that kid's a genius

After episode 8

1. Feels

I just can’t…

2. Mitsuki being everything 

I just love my son Mitsuki so much. He appears out of nowhere to just mess with everyone.  

3. What is going on with Hyuuga? 

Firstly, Hinata being shocked and more scared than happy about Boruto revelation and then we have this dorky Hiashi. Naruto walking with kids and not Hinata? 

I need my genius Neji to explain what is this? I have way to many questions.  

But Naruto calling Hiashi ‘Father’ was quite heartwarming. Still waiting for Boruto to call Iruka his Grandpa

4. Himawari is still the most precious kid in this series

My baby is genius as she woke up Byakugan out of blue when she was just 3

Even poor animation can’t steal the fact that Naruto was holding the hand of Hima. I need more Father Daughter moments

5. He is back to mess with Uzumaki once again

My little NaruHina heart just wish that he come back at Earth and we can see jealous Naruto. Because why not?


And I can totally relate to adult Naruto. Tired all the time. 

Can we all just agree that more stories with Tony being awesome with kids should exist

I mean, c'mon, the man is basically a child himself, especially when it comes to Science.

Tony absconding with middle schoolers who are at SI on a field trip and taking them down to R&D to play with robots and lasers (The teacher is panicked. Pepper just rolls her eyes and goes down there to drag them back, knowing that Tony will probably just do this again).

Tony volunteering at a science camp for underprivileged kids (it’s a poorly kept secret that he is the anonymous donor that kept the science and robotics programs running at several schools in New York). He takes DUM-E with him and the kids adore the robot.

Tony quietly starting a foundation for kids who come from abusive homes, pouring his heart and soul into planning events for the kids to make them feel accepted and loved by the volunteers (he denies any involvement but Pepper and Rhodey know better).

Just…Tony loving and supporting kids and trying to make sure that they grow up better than he did.

don’t imagine lance learning about the garrison and wanting with his heart and soul to go there

don’t imagine lance asking his parents about it and them having to softly let him down because those types of schools are way to expensive for normal people, much less cuban immigrants

don’t imagine the garrison announcing a scholarship program to try and add diversity to the students in their schools

don’t imagine lance working for years on trying to up his GPA and earning enough money so he can pay for classes at the community college when he was just a small teenager

because damn by just considering to go to those schools you better have enough credentials to beat out thousands of privileged, genius kids who have been working towards this since forever

don’t imagine lances family seeing him go through and overcome obstacles for years just to send in his application 

don’t imagine lance freaking out because he knows he’s not going to be accepted and all that work was for nothing and all the stress he’s put his family through was completely unnecessary

don’t imagine lance getting a letter from the garrison and automatically assuming it’s a rejection letter highlighting everything wrong with him

don’t imagine him knowing that the previous thought was is very unreasonable, but still thinking that he could have never got in 

don’t imagine his family pushing him to open it and then one day he gives in and as soon as he’s done reading he just sits down and stares at it

don’t imagine his family asking him what’s wrong even though they think they know why talkative lance is suddenly so quiet

don’t imagine them ripping the acceptance letter from his hands and then bursting out into the happiest crying fit you’ve ever seen      

don’t imagine them hugging and kissing lance and being so proud and amazed that he actually did it 

don’t imagine lance starting to cry as he realizes that he did it, that his years of work have payed off and that he did something that few people have ever done

don’t imagine him proving his worth and gaining attention from the family that never seems to have time for him

don’t imagine him showing up at the garrison on his first day only to have his joy annihilated by everybody else who seems so informed and prepared compared to him

don’t imagine him trying to one up keith because he needs to prove his worth to both the world and himself

don’t imagine him despising keith because when keith got expelled he seemed to be saying that lances life goal was beneath him and wasn’t worth keeping his mouth shut

don’t imagine lance knowing that the only reason he’s even there is because somebody couldn’t shut up

so mitch marner played towards the end of the season with mono.

fun fact the reason you avoid contact sports and any abdominal contact at all really when you have mono is to avoid any risk of splenic rupture because splenic rupture involves a blood-filtering (and important to your immune system) organ rupturing and blood just kinda chillin in the rest of your abdominal cavity where it really isn’t supposed to be and hypovolemic shock and other fun things.

so my question is this: what chucklefuck decided it was a genius idea to let a kid with mono keep playing hockey, an aggressive full-contact sport where a huge part of the game is ramming into and getting rammed into by other, huger dudes

joe thornton was allowed to play in the first round despite there being a huge risk of completely blowing out his knee. nikita zaitsev was allowed to play in the first round with a concussion. zach werenski was allowed to finish a game despite having a WHOLE ENTIRE BROKEN FACE. not to mention everyone else with broken whatevers

tell me where the fuck it says in the NHL rulebook that players can ONLY stop playing when they just keel over and die right there on the ice

Talking with a friend at conbust about how frustrating it is when cars don’t notice motorcycles because they don’t think to notice them, like it doesn’t occur to them to register not-car shaped objects one the road.
Another friend pointed out she’d heard people discussing this issue, saying road games like Punch Buggy have people always subconsciously on the lookout for VW Bugs. So the proposed solution is to teach little kids to punch each other when they see motorcycles instead of Beetles, so they can’t help but look for them for the rest of their lives.

