that last sentence is killing me :'(

Who Killed Markiplier Spoilers/Discussion

Okay, I know everyones into Soft!Dark, and I’d love to be onboard as well but I cant shake this feeling.

It started with the line “And i know I trust Celine, And if you trust us, just let me in.” At first, it only rubbed me the wrong way in the sense of “just let me in” and some supernatural entities needing permission before taking control or going into places. But then when I relistened to the line, there was an extra echo that was added on top that stood out more. only echoing parts of the sentence. 

”Trust Celine”
”Trust us”
”Let me in”

It sounds like Damien is trying to add a layer of subliminal suggestion. 

Celene chimes in too when she says “I know he’s a good man, but he’s dangerous now.” but the echo just says “dangerous” (ruling out the idea this is just an extra echo for the last part of their statements, its very clearly implanting the suggestion.)

I might just be reading into it but  @markiplier said more than anything, Dark is manipulative, right? What if he somehow caused the colonel to kill. Either triggered some PTSD or make him snap. So he could get the Colonel to kill for him and just fake emotion through the investigation because he knew that would gain sympathy and get him off the trail. And frame the trigger happy Colonel who would look very guilty if he’s the kind of person who buries his pain and feelings.

So the Colonel takes the fall, and he manipulates you into giving him what he wants.

Masterlist of Memes


  • ☹ My muse is visiting your muse on their death bed
  • ♫ A drabble about our muses inspired by the next song that comes on shuffle
  • ☻ A drabble of our muses on their wedding day
  • ☺ my muse trying to piss yours off
  • ت our muses running into each other after not seeing each other for several years
  • ヅ for a situation that got both our muses arrested
  • シ my muse walks in on your naked
  • Ü your muse walks in on my muse naked
  • ϡ a goodbye letter from my muse to yours
  • ♥ you muse suprises my muse with a kiss
  • ۵ my muse kisses yours to shut them up
  • ღ a forehead kiss from my muse
  • 웃 my muse torturing yours for information
  • 유 my muse trying to seduce information from your muse
  • ♈ a holiday drabble featuring our muses
  • ♉ our muses are together when they get ambushed
  • ≑ my muse wakes up in your muse’s body
  • ?  my muse will ask your muse a question they always wanted to ask
  • + my muse has died and your muse is included in their will
  • ◈ my muse’s reaction to finding your muse beaten and bruised 
  • ♊ my muse will do something stupid to impress your muse
  • ✃ your muse visiting mine in the psych ward
  • ♋ my muse visiting yours in the psych ward
  • ❅ my muse rescues yours
  • ✪ my muse seeing the ghost of your muse
  • ● my muse’s turn offs
  • ○ my muse’s turn ons
  • △ our muse’s get in a playful wrestling match
  • ⍢ my muse gives yours a hickey
  • ✧ our muses having dinner together
  • ☎ my muse drunk dials your muse
  • ✈ our muses on a flight together
  • ☼ my muse giving yours a massage
  • ♡ my muse flirts with your mue
  • ☣ your muse visiting my muse in prison
  • ♌ your muse visiting mine in prison
  • X my muse doesn’t remember anything from the night before. They have blood on their hands, and your muse is beaten at their feet.
  • ☁ our muses are trapped in a fire together
  • 〰 our muses are at the beach together
  • ❢ my muse has lost their memory, and at the sight of your muse starts to remember things
  • ✑ my muses daily routine
  • ❂ a new years eve memory from my muse
  • ✬ our muses share a new years eve kiss
  • ✆ your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone
  • ◙ a christmas gift from my muse
  • ♍ a sexual story from my muse
  • ₩ our muses are caught in a thunder storm together
  • ❊  a regret my muse has about your muse
  • ♎ your muse tracing one of my muse’s scars
  • ♏ my muse tracing a scar of your muse’s
  • ♐ my muse hearing your muse scream
  • ♑ our muses go out for coffee together
  • ♒ my muse visit’s your muse’s grave
  • ♓ my muse injures your muse
  • ✄ your muse injures my muse
  • ☩ a dream my muse has about your muse
  • ☨ my muse searching for your muse
  • ☦ my muse trying to cheer up your muse
  • ✞ my muse taking care of a your muse while their sick
  • ✛ my muse trying to calm your muse down
  • ✜ my muse trying to get your muse to recover from amnesia
  • ✝ a confession from my muse to yours
  • ✙ our muses shopping together
  • ✠ our muses watching the stars together
  • « a past memory with our muses
  • » a daydream my muse has about yours
  • ✐ a mistletoe kiss
  • ✎ our muses going to a costume ball together
  • ✏ our muses are evil and out reaking havoc together
  • ♔ a kiss on the cheek
  • ♕ a kiss on the palms
  • ♖ a kiss on the back of the hand
  • ♗ a kiss on the nose
  • ♘ a kiss on the eyelids
  • ♙ a kiss on a bruise

Sentence Memes

  • “You belong to me”
  • “I found you”
  • “I’m in jail”
  • “You make me so hot”
  • “I have to leave”
  • “Please don’t leave”
  • “And what about our parents?”
  • “Who did this to you?”
  • “You shouldn’t have done that”
  • “What happened last night”
  • “We never tell anyone about this”
  • “So, you want to play games?”
  • “Does that require pants?”
  • “Lets just have a lazy day”
  • “Then go kill the bitch”
  • “I’m pregnant”
  • “You broke me”
  • “Don’t touch me”
  • “You can’t fix this”
  • “There’s nowhere we can hide”
  • “I’m not listening”
  • “Who do you think you are?”
  • “I don’t need you here.”
  • “Did I fall asleep?”
  • “A little evil goes a long, long way.”
  • “I will not die.”
  • “I don’t care.”
  • “I have no regrets.”
  • “I feel numb.”
  • “All monsters are human.”
  • “You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine.”
  • “You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine."”
  • "How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
  • “Let’s get you to bed.”
  • “I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
  • “Are you crazy?”
  • "Do you trust me?”
  • “How did you escape?”
  • “Is that blood behind your ear?”
  • “Take. This. Off. ”
  • “What’s in it for me?”
  • “What’s in it for you?”



Request: “peter parker smut where the reader is either the daughter of an avenger or maybe just an avenger or something but she lives in the avengers compound (let’s just say peter decided to take tony up on his offer) and she’s dating peter and he sneaks into her room and just as they’re about to start round 2 one of the avengers catches them”

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Word Count: 1.7k

Warnings: SMUTTT

“Good job team.” Tony gave a forced smile before quickly retreating to get a drink.

You looked to Peter, who was still heaving with bloody tears in his suit. You pulled him by the arm wordlessly to your room, sitting him down while you retrieved your first aid kit. He was still a little dazed from the fight, but as you pulled out a clean needle he gave you an adorable smile.

