Bts as shit me & my friends said over text
- Kim Seokjin: when I die, I want my gravestone to be pink ft glitter. I want it to fucking g l o w within a miles radius
- Min Yoongi: sleep is a skill bitch, put that in my resume and watch
- Jung Hoseok: I keep saying "my breasts are like muffins" when i sing that Shakira song 'Whenever Wherever'
- Kim Namjoon: math is such a bitch like they've got everyone solving their problems why can't I have my own personal helper?
- Park Jimin: my dreams are either about wild sex or murder so... can't relate to fluff
- Kim Taehyung: can someone tell my fucking teacher that writing 'orange peels' on my test is a perfect substitute for longitude JFC
- Jeon Jungkook: at this point I should just fuck myself because I'm that good in bed