sam is quiet and Dean jokes his way through situations like that.

That’s called coping mechanism. Seriously, Dean and Sam are well-trained assassins, instincts honed to keep up with supernatural beings, raised to kill.

And the next time you watch an episode, just keep in mind that behind Sam’s gentleness and Dean’s laughter is a man that could snap your neck before you even realize they’re there.

Just saying.

Ereri Fanfic Recomendations

So I’ve been thinking about doing a big Ereri fanfic rec list and decided that today is the day to do it! So here ya go. :) This also took a long time to make so hopefully whoever sees it likes it. Tell me if you do!

Note: I’ll continue adding onto this as time goes on and reblog it sometimes when I add more.

Last updated: November 29, 2015


—Oneshots


meeting people is easy by foreverautumn

 

Summary: He’s been sitting in his car for the past fifteen minutes, trying to muster up the courage to walk inside the restaurant.

“He’ll be sitting by the window. Try to have a good time, won’t you, Eren?”

Eren groans, slumping forward until his head rests against the wheel.

Word Count: 4,079 

Note: Blind date AU

Author’s Tumblr: @foreverautumnblog


strike me out looking by foreverautumn

Summary: Levi is hunched over the steering wheel, knuckles white and palms sweaty. He’s been trying to recite aloud what he wants to say, but his voice keeps cracking and he’s just emitted a strange wheeze, so he’s decided to give up on that for now.

Concentrate on driving, just concentrate on driving

….Driving to see Eren Jaeger.

Word Count: 6,282 

Note: Baseball player!Eren & Fan!Levi AU

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned up above


Berlin by Yuu_chi

Summary: When he was younger Levi spent one unforgettable summer in Berlin - one month and a mistake later he goes and doesn’t look back.

Fast forward ten years and Levi is now a successful fashion photographer and Berlin is just one thing in a line of many he has managed to run from - except the past has a funny habit of never staying where it should and Eren Jaeger isn’t somebody content with just being a memory.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 13,530 

Note: I don’t know what to say about this one other than that it’s one of my favorites.

Author’s Tumblr: @glenflower


Chasing Disaster by freshia

Summary: Eren crashes into Levi’s life. Literally. And he takes out a fence and a mailbox along the way.

Word Count: 3,753

Author’s Tumblr: @yordlecompstomp


children of the universe by moonstruts

Summary: In which Eren wakes up in the library, forgets to do his homework, and kind of falls in clumsy love with a stranger named Levi. All in that order.

Word Count: 7,825

Author’s Tumblr: @hikui


The World Has Its Shine by catsonfire

Summary: He’d ended up there by chance. The brunette behind the counter may or may not have lured him in with that smile he pointed at his customers, and then the concentrated, determined look he gave the coffee as he made it. Coffee Shop!AU

Word Count: 7,018


Crush by elliemoran

Summary: Eren can’t get over his crush on Mikasa’s very, very attractive older brother.

Word Count: 4,882

Note: I love stories that have Levi as Mikasa’s older brother and Eren pining for him. Really cute.

Author’s Tumblr: @afternoonteawithme


Christmas at the Ackermans by zhedang

Summary: An incredibly self-indulgent fic in which Mikasa asks Eren to do her a favor and go pick up her “sort of” cousin Levi from the airport and oh no, he’s hot.

Word Count: 8,611

Author’s Tumblr: @zhedang


Playing Favorites by Ketita 

Summary: In which Levi seems determined to spoil Eren rotten, whether he likes it or not.

(For the record, Eren hadn’t expected his confession to lead to this sort of thing at all).

Word Count: 6,297


Revolt by TillThatTime

Summary: Eren’s head had fallen forward until it was brushing Levi’s shoulder in front of him, and still Levi didn’t move, transfixed by the way Eren's every word was coated in pure, unadulterated lust. 

“You know, I like you best when you’re covered in their blood, you look like you were fucking made for it. Made for killing them and made for me.”

… Levi/Eren. Explicit SMUT.

