that is one way to steal a whiskey

Barstool Fairytale

Summary: ~Songfic for The Whiskey, the Liar, the Thief by Patent Pending~ Dan is a thief and Phil is a liar, both boy’s making their way through life miserable and alone. One night they meet and, after sharing a few glasses of whiskey, realise they might have finally found someone to love.

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Genre: Historical AU

Warnings: None really, mentions of alcohol and stealing but that’s it

POV: Third

Words: 1507

Beta: Un-beatad

A/n: Just a quick songfic that I whipped up in a day because I recently discovered Patent Pending and am in love with this song rn. It’s a bit rough and rushed but I hope you enjoy it ^.^

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