that is your cousin

MASTERLIST!

BTS

You spam them with Christmas songs - hyung line [my first post omg]

You spam them with Christmas songs - maknae line

You post a picture of you and your cousin and they get jealous - hyung line

You post a picture of you and your cousin and they get jealous - maknae line

Everyday texts with boyfriend!Yoongi

You’re bangtan’s idol bestfriend - pt.1

You’re bangtan’s idol bestfriend - pt.2

You message Yoongi after his ear accident

Failed sexts - all boys

Everyday texts with boyfriend!Jungkook

You ignore them - all boys

Jealous!Jungkook over you and Taehyung’s friendship

LDR! with bts

Bts’s reaction to you speaking Spanish

Run BTS - Min Yoonji

You get jealous of Jimin and Red velvets Seulgi

You get hate for not being Asian/idol

You’re bangtan’s idol bestfriend - pt.3

They compliment you - maknae line

They compliment you - hyung line

Traveling with bangtan - Yoongi

They compliment you [red head edition] - maknae line

They compliment you [red head edition] - hyung line

They speak Portuguese to you

Sweet/smutty texts with Hoseok

bestfriend!Yoongi texts

You tell them you wear wigs

Jungkook finally graduating

Me @ bighit

You’re scared to meet the boys because your a poc - hyung line

You’re scared to meet the boys because your a poc - maknae line

Taehyung wants to be on cypher pt.5

Valentines Day

Happy birthday Hobi

Gordon Ramsey roasting Jin

Everyday texts with boyfriend!Namjoon

Texts between Yoongi and his kakaotalk obsessed girlfriend

College bestfriend!Jimin

Jungkook finds out your GD’s sister

Texts between Taehyung and his cute food obsessed girlfriend

Happy Birthday Yoongi

Texts between Yoongi and his kakaotalk obsessed girlfriend - pt.2

You get fired - hyung line

You get fired - maknae line

Everyday Ravenclaw! Namjoon texts

Everyday bestfriend!Yoongi texts - pt.2

Jungkook gives his girlfriend a surprise birthday party

Bestfriend!Hoseok texts

BTS as twitter stans - Taehyung   Hoseok   Jungkook

GOT7

Everyday boyfriend!BamBam texts

Everyday college boyfriend!Yugyeom texts

Happy birthday Jackson

Everyday fluffy boyfriend!JB texts

Everyday boyfriend!Youngjae texts

Sugar daddy!Jackson texts

Texts between Yugyeom and his idol girlfriend

Valentines Day

They react to your sexy comeback

You go out for milk and get a dog…and forget the milk maknae line    hyung line

Younjae (accidentally) confessing to his crush

Seventeen

Everyday texts with boyfriend!DK

Everyday boyfriend!Vernon texts

Dino has a crush on you and then others try and get you guys together

Valentine Day

Jealous boyfriend!S.Coups

Everyday boyfriend!Woozi texts

EXO

Travelling to Japan with Sehun

Jealous boyfriend!Sehun

Daddy!Xiumin

Valentines Day

Your bestfriends Minho [shine] and Suho [exo] have crushes on you

Everyday boyfriend!Baekhyun texts


HOW I MAKE MY FAKE TEXTS

cutegirlygirl1223  asked:

Hey, i over analyze things such as the Black family and apparently Draco and Tonks are cousins and apperently Sirius Black is the uncle to you and Draco..... Also means you have a Uncle Regulas :) i over analyze thinbs too much..... Oh and also since Sirius and James are like brothers.... Welcome James to the family would ya?

Tonks: …. I think you need to double check your facts there. Sirius is my mom’s cousin, not brother.

sonicsfan1998  asked:

I was looking up Schizophrenia and I took this quiz on it, and it said I have early symptoms of Schizophrenia. I think I got it from my cousin, Aleah.

You can’t get schizophrenia from other people like that. Your cousin is not in your direct line of ancestry so that isn’t possible. You could only get it if it was passed down from one of your parents. The chances go down with each generation that is not affected.

Also, schizophrenia shares a lot of symptoms of other mental illnesses and disorders too. Remember that you had a brain tumor removed so it isn’t uncommon to share some symptoms, but I am fairly positive you don’t have it. 

A Soul Mate to Remember Chap 2

Here’s Chapter 2! Please enjoy!

Tags: @welcometothecity

Chapter 1

Y/N- your name

L/N- last name

TW: Some name calling/cursing, if I need to add any, please message me!

The party was going splendidly. You hadn’t been forced to talk to anyone, the food was sub-par, and they had a slushy machine filled with a mixed drink that you could probably convince someone to grab one for you at some point. Maybe your cousin, who already seemed to have one to many of them…

 Now paparazzi had been chased off by your uncle and a few police friends, you could tell that the Waynes were somewhat relaxed now. You were standing at a table next to the pool. While your mother was with the Waynes talking, and you could somewhat hear their conversation. What you couldn’t hear, you guessed.