Rated M

Word Count: 12,810

Canon-verse

Note: Hottest smut oneshot for Ereri that I’ve read. I highly recommend reading it. It’s really hot and I love how both Eren’s and Levi’s characters are portrayed. Eren is really nutty and has this hero worship/obsession thing going on for Levi, and Levi keeps trying to resist him, but eventually gives in.

Note 2: I changed the link for it to Ao3. Here’s the link to it on fanfiction.net: 

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10533926/1/Revolt

—Chaptered Fics


lend me your ear by foreverautumn

Summary: Eren’s not a vindictive person. Really, he’s not. In fact, he considers himself a big supporter of doing the right thing, fighting the good fight (literally, if need be); basically, he’s a big proponent of justice.

Sitting here with Jean’s credit card clutched in his hand, Eren’s sure this is just the beginning of a long and prosperous road full of justice.

(or, the sex line fic that nobody wanted. Officially rated E for chapter 2)

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 20,410 (4 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: This is the first Ereri fanfic I ever read so it’ll always be one of my favorites. Sex line operator!Levi. 

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list


A Sound Like Breaking Glass by mongoose_bite

Summary: Eren lives by the ocean in a peaceful, untroubled world with his classmates. He studies, dreams of going out to sea on the boats to see what lies beyond the horizon, spends his afternoons by the water’s edge with his friends, and sneaks out at night more often than he should.

His greatest ambition is to join the crew of the Wings of Freedom, but after making a disastrous first impression on Captain Levi, joining his company will be easier said than done. Despite the insults and the bruising, Eren is determined and he vows to do whatever it takes to impress the captain before the ship is out of drydock.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 53,826 (12 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: The plot twist in the story really surprised me. It’s a great read.

Author’s Tumblr: @mongoose-bite


Neither Tarnished Nor Afraid by mongoose_bite

Summary: Levi is a rare thing; a man of honour in a city eternally selling its soul. They gave him a gun and a badge, and he walks the cruel and indifferent streets of Southport doing what he can for the forgotten ideal of justice. Someone else in Southport has an interest in justice as well, and he leaves a bloody trail of corpses in his wake as he tears through the city’s underworld.

Levi’s duty is to hunt him down, whether he is an avenging angel, a monster, or something slightly more complicated than either.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 73,760 (19 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: This is a really awesome police au. It has detective!Levi and vigilante!Eren.

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned up above


The Misanthrope by kazuma85

Summary: The story is set in an AU world where Eren was only a child when the humanity won against Titans. When he’s fifteen, he meets Levi, humanity’s introverted hero, who is not exactly the kind of person people believe he is.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 25,516 (14 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: So, so beautiful. 


Warm Water by KeroseneShowers

Summary: Levi’s shower breaks. Desperate measures ensue.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 35,522 (8 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: Funny and cute.

Author’s Tumblr: @dominant-eren


Snow and Silence by elliemoran

Summary: When reclusive Eren Yeager finds a half-frozen stranger on his front porch, he has no idea how much the encounter will come to change his life. And yet, even as his fascination grows, so do the mysteries around the enigmatic man. Who exactly is Levi, and can Eren trust him?

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 47,857 (21 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: Really awesome. I read almost the entire thing in one sitting.

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list


Night Drive by shotgunsinlace

Summary: Working as a desk clerk for Sina Enterprises isn’t the most grandiose job out there, but it sure beats every other option Eren had jotted down since graduation. Troubled past behind him, Eren strives to make a name for himself by not fucking up the only good thing he has going for him. But when a certain foul-mouthed and dapper executive waltzes through the lobby doors, Eren is more than willing to set aside his “no fraternizing with the higher-ups” rule. However, the engagement ring on Levi’s finger proves to be a deal breaker. It was supposed to be a one night stand, one night to get each other out of their systems, but the two of them bit off more than they could chew.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 50,596 (3 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: Levi is married to Erwin in this one.