“If you say ‘this isn’t going to hurt’ I’m going to-“

“Kill me?” You smirked. Peter huffed a laugh, leaning back as you started stitching his wounds.

“You know, I think we’re too good for each other sometimes. We can barely get out a sentence without the other knowing how it’ll end.” You shook your head with a rogue smile. “We’re becoming a gross, sappy couple. I hate it.”

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So yesterday I posted this manip and encouraged people to come up with their own ideas for a possible story behind the scene. So many of you wrote in (both publicly and in private) and I had such a blast reading all the cool ideas you came up with. :D

But there was one pitch that really stuck out to me:

“In the time period, magic is completely forbidden. Cinderella, the last of her kind, is caught using magic to resurrect a dead mouse. She is apprehended and sentenced to death in the presence of the prince, but, rather than allowing all magic to die out with her, she transfers her powers over to the prince. They wont be allowed to kill him, after all” - Secretly-a-geekynerd

So now I have this whole story in my head about this mage who had to sacrifice her powers in order to survives, and a prince who all of a sudden is filled with magic that he cannot control. So in order for the prince not to accidentally kill himself with this new power, he is forced to work together with the mage. 

But the mage was a healer and volunteers in the poorer villages to help the sick and injured when nobody else could help. So she manages to convince the prince to help her travel the land, and on this journey he will learn the truth about this country, his citizens, magic and true friendship. 

((In the shot above I imagine the the prince finally having conjured forth a type of healing spell. The mage is delighted because this means that they will now be able to save the life of a sick child.)) 

PS: The reason why the prince now has blue hair is because I like the idea of magic affecting hair and eye colors. It is also the reason why it has been so easy to always spot magic users whenever they are born.



aka. the moment Rory wants to say something and Logan’s waiting for her to say it and she just doesn’t

Patrick Hockstetter || Guilt

A/N: I say this a lot, but I mean it on this one, this was hard to try to come up with. I tried to hold true to Bower’s Gang as much as I could but I wanted to also humanize them more I guess. I hope this turned out well and everyone enjoys!

“Listen, I wouldn’t have came to you loser’s in the first place if I didn’t need the help.” Patrick’s voice was raspy, he growled out the words with his eyes hard on Bill, Stan, Richie, and Eddie, who stood in front of him while Henry, Belch, and Victor stood behind him. Patrick’s face was scratched up, his body bloodied and bruised from his narrow escape from that god damned clown. When he got back and found that you had been missing as well, something in him… broke.

When Patrick first started dating you, his violent and sinister nature eased as he began regularly taking his medication, with a little convincing from you. It took nearly six months, six long strenuous months, but he slowly warmed up to treating you and others decently. It was a lot of work for you, but despite the sexual gestures and the harsh words he would give you and others, you saw the glimmer of good in him. Patrick slowly became more affectionate and loving than just possessive and obsessive over you, he treated you more like his girlfriend than just his personal toy. He treated you like you were real, as terrifying as that was for him. He grew to love you in how own special way.

Patrick shot a glare behind him at his friends, who looked away in shame, his gaze turned back to the losers, “I would’ve thought that they would’ve kept an eye out for Y/N, but obviously not.”

“Listen, man-“ Belch was cut off with another glare from Patrick. Y/N, his girl, was taken when the others clearly should have been with her.

“Wow, what does that make you assholes if you’re asking us losers for help? Huh?” Patrick gave a warning growl, “R-Richie, n-not the t-time.” Bill stuttered out, he looked over at Patrick, despite the constant bullying Patrick and his friends did to the loser’s, Bill understood the desperation Patrick felt to find Y/N. Hoping she was alive.

“W-we’ll help.” Bill’s words cut the tension, Patrick’s eyes moved from Richie to Bill, “on-n one con-condition, st-stop the b-bullying.”

Henry scoffed, “Patrick, let’s just-“

Patrick turned on Henry, his finger pointed directly in Henry’s face, “you don’t get to speak.” Oddly enough, Henry shut his mouth in a tight line, “deal.”

“Woah-“ Richie began to speak, “shut it trashmouth.” Patrick stepped forward threateningly, “go get the other losers and let’s go.” The boys nodded and scurried off, “meet at Neibolt in an hour!” His yell was loud enough to reach the four boys riding off on their bikes, arguing over what was happening, he turned on his friends, “we aren’t upholding that deal.” Henry’s arms crossed over his chest, Patrick closed the distance between them, “oh, we are upholding it. You fuckers got us in the situation in the first fucking place. I had to fight way way out of that god damn sewer just to find out you idiots didn’t even give a damn about watching over Y/N or making sure she was ok. I was missing!” His words were becoming increasingly angrier, the last sentence he yelled aggressively in Henry’s face.

“And if you don’t hold up the deal, that’s fucking fine by me, don’t even fucking come. If she-“ his voice almost broke, he cleared his throat and kicked his chapped lips, “if she’s dead, I’ll kill you all myself.” Patrick stepped back from the boy, stomping in the direction of the Neibolt house, he could hear a scuffling behind him as the others caught up to him in silence.

The stood outside of Neibolt, waiting for the losers, well, the others to show up. They showed up after forty minutes, Patrick shot them the closest look he could give for being grateful they came, it almost looked like a pained grimace with a hint of a genuine smile. He was working on it and it did not help as an unfamiliar feeling washed over him, his stomach churned and he looked away in shame. Guilt.

“Let’s go.” Patrick marched into the house without a second thought, his head set on finding you, alive.

Patrick marched through the house, leading the ten behind him as he came across the well. The rope that he climbed out of still hanging there. He gave it a strong tug, “I’ll go down first.” He muttered as he latched onto the rope, “there is an opening about halfway down, we’ll go from there.”

One by one, they slowly climbed down the rope until they were all huddled together in an awkward silence, “this way.” The light from the loser’s flashlights surrounded Patrick as he lead the way, his lighter lit in front of his face. His eyes were darting around, clearly on edge about being back in the sewers, “you ok?” Patrick shot a glance over to Victor before he gave almost a barely noticeable nod, but no answer.

The sewers opened up, they stepped out of the pipe, their eyes immediately drawn to the mountain of… stuff. All eyes slowly trailed up to see floating kids, “t-the m-missing k-kids.” Bill whispered, his frantic eyes searching for Georgie as Patrick looked for Y/N.

“Y/N!” Patrick’s voice was loud, his tongue swept across his lips as his eyes landed on your body in the air. Your head was leaned back, your hair falling freely, your arms hung loosely at your sides, blood trickled down the side of your face as you stared blankly at the ceiling.

“She’s too high for me to reach her, someone help me get her down!” Patrick turned his rage onto the boys as Victor and Belch moved and helped Patrick up, despite the height they came to, she was still too high. His eyes landed on Richie, knowing he weighed the least, “Tozier, come here.”