“Oh, I’m Ms. L/N, Greg was my husband’s brother, that’s my daughter, Y/N, over there,” You saw her motion to you and you waved, Mr. Wayne and his wife waved back.

 "She looks so lovely,“ Mrs. Wayne complemented on you to your mother,” I just love her hair.“

 "Thank you, so do you have any children?”

  You resisted the urge to roll your eyes. Your mother knew the answer to that question, and all the rumors too, she read every tabloid available.

“Yes,” Mr. Wayne answered,“ Four boys, ages twenty-six to ten. We adopted most of them at young ages, actually the older three are all here tonight.”

“We should introduce them,” Mrs. Wayne said,“Their names are Richard, Jason and Tim.”

Your mother chuckled,“Oh my! That’s a lot of boys, how do you manage? It must be so hard being outnumbered!”

 Mrs. Wayne laughed, and you checked yourself out of the conversation by checking your lipstick in your phone, before settling on devouring a cupcake.

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Everything changed, my heart got moved

Title: Everything changed, my heart got moved

Rating: T

Fandom: D.Gray-man

Characters/Pairings: Howard Link/Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk

Summary: Link has faithfully served Crown Prince Allen for years now, but for the first time the prospect of marriage has been brought up. He shouldn’t feel as defensive about it as he is, but he only holds the best intentions for Walker’s protection in mind… right?

Notes: Linkllen Week Day 4 Prince/Knight AU. Just take this and let me be in peace. Better late than never… right? All my love to Kimmy, @hurryupfic​, who brainstormed this au with me. 


Clearing his throat, Link gestured towards Allen’s clothes, cocking his brow when Allen finally rose onto his elbows. “Delay anymore and you’ll be late. While your father might not mind, your cousin certainly will.”

Allen faked a shudder and laughed, before piercing Link with a heated look. “Dress me, then.”

Scandalized and far too tempted, Link carefully folded his arms behind his back, pinning Allen with a reproachful look. “If I did, you would definitely not be on time.”

Allen really laughed then, swinging his legs over the bed and sauntering towards Link with the careless grace he’d been born into. “Too bad,” Allen said, brushing past Link to grab his clothes. “I had a dream I really would’ve liked to have continued.”

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All Aboard
Choices Rules of Engagement
All Aboard

1/3 of Rules of Engagement Soundtrack.

“Welcome to Ember of the Sea, the pinnacle of luxury cruise ships. Are you ready to embark on the summer of a lifetime?” - Carter’s introduction

As you embark on the cruise ship, there’s full of adventure and romance awaiting you to join in the fun and spending your summer vacation with your siblings, plus getting your inheritance from your late grandmother who left a $500 million fortune to split among you, your three siblings and your cousin.

sonicsfan1998  asked:

I heard Ms. Poe say that something has to trigger Schizophrenia before it starts, I can't find anything that makes it easy to understand what triggers it.

Generally you have to have the marker to have it before it can be triggered, though taking a lot of drugs often causes it. I don’t think that is your cousin’s case though. 

Anything can trigger it from accidents, to drugs, to extreme stress. If your cousin was stressed out about anything, that could have been the trigger to make it act up. 

can you imagine. Library au Keith and hunk work in receiving, processing new shipments/donations and putting books back from the dropoff chute. Pidge is IT support for the library and keeps the servers secure and lightning fast and definitely doesn’t spy on people with her network. Shiro and lance are the receptionists bc Lance thought it would be a good way to meet some smokin bodies and shiro just really loves books okay. Coran owns the building and Allura manages it and takes down all the mouse traps Coran puts up because “they’ve never chewed anything or pooped on the books, Coran!" 