Author’s Tumblr: @celestialparadigm


My Home Is Where Your Heart Is by bfketh

Summary: Single father Levi is left scrambling to find an after school daycare for his daughter, Mikasa, when his regular babysitter announces that her husband’s job is being relocated. The only problem - they’re all far more expensive than he can afford.

The solution to his dilemma comes in the form of a college student, Eren, who will do it for a fraction of the cost - as long as Levi will save him from a steady diet of ramen and pop-tarts by feeding him dinner every night before he leaves.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 14,683 (11 chapters)

Status: Complete

Author’s Tumblr: @bfketh


Heart of Ink by OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

Summary: Shortly after his mother passed away, Eren decides he wants to get a tattoo to remember her by. The problem is that Levi, the short, snarky tattoo artist Eren goes to refuses to tattoo anyone under 18 without parental approval. Eren hadn’t been planning on sharing his sob story with anyone, but he refuses to leave the hole-in-the-wall tattoo parlour until he gets what he came for.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 15,822 (3 chapters)

Status: Complete

Author’s Tumblr: @onewhositswiththeturtles


Stowaway by OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

Summary: Levi is the Captain of The Captain’s Killer, the most dreaded pirate ship in all the Caribbean, which hunts its bounty with ruthless efficiency. For years Captain Levi has dodged the Navy’s most decorated Commander, Erwin, and his attempts at sinking Levi’s ship and coercing him into sailing under the Navy’s banner. It seems that Levi will continue sailing the seas as he pleases, answering to no one but the mood of the winds, until a stowaway with a few secrets of his own ends up on his ship and throws everything in disarray.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 30,669 (7 chapters)

Status: Complete

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned up above


A Warm Breath by ryuusea

Summary: “You’re a human child, aren’t you. You mustn’t touch me then, or I’ll disappear.“

One summer when visiting his Uncle Erwin out in the countryside, Eren befriends a mysterious masked man who lives in the forest. They promise to meet every summer from then on.

In other words, a story told through summers, year by year, of Eren being a (cute) brat, Levi dealing with said brat, and all the fluff, awkwardness, and strange feelings that come with growing up, despite the limitations placed on their interactions.

Inspired by Hotarubi no Mori e.

Rated M

Word Count: 52,301 (12 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: This one turns out to be really sad, but it’s great and very well written. But be prepared to cry.

Author’s Tumblr: @ryuusea


Yellow Wall by Trick_Fantasy

Summary: Camboy AU

After becoming enamoured with webcam model Levi Ackerman, Eren becomes a Camboy on the same website - undressing and performing for audiences on the internet. Eren builds up his fan-base, steadily getting more popular until Levi notices him, and scouts him for a joint Camshow.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 9,911 (2 chapters)

Status: Complete

Author’s Tumblr: @trickfantasy


The Strange and the Usual by lalazee

Summary: When Eren finds himself stuck in what is essentially a halfway house for supernaturally inclined misfits, there’s no stopping the veritable shopping list of events that leave him pushed closer and closer to ex-exorcist, Levi. But when is it ever that simple?

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 116,778 (33 chapters)

Status: In-progress

Note: Seriously, this story is so interesting with all the supernatural elements. When I found this fic I binge read about 100,000 words until I was up to date on it.

Tumblr: @atomicblonde


Demons and Darkness by sciencefictioness

Summary: Levi is a scout, and protects his village day and night from feral yokai, demon like creatures who feast on human flesh. When the chieftan of his village is killed by the beasts, Levi’s father takes over, putting him next in line to lead his people. All Levi wants to do is watch over Mitras with his blade, fighting along side his teacher, who he has been in love with all his life. When he discovers that Erwin is getting married, he heads off into the woods alone to drink and slay demons, trying to forget. He never expects to summon from the darkness a yokai of his own.

After a few minutes everything went quiet, and then his yokai was before him, magnificent, covered in splashes of red. My yokai? He wore a maniacal grin , the joy of taking a life that deserved to be taken. Levi knew that joy, had worn that expression so much he could feel the ghost of it on his face. Then, the yokai spoke.