Richie stood frozen, eyes wide. Patrick let out a calm huff to tone down his anger and fear, “please help me get her down.”

Richie moved and Ben and Mike helped Richie up, holding him up to Patrick who grabbed him and lifted him to grab Y/N. Slowly, the four boys began to pull Richie, Patrick, and Y/N down with Henry catching Y/N as she fell forward.

“Is… is she breathing?” Patrick had to catch himself from his voice breaking.

Henry laid her down and Mike pressed his head against her chest, “I hear her heartbeat and she’s breathing. It’s faint, but she’s alive.” Patrick’s face strained as he fell to his knees, his hands grasped her face, “Y/N.” His gave her a light shake, “Y/N, you have to wake up.”

A bone chilling laughter echoed off the walls, it sounded like it could have came from anywhere in the room. Heads turned wildly before Beverly’s voice called, “to the right!”

All heads snapped in that direction, It stood a few feet from them, it’s eyes stared at each one in hunger, drool pooled on the concrete below him, “ah, the one that slipped away.” It’s voice growled at Patrick, who stood up defensively in front of Y/N’s body, blocking it from its view, “well, you aren’t as dumb as you seemed.” It hummed as a twisted grin rose on its face, “the loser’s and the asshole’s: what a crowd, what a meal.”

Bill caught it off guard, slamming a metal rod against the back of its head. All ten kids piled on it as that time and began their merciless beating.

“It’s not real.” Bill’s words echoed throughout and a smirk rose to Patrick’s lips, he jumped forward and tackled the clown, sending him down to the floor and he repeatedly punched the clown in the face. With a harsh shove, Patrick flew off of him and landed near Y/N, her eyes still stared blankly at the ceiling, “what the hell did Hockstetter do to it?” His head turned back to the group huddled around the frantic and panicked clown, who stared horrified at Patrick, “I don’t believe he’s real. That’s how I got away the first time.”

“What the fuck?” It was a quiet whisper, almost unheard. Simply not believing in It is all it took?

“Solipsism,” Henry’s voice was rough as he stood threateningly behind the clown so he could not escape, “he doesn’t believe anything is real… other than himself.”

Patrick gave a shrug as the losers looked at him with wide eyes, “I knew he was crazy.” Richie whispered quietly.

“You took my girl.” Patrick stood up and walked in front of the clown, “real or not, I’m going to kill you.” Patrick took his foot and kicked it into It’s face, smashing it between Patrick’s foot and the edge of the well. He repeatedly brought his foot down on him before Henry pulled him off, “Ok… It’s dead man.”

Patrick pushed his black hair out of his face and wiped his face with the back of his hand, all anger he had left disappeared when he faced Y/N once more, still unconscious. Eddie was next to her, shaking her. To Patrick, it felt like the world stopped when Eddie began doing chest compressions, “She’s not breathing! Patrick, come here!”

Patrick walked forward and fell to his knees, “what do I do?” His eyes began to water as he looked down at Y/N, “tilt her head back to open her airway, when I tell you to, pinch her nose and blow two breaths into her mouth…. now.”

Patrick did as instructed, his lips met hers and he blew two deep breaths into her, “C’mon, Y/N, c’mon.”


Patrick repeated his steps as he did before, this time after the two breadths, he placed a kiss on her lips, “Please, Y/N.” Tears began to run down his face as Patrick cried for the first time since he was a baby. The ones that were standing around, observing, looked away. Ben and Beverly had tears in their eyes.

“I got a pulse!” Mike called, Patrick did not even realize he moved over to them. Patrick wiped away a tear that fell on your cheek with his thumb, “Y/N, wake up.”

With a raspy cough, Y/N’s eyes returned back to their bright iris instead of the dull white, her eyes met Patrick’s wet ones, “Pat-“ his arms pulled her up to his chest and held her close, “you… you were… Patrick, you were missing, what the hell?!”

You pulled back and took in his bruised and scratched face, his nose was broken but reset, his lip split open. His hands came to your face, her eyes swelled with tears, “This is real, right?” You ask through a sob as you took in your surroundings, the ‘losers’ and Patrick’s friend’s stood around you. The first genuine laugh you had ever received from Patrick broke through his throat as he held you close, “I’m normally the one who asks that.” You note that whatever happened to him since you both went missing possibly changed him, he was showing emotions.

“You’re safe.” He whispered into your hair as he held you close, your eyes sending a grateful look to the others behind you. Patrick was safe and you were safe, to him, that was all that mattered.