 And there are the usual library shenanigans including but not limited to 

  •  - a closet full of books. no context it’s just there and Coran wants it to stay. 
  •  - squirrels sneaking in through the dropoff chute when the weather gets colder - hunk and keith hunting the squirrels bc they’re not always busy
  • - hunk wanting to be humane only and Keith slowly putting his knife away
  •  - Keith this is a library why do you have a knife
  •  - *squints into the horizon like a war veteran* squirrels
  •  - pidge suggesting that the mice are helping the squirrels
  •  - keith’s war against rodents begins and Allura scrambles to set up cozy hiding spots for them all just out of Keith’s reach
  •  - and then he finds his pistachios MISSING and his pear has been nibbled upon and he mc freaking loses it
  •  - shiro puts this sign up on the dropoff chute very quietly and kindly and he just kind of puffs up knowing that he’s done a Good Deed
  •  - people start obeying the sign and Lance leaves the front doors open so he can hear it every single time it happens. He has a tally chart.
  • - the chute opens one day without anyone shouting down it and Keith runs upstairs and looks around "did you see any squirrels ma'am" 
  • - Lance is dying bc it was him. 
  •  - klance makeouts between the bookshelves 
  • - the dudes from the computer repair shop next door coming in and asking if any of the webcams in the library had mysteriously turned on too 
  • - pidge is a good liar bc obviously she was behind it. 
  •  - hunk and allura putting food for the squirrels on the roof in an attempt to keep them safe from Keith 
  • - hunk and allura realizing that the squirrels are determined, suicidal little shits and so they just put food in the corner of the library or up on the highest bookshelves and hope that their tails will do the dusting for them 
  • - shiro sighing at literally everything as he hand feeds the squirrels 
  • - is he Snow White like how does he do that 
  •  - Keith’s Betrayed Face when he sees shiro schmoozing the squirrels 
  • - *whispers* I thought you loved me 
  • - shiro rolling his eyes so hard he goes and joins a bowling league 
  •  - the dudes from the computer repair shop coming back AGAIN and asking if show tunes had started playing in the library 
  • - pidge must physically remove herself from their presence bc she’s trying very hard not to cackle like an overlord 
  • - Keith brings in a CAT 
  • - allura is horrified and literally clutches her chest 
  •  - Lance falls in love with the cat, feeds it treats and snacks and gives it lazy toys until it gets ULTRA FAT 
  • - Keith comes to the conclusion that his bf sabotaged his cat plan on purpose and cuts off the nookie supply for a month
  •  - worst month of everyone’s lives tbh 
  • - hunk begs Keith to please just fuck Lance again 
  • - a hanjo in the Scientology section at the very least please please please 
  •  - pidge and shiro end up stuck in the weird book closet somehow 
  • - shiro COULD break down the door but that’s just a lot of work 
  • - why break things when you could have a book fight 
  • - they throw a couple hundred paperbacks at each other for 20 minutes 
  •  - pidge builds a throne of books and rules her domicile (400 books and shiro) with cunning and dignity 
  • - until shiro slaps her in the face with a copy of pride and prejudice and the war begins anew 
  • - the library has like three floors and everyone knows to stay out of the left wing of the third floor during lunch breaks bc Lance and Keith honestly don’t care if u see their butts they will not stop 
  • - shiro or hunk lifting pidge onto their shoulders to put more food on the shelves for the squirrels 
  • - the general populace of the town not being weirded out by any of the shenanigans in the library 
  • - it’s just another beautiful day in mr Roger’s neighbourhood for them 
  • - Keith runs by them with a knife in his teeth and a net in his hands? Totally normal

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things bitty has experienced bc of the ~soft closet~
  • i have seen posts about bitty’s parents beating him up for coming out
  • i have seen posts about bitty’s parents being perfectly accepting
  • i suspect the reality is somewhere in the middle
    • the ~soft closet~
  • i am from the Baby Bible Belt– my town (and family) is incredibly conservative, but not like violently homophobic, i understand this middle ground, i am here to contribute
  • under a cut bc this got way too long and way too personal!! awesome!!

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anonymous asked:

My 6 year old cousin found your Sander Sides videos and now wants to grow up to be like Logan because he "has sick rapping skills and uses long funny words" 😂

HAHA!!! That’s ADORABLE!!! Yesssss, they’re gonna be awesome!!!

16 Chores That Every ’90s Kid Had To Do

No ifs, ands, or buts! All ’90s kids definitely remember these.

1. Applying soothing ointment to your father’s Crash Bandicoot tattoo at least three times a day.


2. Sucking the Gak out of your house’s storm drain.


3. Taking your cousin to the hospital each Saturday to get the Push Pops removed.


4. Dropping Boris Yeltsin off to play Pogs with his CCD friends whenever Mom couldn’t.


5. Feeding Weezer.


6. Spending an hour after school each day fighting in the Gulf War.


7. Recloning Dolly the sheep after butchering her for family dinner.


8. Making funeral arrangements for Dean Martin.


9. Pulling all the AOL free-trial discs out of your grandma’s throat.


10. Birthing the Spice Girls.


11. Plugging your father’s ears all day to make sure he wouldn’t hear the “Macarena.”


12. Shooing the devil out of Windows 95.


13. Prying your little sister off the searing-hot metal slide her skin got fused to.


14. Handing out flannel shirts to all the people stuck in traffic behind Princess Diana’s accident.


15. Giving your Tamagotchi its daily Bible lesson.


16. Vacuuming the Muppets.