“You were so damn slow, I thought I’d never meet you.” Levi felt his mouth gape open. Yokai couldn’t speak. They were like animals, beasts without souls.

“Who are you? What are you?” That smile grew predatory, eyes slitting deviously.

“I’m Eren, and I’m yours.”

Rated M

Smut

Word Count:  94,954 (31 chapters)

Status: In-progress

Note: Yokai are supernatural monsters from Japanese folklore. I absolutely adore this story. The author is also really awesome and she updates her stories quite regularly. 

Author’s Tumblr: @sciencefictioness


Red Heat by sciencefictioness

Summary: Eren is one of the few Alphas who go into rut without the presence of an Omega in heat nearby, and after suppressing it for nearly two years, the drugs are no longer working. As a last resort he heads to an Omega refuge, hoping to find a suitable, but temporary, mate. When he finds one lost in a fatal ‘red heat’, he’ll do whatever it takes to ease his suffering.

When the Levi’s fist sounded out against the wood, the Alpha did not open it right away. Leaned into it, pressing his forehead against the smooth surface. Felt the pull of the Omega on the other side, just as he had that first day in the shelter. A whole new kind of gravity that tugged him not down to the earth but straight towards Levi. The laws of the universe shifting to bring them closer together, and Eren could not resist their inevitability.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 113,448 (27 chapters)

Status: In-progress

Note: Sooooo beautiful. Levi is an omega but he’s far from weak, which is often what they are portrayed as. The relationship between Levi and Eren is gorgeous and this is by far my favorite ABO verse fic that I’ve ever read.

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned up above


—Ones Added Since I First Posted This


For Me by litathesissy

Summary: There are certain moments in his life where Levi becomes aware of his limitations as a man. Painfully aware, if we’re being blunt. Here now, with Eren straddling his lap, all starry eyed and pouty lipped, voice wrecked and begging for it, well…

AU. Levi was a neighbor and Eren’s babysitter. Years later they meet at a bar. Things ensue.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 10,049 (3 chapters)

Status: Complete


Blood Sticks by Blue_Thallium

Summary: “I asked you if you needed to hit me again. Because. In court, you said Sir, you said that you were going to.”

Levi blinked at him. He’d only told Eren he’d missed a spot.

Note: Eren has a big pain kink in this one

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 10,771 (2 chapters)

Status: Complete


Don’t worry I’m weak to you by myoue

Summary: Levi is having a very hard time trying to get into the delivery boy’s pants.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 6,810 (oneshot)

Author’s Tumblr: @geychou


Keep It Down by LensMind

Summary: The first time it happened, Eren was sleeping. 

The second time it happened, Eren was skyping. 

The third time it happened, Eren was ill. 

The fourth time it happened, Eren was feeling more than a little stressed.

The fifth time it happened… well…

Or, the story of how Eren learns the name of the guy living above him because of the awkward loud sex he has.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 4,350 (oneshot)

Author’s Tumblr: @freckledbodty


No-Smoke, No-Gamble by PresquePommes

Summary: Levi has a customer.

He doesn’t tend to look at his customers, but he knows them by voice, and this one’s got some sort of shitty European accent and never buys cigarettes or lottery.

Which is pretty strange, considering that Levi runs the cigarette and lotto counter.

Word Count: 9,019 (2 chapters)

Note: Eren is super cute in this one.

Status: Complete


Spitting Milk Teeth by throneofwaste

Summary: “Everyone agrees you have a stick up your ass lately so I volunteered to replace it.”

17 year old Eren has enough of this sexual tension and puts Levi in his place.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 2,768 (oneshot)

Note: It’s locked so that only AO3 members can read it.


Be Good for Me by TheSpazzBot

Summary: Eren reaches up and grabs the wrist that’s connected to the hand fisting its fingers into his hair. Squeezes until that grip loosens, and eventually releases completely. He drops it, meeting Levi’s hazy gaze as he opens his mouth, “Be good.”