’ I want to play a game. ’
’ My name is Very Fucking Confused; what’s your name? ’
’ Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more… ’
’ I’m having a blast! This is the most fun I’ve had without lubricant! ’
’ I want you to make a choice. ’
’ Listen carefully, if you will. There are rules. ’
’ What’s the last thing you remember? ’
’ I went to bed in my shithole apartment, and I woke up in an actual shithole. ’
’ I’m sick from the disease eating away at me inside… ’
’ I’m sick of people who don’t appreciate their blessings… ’
’ I’m a kill you, you sick asshole! ’
’ Congratulations. You are still alive. ’
’ Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. ’
’ You don’t know me, but I know you. ’
’ Live or die, make your choice. ’
’ You’re probably wondering where you are. ’
’ Now I see you as a strange mix of someone angry, yet apathetic. ’
’ At least we’ll have the cover of darkness. ’
’ Help! Someone help me! Is someone there? ’
’ Hey! Oh shit, I’m probably dead. ’
’ Who said anything about a warrant? ’
’ If you are so sick then why do I have so many photos of you up and about? ’
’ How much blood will you shed to stay alive? ’
’ I’ll leave you in this room to rot. ’
’ I know it’s you, you son of a bitch! ’
’ My camera, it doesn’t know how to lie. ’
’ You tell anyone you were here? ’
’ Stop the lies! You’re a liar! I need to know the truth! ’
’ You don’t recall getting your picture taken in that parking lot? ’
’ How can you go through life pretending that you’re happy? ’
’ Does that mean you saw what happened to me? ’
’ Oh for fuck’s sake! I give up! ’
’ You think it is over, but the games have just begun. ’
’ You feel you now have control, don’t you? ’
’ I don’t have a fucking soul… ’
’ Will you learn how to let go and truly save them? ’
’ What you can’t do, is save everyone. ’
’ I promise that my work will continue. ’
’ If you can’t do it for me, do it for yourself. ’
’ I do, but addiction has ruined your life. ’
’ I’m bleeding man. Please just let me go. ’
’ Killing is distasteful… to me. ’
’ How did you walk out of that building? ’
’ So unless you’ve got something else to say… back the fuck off. ’
’ Playing with matches again? ’
’ I want to know if you have what it takes to survive. ’
’ They say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery… ’
’ We killed eight people and stole a property and nobody cared. ’
’ Why? Was it for money? This was your plan? ’
’ You’re a monster! ’
’ Fix me, you motherfucker! ’
’ Why don’t you fucking tell me something that I don’t know, you stupid cunt?! ’
’ For three years I wanted to kill you. ’
’ I’m never gonna be able to forgive myself for what happened. ’
’ You may not remember me, but I most certainly remember you. ’
’ There’s no preventative treatment for what you have. ’
’ Please don’t do this to me. I have a family. ’
’ You’re asking me to do the impossible. ’
’ I’m sorry, but your own actions have caused this. ’
’ What?! What am I supposed to learn from this?! ’
’ This is the piece taken from the latest victim. ’
’ How many next times are there gonna be? ’
’ Get used to me, ‘cause I’m not going anywhere. ’
’ When the time’s right, you’ll know what to do with it. ’
’ That rolled off your tongue real smooth. ’
’ Wait! What the fuck are you doing?! ’
’ Please don’t let me die! Please don’t! ’
’ Oh, well that’s it, isn’t it?! It’s over! ’
’ Look at me! When you’re killing me, you look at me! ’
’ I never saw any indication of psychotic behavior. ’
’ You can never really tell what someone’s thinking on the inside. ’
’ Well, there’s a problem with that, though. ’
’ Go on, fucking pussy! Go! Go! Go! ’
’ Maybe addiction’s just part of human nature. ’
’ Remember, don’t trust the one who saves you. ’
’ You want a chance? I’ll give you a chance. ’
’ What do you mean you don’t know about this? ’
’ You didn’t cut your own arm off? ’
’ What condition? There is no condition. ’
’ I didn’t have it penciled in on my schedule. ’
’ It’s not the first time some psychopath called me out. ’
’ That’s a problem you’re gonna have to solve before it’s too late. ’
’ How do you just wake up in a room and have no idea where you are? ’
’ I guess you’ve never been drunk before. ’
’ I spent three years at college drunk. ’
’ You asked me what I wanted and I told you. ’
’ You seem to know a whole lot about me. ’
’ I feel a whole lot of things right now. ’
’ The only dooryou know how to open… is between your legs! ’
’ Why don’t you shut the hell up?! ’
’ That’s your luck, bending on over in prison, you little dickhead! ’
’ If you’re gonna threaten me with a knife, you might as well cut me a little. ’
’ You savor everything, be it a glass of water or a walk in the park. ’
’ It’s the tool, thats going to save your soul. ’
’ I didn’t do anything to you! ’
’ Don’t open the door! ’
’ You have to save yourself. ’
’ Do you wanna play a game? ’
’ That’s exactly it, you didn’t do anything. ’
’ You identify more with a cold corpse than you do with a living human. ’
’ You should know better than anyone, what happens then. ’
’ I go for the neck, but I’m not the brain surgeon. ’
’ Now you better start fucking paying attention. ’
’ Suffering? You haven’t seen anything yet. ’
’ Yeah, that’s right. I’m a murderer. ’
’ So, do you have everything you need? ’
’ You’d be surprised what tools can save a life. ’
’ Then help me! Fix me! Fix me motherfucker! I’m standing right here! ’
’ You have to play by the fucking rules! ’
’ The human body is a miraculous creation. ’
’ Game over. ’
Daryl Dixon x Reader – Reunion

Originally posted by failedbitch

Imagine saving Rick, Carl and Michonne when a run goes wrong. You get injured and they take you back with them to the prison where you reunite with your boyfriend Daryl who you haven’t seen ever since the apocalypse started.

Note: Way too long time no see, guys! I’m really sorry, I’ve been working all summer so I didn’t have time to write at all. I’m so glad to be back though! Since I haven’t written in a while I might be a bit „rusty“, but I still hope you enjoy it! 
And as always, this beautiful moving picture does not belong to me.

It all happened so fast. At one point you were just minding your own business trying to find a safe place to crash for the night. You never stayed anywhere longer than you needed -  found something to eat, got a bit of sleep and then back on the road.

Suddenly, the sound of voices coming from not far away made you stop. Someone was in trouble, you thought. Without hesitation you ran into that direction. After all that has happened you promised yourself you won’t let anyone else die if you can prevent it.

The voices were getting louder and louder, that must have meant you’re close. Finally you saw them. Three people - a man, a woman and a boy standing on a car surrounded by walkers. You could tell they were out of ammo since they were only using their knives and a sword.

They were running out of time, you had to act fast.

„Hey, bitches! Come here and have a bite of this fresh meat!“ You shouted in an attempt to distract the walkers as you climbed onto a roof of the nearest car.

You didn’t have a gun, but you had a bow and thankfully also a lot of arrows. You started shooting one after another as they crawled into your direction.

It didn’t take too long to take nearly all of them down especially since your three new friends starting attacking them from behind. You sighed in relief letting your guard down for a second.

„Watch out!“ The man shouted.

Too late. One of the walkers took you by your ankle and pushed you onto the ground. 

„Fuck.“ You growled in pain. That’s what you get for not paying attention for one goddamn second. You tried to reach your bow which you dropped in the fall but it was too far and that dead sucker was already crawling on top of you.

„Oh come on!“ You tried to push his face away with one hand and reach for either your knife or one of your arrows with the other hand but with zero success. Thankfully, you soon didn’t have to worry about it when a blade of a sword came right through the walker’s head.

„Thanks.“ You smiled as you took the woman’s hand. She smiled back and helped you get up.

„Are you okay?“ She asked worriedly once she noticed you can’t fully step onto your right foot.

„Yeah, it didn’t get me. I was only joking when I told them to bite me. Seems like this one took it way too seriously.“ You laughed trying to hide the pain. „I must have just hurt my ankle, I’m gonna be fine. Don’t worry about it.“

„There’s a prison not too far away from here. Me and my people use it as a residence for the time being. We’re gonna take you back with us and get you a proper treatment for that injury. After that you can go, or you can stay if you want. We could use somebody like you.“ The man said as he took you into his arms and carried you into their car.

Once you were all set, he stepped on the gas trying to get you all back as fast as possible. Not just because of your leg but also because it was starting to get dark and they were out for quite a while, the others must have been worried.

„I’m Rick, by the way. This is my son Carl and my friend Michonne. What’s your name?“


„I have to ask you a few questions, Y/N, is that okay?“ You saved their lives, which he was grateful for, but this was something he just needed to do.

„Y-yeah, sure, whatever you need to know.“ You nodded as you struggled to adjust your position due to your injury.

„How many walkers have you killed?“

The first question was easy. There was nothing else you hated more than those … things. They ruined your life just when it was finally starting to have some meaning. Killed everyone you loved. Or at least you thought so.

„Each and every single one I could find. They are monsters, they don’t deserve anything better.“

„How many people have you killed?“

This time you hesitated. It was hard for you to talk about it no matter how many days, weeks or months have passed.