And it’s like, man that’s fukken genius. Go make your kids play Punch-Bikey or whatever you wanna call it.

*squints* is that a happy soccer au i see? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

here’s the lowdown:

  • mari and adrien are childhood best friends™ 
  • they met through being new neighbours adrien used to be legit just a loner until he met mari who was like ‘dude play soccer with me’ and they became straight up bffs after that 
  • they both loved sour patch kids and space and drew what they thought was a genius graphic design of a space sour patch kids logo when they were young 
  • they end up going to different highschools in the same town and still live in the same neighbourhood. they both join soccer teams in the their respective schools.
  • in terms of skill and technicality, mari is the better player but adrien seriously pulls unexpected moves that make him stand out. 
  • uhmm..everyone girl is rlly gay for mari in her school they are just her fangirls lmfao same thing for adrien but mari has got like 4k followers on instagram and all she does is take a photo of her soccer ball 
  • they have this tradition to draw the space sour patch kids logo on their team shirts ever since they started soccer in high school so that neither forget the other and wow that’s romantic guys 
  • their coaches were at first like wtf no but they used permanent marker so they ended up accepting it over the years and now everytime they join new teams or get new shirts everyone is like ‘when r u having the logo’
  • their schools r so nosy on who tf the person who draws their logos is omg everyone is always trying to spy on them to figure out who adrien/mari is
  • this time it’s adrien who has a crush on mari and mari is the one to eventually fall in love 
the zodiac signs in slytherin


aries: “let’s fuck those gryffindors up LMAO ”

taurus: loves their family and friends so much would do everything for them

gemini: prankster (also wow, really charming and persuasive)

cancer: either the nicest person or baddest bitch you’ll ever meet

leo: not so secretly planning world domination

virgo: “nice point, but your opinion is invalid”

libra: looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you

scorpio: badass with the nice ass

sagittarius: looks a bit scary but can actually be the best friend you’ve ever had

capricorn: leader kid, so cool™

aquarius: freaking genius who loves to boast

pisces: graceful. skilled. fucking deadly

Leo Valdez is a fan favorite, but the fandom seriously discredits his intelligence

I’m re-reading The Lost Hero and he could literally complete math equations college students couldn’t complete at the age of 8. 

There’s no point going on about the Argo 2 and Festus, we all remember that.

The kid is literally a genius, yet I keep seeing memes of him where the punchline is ‘Oh leo, ur so slow xD’

#AcknowledgeLeoValdez’sIntelligence2k16

nytimes.com
Chuck Berry, Musician Who Helped Define Rock ’N’ Roll, Dies at 90
By Jon Pareles

While Elvis Presley was rock’s first pop star and teenage heartthrob, Mr. Berry was its master theorist and conceptual genius, the songwriter who understood what the kids wanted before they did themselves. With songs like “Johnny B. Goode” and “Roll Over Beethoven,” he gave his listeners more than they knew they were getting from jukebox entertainment.

His guitar lines wired the lean twang of country and the bite of the blues into phrases with both a streamlined trajectory and a long memory. And tucked into the lighthearted, telegraphic narratives that he sang with such clear enunciation was a sly defiance, upending convention to claim the pleasures of the moment.

In “Sweet Little Sixteen,” “You Can’t Catch Me” and other songs, Mr. Berry invented rock as a music of teenage wishes fulfilled and good times (even with cops in pursuit). In “Promised Land,” “Too Much Monkey Business” and “Brown Eyed Handsome Man,” he celebrated and satirized America’s opportunities and class tensions. His rock ’n’ roll was a music of joyful lusts, laughed-off tensions and gleefully shattered icons. [Read More]

“The future –” he said, looking down at his open hands, “– begins here.” 
(Iron Man #325)

”…And Tony Stark was a hero long before he was Iron Man.“ 
(Avengers Assemble 2x07)

Long Angsty Sterek Fics

All at least 20k words long (by request)

Divided We Stand by KouriArashi

Derek is being pressured by his family to pick a mate, and somehow stumbles into a choice that they didn’t expect and aren’t sure they approve of….

By Any Other Name by entanglednow

He doesn’t know his name, he doesn’t know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he’s on the run with. But he’s pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it.

Permanent Fixture by linksofmemories

Derek is Scott’s older brother. Stiles is Scott’s best friend. Derek is falling in love with Stiles. This is a bit of a problem.