Levi’s fingers twist in the bed sheets.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 15,584 (oneshot)

Author’s Tumblr: @fuzzyporcupine


Hallowed By Thy Name by jaegersaint

Summary: Almost a decade after trading guns for a rosary and drugs for a Bible, Father Levi faces his biggest temptation yet.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 5,926 (oneshot)

Note: This one has Priest!Levi and Schoolboy!Eren. It has taboos in it so don’t like, don’t read.

Author’s Tumblr: @jaegersaint


Fever by noero

Summary: Eren loses control and Levi is dangerously close.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 4,464 (oneshot)


The Little Titan Café by pocketsizedtitan

Summary: Just another cliche AU in which Eren works as a barista in his mother’s café, specializing in latte art. And then there’s Levi, who’s not exactly your typical patron, because, well, he’s blunt and rude (which Eren supposes isn’t that much different from regular customers) but mostly he just confuses Eren’s poor little homosexual heart.

Rated T for Levi being a perv 

Word Count: 65,850 (22 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: So cute.

Author’s Tumblr: @pocketsizedtitan


half light by foreverautumn

Summary: He wouldn’t say that they’re friends, really. They’re not quite just acquaintances either; the more he thinks about it, Eren’s not sure how to describe their relationship. They sort of… tolerate each other, in different ways.

But yeah, the more he thinks about it (and he does think about it quite often), Eren thinks that he’d like for them to be friends.

(AU where Eren tries to figure out what you do when friendly feelings turn into something more.)

Rated T 

Word Count: 66,199 (22 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: The budding relationship between Eren and Levi is beautiful and just their relationship in general.

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list


Lips Like Sugar by TheSpazzBot

Summary: The last thing Levi wants is charity. But a sugar daddy? That doesn’t sound too bad.

Rated T for now I think

Word Count: 13,909 (5 chapters)

Status: In-progress

Note: It’s really interesting seeing Eren as the sugar daddy instead of Levi. Really awesome fic.

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list


Hands Clean by Ashke

Summary: Eren’s your typical high school student, despite his anger management problems. One day, he has to visit the nurse’s office to only discover that the usual nurse has been replaced by a man with steel gray eyes and a mouth with no filter. Eren’s interest is piqued.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 55,206 (22 chapters)

Status: Complete

Author’s Tumblr: @belovedtaozi


Misread by sciencefictioness

Summary: After watching his father brutally murder his mother, barely escaping with his life, Eren Jaeger moved from one foster house to another, never really finding a place to call home. Now that he is grown, he lives with Mikasa and Armin in a dilapidated old house, but all is not well. The loss of his mother at his father’s hands, along with the brutal treatment he received for his sexuality, as well as repeated failures in all aspects of his life have left him hollow and broken. Though he had tried before to end his life and failed, with a fistful of pills and the knowledge that his friends are gone for the weekend, Eren was sure that this time he would succeed. At the last moment he hesitated. His only regrets would be leaving Mikasa and Armin behind, and never confessing his feelings to the owner of the bookstore he works at. After realizing he had nothing to lose, he decided to tell Levi how he feels before ridding the world of himself for good. Even if Levi rejects him, it doesn’t matter. What’s he gonna do?

Kill himself?

Rated M

Smut

Word Count:  69,413 (19 chapters) 

Status: In-progress

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list


Placing Faith by OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

Summary: Captain Levi Rivaille is second in command of the Survey Corps, a gang that is at constant war with the Military Police who, despite saying they act on behalf of the Crown and the people, are corrupt and violent with anyone who doesn’t fall in line. Even at twenty years old Levi is seen as one of the most powerful soldiers, with detached ruthlessness in his way of life. Which means that no one was expecting him to adopt a young eight year old boy named Eren, who is orphaned when the Survey Corps’ battle with the Military Police level the Shiganshina District.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 155,611 (24 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: This is probably my favorite Ereri fic. Seriously, my feels for this piece are endless. This alternate universe is absolutely fascinating, it takes place in the Attack on Titan world but without the titans and a different plot line and different dynamics. For most of the chapters it’s Eruri, but it eventually transitions to Ereri. Eren and Levi’s changing relationship over the years is beautifully executed and I can’t stress enough how great I think this fic is. <3 