„ … Two …“


„ … My mom and brother. They were bit. I just … I couldn’t let them turn.“ Your voice broke with the last sentence. You didn’t want to let them see you cry so you quickly wiped away the tears and took a deep breath to calm yourself down.

„I’m so sorry about that.“ Michonne said holding your tightly. „Is anyone else you know alive?“

„No … at least not that I know of. It was always just me, my mom and my brother … And my boyfriend. But I haven’t seen him since … since all this started. The small chance of him still being alive is probably the only thing that kept me going for this long.“

„I’m sure you’ll find him.“ She tried to comfort you as she stroked her thumb over your hand.

„Yeah, I hope so. Wherever he is – if he’s alive – I just hope he’s not alone. I hope that he found a group of nice people and that he’s happy …“

Michonne could tell how hard it is for you to talk about your loved ones so she tried to change the topic.

„How did you survive this long on your own anyway? You don’t look like … ehm … „

„Like I can fight? Yeah, I can’t, not really. But I can shoot. This baby saved me more than just a couple of times.“ You caressed the top of you bow lightly when you talked about it. It was like your best friend and until now the only ally against the evil in this new world. „It’s more quiet than a gun and better than a knife, I wouldn’t last a day without it.“

All of the sudden the car stopped. You didn’t even notice you were already there. Looking through the window you could see a bunch of people already standing there waiting for their friends to come back safely. They must have been really worried.

Rick opened the door and helped you out of the car. 

„Everyone, this is Y/N, she’ll be staying with us now, we wouldn’t have made it home without her.“

„H-hi“. You almost whispered and waved your hand. Everyone was staring at you. They all seemed liked nice people but you never really liked being the center of attention, so it made you feel a bit uncomfortable. 

Not knowing what to say you looked down shyly when a familiar voice interrupted your thoughts.

„Y/N? … Baby, is that you?“ It was already dark so he couldn’t see you clearly. He slowly made his way closer and closer to take a better look.

„D-Daryl? Oh my god … I can’t believe it!“ If you could walk you’d immediately run into his arms. Tears started running down your cheeks. Ignoring the pain in your ankle, you gathered all your strength and made your way in his direction as fast as you could.

As soon as he heard you voice and realized it’s really you, he ran towards you, pulled you into a tight embrace and buried his head into your chest.

Unable to stop sobbing, you ran your fingers through his hair and stroked his back gently. You needed to feel him. To know that this is real. Not just another one of the dreams you kept having almost every night.

After a while he finally pulled away from the hug only to take your face into his hands kissing you deeply.

You couldn’t see the looks on everyone’s faces but they were all pretty suprised. Daryl never told anyone about you, anyone except Carol. He truly believed you were gone and didn’t trust anyone else enough to tell them about how he lost the only love of his life.

„I really thought I lost ya. I went into your house, there was blood everywhere, I thought … I thought you were gone.“ He confessed while caressing your cheek not letting go of you for one second.

„I’m sorry, I should have left a message or something … I-“ You covered your mouth with your hand trying to stop the sobbing.

„Shh, don’t matter now, the only thing that matters it that you’re alright. You’re here. With me. And I’m  never losing ya again.“ He wrapped his arms around you once again pulling you close against his warm body and whispered into your ear: „I love ya so much, Y/N.“

„I love you too, Daryl.“ You whispered back as you pulled your arms around his neck and kissed his forehead, unable to keep the smile off your face.

Bonus Theory

So at first glance, you could interpret “Always Watching” as Jack trying to make the pax video, but Anti interrupting and taking over the show.


Recall that moment in “A Date With Markiplier” where a screaming Mark pops out of Darkiplier?

Originally posted by rubies-and-oaktrees

Mark said in the charity livestream after this, that this scene wasn’t him escaping but rather Dark’s shell breaking for a bit. So what does this have to do with Anti?

With the theory that Jack’s been “dead” since Halloween, Anti’s been running the channel and pretending to be him for about 5 months now!! And with Jack trying to fight back in Detention and Darkiplier taking the spotlight on Valentine’s Day, Anti and his attention-seeking self needed a release.

And considering that Pax was the place where literally SO MANY PEOPLE came for JACK (where maybe Jack could’ve gotten enough energy from everyone to defeat Anti maybe?), the video was a perfect way for Anti to A) be his glitchy self again without blowing his cover, B) stand his ground against Darkiplier, C) divert everyone’s attention from Jack to him with the whole camera thing (while also reigniting the antisepticeye fandom), all while D) making himself stronger, and making Jack’s chances of getting saved even lower than before.

And because of this, it’s probably safe to say that Anti has enough strength to keep Jack down for about another 5-7 months

and we all know the holiday that’ll come up by then…..

OneRepublic sentences

Something I Need

  • “I had a dream the other night about how we only get one life.”
  • “I had the week that came from hell.”
  • “You got something I need.”
  • “In this world full of people, there’s one killing me.”
  • “If you only die once, I want to die with you.”
  • “Last night I thik I drank too much.”
  • “If we got nothing, we got us.”
  • “I know that we’re not the same.”
  • “I’m so damn glad we made it to this time.”
  • “If we only live once, I want to live with you.”

Counting Stars

  • “Lately I’ve been losing sleep, dreaming about the things that we could be.”
  • “Swing my heart across the line.”
  • “Seek it out and ye shall find.”
  • “Old, but I’m not that old.”
  • “Young, but I’m not that bold.”
  • “I feel something so right doing the wrong thing.”
  • “Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.”
  • “I feel the love and feel it burn.”
  • “Hope is our four letter word.”
  • “I don’t think the world is sold and just doing what we’re told.”
  • “I feel something so wrong doing the right thing.”
  • “Everything that drowns me makes me want to fly.”
  • “Take that money watch it burn.”
  • “Sink into the river the lessons I learned.”

Love Runs Out

  • “I’ll be your light, your match, your burning sun.”
  • “We’ll feel alright ‘cause we’ll work it out.”
  • “I’ll be your ghost, your game, your stadium.”
  • “I’ll be doing this, if you ever doubt, until the love runs out.”
  • “I’ve got my mind made up and I can’t let go.”
  • “Got an angel on my shoulder, and Mephistopheles “
  • “Momma said ‘do what you want, say your prayers at night.’”
  • “I’m so devout.”
  • “I’m killing every second until it sees my soul.”
  • “We all want the same thing.”
  • “We all run for something.”