Mating Habits of the Domesticated North American Werewolf by lielabell

Derek doesn’t do pining. He doesn’t. So when it becomes clear that Stiles is much more interested in having Derek as a new best friend than a boyfriend, he puts on his big boy pants and makes it fucking work. He becomes the best goddamn friend a spastic teenager could ever hope to have.

Don’t Speak by fatale

The Alpha pack has systematically attacked Stiles and his friends for months, testing their strengths and weaknesses. When one of the Alphas goes after Stiles, he awakens in the hospital and realizes that something’s wrong. Very wrong. All sounds seem to hurt him, he can’t understand what anyone is saying, and when he tries to speak, it’s gibberish. How is he supposed to deal with the fact that he’s lost the ability to communicate with his dad and his friends?

Without his ability to talk, his sarcasm, and his wit, what does Stiles even have left? Enter Derek, the only one who seems to make it better.

Enemy Lines by qhuinn (tekla)

This is the story of werewolf Derek Hale and human Stiles Stilinski: two people who grew up in the same town but completely different worlds, their realities split by the war between men and wolves.

Years later when Derek returns to Beacon Hills, he does it as Alpha of a military pack on a mission to capture those responsible for the region’s resistance. With his main objective, Sheriff Stilinski, out of sight, he settles for the next best thing: his son, Stiles.

Neither of them suspects they’ll need to trust each other if they want to make it out this alive.

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Tony as an Artist Headcanon

I know everyone talks about how Steve is an artist and went to art school but I truly believe that Tony is an artist too. I’m not talking about artist in a creator sense but as a designing and drawing kind of way.

I mean does one look at how wonderfully drawn the Mark-1 designs are in IM1? They are so detailed and intricate and the only person who could have drawn them is him. To validate that Yinsen asks Tony what all the papers are and he puts them together to show Yinsen the Mark-1 suit.

Plus he probably needed a way to design and create the objects in his head as a genius kid and might not have all the tools yet so he took to pen and paper and taught himself the skill to draw out intricate designs and learn how art, perspectives and proportions work so that he can create a base idea of how the invention is going to look.

So we fast forward to when the Avengers all live in the tower together and Steve visits Tony everyday and sketches or does paperwork while just being in the presence of the genius. Tony always asks to see Steve’s art with great enthusiasm. Steve always obliges because who is he to deny Tony anything really.

It became routine that Steve was the artist and Tony the inventor but one day when Steve falls asleep on the couch. Tony gets a bit of a roadblock in his inventing and needs a bit of stress relief. Trying to stay away from bad habits and is a bit tired of playing with his bots (daddy needs some alone time okay?) he notices Steve’s sketchbook laying on his chest. Carefully Tony plucks the book from Steve and opens to a new page and begins to doodle in the notebook. Once he finishes he doesn’t think to remove the sketches because it’s Steve he knows everything and Tony doesn’t really think about it much after putting the sketchbook back where he got it from.

Later Steve is going through his pad to find a page filled with art sketches that are completely in a different style than his own making him sure that he was not the one to draw this. He begins to wonder who in the world took his pad to draw in when he realized that all the sketches were of the workshop and there is only one other person who knows the place so intricately as him: Tony Stark. At this point he is flabbergasted at the fact that not only is Tony an outstanding artist but also the fact that it never occurred to him that Tony might be when he was a genius creator and inventor.

Steve carefully extracts the sketches from his notebook and finds a frame to put them in and hangs it in his room. He thinks it’s special and he wants to cherish it but he’s also possessive and selfish enough to not want to share this part of Tony with anyone.

It was in that moment when he finally placed the sketches on his wall besides his window that he wants to be with Tony. That this man was perfect for him. They already do what most couples do except the romantic parts of the relationship and Steve could imagine waking up in the morning and drawing a naked sleeping Tony tangled in their bedsheets.

So after getting a pep talk from both Sam and Natasha, because those two have been smacking him around to actually go ask the other man out, Steve asks Tony to go to a paint session with him in his art studio one flow above the workshop and order take-in.

They spend their first date painting each other Tony deciding to go more abstract while Steve goes more literal and having fun while drinking expensive wine (Tony drinks cranberry juice because he wants to get alcohol out of his life) and just having fun.

At the end they reveal the paintings and Steve loved the painting Tony did of him and vise versa but this is the first time Tony has ever actually showcased his art skills and is taken aback at how positively happy Steve is with his piece. He tries to down play it but Steve just glares at Tony hotly before deciding to hang it up on the wall of his favorite art pieces.

Tony placed Steve’s next to it and that is how art Thursdays become a monthly thing for them.

Bonus: on their wedding day they made everyone including themselves wear white and started a paint war completely ruining their suits but later after they have come back from their honey moon they find them encased in glass in Steve’s studio with a plank on each one says:

“Together.”