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list


House of Echoes by shotgunsinlace

Summary: Two years after the murder, Levi is finally ready to let it go. The house at the end of Ashbury Lane is quaint and peaceful ― a gift from an old time friend meant to grant him a new beginning. However, when the shadows begin to move at the dead of night, taking on the form of a treasure thought lost, Levi begins to fear for both his sanity and his life. Suddenly, the road to recovery becomes a game of kill or be killed.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 124,903 (21 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: Extremely dark and disturbing. Definitely not for the faint-hearted. It’s an excellent horror story with supernatural elements and it still has my head reeling even long after I’ve finished reading it. 

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list


Fireside by twisting_vine_x

Summary: A/N: Essentially, the one in which Levi ditches his car and ends up half-frozen on Eren’s doorstep, and then proceeds to fall harder for Eren in four days than he’s ever fallen for anyone in his entire life.

Basically, this story shall contain roaring fires, hot chocolate, a ton of farm stuff, a whole roster of adorable animals (’cause Eren’s totally spending his reading week watching over Hanji’s farm in the middle of frozen Alberta, whereas Levi is an author who lives in Vancouver), a rather nasty power outage, cuddling for warmth, a bunch of cuteness with Eren and Levi bonding over nerdy shit; and, essentially, Levi and Eren being trapped together for days, with both of them realizing very quickly just how compatible they are, and with both of them horribly aware of the fact that they’re from different worlds and live entire provinces apart.

- - -

Levi’s known this kid for maybe four hours. There’s no reason for him to feel this protective.The wind’s still howling outside, though, and Levi still can’t feel his toes.Eren may well have saved his life, by opening his door.Maybe Levi’s allowed to feel a bit protective in return.

Rated M

Word Count:  37,854 (12 chapters)

Status: Complete

Author’s Tumblr: @twisting-vine-x


An Unforgettable Face by ryuusea

Summary: “Have we met before? I recognize your face…” Levi’s brows furrow, scouring his memory as to why he knows this guy’s face from somewhere.

“Ah, you’ve probably seen one of my videos!”

“Hmm. YouTube?”

“No. Porn.”

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 16,051 (4 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: This story is incredibly cute and funny. Eren makes Levi so flustered and I couldn’t stop laughing because of it. And it’s hot.

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list


I Need A Summer (For My Winter Heart) by DestineyTot

Summary: “Hey…hey. Are you okay?” Well, considering that he’s hanging off the side of a bridge in a torrential rainstorm with every intention to kill himself tonight, he could be doing a lot better.

Eren comes along just in time to talk Levi down from doing something drastic and offers to take him in for the night. It’s supposed to be temporary, or so Levi thinks, but Eren ends up being 50 different shades of nice and offers him a home under his roof.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 12,081 (3 chapters)

Status: Complete


Eight Times the Fun by ryuusea

Summary: After a Scouting League mission goes wrong, Levi is forced to lay low on a remote island. He meets an interesting sea creature.

“You’re not afraid of me?”

“If you’re in the business I’m in, this isn’t the weirdest shit I’ve seen.”

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 7,154 (oneshot)

Note: Octo!Eren & Superhero!Levi. There’s consensual tentacle porn. Eren’s mannerisms in this are super cute and funny.

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list.


Love’s a Menace by seaofteeth

Summary: “Your favorite customer is here!” Hanji continued and damn them, Levi could practically hear their shit-eating grin. That could only mean one thing.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 17,322 (5 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: Piercer!Levi & Client!Eren AU. But it’s locked so that only AO3 members can read it.


Bruises by cottontale

Summary: Levi is a boxing champion, so 99% of the time he’s shirtless.