  • “I need another story, something to get off my chest.”
  • “Need something that I can confess until my sleeves are stained red from all the truth that I’ve shed.”
  • “I’ve been on the brink.”
  • “Tell me what you want to hear.”
  • “I’m gonna give all my secrets away.”
  • “Amazing how we got this far, it’s like we’re chasing all those stars.”
  • “I don’t really like my flow.”
  • “Sick of all the insincere.”
  • “This time, don’t need another perfect lie.”
  • “Got no reason, got no shame.”
  • “Got no family I can’t blame.”
  • “Just don’t let me disappear.”
  • “I’mma tell you everything.”
  • “Don’t care if critics ever jump in line.”

I Lived

  • “Hope when you take that jump you don’t fear the fall.”
  • “Hope when the water rises, you built a wall.”
  • “Hope if everybody runs, you choose to stay.”
  • “Hope that you fall in love and it hurts so bad.”
  • “Hope that you don’t suffer but take the pain.”
  • “Hope when the moment comes you’ll say I did it all.”
  • “I owned every second that this world could give.”
  • “With every broken bone, I swear I lived.”
  • “Hope that you spend your days but they all add up.”
  • “Hope that when the sun goes down, you raise your glass.”
  • “I wish I could witness all your joy and all your pain.”
  • “I did it all.”

Feel Again

  • “I’ve been everywhere and back trying to replace everything that I’ve had ‘til my feel went numb.”
  • “Heart still beating but it’s not working.”
  • “I reach out trying to love but I feel nothing.”
  • “It’s been a long time coming since I’ve seen your face.”
  • “I’ve been everywhere and back trying to replace everything that I’ve broke ‘til my feet went numb.”
  • “But with you I feel again.”
  • “I’m feeling better ever since you’ve known me.”
  • “I was a lonely soul but that’s the old me.”
  • “A little wiser now from what you showed me.”

All The Right Moves

  • “We’re going down.”
  • “They’ve got it better than anyone’s told ya.”
  • “I’ll be the King of Heart, you’ll be the Queen of Spade.”
  • “We’ll fight for you like we were your soldiers.”
  • “I know we got it good.”
  • “The grass is looking greener each day.”
  • “I know things are looking up, but soon they’ll take us down before anyone’s knowing our names.”
  • “All the right friends in all the right places.”
  • “All the right moves in all the right places.”
  • “Everybody knows where we’re going.”
  • “Do you think I’m special?”
  • “Do you think I’m nice?””
  • “It can’t be possible that rain can fall only when it’s over our heads.”
  • “The sun is shining everyday but it’s so far away.”
  • “It don’t matter what you see, I know I could never be someone that’ll look like you.”
  • “It don’t matter what you say, I know I could never face someone that sounds like you.”

I Have You

Hey! Season 4 had a good setup for this, so here.

Have some Klangst in your life


Lance was furious. Off-the-wall fuming kind of angry. Keith almost died. Keith tried to sacrifice himself. In all the time he’d been in space, this was the angriest he’d ever been. Without Lotor intervening, Keith would’ve died.

So naturally, as soon as Lance found him, he pushed him. Not hard enough to make him fall, just enough to make him stumble back a few steps.

Lance growls, “What the hell were you thinking?!”

Keith gapes, “Lance, what-”

“You almost died, Keith! You would’ve, if not for Lotor!”

Keith’s eyes soften, “Lance, I-”

“Do you even understand?! You were going to lose your life breaking a damn shield!”

Keith snaps, “I had to! It was me or the universe! You can’t tell me that’s not a good reason to die!”

“You’re too important! You must be stupid if you don’t see that!”

Keith says, “I’m not the Black Paladin. Shiro got Black to respond to him. I’m not important. Not anymore.”

Lance yells, “Yes, you are! You’re important to me! You’re important to all of us! Keith, you’re not just a soldier! You’re our friend and we care about you! I care about you!”

Keith meets his gaze, “I’m not going to say sorry. It’d be a lie. I would give my life to keep just you guys alive. And this was the universe. It wasn’t even a choice for me. I couldn’t just let you lose everything while I watched.”

Lance feels a knot in his throat, “You don’t deserve to die like that. You deserve to have a long, happy life and die when you’re old and wrinkled, not when you’re a teenager in goddamn space fighting aliens!”

Keith looks down, “I’d rather die young than live long but to have let you die. To have let you all die.”

Lance fells his eyes start misting, “You don’t decide when others dies, Keith. You can only decide to keep yourself around for them. You need to protect yourself, before you have nothing left to protect.”

Keith smiles lightly, “I have you.”

Lance pulls him into a hug, “Just…. promise to never, ever do that again.” The hug luckily hid the pink slowly engulfing his face.

Keith smelled nice. Lance didn’t know how to explain it exactly. It was kind of like that feeing of cool metal, but somehow a smell? And it almost had a pine wood kind of smell. Really faint, though. Kind of like new clothes, too. It was so strange, but so innately Keith, Lance wouldn’t bother questioning it.

Keith says, “I’ll try not to.”

Lance scoffs as a few tears finally escape, “I couldn’t hand it, Keith. I don’t wanna lose you.”

Keith lets go and brushes the tears off, “You won’t.”

He then realizes what happened and jerked his hand back quickly, pink on his cheeks. Somehow, Lance thinks, it makes the purple in his eyes seem even more vibrant than it already was.

Lance smiles lightly, “Better not. Red would have my ass.”

Keith laughs lightly and tucks a loose bang behind his ear, and Lance suddenly feels red hot rush in his cheeks. Keith smiles, “Thanks.”

Lance cocks his head to the side, “What for?”

Keith fidgets, “For…. for saying that I’m important. It means a lot.” He looks at his shoes as he says the last sentence, the blush dusting his ears as well.

Lance smiles, “It’s true, Keith. You really are.”

Keith quickly pecks his cheek, “Thanks, Lance.” Keith rushed off, thank God, so he didn’t see Lance subsequently become a red, stuttering, lovesick puddle of affection.

Holy hell. Keith goddamn Kogane just kissed me.

Awkward Moments: Peter Parker

Word Count: 858

Warning(s): Awkwardness

Request: Heyy I was wondering if you could write an imagine where the reader just got out of the shower and is wearing a towel and Spider-Man has to save her? Like she’s being robbed or something and after the bad guy is gone it’s awkward for them? Not smit, just cuteness and fluff. I hope this makes sense. Thanks! by anon.

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

A/N: This one’s kinda short, but kinda sweet.

Y/N had really had had one hell of a long day and all she needed was a nice, long bath to wash away the stresses of her day. She opened the door to her house and stepped in. She threw her keys and her book bag on the couch and walked up the stairs to her bedroom. She walked into her bathroom and turned on the tap. As the water warmed up, she picked out her pajamas and collected her towel. She walked back into the bathroom, stripped, and stepped under the flow of warm water.

She let out a sigh of content as she let the warm water of the shower wash away the tires of her day. She took a fairly long shower as she found the warm water relaxing. Once the water began to cool down, she knew she needed to step out of the shower. She wrapped the fluffy towel around her body. Y/N knew she was home alone, so she strolled comfortably out of her bedroom and down the stairs to create herself a cup of tea to warm her up. As she walked into the kitchen, she heard someone shout.

“Stop right there.” Y/N picked up the nearest knife and turned around to find a man with a mask over his face standing before her. The man was accompanied by two other men who all held guns in their hands.

“Spoiled little brat. Where do you keep all your jewelry?” The man sneered as he took a step closer.

“Take another step and I won’t hesitate to stab you.” Y/N warned without a waver in her voice. She was terrified inside, but she knew that showing it would not help her situation. The man let out a laugh.

“I’m not sure you know how a gun works, love.” Y/N gulped heavily before she took in a deep breath. Before she knew it, she was being snatched up from the ground and carried through the air. The sounds of bullets being shot scared the living daylights out of Y/N and she wrapped her arms around the neck of her hero and clamped her eyes shut. She had tried to be brave, but the terror of being caught in such a scary situation flooded her body.

She was set on the ground of a room on the other side of the house.

“Stay here, I’ll be back.” Spider-Man stated quickly before slinging away. She stood helplessly in the room as she listened to the commotion. There were a few gunshots before the sounds completely stopped. The commotion stopped and Spider-Man was back as quickly as he had left.

“Are you okay?…oh.” The hero awkwardly scratched the back of his neck as took in your attire, or lack there of.

“Oh, my God. I’m so sorry. Just, wasn’t expecting to come downstairs and find that I was being robbed.” Y/N said.

‘Find that I was being robbed.’ Really, Y/N? Of everything that you could say, you decided that would be the best thing. Y/N scolded herself.



“You go first, no you go first.” They interrupted one another.

“Y-you can go first, ladies first.” He said.

“Oh I was just going to say thank you, for you know, preventing my death and all. Sorry about the level of awkwardness. This has to be the most awkward situation you’ve ever been stuck in.” Y/N rambled.

“You’d be surprised.” He said with an airy laugh. “I was just going to say sorry. I saw them break into the house and I wasn’t fast enough. Sorry to put you in danger like that.It’s my job to protect this city and I nearly failed you. Almost got a very beautiful girl killed.” He muttered the last part of his sentence, but Y/N still managed to hear. Her cheeks flushed and she shifted her weight onto her other foot.

“I’m sure you say that to every girl you save.” Y/N muttered.

“N-no. Actually, you’re the first person I’ve ever saved that has thanked me.” He mumbled.

“Oh, I’m really sorry.” Y/N frowned with guilt.

“I-t’s okay, really.” He said.

“Well, you have a city to protect, so. Also, I’m pretty sure the cops are on their way, and you don’t want to be caught here.” Y/N sent him a small smile and he gulped visibly before nodding his head. Y/N walked him to the door.

“Thanks’ again.” She said.

“Y-yeah, it’s no problem. Stay safe, Y/N.” He said before swinging away.

Wait, Y/N? How did he knew her name? Y/N’s eyes widened considerably as the thoughts came in. She also remembered that she was still just wearing a towel.


  • “If they catch us, we’re dead.”
  • “… There’s no signal out here.”
  • “Where’s the money you owe me?”
  • “Have you ever done this before?”
  • “Did you bring what I asked?”
  • “I saw you steal that…”
  • “I think I dropped my weapon.”
  • “This is the last time I ever do this.”
  • “Shit, the cops are coming!”
  • “Wait. I think I heard footsteps.”
  • “We shouldn’t be doing this.”
  • “The cops are looking for us.”
  • “What the fuck is that?!”
  • “You’re gonna get hurt.”
  • “Next time, I’ll kill you.”
  • “It’s my first time doing this.”
  • “You’re gonna get us caught.”
  • “You seriously got high without me?”
  • “You seriously got drunk without me?”
  • “I’m never doing this with you again.”
  • “How’d you get all this money?”
  • “What are you doing out here?”
  • “What if something goes wrong?”
  • “I have a bad feeling about this.”
  • “I’ve never gotten high before…”
  • “I’ve never gotten drunk before…”
  • “What the fuck did you do now?”
  • “Let’s go and do something bad.”
  • “Whatever it was, it wasn’t human.”
  • “So are we getting high, or what?”
  • “I’ll kill the asshole that did this to you.”
  • “It seems like you’ve done this before.”
  • “I have to be honest… this car is stolen.”
  • “What do you mean this isn’t your car?!”
  • “I shouldn’t have let you talk me into this.”
  • “What do you mean this isn’t your house?!”
  • “That’s… a lot of drugs you’ve got there.”
  • “Please tell me you brought a weapon with you.”
  • “We don’t have to do this, we can turn around.”
  • “How much time will they give us if we get caught?”
  • “Watch the door for me? I’ll be out in five minutes.”
  • “Maybe it’s the drugs, but I swear I heard someone…”
  • “This is literally the worst fucking time to hurt your leg!”
  • “Are you about to go do something illegal? Count me in.”
  • “The engine is dead and we’re in the middle of nowhere. Fucking great.”

shitchelle  asked:

Hi, I just saw your review of Lezhin's translations about killing stalking's last chapter. Can you please tell us about the panel when Bum said to Seungbae "she's already dead"? I read from some translator that the sentence mentioned could be understood as "I'm already dead".

“I’ll save you!”

“You’ll save me?”


“Already dead…”

“How are you going to help me…”

Yeah, it’s ambiguous. 