Eren Jaeger just happens to have a severe back kink, and doesn’t have a brain-to-mouth filter.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 4,535 (oneshot)

Author’s Tumblr: @foxicology

aluwyn  asked:

omg your calendiles fics are so cute!!!!!! my favorite is mermaid magic because i love mermaids but the line where jenny goes "doubtful" in the first one is so funny and in character!!! you're such a good writer and these are all so cute and fun to read

also i forgot to say that kid!buffy is ADORABLE i’m smiling so hard what a cutie

honestly i love mermaid magic too!! so much!! so it brings me so much joy to see that someone else loves it too! if you want more context on this universe, you should totally check out the mermaid jenny au tag on my blog because it’s been an ongoing Thing for about three months now (which made mermaid magic SO fun to write)

and honestly Yes. bb buffy is so adorable in that au and i’m so proud of her

The Line

“Um, Alcor, can I –”

Toby broke off awkwardly as his voice abruptly skipped up several registers.  Cheeks flushing, he cleared his throat and tried again.

“Can I ask you – *cough* *erh-hrm* – can I ask you something?”

Dipper looked warily down at the fidgeting, squeaky-voiced teenager from his current position floating in the middle of the living room, surrounded by a large collection of pillowcases, paper sacks, and plastic jack-o-melon pails all overflowing with a diverse selection of candy.  The handful of Yumber Jacks he’d been about to eat paused halfway to his mouth.

“…Yee-eeeees…” he answered cautiously, reluctantly shunting the candy in his hand back to his storage vault in the Mindscape, followed by the rest of the holiday confectionary.  He straightened up out of his lounging position in the air, giving Toby a look that he hoped accurately conveyed how important this had better be to be worth interrupting his candy-indulging time.

(He always got good deals around Halloween and Summerween, particularly from kids who had earned the ire of the various Summerween Trickster-like creatures that had started popping up off and on since the Transcendence, wherever terrible off-brand candy was a thing.  The hefty price in real candy that he was able to demand for getting rid of them always kept him well-stocked for most of the year.)

Toby fidgeted uncomfortably under Alcor’s gaze, scratching the back of his neck and shuffling his feet awkwardly.

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no matter HOW HARD i tried, i couldnt get clean line art from lining this on the pc
so i just made the sketch transparent and coloured it :3 i really like it!

its funny how his non-corrupted form he has such big eyes and looks fairly young
but his corrupted form his eyes are p much just slits and he looks like he aged or something even though gems techinically cant

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Today in our filmmaking workshop in Dadaab we watched E.T., which none of the guys had ever seen before.  Yesterday we discussed basic screenplay plot development, so I thought we’d use this movie as a way to practice identifying things like the inciting incident, protagonists, plot points, and the climax.  

The first and third photos were taken at the moment E.T. and Elliot are flying on the bicycle.  It was so fun to experience their reactions throughout, but I was the only one that laughed at the line, “It was nothing like that, penis-breath!”  Must have been lost in translation.

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Margot Robbie: My note towards Captain Boomerang when he walks in the script is, ‘I think he’s an idiot.’

Jai Courtney: Well, you’re wrong. Did she correct herself later on?

Margot Robbie: She has moments where she’s like, ‘he’s funny.’ And then it goes back to her thinking he’s an idiot.

Jai Courtney: I definitely pick up the kind of class clown slack at times. Harley has this great line where she says, ‘Your village in Australia is missing its idiot. You should call home.’ Which is a great line, and rings true.

I find it funny everyone wants to be like and looks up to the super powered Alien with a very real weakness in the form of Kryptonite, or they want to be the hyper paranoid man that has troubles maintaining relationships because he only cares about his goals at certain times, as opposed to the Amazon Warrior that is universally respected and loved and known for keeping the two aforementioned knuckle heads in line when they get out of hand.
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Me to a co-worker about why Wonder Woman should be loved more.

This isn’t a slight against Clark or Bruce being bad people because they’re not, but Diana is the glue that keeps the Justice League together and that needs to be said more.