  • ❛ Listen for the voice of God, then follow it, and know that in time you will find your salvation. ❜
  • ❛ He found himself overwhelmed with happiness and satisfaction, knowing that at long last his dream had finally come true. ❜
  • ❛ Coincidence? No, too convenient. ❜
  • ❛ He who strikes first wins. ❜
  • ❛ I’ll give you a strawberry if you keep this a secret. ❜
  • ❛ As long as it doesn’t kill me, college is a lot of fun. ❜
  • ❛ I don’t sit like this because I want to. I have to sit like this. ❜
  • ❛ I can’t stand when people’s cell phones are ringing when I’m trying to talk. ❜
  • ❛ However gifted you are, you alone can’t change the world. ❜
  • ❛ This world is rotten, and those who are making it rot deserve to die. ❜
  • ❛ I’ll take a potato chip; and eat it! ❜
  • ❛ In this world, there are very few people who actually trust each other. ❜
  • ❛ I have no idea what’s going on. ❜
  • ❛ Humans aren’t made perfectly. Everyone lies. Even so… I’ve been careful not to tell lies that hurt others. ❜
  • ❛ Look around you, and all you will see are people the world would be better off without. ❜
  • ❛ I can’t develop feelings. That’s how most idiots screw up. ❜
  • ❛ I have a mind of a genius and a strong sense of justice. ❜
  • ❛ It was the only way the world had to be fixed! A purpose, given to me! ❜
  • ❛ This world is still rotten! With too many rotten people. ❜
  • ❛ Our battle will be concluded, and I will begin my reign from the summit of victory! ❜
  • ❛ I’ve won. Exactly as planned. ❜
  • ❛ For murderers, there is no good or evil. I know that. ❜
  • ❛ The thing I hate the most is to trample on other people’s good will. ❜
  • ❛ You can’t ever win if you’re always on the defensive. To win, you have to attack! ❜
  • ❛ This is the first time in my life that I’ve been provoked to hit a woman. ❜
  • ❛ Do you know gods of death love apples? ❜
  • ❛ He was someone who deserved to die. ❜
  • ❛ I protect the innocent and those who fear evil. I’m the one that will become the god of a new world that every one desires! ❜
  • ❛ I came to exterminate the vermin of this world! ❜
  • ❛ I will reign over a new world. ❜
  • ❛ I am God of this new world! ❜
  • ❛ I am justice. ❜
  • ❛ Catch me…if you can. ❜
  • ❛ I wanna eliminate my competition. I will be the best. I don’t care what it takes. ❜
  • ❛ Careful what you do, because God is watching your every move. ❜
  • ❛ If you can’t win the game, if you can’t solve the puzzle, then you’re nothing but a loser. ❜
  • ❛ Keep all important information in your mind only. ❜
  • ❛ Nobody can tell what is right and what is wrong, what is righteous and what is evil. Even if there is a god, and I had His teachings before me, I would think it through, and decide if that was right or wrong myself. ❜
  • ❛ Humans are truly… disgusting creatures! ❜
  • ❛ You’ve taken quite a liking to it. ❜
  • ❛ You’re asking me why? I did it ‘cause I was bored. ❜
  • ❛ Humans are… so much fun. ❜

The Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall (1/?)

Lot 665. Ladies and gentlemen, a papier-mâché musical box in the shape of a barrel organ. Attached, the figure of a monkey in Persian robes, playing the cymbals. This item, discovered in the vaults of the theatre, still in working order.


’ The world will be mine! ’
’ You just wait! I’ll get you, I’ll get you and every last person with you! ’
’ You cannot stop my plan! It is already happening! ’
’ Oh, you don’t want to do that. ’
’ Haven’t you ever wondered what my true motive was? ’
’ Oh, I come back, stronger than ever! ’
’ You may have killed me but not my work and plans. ’
’ If you haven’t noticed I’ve already gotten away with this. ’
’ I will take over the world and you all will perish! ’
’ It’s not too much longer now! ’
’ I will finally succeed at every dream I had. ’
’ Tonight, all my dreams shall come true for a change. ’
’ You can’t keep me from doing what I do best! ’
’ I will go down in history for this! ’
’ The people will no longer worship you! But me instead. ’
’ Silence you fool! I have already started the plan. ’
’ You won’t get away with this! ’
’ You must be stopped! ’
’ I will stop you if it’s the last thing that I do. ’
’ You’ll never get away with this! The cops will never believe it! ’
’ If I go down then I’m taking you with me! ’
’ What are you going to do kill me? Then what? When all this is over? ’
’ When all of this is over, you’ll be in a padded cell! ’
’ I’m the one to come and take you back to your home. ’
’ You’re not going to go through with this! ’
’ I have already stopped it once, I will do it again! ’
’ Oh? You and what army? ’
’ Don’t make me laugh! You’re weak.. ’
’ The weaker you get, the stronger I become. ’
’ I will finish ruling out these dark days! ’
’ Dark days and times are coming. ’
’ I hope you’re prepared to meet your fate. ’
’ Oh, brother, haven’t I already killed you before? ’
’ How did you escape? ’
’ What evil plan have thought up now? ’
The Emperor’s New Groove - sentence starters

1. “Is there anything on this menu that isn’t swimming in gravy?” 

2. “For the last time, it wasn’t a kiss!” 

3. “No touchy.” 

4. “Why do we even have that lever?” 

5. “Yeah, he doesn’t really want to talk to you.” 

6. “Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the of righteousness. I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!” 

7. “Excellent. A few drops in his/her drink, then I’ll propose a toast, and s/he’ll be dead before dessert.” 

8. “Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall.” 

9. “Are you talking to that squirrel?” 

10. “Oh, it wasn’t the first time I was tossed out a window, and it won’t be the last. What can I say? I’m a rebel.” 

11. “By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.” 

12. “Who are you kidding, pal? They saw the whole thing. They know what happened.” 

13. “Bless you for coming out in public.” 

14. “Maybe I’m just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn’t you say?”

15. “When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?” 

16. “Well, s/he’s not as dead as we would have hoped.” 

17. “I had a dream that ___ was tied to a log and was careening out of control down a raging river of death!”

18: “Well in my dream, ___ had to kiss a llama.”  

19. “If you really thought about it, you’d decide to build your home on a different hilltop.” 

20. “So, remind me again how you’re related to ____?” 

21. “I was always taught that there was some good in everyone, but oh you proved me wrong.” 

22. “You know, it’s a good thing you’re not a big, fat guy, or this would be really difficult.”

23. “You’re just gonna have to trust me.” 

24. “You just saved my life.”

25. “What are the chances of you carrying me?” 

26. “Well then I’ll bet you weren’t expecting… this!” 

27. “Well, I had a great time. Let’s not wait until the next family reunion to get together.” 

28. “Okay, so maybe I haven’t been as nice as I should have been, but do you really want to kill me?” 

29. “Hey, I’ve been turned into a cow. Can I go home?” 

30. “For the last time, I/we did not order a giant trampoline!”

31. “Fine. I don’t need you. I can find my own way back.” 

32. “Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?” 

The Fox and the Hound  {Sentence Starters}

  • “He doesn’t worry me.”
  • “Gosh, look at those teeth.”
  • “I’ll let you go this one time.”
  • “I’m on the trail of something.”
  • “We’re still friends, aren’t we?”
  • “Then I found out, I need you, too.”
  • “Look, I… I just wanted to see you.”
  • “I don’t want to see you get killed…”
  • “That’s the part you gotta worry about!”
  • “That’s not the part you gotta worry about.”
  • “If it’s the last thing I do, I’ll get you for this!”
  • “You’re fair game as far as he’s concerned!”
  • “If you give me a head start, I can beat you.”
  • “You’re going get us both into a lot of trouble.”
  • “And we’ll always be friends forever. Won’t we?”
  • “Get back in there before I break your other leg.”
  • “Temper? Temper? Woman, you ain’t seen my temper!”
  • “Oh, don’t go in there! He can get awful mean! He’s cranky.”
  • “How do you like that? They didn’t even ask how I’m feeling.”
  • “Forever is a long, long time. And time has a way of changing things.”
  • “That temper of yours is going to get you into a lot of trouble someday.”